Blake Lively Shows Off Insane Post-Pregnancy Body on Instagram!

It’s only been 18 months since Blake Lively welcomed her second child, and yet somehow, she’s rocking a summer body in February.

That may be almost impossible to believe but the actress posted photographic evidence on her Instagram page today:

“Turns out you can’t lose the 61 lbs. you gained during pregnancy by just scrolling through Instagram and wondering why you don’t look like all the bikini models,” Lively captioned the pic.

“Thanks @donsaladino for kickin my A double S into shape. 10 months to gain, 14 months to lose. Feeling very proud.”

Funny, in shape, and married to Deadpool?

“It’s not fair!” we cry, as we wipe Trump-colored Cheeto dust on our threadbare pajama pants.

Yes, yes … we know Blake has worked hard to get in such stellar shape, and we applaud her for it.

But what about those of us who don’t want to work out, but still don’t want an ounce of fat anywhere on our bodies?

You can see the predicament we’re in!

Amazingly, this is not the first time Blake has hit the gym hard soon after bringing a child into the world

“After I had a kid I thought, ‘Okay, this is what my body looks like. This is amazing — I earned this body,’ ” she said in 2016.

“‘And it’s not as good as it was before I had a kid, but, oh well.’”

Can we apply that mentality to eating one of every item on the Taco Bell menu in a single sitting?

It’s not as hard as having a kid, but we’re still proud of it, dammit!

Blake says that after her first kid, she was essentially forced to dedicate herself to nutrition and working out due to the fact that she was cast as a wetsuit-clad surfer in The Shallows.

“I’ve never been in that great a shape in my whole life,” she said. 

“So to do it after having a kid was actually really nice. Because you see your body after having a kid and it’s beautiful because you just gave birth, but it’s also ‘Oh my god, this is not what my body looks like.’ You feel like you’re never going to get your body back again.”

Okay … there’s our excuse.

We’re never gonna be cast in a Hollywood movie, so it’s okay for us to continue living the slovenly life.

We’re feeling better already.

Anyone wanna split a pizza?


Teen Mom OG Recap: Insane in the Brain

Monday on Teen Mom OG, Amber and Andrew got into a major tiff, while Farrah and her mom continued to butt heads over Deb’s wedding.

Also, Catelynn confirmed she was pregnant again, but not everybody reacted to the seemingly joyous news how you might expect.

When Teen Mom OG Season 5 Episode 10 got underway, Amber finally announced her baby news to her friends and family members.

If you watch Teen Mom OG online, you know that there’s always more drama ahead, though, and Andrew Glennon delivered.

Amber disagreed with his “hippie” suggestion that they wait to find out the gender of their child, and an explosive argument followed.

Not surprisingly, Amber won out in the end.

The family then celebrated Halloween with her daughter, Leah, along with Leah’s father Gary Shirley, and his wife, Kristina Anderson.

The haunted hayride looked fun, but things turned a little more serious (and awkward) when Gary expressed his concern for Amber.

Regarding her pregnancy, he even took a dig at her and the timeline of her latest romance, saying, “hopefully it’s not Matt’s!”

Hopefully not, indeed. Kristina weighed in that “I think there was a break between Matt and Andrew, I think, I don’t know!”

None of us really do.

Indeed, fans have speculated that Amber’s baby could possibly be Matt’s, but there’s nothing to suggest that rumor is true.

Down in the Volunteer State, Maci Bookout and Ryan Edwards were still trying to figure out a custody agreement, and butting heads.

Since he has yet to take a drug test – her requirement for him to see Bentley more often – there’s still an impasse in that regard.

Just the same, Maci and Ryan kept up their tradition of taking Bentley trick-or-treating together with his grandparents, Jen and Larry.

At least that was the plan.

When Maci changed the time, Ryan, Mackenzie Standifer, and her son, Hudson, were not able to join the festivities. Ryan was pissed.

Ryan alleged that Maci intentionally wanted to sabotage the plans and exclude him, though Maci claimed this was not the case.

Separately, she told husband Taylor McKinney that she didn’t know anything about Ryan and Mackenzie’s scheduling issues.

Either way, another day, another drama.

