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The sight of Kim Kardashian naked or in a partial state of undress is not an uncommon one.
But if the popularity of modern superhero movies has taught us anything, it’s that people want nothing more than to see the same exact thing over and over again.
And in the case of naked Kim, at least it’s free and doesn’t eat up three hours of your afternoon.
As you can see, Kim is wearing a bikini in her latest selfie.
But it’s not just any bikini, mind you.
For one thing, it’s Chanel, and probably custom, which means it also probably costs about as much as your college education.
On top of that, this particular piece of swimwear holds the distinction of being the World’s Tiniest Bikini.
And whenever a fancy designer label is combined with an opportunity for partial nudity, Kim just appears, like Beetlejuice with giant boobs.
Kim captioned the photo:
“Chanel vintage, lets please be specific,” which is a reference to the Metro Boomin song “Chanel Vintage.”
But you came here for boobs, not esoteric allusions to 4-year-old hip hop songs.
Although at this point, what’s really left to be said about Kim Kardashian’s boobs?
Well, quite a lot actually.
For one thing, they look remarkable, especially for a woman who’s birthed and breastfed (we think) two children.
And while she’s rumored to have undergone a lift or two, as far as we know, Kim has never received implants.
Of course, she appears to be lying on her back here, so despite the amount of flesh that’s exposed, it’s not easy to determine exactly what’s going on with Kim’s breasts these days.
Obviously, Mrs. Kardashian-West is in the best shape of her life, and she deserves credit for the amount of work that she puts into hair removal.
Although, to be fair, once you achieve that level of wealth, we’re sure someone does the pube-plucking for you.
We’re speaking figuratively, of course.
You can be sure a pair of tweezers hasn’t entered the vicinity of Kim’s vagina in quite some time.
These days, she probably undergoes some new technique involving magical incantations that the rest of us haven’t even heard of yet.
This has been your daily installment of us creepily spending far too much time rumination on Kim Kardashian’s body.
MAJOR PDA ALERT!
MAJOR PDA ALERT!
By Duggar standards at least, that is.
In a new Instagram photo of Josiah Duggar and Lauren Swanson (not the one above), these two crazy and in-love kids are getting hot, heavy and very steamy in front of their many social media followers.
The couple, who stunned fans by getting married in late June, may not have swapped any spit until becoming husband and wife…
… but they’re clearly making up for lost tonsil hockey time these days.
More into public displays of affection that most members of their famous family, Lauren and Josiah are seemingly always touching and kissing, perhaps never more so than in the red hot new photo below.
Check it out now!
The stars shared the photo on their joint Instagram account, including with it a very simple caption of a heart emoji.
And nothing else.
Because what ekse even needs to be said, right?
“What a joy it is to be husband and wife!” Josiah and Lauren told People Magzine shorly after they exchanged vows in Arkansas this summer, adding at the time:
“Our wedding day was absolutely perfect!”
The pair had reportedly been planning a December wedding and hadn’t even announced the major change of date prior to shocking fans with these June nuptials.
As a result, a natural question has since been asked of Lauren and Josiah:
Was this what many people refer to as a “shotgun wedding?”
Thus far, neigher Swanson nor Duggar has said one way or the other — but the former is not showing any baby bump just yet, for whatever that is worth.
“From walking down the aisle, to looking in his eyes and saying the vows was probably one of my favorite moments,” Lauren later said in a TLC-produced video.
In this same video, Josiah said the following:
“What we’re looking forward to…is really spending time with each other as a couple, and really slowing down.
“For me, I made a priority years ago, for my first year of marriage especially, to just slow down on as much work stuff as I can and really focus on our relationship with each other.”
Slow down, huh?
It doesn’t sound like someone ready to be a father just yet, does it?
“It’s been especially fun to simply work on setting up our house together and just settle into life,” the couple expressed a short time after their marriage, speaking to Us Weekly, concluding in July:
“We’re enjoying dreaming and thinking of the future together.”
Take a look through photos from their wedding below:
Natalie Suleman is the mother to 14 children. As you can imagine, she has even more trouble than most families when it comes to getting everyone together for a group photo.
The results, however, can be pretty darn funny.
Take a look at the photo of her minimalist family, and read the (former) Octomom’s explanation for the chaos.
Sharing the photo that you’re about to see to Instagram, Natalie Suleman — who no longer uses the names Nadya or Octomom — offers an explanation.
“So THIS is what happened when we attempted to take a fun family photo with as many family members as possible,” she writes.
