Jenelle Evans: Her Complete, Completely Insane Soulmate History!

Jenelle Evans has had a very, very eventful dating history.

And hey, that's fine. Well, fine-ish.

She's a woman in her mid-twenties, so it's normal for her to have had a good few boyfriends. No shade there whatsoever.

But what's not so normal is the way she dates these guys. Or the way she marries them. Or the way she gets impregnated by them.

Here, just check out this rundown of Jenelle's love life, you'll see what we mean …

1. Andrew Lewis

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Andrew is the first guy we ever saw Jenelle with — though we did only see him briefly. He is Jace’s father, and he only showed his douchey face in her 16 & Pregnant episode. Well, he made an appearance on Teen Mom 2 as well, long enough to take a paternity test. But shortly after Jace was born, Andrew split.

2. Kieffer Delp

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KIEFFAH!!! Jenelle met Kieffer in 2010, back when she was abandoning little baby Jace to party. They had a beautiful time together, stealing Barbara’s credit card for trips to New Jersey and smoking so, so much weed. Just so much.

3. Kieffer No More

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Unfortunately, Jenelle broke up with Kieffer in 2011. But then she got back together with him a couple of days later! But then they broke up again. This cycle went on for a while until …

4. Gary Head

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Jenelle got with Gary Head in 2012. At first he seemed like a good guy — he was a marine, he wasn’t constantly high like Kieffer always seemed to be.

5. Back to Kieffer

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After four months with Gary, she dumped him for Kieffer. Hey, the heart wants what it wants, and sometimes it wants your old felon ex, OK?

6. And Back to Gary

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After a couple of weeks back with Kieffer, Jenelle went back to Gary, and a couple of weeks after that, they were engaged. A month after that — for real, you can’t make this stuff up — they were both arrested for assaulting each other. And they say romance is dead!

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Kathy Griffin Goes After Andy Cohen, Harvey Levin and More in INSANE Rant!

Kathy Griffin has some things to say.

And, as you’ll see, that’s actually a massive, massive understatement.

Back in May, as you’ll surely remember, Kathy did a photo shoot in which she held the decapitated head of Donald Trump — a Halloween mask covered in ketchup.

It caused quite a stir: she was fired from multiple gigs, and she was even the subject of a federal investigation.

Shortly after sharing the photo, she apologized, explaining that sometimes with comedy, lines can be crossed, and this was one of those times.

But in the months since, she’s retracted her apology because “The whole thing got so blown out of proportion.”

She said that the photo didn’t only cost her jobs, but friends began turning against her, she and her family started getting death threats.

And now, five months later, she’s still dealing with the backlash.

Earlier this week, it was announced that Andy Cohen would be replacing Kathy on CNN’s New Year’s Eve special, and when Andy was asked about it by TMZ, he replied with “Who? I don’t know her.”

Meaning that he didn’t know Kathy — you know that classic Mariah Carey move.

Except that Andy and Kathy definitely know each other, since she had a show on Bravo for years. She addressed that in a pointed tweet.

“Even when it’s on tape, there are doubters?” she wrote. “He is NOT kidding w paps. Was my boss for 10 years. Treated me like a dog. Deeply misogynistic.”

She was so upset by Andy’s words that she did a 17 minute video in which she went after him, TMZ boss Harvey Levin, and all the people she’s ever interacted with in her career that did her dirty.

She kicks the video off by explaining that the fallout from the Trump photo is still going on, and it’s actually gotten worse.

To prove that, she shares a voicemail she’d gotten from Harvey — he asked her to call him back for a chat and left his phone number, which she doesn’t disguise at all in the video.

The reason for releasing his phone number, she says, is because after the Trump photo was released, she was doxxed mercilessly — and she feels that since Harvey is “in bed with everybody from Hollywood to Donald Trump,” he deserves similar treatment.

From there, she jumps on to Andy Cohen, who she says was a “miserable boss” during her years at Bravo.

She mocks him a bit for being an executive who then gave himself his own talk show — “seems to get picked up every season,” she joked.

After that, Kathy jumps back to Harvey for a moment — she seems a little scatterbrained throughout the video, honestly, but we can’t really blame her.

She claims that Tyler Shields, the photographer who took the photo, told her that two different people from TMZ told him that Harvey speaks with Trump multiple times a week.

“Is that OK with you guys?” she asks. “The president talking to a gossip blogger?”