On a bittersweet note, considering what we know has happened since this was filmed, Catelynn Lowell was celebrating her pregnancy.

At the same time, she and Tyler Baltierra were dealing with the emotionally heavy subject of sending his father Butch back to rehab.

Fortunately for Butch, this time it was voluntary, not court-ordered; Cate and Tyler were also behind him 100% – and $ 48,000 worth.

That’s a lot of confidence in his ability to take it seriously, but it seemed like he was, even if he was feeling anxious about the process.

We wish him the best.

As for Cate, we know she miscarried, and that Lowell is in rehab again as well as part of her ongoing battle with mental health problems.

Finally, Farrah Abraham heard from none other than Jenelle Evans of Teen Mom 2 fame, who reached out to her about Deb’s wedding.

What does Jenelle have to do with it?

Apparently, Evans’ ex-husband, Courtland Rogers, was invited to Farrah’s mother’s upcoming nuptials … which makes literally no sense.

Farrah, naturally, was confused, and did the logical thing – calling up Debbo on FaceTime and putting her on blast over this move.

Despite the verbal reprimand, Debra decided to stand by her decision about Courtland being invited, which still makes no sense, but hey:

Very little about Farrah’s world does.


Farrah Abraham: Insane Treatment of Teen Mom Producers Revealed

Farrah Abraham‘s behind-the-scenes antics are way worse than we know, according to a new report … and that’s really saying something.

I mean, we already knew she was bonkers.

The Ashley’s Reality Roundup compiled a massive investigative report of some of the juiciest moments that never made it to air.

As we know, Teen Mom is unlike many reality TV franchises in that the producers and crew members are often seen on camera.

They play an outsized role in the cast members’ storylines as a result, so there are plenty of times we’ve seen them interact.

Still, there’s a lot of really crazy stuff they don’t show, and no one clashes with the crew more than the OG diva herself, Farrah.

Case in point? Farrah getting fired from Teen Mom OG, which she repeatedly insinuated was because of her outside pursuits.

However, Executive Producer Morgan J. Freeman countered that her treatment of MTV producers and crew may be part of the problem.

“The amount of work that goes into keeping you happy has bubbled up to a point where we have to figure out if we move forward,” he told her.

“Out of nine moms, you’re the only [problem].”  

According to the Ashley, her behavior toward those who film her has been an ongoing, combative situation for years on end.

In short, people want Farrah gone because no one likes her. One longtime Teen Mom OG crew member told The Ashley:

“When Farrah decided she didn’t like someone on her crew or production team, she would tell her producer that they were ‘banned.’”

This meant they were no longer allowed in her residence, and naturally, this could occur at any time and for absurd reasons.

“She legit banned one crew member from the set because she could not pronounce his name!” another crew member said.

“It’s so ridiculous that people thought we were making it up but it 100 percent happened. There may even be footage of it somewhere.”

“The general feeling on Farrah’s shoots were that you didn’t really talk to Farrah unless she spoke to you; otherwise she would get really mad.”

“It was an uncomfortable environment, especially compared to how it is working in some of the other girls’ homes.”

She also refused to work with some producers altogether, and finding those who could tolerate her and vice versa was no easy task.

For instance, Farrah reportedly told crew members she “didn’t like working with straight male producers because they would hit on her.”

She also crazy rules for the crew, including removing the portable toilets on her property … AND not letting the crew use her bathroom.

“There weren’t any public restrooms nearby either, so if you had to go to the bathroom, it kind of halted everything,” said one staffer.

Even though people had to drive somewhere to use the pot, “Farrah was very strict on that; there was no budging, even for an emergency.”

Yes, Abraham will not allow people to use her toilets, or wear shoes in her home, though she reportedly allows her horse in the foyer.

The power-tripping antics don’t stop there, either. When she’s not accusing MTV of hate crimes, she’s trying to run the network.

Farrah once got angry at a crew member and told they were fired, only to be told by the producers that she lacks the authority to do that.

This didn’t stop her from publicly berating a producer at the “New Years Eve” party episode that was shown in December of last year.

Abraham also refused to film with the other girls, all of whom were present, so a special section had to be set up for her and her family. 

On the first day of filming, “She thought she was going straight into filming but everything wasn’t ready yet,” a crew member recalled.

