Angel Parrish From My 600-lb Life: See Her Insane Transformation!

Not every reality star gets a happy ending, and that is certainly true for those who appear on My 600-lb Life. Sometimes people concern fans with behavior that has nothing to do with their weight.

But sometimes, people really do dramatically transform their bodies. And that is clearly the case for 

She is absolutely unrecognizable.

At her largest, Angel Parrish weighed 570 pounds.

Her backstory was heartbreaking, and not simply because of her size.

Angel revealed that she had begun to accumulate weight after having been forced to surrender her baby for adoption at the age of 14.

It seems clear that there is more in her youth than the emotional loss of her adoption that filled her with a deep and lingering sadness.

Like so many, she used food as a coping mechanism. Over time, and combined with genetic and environmental factors, she increased in size.

Angel Parrish at Full Size

Fans last saw or heard from Angel Parrish in 2016, but she remained in the thoughts of many.

She had dropped her weight all of the way down to 230 pounds thanks to weight loss surgery.

But she has spent years in silence on social media.

Now, however, she has reappeared in a single photo.

When we say that she is unrecognizable, we are not exaggerating.

Take a look:

This is such a dramatic body transformation.

But we have to remember that, since we last saw her in 2016, Angel has had a lot of time to lose further weight and to adjust to her new figure.

Beyond that, the shock that fans may experience at seeing the photo — a sort of mild mental whiplash — comes from the total radio silence before this.

You don’t always notice weight loss when you see it happening at an imperceptible rate every day or every week.

After two years, the difference is staggering.

We do not, however, know her new weight.

But if we were to guess, it sure seems that her weight is now below 230.

Congratulations are definitely in order.

Angel Parrish and Dr. Now

There is more to dramatic weight loss like this than simply undergoing surgery with Dr. Now.

(Dr. Nowzaradan has a clinic in Houston that is featured on My 600-lb Life)

Weight loss in this manner, when the volume of the stomach is artificially reduced to limit how much food can be consumed at a time, is only part of the equation.

And it is agonizing — the human body excels at storing energy, and people who suddenly begin consuming less food on a daily basis feel as though they are starving.

Even with all of that, regulating what she eats and when she eats it, coupled with exercise, would also be vital for Angel to be a success story.

Judging from the new photo, we would guess that she also had some excess skin surgically removed. That is often necessary for people who have undergone massive weight loss.

Angel Parrish is Frustrated

Angel’s dramatic reveal may put to shame even Amber Rachdi’s insane transformation.

But it is not a competition, folks. This is about people who choose to change the shape and weight of their bodies getting the opportunity to do so with assistance and guidance and with the support of fans.

Not every story ends happily. Some have health complications from their initial weight or even their sudden weight loss.

Others have underlying problems that may have led to weight gain but continue to plague them even as they transform their bodies.

We are so glad to see that Angel is doing so well.


David Eason Goes on INSANE Rant After Jenelle Evans’ Gun Incident!

It’s been a crazy week for the Eason clan, huh?

Or a crazy year, honestly –2018 has been mighty eventful for them so far.

Technically, things have been crazy for them ever since they first got together, as is tradition when Jenelle finds herself a new soulmate.

But let’s just zero in on this week, OK?

On Monday, we learned that our dear Jenelle recently had … a bit of an incident, we’ll say.

Last week, she was involved in a big, terrifying fiasco while driving her son Jace home from a therapy appointment — remember that little tidbit, because the irony of that will be revealed in a moment.

Something happened with another driver, and she called 911, complaining that the driver had “purposely slammed on the brakes,” and when she braked to avoid hitting the car, Jace “almost got whiplash and almost hit the dash.”

Well, that was her story, anyway.

According to the driver that found himself in this situation with Jenelle, things went down a lot differently.

In this version of events, Jenelle was driving erratically, so this guy passed her, and she immediately flipped out.

She allegedly flipped out so hard that she followed him back to his house, hit two cars on his property as well as his mailbox, then “pulled a gun.”

Those are some pretty big details she omitted, huh?

She left the guy’s house before police arrived, so the assumption is that the incident is currently being investigated.

With reports that Teen Mom 2 was filming during all of this, one would think it would be relatively easy to figure out exactly what happened.

But, wouldn’t you know, David’s got his own story.

In a comment on Facebook, he said that we’ve only heard one side of the story, and that what actually happened was that the other driver “tried to kidnap her.”

… What?!