Back to Andy, Kathy alleges that the two times she appeared on Watch What Happens Live, he offered her cocaine before filming began. So there’s that.

About TMZ, she says that the website itself is extremely misogynistic, and that ageism is a big problem, too.

“Harvey Levin, have you ever done anything honorable, ever?” she asks. “What do you do besides tear women down and make a bunch of money?”

She actually refers to him as “the gay male version of Kellyanne Conway.”

All throughout the video, she names people — not famous people, just people she’s worked with in the industry — who she feels let her down in some way.

After all this, at the end of the video, she explains that she recorded it in the first place because she’s currently on a world tour, and she’s leaving Australia soon for Singapore.

She’s been advised that she’s on multiple international lists, and that she’s been detained at every airport she’s been to in recent months.

“So when I go to Singapore, if I just don’t return, I just want you guys to know, that’s why. Because I took a picture of a mask with ketchup on it.”



Dan Bilzerian Asks Cop For His Gun During Vegas Shooting in Insane Video

On Sunday night, 59 people were killed and hundreds more were injured in the deadliest mass shooting in American history.

Video and photographs from the attack chronicle an unimaginably horrifying scene with victims falling in the street and heroes dragging the wounded to safety.

But one video that's gained a tremendous amount of traction on social media focuses neither on the shooter nor the innocent civilians who were gunned down, but instead reveals the unexpected involvement of a controversial internet celebrity.

Dan Bilzerian's Instagram page has nearly 23 million followers thanks to the 36-year-old's talent for presenting a lifestyle that reflects an archetypal male fantasy.

Based on his social media uploads, it appears that Bilzerian spends most of his time hanging out with scantily clad models and firing off massive guns.

Bilzerian's weapon arsenal is the stuff of legend, but it seems the professional poker player found himself unarmed and off-guard when Stephen Paddock opened fire on the crowd at a country music festival earlier this week.

Previous video of Bilzerian at the shooting seemed to show him fleeing the scene and resulted in widespread criticism.

Bristol Palin's husband Dakota Meyer slammed Bilzerian as a "coward" in a scathing social media post.

Now, however, new video has emerged that shows Bilzerian running toward the scene of the attack and attempting to assist police in bizarre fashion.

Without question, it was foolish of Bilzerian to interfere with police attempting to bring down an active shooter, and we're sure many will argue that the interaction captured on video was nothing more than a publicity stunt from a man who's made a living marketing himself as a gun-toting badass.

That theory may never be proven or disproven, but the video below does seem to verify Bilzerian's argument that he wasn't as blindly concerned with his own safety as Meyer and others claimed.

Check it out:

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Kate Middleton: Shamed For Getting Pregnant Again! (Seriously, People Are Insane!)

Proving yet again that women cannot win, and that people on the Internet are out-of-their-mind bonkers, Kate Middleton is being mom-shamed.

Yes, trolls are dragging her over her latest pregnancy.

Leave it to social media morons to turn some special, non-controversial news that we frankly could all use right now into “get on the pill.”

A 35-year-old woman is trying to raise children and live her best life, while really not doing anything objectionable. Yet she gets this.

Kensington Palace announced that Kate Middleton is pregnant with her third child, who will join George, 4, and Charlotte, 2, on Monday.

Very sweet, without a doubt. Unless you’re on Twitter, where people tell her to “get on the pill you slag” or liken her to a “conveyor belt.”

Seriously, those were actual comments.

Don’t ask us why a woman having a third biological child in her 30s is somehow newsworthy at all, let alone in a negative way, but …

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Basically, what you have here is Kate Middleton being shamed for … having sex with her husband? We really don’t see the point here. 

The idea that the Duke of Cambridge’s genitals “junk” is often up in there shouldn’t come as a surprise, nor offend anyone, in our opinion.

Isn’t it a woman’s business and hers alone – whether she’s married or not (which Kate is, it’s worth repeating) how many kids she wants?

We’re not judging them either, but Kailyn Lowry has three kids out of wedlock, and Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar have 19. Nineteen!

Kate truly cannot win no matter what here.

Imagine if the Duchess of Cambridge were, say, to end this pregnancy. Or not have children at all! She would be filleted online as selfish.

She would be heartless. Immoral. Worse.

Just wait until she starts to show, or in Kate’s case, barely show. Middleton has also been shamed for her body, and will likely be again.