“The poor producer who was with her got it so bad for that.”

“When the producer Walkie-Talkied and asked if there was somewhere Farrah could go until the set was complete, Farrah lost it on her.”

“She screamed at her, yelling, “Do you not know how to do your job? Clearly you don’t so I’ll just stand here until you know how to do your job!”

Totally off her rocker.


Farrah Abraham Goes on INSANE Teen Mom Rant: MTV Doesn’t DESERVE Me!

Poor Farrah Abraham, right?

Such a bright, beautiful star that’s been so held down by the hate crimes of others …

At least in her own mind, that’s the case.

Farrah … well, for the past few months, she hasn’t exactly seemed like the most stable person in the world.

It started a little bit before that whole mess where she got fired from Teen Mom OG — remember, she started going on more rants and filming those cam girl shows sometime in the early fall.

But in October, when the firing happened?

Boy, that really escalated the situation.

It was hard to get a straight story, because Farrah is incapable of stringing together a coherent sentence, but from what we gathered, the production company that films the show let her go because of her decision to go back to adult entertainment.

Now, thanks to the show itself, we’re finally figuring out exactly what happened.

And it sure is wild.

MTV has been promoting Farrah’s firing since they began promoting the new season, and last night, they shared a sneak peek from next week’s episode, which is apparently the episode where everything goes down.

In the short little clip, executive producer Morgan J. Freeman talks to Farrah and tells her that out of all the moms on both shows, she’s “the only one that’s a problem.”

She actually looks at him with a straight face and says “I’m not difficult,” and then Morgan pretty much makes the same incredulous noise we’d all make if we heard her say that.

She posted the little sneak peek to her Instagram account, and along with it, she shared one of her ridiculous rants.

Hold on tight, because this is Farrah at her wackiest.

“Never apologize for being an ambitious, confident, and strong minded woman,” she began.

“As I become the best Farrah I can be, I won’t let a man or network be little me, try to break me, lie about who I am to my core, I’m bullied, surrounded & hurt by all the manipulation, I no longer will allow as a protective mother this vulgar behavior, these crews aren’t trust worthy this ‘mtv family’ is a disgusting gang of power tripping failed producers & executives who have failed.”

… Wow.

There’s a lot to unpack already, and she’s not even close to done, but real quick, how rich is it that she, “as a protective mother,” will no longer allow “this vulgar behavior”?

Wasn’t it just like a month ago that she used her daughter’s Twitter account to promote some porn?

Anyway, next she thanked MTV “for canceling my dating show, purposely provoking made up hate to try to limit my episodes your actions have consequences like teen mom should have made you aware.”

In what will surely become an iconic Farrah quote, she added “I am the moment, the best story line, the Best Farrah I can be, and it’s disgusting, horrible that Viacom, Larry, Morgan & cast members over the 10 years I’ve worked with them always plot, schemes, spew their false, jealousy, hateful, discrimination & harass someone for their sexual freedoms.”

I am the moment. I am the moment.

Poor victimized Farrah wrote that she would no longer be allowing her family to be involved with Teen Mom, and that “it’s sad producers ruin their top leading networks show because they let their ego, politics, hate, discrimination & horrible sexual harassment behavior ruin a show.”

She then took some time to brag on herself some more, calling herself “the 1 out of 10 teen mom who over came the struggles & difficulties and excel.”

“My brand has Out shined the Teen Mom brand I’m not glamorizing teen pregnancy my brand and who I am is fashionable, with class, makeup etc, this is how I was raised & if that’s Glamorous then let it be!”

She also added that she’s outgrown the show and she’s moving on because of its “horrible producing, not safe for my childs environments, unlawful ethics and companies, depression, etc.”

“I don’t conduct myself like Viacom’s horrible, disgusting ethics & I certainly am raising my daughter to treat people better then MTV’s horrible behavior, our next generation should learn to love humans & treat each other with kindness.”

Then, fittingly, she closed out her rant with “Thanks Be To God.”

So that’s fun!

It’s obvious that Farrah is still very, very bothered by what happened, and thanks to this madness, it’s now obvious that she was fired not only because of the porn stuff, but also because of her terrible attitude.

Finally, some justice in this world.

