Is anyone else super uncomfortable with how Javi Marroquin has been behaving lately?
Well, lately, for the entire time he’s been on Teen Mom 2, either one.
There’s just something that’s so questionable about the way he went from wanting to marry Briana DeJesus to hooking up with Kailyn Lowry to knocking up Lauren Comeau in the span of a few months.
And honestly, “a few months” is pretty generous.
Like, let’s break this down: Javi and Briana broke up in January, right?
On last night’s episode of Teen Mom 2, we saw him tell her that if she didn’t want to move to Delaware to be with him, then Lauren would — and honestly, who says that to someone?
What did he think would happen?
Did he think that Briana would trip all over herself to be the lucky girl to leave her entire life behind to move in with a guy she’d been dating for a handful of months?
Did he think that threatening to move Lauren in would get her to change her mind about marrying him?
It was a super weird moment that we have to imagine Lauren wasn’t too happy to see, but let’s carry on.
So Briana and Javi broke up in January, and shortly after that, he started hooking up with Kailyn for a little while.
The official story is that he began dating Lauren again in March, but we’re not too sure about that — she look very, very pregnant right now, and if he’s had her on the back burner that long …
The whole thing is just a little too bizarre for our tastes, and it definitely makes us think less of Javi “please someone marry me and give me so many children and make my fairy tale come true” Marroquin.
But, as he reveals in a new interview with Radar Online, the marriage part isn’t happening.
At least not right now.
“Definitely in the future I will propose,” he explains. “The focus is on the baby first.”
So that’s good, isn’t it?
It certainly seems like they rushed into having a baby together, so at least they’re not rushing into another huge move.
And speaking of huge moves, Javi also says that he and Lauren are no longer long distance!
“She’s officially moved into my house,” he tells the website. “We got a new place and we’ll be moving there in two weeks.”
“It’s nice to have her here. We’ve been traveling non-stop so it’s nice that she doesn’t have to travel.”
It’s not only nice for Javi and Lauren, it’s also nice for Lincoln, Javi’s son with Kailyn — Javi says that she’s a “fantastic” stepmother already.
“She’s really good to Lincoln,” he gushes. “He loves her and he asks about her all the time. He’s happy she’s here permanently.”
And just in case you thought he was done hyping this whole thing up, think again — he also says that they were excited to learn they’re expecting a boy!
“I had a feeling it was going to be a boy,” he admitted. “I’m super excited for a boy. They’re super easy.”
That’s sweet and all, and we’re glad that he seems so genuinely pumped about this whole thing.
But can Briana please comment on this already?
Because after everything we know now, we’re dying to hear what she has to say about Javi’s brand new fairy tale.