Like a royal Sarah Stage, she will be “too skinny” to be in her third trimester. In the interim, she’s being “dramatic” about morning sickness.

Never mind that Kate’s morning sickness isn’t like most people’s; Middleton suffers from Hyperemesis Gravidarum, a severe form of it.

She’s been hospitalized as a result, which was actually the event that prompted the palace to announce her first pregnancy in late 2012.

Perhaps the only positive spin we can put on this is that Kate seems fairly adept at blocking out the noise and living life on her terms.

Being criticized and scrutinized for whatever you do is, sadly, par for the course in her life, and honestly, she’s been through a lot worse.

Not only will detractors belittle her life choices, they’ll attempt to scandalize and sexualize her when she’s simply going about her life.

The Kate Middleton topless photo scandal, for example, involved her intimate moments broadcast online for all to see, against her will.

It’s no way to live. Just because she’s a celebrity doesn’t mean that the rules of basic human decency don’t apply to how you treat her.

This week, she and William won a judgment in that case, which they took to court out on principle, despite not needing to collect damages.

A little pregnancy hating/jealousy/people trying way too hard to be snarky and funny pales in comparison to telephoto lens stalking.

Silver lining?


Briana DeJesus Goes on INSANE Rant About Her Jailed Baby Daddy!

We just can’t seem to figure that Briana DeJesus out.

She’s been a cast member of Teen Mom 2 for a little while now, and we’ve been able to see quite a bit of her, but so much of her footage is just kind of boring.

But then, when you look at her social media accounts, you see that the girl can be as messy as the rest of them.

Like, she could give Jenelle Evans a run for her money when it comes to Twitter drama, and that’s really saying something.

So why doesn’t she bring her social media persona onto the show, so we can get our fill of that sweet, sweet reality show trashiness?

It’s hard to say.

We can only hope her latest Twitter explosion ends up on the show somehow, because … well, let’s just say that if you want trashiness, look no further.

As you may have heard, Devoin Austin, the father of Briana’s first child, was recently arrested for failing to show up to a court date about some marijuana charges.

Several days after he was arrested and a mug shot was released, a new mug shot started making the rounds, leading many to believe that he’d been arrested again.

A concerned soul sent the photo to Briana on Twitter, but, as she explained, the new mug shot wasn’t from a new arrest, but it was taken because he’d been transferred to another jail.

“I should go visit him and ask him why the f-ck he still on the wrong path in life smh,” she added.

It was a fair comment to make, but still, a woman named Josi (who seems to be friends with Devoin) decided to come after her for the comment. And a seriously wild Twitter fight ensued.

“Bitch and what are you doing with your life foh?” this Josi asked Briana. “Lmao wild annoying.”

Briana answered “Lmaoooo a lot more than you, but Josi pulled out the big guns right away.

“Bitch like what??? A tv show??” she wrote. “Bitches don’t even like your weak ass story line fam! Shoulda fixed your face instead of the rest of ur body ho.”

We won’t argue with that first part, because her storyline honestly is pretty weak, but the plastic surgery slam doesn’t make sense. Briana is gorgeous.

Briana was also advised to “get it together bozo,” but she suggested that Josi should stop worrying about her life and her Teen Mom 2 gig and “put that effort into figuring out who ur real BD is.”

“BD,” by the way, stands for “baby daddy.” Because these are the kind of people we’re dealing with here.

Josi asked people to pray for Devoin because “AINT NUN WRONG WIT HIM BRIANA JUST HIS BM.”

“He’s lucky he got me as a good baby mom unlike all u other hoes who chooses dick and drugs over ya kids,” Briana responded.

And because Devoin seems to hang with the classiest of crowds, Josi retaliated with “My daughter gon run into ya daughter on the playground someday n when Kai punts her ass down the slide ima look away.”

Briana told her not to talk about her children, and Josi told her “Lmfao bitch I’ll smack fire out your ass and I’ll punt both ya kids in their sh-t.”

She also threatened to “tip your daughter stroller over.”

They carried on like this for a while, but eventually Briana told her “If I wanna visit my BD I can, if I wanna talk sh-t about him I can, if I wanna f-ck with him again I can … why? Bc he’s my BD tf.”

At this point, other people started piling on Briana, calling her names and threatening her.

In response, she wrote “MTV coming down in a few, if ya want the air time … just send me ya emails… I’ll make sure they email u a release form.”