Will you be tuning in next week to see Farrah get fired?!


Brad Pitt Drops Insane Amount of Cash Just to Hang Out With Emilia Clarke

At one point or another, we’ve all daydreamed about what we would do if we had a virtually unlimited supply of time and money.

Perhaps you’d like to sail around the world on a yacht that’s twice the size of your first apartment, or eat manatee burgers on Richard Branson’s private island.

There are many ways to blow staggering amounts of cash in frivolous and obnoxious ways, and as far as we can tell, that’s the best reason to amass staggering amounts of cash.

Of course, saying you want to pull a Magellan or feast on some ground endangered species is that tres noveau riche sh-t that’ll get you called out in a second.

The folks who have been annoyingly well-heeled for most of their lives have moved beyond such pedestrian fantasies and are now only excited by displays of wealth that work-a-day schmucks like you and I would never even dream of.

Take for example, the latest expenditure by Mr. Brad Pitt, who began life by winning the genetic lottery, and then rode that wave all the way to unimaginable financial success.

At 54, Brad’s been rich and famous for nearly three decades, which means those nighly illuminati orgies are just a tedious chore to him at this point.

This is a guy who’s done it all, which means he needs something truly wondrous to get his motor running.

You can only drive so many luxury cars and observe so many alien autopsies before you begin to crave the purest and most universal pleasure known to man.

We’re talking, of course, about enjoying the company of the Mother of Dragons herself, Emilia Clarke.

Proving once again that he’s living the very best of lives, Pitt recently spent bid $ 120,000 for a chance to spend an evening watching Game of Thrones with Emilia.

Obviously, Clarke is gorgeous, but it seems Pitt ponied up the dough simply out of sheer GoT fanboy geekiness.

Clarke auctioned off her time as part of a benefit for the Haiti organized by Sean Penn.

Sadly, like the Red Wedding, this tale has a tragic ending.

It seems Brad’s colossal bid was insufficient, and someone who we’re gonna assume was George R.R. Martin dropped an astonishing $ 160,000 for an hour of Emilia’s time.

That may seem ludicrous, but the way our cable bills have been looking lately, we’ll all be dropping six figures to watch HBO before the year is out, amirite?!

Yes, that was an incredibly lame joke, but if we told it you while we were clinking glasses of $ 800 champagne aboard our private space shuttle, you’d be in hysterics right now.

Maybe money can’t always buy you a night with the Khaleesi, but it can always buy you fake friends.


19 Truly Insane Things BANNED By the Duggar Family

The Duggar family's unusual dating rules have been well documented, and have been well before the family was embroiled in scandals.

It was an abrupt and stunning fall from grace when Josh Duggar's child molestation history – and rampant adultery – was first exposed.

Yet, despite his hypocrisy, and the fact that everything about them has been under more scrutiny, the Duggars weathered the storm.

TLC axed 19 Kids & Counting, only to come back with Counting On, and you can count on them never backing down from their beliefs.

When it comes to their core convictions, they stand firm.

Their belief system certainly takes a certain kind of conviction in order to practice, too, since their list of rules for love and life is not short.

Despite talk of Joy-Anna Duggar breaking courtship rules, and signs of hope like Jinger wearing shorts, these guidelines ain't no joke.

Here are 19 things the Duggars specifically do not allow …

1. Dates Without Chaperones

Duggar daughters
The Duggar parents often accompany their kids on dates in order to maintain “accountability” and “keep things from going in the wrong direction,” per Jim Bob. The girls are fine with this, as being alone with men puts them in grave “moral danger.” When the parents aren’t available, their older siblings will often tag along, making every date a group date and a family affair.

2. Non-Group Texts

Jessa duggar and ben seewald engagement
Even in the kids’ late teens and early 20s, mom and dad are creeping on their text messages. When Ben Seewald jokingly wrote to fiancee Jessa, “Give me a ring,” Jim Bob actually jumped in on the group text, writing “No ring yet.” With a smiley face emoticon. Seriously, he did that. Whatever you think of him, Jim Bob needs his own Instagram so he can start posting screen shots of this stuff.