That doesn’t make any sense for multiple reasons, one being that we’ve heard Jenelle’s 911 call, and you’d think that if the guy tried to kidnap her then it would have come up.

Also, at what point did he try to kidnap her? Was it when they were both driving or after she followed him home, hit his mailbox, and pulled out a gun with two children in her car?

It’s just a really dumb thing to say, but since this is David, there’s been no shortage of dumb statements this week.

After Kailyn Lowry spoke out about David’s comments on Leah Messer’s daughter — lots of drama between Teen Mom 2 cast members lately! — he decided to attack Kailyn in a Facebook post.

“So I guess Kailyn Lowry got her keyboard so greasy from cheetos that her finger slipped and said some more tough guy sh-t about me and my wife,” he wrote.

“Apparently her plastic surgeon filled her head with the same sh-t he filled her ass with.”

We’ve already talked about how ridiculous that was, so let’s skip ahead to the comments on that post because, for some reason, he thought it was appropriate to slam Jenelle’s mother there.

He claimed that “Barb got fired from Walmart and wouldn’t have sh-t right now if it wasn’t for keeping Jace from his mother so she can get a MTV paycheck.”

“I make more in a month than she made in a year (before she got fired).”

The rage is real, right?

Barbara isn’t keeping Jace from Jenelle, Jenelle signed over custody to her and then last year she agreed to visitation instead of going for custody.

Barbara has also worked hard for her entire life to take care of her kids, and now her kids’ kids, and she’s said that she puts all the Teen Mom money away for Jace’s future.

Also, David quit his job when he started dating Jenelle, and now he’s been fired from the show, so where exactly is his money coming from?

We’re not sure, but in another comment, he told someone “I probably make at least 100x more money than you.”

He explained that “I don’t have what you would call a ‘job,’ I’m an investor and business owner but that’s none of your business, is it?”

OK, so let’s say, just for fun, that this person David’s speaking with makes $ 10,000 a year — a super, super low amount well below poverty level.

We’re saying that because if David thinks he makes 100 times more than that, that would make him a literal millionaire, even besides the money Jenelle makes from MTV.

And that is obviously very, very untrue.

What business does he own? What has he invested in? What does he do that has him making more money than Jenelle?

Why does he say these things that are so clearly false? Does he actually think people will believe it? Does he believe it himself?

So many questions, and absolutely zero answers — yet another way these people have proven themselves to be disappointments.


Jersey Shore Family Vacation: See the Insane New Trailer

Ever since that first teaser trailer for Jersey Shore: Family Vacation dropped, the world has wondered what this over-the-top reunion is going to be like. 

But we don't have to wait for the April 5th premiere date to find out what's in store for these orange hooligans.

A new trailer is out that reveals a lot more, and you can see that below.

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Snooki exclaims "We're back, bitches!" in a drawn out way.

It's almost as though they had never left.

But they did leave — a lot of the stars are parents. They talk up their age a lot, Snooki herself is 30. They're at different stages in their lives, but they're hardly geriatric.

And from the antics in this trailer, in which they drink and drink and drink in South Beach, they aim to prove that they haven't slowed down one bit since they were first horrifying audiences.

Jersey Shore was a reality series that some hailed as deceptively brilliant social commentary and others believed heralded the collapse of society.

But … maybe it was never that deep. Maybe it was just a bunch of idiots living their lives on camera, you know?

It looks like, in some ways, this revival is going to be more of the same.

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But things have changed dramatically for so many of these stars.

As we mentioned, some of them are parents, now. They have actual responsibilities.

So while this revival will allow them to "go wild" as they haven't for years, as Jenni "JWOWW" Farley notes, it's likely that they're going to take better care of themselves than they did when they were young.

After all, they'll be going back to their lives as parents after the cameras shut off. The responsibilities of being a parent continue even when you're not with your kids.

Speaking of children, there's one guy who expressed shock, nervousness, and excitement during the trailer because of his own impending fatherhood.

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Ronnie Ortiz-Magro makes it very clear in this trailer that can't believe that he's going to be a dad.

As you may recall, he didn't find the love of his life on Jersey Shore, but he did in real life.

And now, as you can see from the baby bump in that photo, his girlfriend Jen Harley is very much pregnant.

Of course, not everyone's major life transitions are positive ones.

(Yes, having children is a positive life change if you want children)

No, Snooki teases in the trailer that someone is going to be behind bars.

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"Dude," Snooki says at one point. "Prison is no joke. It's scary."

She then follows up with a more ominous statement.

"He's literally not going to survive."