Seriously, how does she get into all this on Twitter but all we see on the show is her talking about adoption when everybody already knows she never really planned on going through with it?

This is the drama we deserve. This right here.


Jenelle Evans Goes on INSANE Rant: What Did Her Mom Do This Time?!

If you’re familiar with Teen Mom 2 — like, if you’ve ever seen a single scene from the show or even just vaguely notice headlines in the tabloids — you know this one thing:

Jenelle Evans does not particularly care for her mother, Barbara.

They’ve always had a troubled relationship, and Jenelle has said that even when she was a child, she never felt like Babs was really there for her.

Things got more tense between them after she gave birth to her son, Jace, and then refused to take the tiniest amount of responsibility for him, and they got worse when Barbara legally took custody of him.

Over the years — Barbara got custody of Jace when he was just a few months old, and he’s 8 now — things got worse as Jenelle delved deeper into addiction and crime.

And they just sort of exploded this year, what with the big finale of their long custody battle.

In May, Jenelle gave up on going to trial to fight for full custody in favor of mediation with Barbara, and they were able to agree on an official visitation schedule while Babs maintained custody.

But even though she did agree on the terms, and even though she chose to give up her shot at full custody by going to mediation, she still wouldn’t shut up about it.

She went off on a series of rants about her evil mother and how she wouldn’t let her have her son back — like no one understands what actually happened and how things actually work.

And then, in a remarkably bad move, she released a video that made it look like Barbara was driving drunk with Jace in the car.

In the video, filmed in early May, Jenelle and her fiancé, David Eason, accosted Barbara in the parking lot of a restaurant where she was trying to have dinner with friends (and with Jace and two other kids).

They yelled at her, accusing her of being drunk — she obviously was not.

She kept telling them to stop filming her, but they wouldn’t, and they were actually being pretty aggressive.

Which was probably way scarier for Jace than riding in a car with his grandmother after she’d had a glass of wine.

It was a really bizarre video, and while Jenelle clearly thought she was getting some real dirt on her mom, she just made herself look bad.

And now, in a sneak peek from next week’s episode of Teen Mom 2, Jenelle is explaining what happened.

Spoiler: it gets even crazier.

In the clip, she explains to a producer that on that fateful day, she’d called Barbara and asked to see Jace, but Barbara told her that she needed to start calling earlier in the day if she wanted to make plans.

Which is fair — Barbara can’t drop everything she and Jace have planned the moment Jenelle decides she wants to see him.

That day, Babs told Jenelle that she had plans with her friends “and it’s Cinco de Mayo,” which made her a little suspicious.

So she did what any reasonable person would do — she grabbed her fiancé and headed over to Babs’ town to track her down.

When they got to the restaurant, David peaked in a window and saw Barbara, heaven forbid, with a glass of wine, and he started taking pictures like the creep he is.

Jenelle, sober crusader, stormed in the restaurant and accused her mother of drinking while she had to drive home with Jace and the two other kids with them.

Barbara told her that she just had “one sip” of a glass of wine, and that they’d just put it on the table when David started taking photos.

“I said, ‘That’s drinking, what are you talking about?!'” Jenelle says incredulously.

Because let’s be real, it’s not like she’d have any clue about the concept of having one drink with dinner and then going on about your life.

“So then after that, I went back to the house, walked up to the door, knocked on it, no one answered, knocked on it again, no one answered,” she recounts

Then David pulled his old trick of peeping in a window, and he saw that Babs’ car was in the garage, meaning that she was ignoring Jenelle.

And that simply would not do.

“Then I ended up calling the police,” she says, and when officers arrived, she actually told them “I don’t know if my mom’s in there, like passed out when the kids are there.”

Police knocked on the door and Barbara answered it for them and told them that she didn’t want Jenelle on her property.

And that infuriated Jenelle, because she “banged on the door for two hours” before police came.

Just think about this whole story: Barbara is out with her grandson and some friends, having a nice time, and her wild daughter shows up and makes such a scene that she has to leave.

Then, when she gets home, Jenelle shows up there, too, and knocks on the door for two hours straight — which, by the way, must have been scary for Jace, too.

Does Jenelle seriously think this story makes her look good in any way?

Apparently so, because she ends the story by telling her producer that Barbara’s lawyers are “probably scared” she got that footage.

Probably not, because we all know how the custody case turned out.

But yeah, you tell ‘em, Jenelle.