3. Hugs on the Chest

Derick and jill dillard pregnant
This moment you see here between Jill Duggar and Derick Dillard would not have been permitted until the couple was married. Side hugs are the preferred method of PDA in order to prevent any further temptation or “hanky panky,” as has been well documented on 19 Kids and Counting. The Duggars love their side hugs so hard … though not too too hard, lest they lead to full-frontal hugging. And any touching beyond that? Save it for your wedding night.

4. Alcohol

Jill duggar and derick dillard together
This is probably an obvious one if you know anything about the Duggars. The family does not smoke or drink. They do, however, enjoy the occasional sugary dessert or getting high on life and love.

5. Romance Novels

Christian grey anastasia steele kissing
Safe to say the Duggars are in the minority, having not read Fifty Shades of Grey (the movie adaptation of which they won’t be seeing either, we’re guessing). The Bible warns not to “think about gratifying the pleasure of the flesh,” so instead the family studies Christian text and not E.L. James’ erotic fiction. The Duggars’ option is probably 1,000 times better-written, we will give them that much.

6. Modern Music and/or Dancing

Taylor swift twerking
Avert your eyes, Michelle Duggar! The family matriarch feels that dancing encourages “sensual” feelings, while Jessa Duggar has said that she feels modern music promotes “sex, drugs, all that type of stuff.” Instead, the family chooses to play gospel music together.

View Slideshow

Teen Mom: The Most Insane Feuds of 2017, Ranked!

From on-camera brawls to social media feuds and even legal threats, the cast of Teen Mom and Teen Mom 2 sure went hard this year.

Engagements. Breakups. Marriages. Babies. 

Moments that made you cringe because they were so painful, or smile ear-to-ear. Scenes that were fights, or made you fight back tears.

The past 12 months really had it all, and as such, were likely the most entertaining in the history of this long-running reality TV franchise.

Below, we look back at some of the MTV gang's most explosive feuds of 2017, and however you might rank them, this much is undeniable:

There were no shortage of them.

NOTE: We’ve saved the best for last, so as you recap the year that was, grab a hat and hold the f–k onto it, ‘cause it only gets wilder …

25. Briana DeJesus vs. Leah Messer (and Others)

Briana dejesus vs leah messer and others
When Briana DeJesus joined the Teen Mom 2 cast earlier this year, she was not welcomed with open arms. In fact, she quickly became persona non grata at her first get-together with the cast – with one exception. Jenelle Evans, Briana said, “is the only one who was acting like her s–t ain’t stink. Plus she was the only one who wasn’t acting fake and choosing sides.” Leah Messer’s response was to “pay no attention to those who try to bring you down … they’re just envious of where you are and how well you’re doing.”

24. Maci Bookout vs. Taylor McKinney

Maci bookout taylor mckinney selfie
Maci Bookout and Taylor McKinney’s relationship has produced three kids, and they seem very happily married … most of the time. Like, 85 percent of the time. Bookout alarmed fans with this confession earlier in the year that revealed some trouble in paradise: “Eighty-five percent of the time we’re good to go … Fifteen percent is hell. All of our stress and emotions, we take out on each other. When the cameras leave, we’ll drink and freak out. It’s always literally the smallest things. It’s such small stuff but it blows up. It’s not going to go away.” Yikes.

23. Matt Baier vs. Amber Portwood … The Eruption

Matt vs amber
Things neared a boiling point between Amber Portwood and Matt Baier after he vowed that would never marry her … because she wouldn’t marry him on the spot in Las Vegas, obviously. “I will not marry her,” he said. “I will not marry her now, ever! I’m not gonna let her [brother] dictate my life. That f—king f—got. She wants to marry her brother. That’s who she wants to marry. F—k her. She just humiliated me on TV. I’m done!” Matt, who was livid at Amber’s reasoning for not eloping in Vegas – her brother Shawn not being present – went on to tell a producer, “I don’t care who you have to give oral pleasure to, keep the Amber and Matt wedding thing off [the air]. She just embarrassed me in front of 12 million people.” We’re pretty sure you did that to yourself, Matt …