In the picture, she is seated with only 11 of her 14 children.
“Per usual, Elijah, Amerah, and JJ are absent from the pic,” Suleman explains.
She adds: “(growing up I despised taking photos so I understand and don’t force them).”
There is a lot of chaotic energy in this photo. With some different arrangements and more dramatic lighting, you’d get a Baroque painting.
“Aidan had enough of sitting and threw his head back,” she explains.
The result, as you can see, is that his head flew back dramatically, “nearly hitting mine.”
“So,” she writes. “This may explain why I look, ummm … startled.”
She’s clearly not the only one. Hey, children don’t generally want to sit still for ages. This problem magifies exponentially when you add more children.
She also shared this smaller but much less chaotic photo recently.
This was from when she sent her octuplets back to school.
Like countless other parents, celebrity and otherwise, she snapped and shared a back-to-school photo on social media.
Unlike the vast majority of those other parents … she had a lot of children in the photo. But she fit them all into the frame anyway.
She’s had a lot of practice, just as she did in this image when she was feeding them all vegan tacos.
Even in this image, you can tell that they had to go out of their way to fit into the frame.
It’s so reassuring to hear that Suleman gives her children the freedom to opt out of family photos if they want to.
(If anyone else has ever been forced to wear a turtleneck for an hour at the age of four for a family photoshoot, and still feels indignation at that memory, you can appreciate her parenting choice)
It’s also neat to see that most of her children are more than happy to pose for the photos. And when it’s only the eight of them, things tend to turn out pretty well.
At least, they do in the photos that she chooses to upload. We’re sure that she has plenty of outtakes that fans and followers don’t normally get to see.
You know what? It’s been years since Suleman stopped being Octomom, and we have to say that she seems to be doing well.
We’re so sorry that she got so much negative feedback over supporting her family by stripping. There is nothing wrong with sex work, and she should never have been shamed for it.
Sometimes, when people become famous, they just can’t handle it. Suleman is an example of that, but she seems to have adjusted to things.
Her focus is on her fourteen children. That’s right where it should be.
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Tori Spelling has had problems these past few years.
In fact, she’s had just about every kind of problem you can think of — and she appears to be hell-bent on making all of them worse.
Tori has gone bankrupt and she seems intent on spending her way into an even deeper hole.
Tori has nearly divorced Dean McDermott but has opted instead to tough it out, despite allegations of infidelity, pyramid schemes, and generally being a colossal d-bag.
At one point, Tori even fell down at a Benihana and burned her hand on a grill.
Like we said, think of a problem that’s not “not being born to a life of unimaginable privilege” and Tori has experienced it.
So perhaps it should come as no surprise that the mother of five appears to be hitting the bottle a bit these days.
Or so her fans think.
According to Radar Online, Tori uploaded an Instagram story over the weekend in which she appeared to be heavily intoxicated — in the presence of her kids.
It seems Spelling was hanging out at the home of her friend, Million Dollar Listing Los Angeles star Josh Flagg, when she posted the slurry video to her page
“Josh has chosen to watch one of my movies, Troop Beverly Hills, so I’m going to walk in the kitchen and see what’s up!” she told the camera at one point.
“Are you really doing a fridge tour?” Tori’s confused 11-year-old son Liam asked.
And it seems the former reality star’s followers were just as perplexed by her behavior.
“Are you drunk?” asked one commenter.
“Yo, you been drinking girl?” another remarked.
“Are you hammered?” a third commented.
Tori didn’t reply, but a second Instagram clip may have answered those questions.
In the video, Tori could be seen screaming while rolling around with her kids on Flagg’s bed.
The stories were quickly deleted, but it seems fans have yet to forget Tori’s tipsy upload.
She posted a new story today, and many of the comments had to do with her boozy weekend.
“Not drunk today?” a fan commented on Tori’s latest IG story.
That’s the internet in 2018 for you.
You can delete whatever you want, but that doesn’t mean it’s forgotten.
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Now, Cardi is setting a different tone with her very first photo of her baby, Kulture.
This pic is too precious for words, folks.
Cardi B is a new mom, but she’s been playing it safe, avoiding plastering her precious baby’s face all over social media before the amniotic fluid is even cleaned off.
She’s still shared photos, but she’s been avoiding letting fans see baby Kulture directly. A stroller is not a baby photo, folks.
Over Labor Day Weekend, however, Cardi changed her tune a little, sharing a picture of her baby.
