Farrah Abraham is a mess.
You know it, we know it, whatever random person who knows nothing about Teen Mom but has seen a friend post something on Facebook about her sex tape knows it.
Literally everyone who has every heard of Farrah, even in passing, even just once, knows it.
But man, she really proved it earlier this year when she got herself arrested at that hotel, huh?
You probably remember all the details because it really was just an insane little story, but let’s go over the details real quick, just in case.
Back in June, Farrah was staying at a hotel in Beverly Hills with her daughter, Sophia.
While little Sophia was asleep upstairs, being watched over by a nanny, Farrah was down in the lounge, making a scene.
For whatever reason, she began yelling at other hotel guests, cursing and really just being Farrah at them.
It was bad enough that a security guard was called over to escort her away, but by then, she was already too fired up.
According to the guard and several witnesses, she assaulted the poor man by grabbing his head and shaking it.
She also hit him in the face with her forearm because … well, we’re sure it seemed like a good idea to her at the time.
After that, someone had the good sense to call the police, but you know our girl didn’t react too well to that.
Farrah reportedly gave the officers a hearty “go f-ck yourselves,” and she tried pulling the “don’t you know who I am?” card a few times.
Believe it or not, the police officers were not impressed, and she spent the night in jail.
A few weeks later, she was charged with battery, and also with resisting arrest.
If found guilty, she was facing up to 18 months in jail.
Pretty neat, right?
She was ultimately offered a plea deal, and if she accepted it, the battery charge would be dropped altogether.
Instead of going to jail, she’d have a few years of probation, as well as mandatory anger management classes.
It definitely would have been smart to take that deal, but Farrah is not exactly known for being smart.
Because, you know, the police officers, the security guard, and all the hotel guests who witnessed this nightmare all came up with the exact same lie.
So she turned down the deal a couple of times, but yesterday, she had one more hearing.
Well, this time around, Farrah actually managed to get a little bit of sense.
She pleaded guilty to one misdemeanor, the resisting arrest one, and after she did that, she received her sentence.
And sorry, but she won’t be going to jail (this time).
Nope, she’s on probation for two years, and she also has to complete five days of community service and 12 hours of anger management.
Don’t worry though, because nobody broke that delusional spirit of hers!
“In my eyes I’m not guilty as my property was still at the hotel and people were setting me up, withholding my phone and my car,” she said in a statement to E! News.
“I’ve already completed the anger management, and will finish community service and will follow through on probation.”
How wild is it that after all that, she’s still able to say that she’s innocent with a straight face?
Then again, if she wasn’t able to do that, she wouldn’t be Farrah, now would she?