Smart money says that the guy headed for prison is Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino since he pleaded guilty to tax fraud.

We don't think that fans need to be picking out an outfit to wear to his presumably public funeral, however.

He's going to prison for tax fraud, which is bad, but not a violent crime. He'll probably have an unpleasant time in prison, because prison is zero fun, but not all prisons are created equally, and he's likely to be placed with other non-violent offenders.

But … yeah, it's going to suck.

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Also, these folks drink a lot … and talk about drinking a lot.

They comment on who smells like alcohol, and they're clearly going out to have a good time — fist-pumping, of course, included.

One might wonder how much of this is staged. How many drinks are watered down. How many explosions of wild excitement were the results of multiple takes and specific instructions from producers.

But it looks like Jersey Shore: Family Vacation is shaping up to be just as wild of a ride as the original series.

Plus, they're in Florida.

Check out the new trailer:

Jersey shore family vacation see the insane new trailer

Kylie Jenner is on an Insane Diet. And She’s “Miserable.”

Here’s the good news surrounding Kylie Jenner:

The 20-year old has decided against traveling to Mexico and undergoing dangerous weight loss surgery, as earlier reports claimed she had been considering.

These reports alleged that Kylie really was that desperate to shed her pregnancy pounds after she gave birth.

But here’s the bad news surrounding Kylie Jenner:

She is still so adamant that she must regain her stupid bikini body that she’s taking different extreme measures in order to lose weight.

And, according to OK! Weekly insiders, this new strategy is working; Kylie has lost A LOT of weight.

At a price, however.

Quoting Heat Magazine, OK! writes that Kim Kardashian has “been helping Kylie every step of the way and giving her loads of advice,” while “[whipping] her into shape the moment she had the baby.”

How very sweet, right?

Stormi Webster enters the world and … BAM! The sisters start working on what’s truly important: Kylie’s body.

Sources had previously stated that Jenner gained 35 pounds while pregnant – and this report claims she has already lost 25 of those pounds!

How has she pulled this off?

Via a diet that consists of “wild salmon for breakfast, turkey and salad for lunch and then sometimes just soup early evening,” the insider says, explaining that Jenner is sure to never consume more than 1,500 calories in one day.

That sounds awful.

And not very healthy, either.

Kylie supposedly avoid all carbs and nearly all sugar and has gotten “straight back into training” at the gym.

She’s really setting quite the example for little Stormi, isn’t she?

Kardashian famously dropped 69 pounds in the months after giving birth to her second child.

She kept meticulous track of her weight throughout this process, setting a horrible example to young fans around the globe.

But this was apparently a great example for Kylie, who has always wanted to emulate her half-sister and who is now reluctantly taking her advice.

“Kim has told Kylie that she’ll regret it later if she doesn’t do the hard work now, but she’s finding it miserable,” the source told Heat, adding:

“She knows she only has a bit to go so doesn’t want to give up, but it’s very hard.”

We don’t want to say that Kylie is ignoring the responsibilities of being a new mother by working out this much and by dieting this intensely.

We’re sure she’s been there for Stormi.

But she and her siblings REALLY need to STFU up when it comes to weight loss, especially post-pregnancy weight loss.

There really are far more important things to be thinking about during this time of one’s life… not to mention the fact that they are setting an unrealistic example for their fans.

Kylie Jenner has the money for a personal chef and for a gym at her home.

She doesn’t have a full-time job from 9-5.

She can absolutely dedicate large chunks of her day to this weight loss mission if she so chooses, but she shouldn’t pretend like it’s something the average mother can attack with the same vigor.

That’s it. Rant over.

We can now return to making fun of the name Stormi Webster.


Blake Lively Shows Off Insane Post-Pregnancy Body on Instagram!

It’s only been 18 months since Blake Lively welcomed her second child, and yet somehow, she’s rocking a summer body in February.

That may be almost impossible to believe but the actress posted photographic evidence on her Instagram page today:

“Turns out you can’t lose the 61 lbs. you gained during pregnancy by just scrolling through Instagram and wondering why you don’t look like all the bikini models,” Lively captioned the pic.

“Thanks @donsaladino for kickin my A double S into shape. 10 months to gain, 14 months to lose. Feeling very proud.”

Funny, in shape, and married to Deadpool?

“It’s not fair!” we cry, as we wipe Trump-colored Cheeto dust on our threadbare pajama pants.

Yes, yes … we know Blake has worked hard to get in such stellar shape, and we applaud her for it.