Cardi captioned the photo: “I needed a girl like you.”
Here is the picture.
Obviously, Cardi is still avoiding showing Kulture’s face. A lot of celebrity parents make this choice to protect the privacy of their children.
Some consider it futile or even an insult to fans, but others applaud the decision. The parents chose to be celebrities — their children did not. Kulture is literally still a baby.
But this photo that Cardi shared on Sunday shows something more important than her baby’s face — it shows the developing love and bond between daughter and 25-year-old mother.
Kulture’s hands are so little compared to her mother’s — and Cardi is a small woman.
It really drives home how tiny Kulture is. Right now, Cardi is her whole world.
In the wee hours of Sunday morning, Cardi also gave fans a glimpse of her breastfeeding Kulture — but, again, she did not give fans a real look at her baby.
“No sleep after the studio unless Kulture say soo,” Cardi captioned the post.
The new mom is much less reserved about showing off her own body — before, during, and after her pregnancy.
That makes sense, because it’s her body.
She can strip down into lingerie or less if she wants.
Unfortunately, though Cardi loves her career and her baby and her husband, Offset, not everything is perfect.
Last week, it came out that Cardi allegedly ordered a Cardi-beatdown of two women, one of whom she has reportedly spent months accusing of having banged Offset.
The two women are bartenders at a strip club. They are also sisters.
One of the women was allegedly assaulted earlier last month by people she identified as associates of Cardi’s.
Then, last week, she and her sister were allegedly attacked by members of Cardi’s entourage, who were said to have thrown seats and bottles at the sisters.
The matter was reportedly taken to the police, so we of course hope that justice will be done.
No one should be physically assaulted. Not with fists and elbows, and not with bottles and chairs.
If there really was an attack, perhaps the strip club has security footage as evidence to identify the culprits — who could share why they did it.
Hopefully, it was not on Cardi’s orders.
And, as some pointed out, if Cardi thinks that Offset has been banging other beauties, she should really take that up with him, not with women she doesn’t really know.
We have a new twist in the decade-long, never-ending, nausea-inducing saga of Jon and Kate Gosselin.
What does this latest scoop mean for their future relationship and, more importantly, for their future relationship with 14-year old daughter Hannah?
It’s unclear at this time.
But the development itself is quite clear:
Hannah has deleted her Instagram page.
Typically an active user of social media, the teenager has chosen to shut down her account for at least the time being, prompting speculation over what this could mean and why she would have done so.
What 14-year old girl, some might reasonably ask, does not want to be a part of the Instagram world these days?
The kind of 14-year old girl, we must sadly report, who is stuck in an endless tug of war between her awful parents.
This very much appears to be what’s taking place between Hannah, Jon and Kate, the latter two of whom rose to fame as the anchors of Jon and Kate Plus 8 on TLC and who divorced back in 2009.
It looked for years as if Jon was off doing his own thing (yes, he really did work as a DJ at one point), basically ignoring his kids and leaving Kate to
try and make money off raise them on her own.
Earlier this summer, however, Jon surprised fans by sharing a picture with Hannah on Father’s Day…
… and then Hannah surprised everyone even more when she said that Jon was the “best dad anyone could ask for.”
Since that time, Jon has shared other pictures of himself with his daughter; on July Fourth, for instance, and also on her first day as an eighth grader.
He’s also stated, very simply, that Hannah lives with him “permanently,” a declaration that came as a total stunner to those who have been closely following the lives of the Gosselins over the years.
(Editor’s Note: If you are one of these people, it may be time to re-evaluate your life choices.)
Kate Gosselin, however, has labeled Jon a liar and insisted that she still has primary custody of all her kids.
Based on recent court filings, however, it’s evident that there’s been some sort of battle over Hannah for months now.
Where does Hannah’s Instagram deletion fit into this gigantic and unfortunate mess? We have no idea.
It may mean nothing at all.
It may mean that Kate is still involved in her child’s life and ordered Hannah to take down her account, considering she’s anti-social media and that she blasted a fan who posed as daughter Alexis on Instagram this summer.
Meanwhile, Hannah isn’t the only Gosselin child about which folks have concerns.
Her brother, Collin, remains in a treatment facility for what sources have said is some kind of anger or behavioral problem.
He’s been there for at least two years and is never pictured with his siblings anymore.
It’s a very sad situation, one that leaves us simply praying that Jon and Kate have the best interests of their son in mind.
Based on their many heinous actions over the years, however, we tragically cannot be confident this is the case.