22. Jeremy Calvert vs. Brooke Wehr

Jeremy calvert with brooke wehr
Brooke Wehr was never a Teen Mom 2 cast member, but due to her mercurial relationship with Jeremy Calvert, her impact was felt just the same. Earlier this year, the couple’s engagement ended after Brooke accused Jeremy of cheating on her with multiple women, one being a Teen Mom 2 producer, another being her best friend, and a third possibly being his ex-wife Leah Messer. Oh yes. Brooke even shared a screen shot of a text message conversation between Jeremy and the best friend as proof, while Calvert responded in a drunken stupor that yes, maybe he did sleep with Brooke’s best friend, but … only because Wehr slept with some other guy first. Or, as he put it, Brooke was “f-cking his brains out, every day,” and he was single, so “my dick was happy to do whatever the f-ck it wanted to do, and it did.” Shocking that these two didn’t work out.

21. Jenelle Evans vs. David Eason

Jenelle evans david eason fight on teen mom 2
Lately, it’s been Jenelle Evans and husband David Eason against the world, but at times this year, they were at each other’s throats as well. Arguments between the two were commonplace throughout the most recent season of Teen Mom 2, and one particularly heated argument resulted in them calling off their wedding … the night before the wedding. (They ultimately got married as planned.) Bad tempers are one thing, but the most troubling aspect is that David has been accused of mistreating/abusing Jenelle’s son Kaiser because he reminds him of Kaiser’s dad, Nathan Griffith. He also doesn’t get along with her mom, at all, further driving a wedge between the Evans women.

20. Chelsea Houska vs. Adam Lind

Adam lind and chelsea houska on mtv
Perhaps the longest-running feud of the franchise, Chelsea Houska and Adam Lind face off mostly through their lawyers these days, because the derelict of society can’t stay out of trouble or pay child support. He was recently arrested for domestic violence against his current fiancee, leaving his ability to parent Chelsea’s daughter Aubree or his other daughter Paislee (with Taylor Halbur) seriously in doubt. Guy also uses meth and steroids we’re told.

View Slideshow

Mackenzie Standifer Goes on INSANE Rant Against MTV!

So hey, how fun is this new season of Teen Mom OG?!

We're finally getting to see Amber Portwood realize how awful Matt Baier has always been, and it's nice to see Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra come into their own as business owners.

But it's truly been just the biggest pleasure to see more of Mackenzie Standifer. Because the girl is wild.

Ryan Edwards' new wife is bringing some delightful drama to the show, and she's been so bizarre and delusional and unintentionally hilarious since she's been on the scene.

Right now though, she's really outdoing herself with a new, sassy little entry she just posted on her blog …

1. Oh, Mackenzie …

Mackenzie standifer picture
Mackenzie hasn’t been on Teen Mom OG all that long — after all, it’s barely been a year since she began dating Ryan Edwards. But in the short time she’s been on the show, she’s really made her mark.

2. First Impressions

First impressions
At first, many viewers thought this girl would be good for Ryan. She’s so young, but she seems much older, and lots of people thought she had her life together. Those people were wrong.

3. Yikes

Ryan edwards mackenzie standifer photo
As we saw more of her on the show, it started getting weird how she’d never say anything about his increasinly bizarre behavior. Then, on the last season finale, she went and made herself into the biggest Teen Mom villain since Matt Baier.

4. A Wedding to Remember

Mackenzie standifer ryan edwards
While driving to their wedding, Ryan began nodding off behind the wheel. Instead of instructing him to pull over, Mackenzie helped him steer, and then she concerned herself with disabling the cameras in the car while asking him if he’d been taking Xanax again. She seemed angry at him instead of concerned, and then after all that she went ahead and married him in that parking lot while his mother sobbed through the ceremony.

5. Digging the Hole Deeper

Mackenzie edwards
As if all that wasn’t bad enough, she went on to make a fool out of herself at the reunion show. She blamed Maci Bookout for Ryan’s drug use, and she actually claimed that she had no idea that he’d been using drugs until that fateful drive to the wedding. Yep, this girl is remarkably unlikable.

6. Ugh

Ryan and mackenzie edwards
The current season picked up at the reunion, and we got to see Amber call Mackenzie a “f-cking c-nt,” which was cute. We’re also seeing Ryan fresh out of rehab, and it’s been interesting, to say the least. Mostly because Mackenzie has just been the absolute worst.

View Slideshow