Kylie Jenner: Her Sexiest Snapshots as a Mother

Kylie Jenner is not letting a tiny human being get in the way of her Instagram modeling career.

The young reality star gave birth to a daughter named Stormi Webster on February 1, 2018 and wasted little time afterward taking off various layers of clothing in order to reveal her post-pregnancy body.

In some of the following snapshots, Kylie sizzles in a bathing suit.

In others, she flashes a seductive look into the camera.

In all of them, however, she has one message on her mind:

Check me out, Instagram followers, I… am… BACK!

1. She Started Slowly

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This was the first picture Kylie released after becoming a mother. Yes, she’s fully dressed. But don’t tell us that hair tassle and expression isn’t an attempt to seduce.

2. Now We’re Talking!

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Kylie then went low, giving fans a glimpse at her very long legs, which still very much exists after giving birth.

3. An Extreme Close-Up

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We may be seeing a lot more of these kinds of photos until Jenner gets comfortable with her body again, as she shows off some new makeup from her very own collection.

4. The Midsection!

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And here was our very first look at Kylie’s belly, now that it is no longer home to an adorable little girl.

5. Go Women!

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Kylie Jenner shared this selfie in honor of International Women’s Day. She has large breasts on display in it.

6. With Jordyn Woods

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And here she is in a hot tub with best friend Jordyn Woods, mere weeks after delivering a small person out of her vagina.

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Kylie Jenner to Critics: You’re Just Jealous of My Body!

Kylie Jenner does not care what you think.

The 20-year old new mother shocked many fans on Instagram two days ago when she snapped a selfie.

This on its own, of course, is the opposite of shocking.

It’s only shocking when Jenner goes an hour or two without snapping a selfie.

However, this self-portrait featured Kylie in a waist trainer, a ridiculously stupid and completely useless piece of apparel that she and her sisters have pushed on the public for years.

The siblings get paid to pretend as if this item helps them lose weight, setting a horrible example for followers around the world and proving they only care about money.

We’ve slammed, bashed and mocked the Kardashians for waist training for years.

But Kylie has now taken this bad role modeling to a new low, considering she gave birth six weeks ago and is trying to tell folks that using a frickin waist trainer will help them shed pregnancy weight.

Just consider her caption to the following image…

my girl @premadonna87 hooked me up with the @waistgangsociety snap back package. #ad waistgang has the BEST quality snap back products.

make sure you get your package & follow @waistgangsociety to join & keep up the journey together. tag us in photos, and head over to NOW!

Use code (Kylie) for an exclusive discount & I can keep up with your progress. #waistgangsociety #waistgang #fitness #whatwaist

A Texas-based OGBYN told Us Weekly afterward that this garment “puts harmful compression to the abdomen. It has a temporary result that is no different than anything too tight around skin.”

In other words: it doesn’t work. D’uh!

Jenner may be proud of her post-baby body right now, but she achieved nothing of substance with this asinine waist trainer.

We’re not the only ones to state this opinion, but Radar Online claims Jenner only has one message for her critics.

Kylie has been getting so much hate from everyone over the fact that she is ashamed about how fat she got while pregnant,” an insider tells this gossip website, adding:

“Honestly, she couldn’t really care less what people think.

“She believes that everyone is just jealous that she is able to get so skinny so fast and they are not!”

Yup. That’s totally it.

That’s always the case when a celebrity is criticized; haters must be jealous, right?

What other explanation could one ever have for thinking badly of a star and/or her actions?!?

Jenner, of course, disappeared from the spotlight during her pregnancy.

Numerous reports suggested that she was embarrassed about the pounds she packed on, assuming she would receive flak for it because she’s made a living by sharing so many sultry selfies.

Kylie basically based her self-worth on her appearance, which is very unfortunate.

She then gave birth on February 1 and reportedly became immediately obsessed with regaining her bikini body.

“Kylie really believes that she needs to have a hot body for her job and it’s really sad how much emphasis she is putting on this,” Radar concludes.

We agree. It’s totally sad.

But if she wants to actually accomplish this goal, we have one a piece of advice for her:

Take off the dang waist trainer!


Caitlyn Jenner Reveals Horrifying Damage to Her Face

Caitlyn Jenner had to get some more work done on her face.

The reason? The devastating damage that sunlight can do if you drop your guard. Cait is cautioning her followers to not repeat her mistakes.

Be warned, folks: this photo is not for the faint of heart.

In the captions of the photo that you’ll see below, Caitlyn Jenner writes:

“I recently had to get some sun damage removed from my nose.”

No one has to wonder where she had to get this work done — without makeup to cover it, the spot on her nose is bright and red and looks agonizing.

Which is why she’s warning her followers to always be vigilant.

“PSA- always wear your sunblock!”

Take a look at the image.

That look so painful.

We know that Cait spent some time over the weekend in Fontina, California.

There was a NASCAR race as the Autoclub Speedway (a good reminder, folks, that NASCAR isn’t limited to the Southeast or Midwest).