But what about those of us who don’t want to work out, but still don’t want an ounce of fat anywhere on our bodies?

You can see the predicament we’re in!

Amazingly, this is not the first time Blake has hit the gym hard soon after bringing a child into the world

“After I had a kid I thought, ‘Okay, this is what my body looks like. This is amazing — I earned this body,’ ” she said in 2016.

“‘And it’s not as good as it was before I had a kid, but, oh well.’”

Can we apply that mentality to eating one of every item on the Taco Bell menu in a single sitting?

It’s not as hard as having a kid, but we’re still proud of it, dammit!

Blake says that after her first kid, she was essentially forced to dedicate herself to nutrition and working out due to the fact that she was cast as a wetsuit-clad surfer in The Shallows.

“I’ve never been in that great a shape in my whole life,” she said. 

“So to do it after having a kid was actually really nice. Because you see your body after having a kid and it’s beautiful because you just gave birth, but it’s also ‘Oh my god, this is not what my body looks like.’ You feel like you’re never going to get your body back again.”

Okay … there’s our excuse.

We’re never gonna be cast in a Hollywood movie, so it’s okay for us to continue living the slovenly life.

We’re feeling better already.

Anyone wanna split a pizza?


Teen Mom OG Recap: Insane in the Brain

Monday on Teen Mom OG, Amber and Andrew got into a major tiff, while Farrah and her mom continued to butt heads over Deb’s wedding.

Also, Catelynn confirmed she was pregnant again, but not everybody reacted to the seemingly joyous news how you might expect.

When Teen Mom OG Season 5 Episode 10 got underway, Amber finally announced her baby news to her friends and family members.

If you watch Teen Mom OG online, you know that there’s always more drama ahead, though, and Andrew Glennon delivered.

Amber disagreed with his “hippie” suggestion that they wait to find out the gender of their child, and an explosive argument followed.

Not surprisingly, Amber won out in the end.

The family then celebrated Halloween with her daughter, Leah, along with Leah’s father Gary Shirley, and his wife, Kristina Anderson.

The haunted hayride looked fun, but things turned a little more serious (and awkward) when Gary expressed his concern for Amber.

Regarding her pregnancy, he even took a dig at her and the timeline of her latest romance, saying, “hopefully it’s not Matt’s!”

Hopefully not, indeed. Kristina weighed in that “I think there was a break between Matt and Andrew, I think, I don’t know!”

None of us really do.

Indeed, fans have speculated that Amber’s baby could possibly be Matt’s, but there’s nothing to suggest that rumor is true.

Down in the Volunteer State, Maci Bookout and Ryan Edwards were still trying to figure out a custody agreement, and butting heads.

Since he has yet to take a drug test – her requirement for him to see Bentley more often – there’s still an impasse in that regard.

Just the same, Maci and Ryan kept up their tradition of taking Bentley trick-or-treating together with his grandparents, Jen and Larry.

At least that was the plan.

When Maci changed the time, Ryan, Mackenzie Standifer, and her son, Hudson, were not able to join the festivities. Ryan was pissed.

Ryan alleged that Maci intentionally wanted to sabotage the plans and exclude him, though Maci claimed this was not the case.

Separately, she told husband Taylor McKinney that she didn’t know anything about Ryan and Mackenzie’s scheduling issues.

Either way, another day, another drama.

On a bittersweet note, considering what we know has happened since this was filmed, Catelynn Lowell was celebrating her pregnancy.

At the same time, she and Tyler Baltierra were dealing with the emotionally heavy subject of sending his father Butch back to rehab.

Fortunately for Butch, this time it was voluntary, not court-ordered; Cate and Tyler were also behind him 100% – and $ 48,000 worth.

That’s a lot of confidence in his ability to take it seriously, but it seemed like he was, even if he was feeling anxious about the process.

We wish him the best.

As for Cate, we know she miscarried, and that Lowell is in rehab again as well as part of her ongoing battle with mental health problems.

Finally, Farrah Abraham heard from none other than Jenelle Evans of Teen Mom 2 fame, who reached out to her about Deb’s wedding.

What does Jenelle have to do with it?

Apparently, Evans’ ex-husband, Courtland Rogers, was invited to Farrah’s mother’s upcoming nuptials … which makes literally no sense.

Farrah, naturally, was confused, and did the logical thing – calling up Debbo on FaceTime and putting her on blast over this move.

Despite the verbal reprimand, Debra decided to stand by her decision about Courtland being invited, which still makes no sense, but hey:

Very little about Farrah’s world does.