She was there supporting Kurt Busch and encouraged her fans to pull for him.

It’s sad that the fun in the sun that she enjoyed apparently exacted such a terrible price upon her face.

Fortunately, Caitlyn can afford the best medical care.

Unfortunately, solar radiation is strong stuff, and that spot on her nose looks agonizing.

We of course wish her the swiftest of recoveries.

Of course, Caitlyn is an Olympian athlete and a big fan of spending time outdoors.

Whether she’s posing in Ireland (as in the photo above) or living out a lifelong fantasy of walking on the beach as her authentic self, her vacations have a decidedly outdoorsy vibe.

Even when she’s at home, Caitlyn is a big fan of heading outdoors. 

A lot of the times, of course, she has a companion who reminds her to leave the house — and we don’t mean Sophia Hutchins.

We’re talking, of course, about Caitlyn’s dog — Bertha.

Recently, Cait thanked her fans and followers for putting her past a major social media milestone.

“Good morning, everybody. It is an early morning right now. I woke up and looked at Instagram and I went over 9 million followers.”

That is a tremendous social media following.

“That’s amazing! It’s been a long journey over the last three years. “

It sure has. And she knows that she’s had her ups and downs.

“Did I do everything right? I don’t know. But let me tell you, I certainly tried.”

She then says that she’s been inspired by the outpouring of love on Instagram. She also says that she’s looking forward to the rest of 2018.

Caitlyn may be right to question whether she’s done everything correctly.

If she’d made different choices, she wouldn’t be banned from seeing Khloe’s child. She’d probably be on speaking terms with more Kardashians, too.

Cait also voiced her support for Trump during the 2016 election, despite warnings from … more or less every other trans woman on the planet and also just about everyone else.

Recently, however, Caitlyn admits that Trump is the worst ever for trans rights. She’s still learning and growing as a person, folks.

We absolutely believe that she tried.

And we sure hope that her nose makes a full recovery, and soon!


Kylie Jenner to Travis Scott: Marry Me Already!

To the surprise of many, Travis Scott has proven himself to be a responsible father.

The rapper has shot down claims that he would be a deadbeat dad by actually being on hand when Kylie Jenner gave birth and by actually spending time with his relatively new daughter, Stormi Webster.

Shocking, we know.

According to a new report, Kylie is as surprised by this development as anyone, but now she’s seeking something from Scott aside from an extra paid of hands with which to change a diaper.

She’s seeking a ring!

Of the engagement variety!

“She’s changed a lot since the baby’s been born and really softened her stance since Travis stepped up to the plate with baby duties,” an insider tells Radar Online, explaining why Jenner is now open to marrying Scott.

And not merely open, either. She’s actively pushing for a walk down the aisle.

This sure is a change from the last time we heard about this topic, as previous sources alleged Kylie actually turned down a Travis proposal.

Earlier this month, Hollywood Life wrote that Scott asked for his girlfriend’s hand in marriage during a recent vacation, but the 20-year old felt it was too soon.

“Kylie definitely wants to marry Travis, but she also really loves how things are the way they are,” this article read at the time.

But things move quickly when you have a baby and responsibilities and realize that your life is headed in a direction where you really could use a husband.

“She’s an all-or-nothing character and wants him to move into her place then make things official as soon as possible,” Radar Online says right now.

What changed on Kylie’s part?

As many other women can perhaps relate to, one really does tend to look at one’s man differently after you have a child together.

It’s more than just a common interest; it’s a person for whom both of you will be responsible for at least the next 18 years.

Moreover, simply seeing Scott be so cute and sweet with Stormi has apparently made Kylie consider her relationship differently than ever before.

“All of a sudden Travis is the love of her life again and she wants them to elope, or tie the knot in a low-key ceremony while the going’s good,” Radar concludes.

We all know that will never happen, right?

Kylie and Travis may exchange vows someday, absolutely.

(Not that this is a given in this family, of course, as Kourtney never married Scott Disick and Khloe says there are no immediate plans to marry Tristan Thompson.)

But does anyone really think Kris Jenner would allow Kylie to get married in some “low-key” manner?

You just know Kris will insist on a ceremony that would produce the most revenue possible for her kids and for herself.

Because while Travis Scott is still learning about fatherhood, Kris Jenner totally has this motherhood thing down pat.

In terms of maximizing profits for her family, that is.

Do YOU think Kylie and Travis will get hitched?


Kylie Jenner Flaunts Post-Baby Body With Racy Hot Tub Pics!

We probably don’t need to tell you that the ladies of the Kardashian-Jenner clan live very different lives than us peasants.

For example, Kylie Jenner welcomed her first child just six weeks ago, but while most new moms’ weekends are characterized by sleepless nights and dirty diapers, Kylie’s look more like this:

Yes, that’s Kylizzle giving the camera that Blue Steel realness alongside her longtime BFF, Jordyn Woods.

This isn’t the first we’ve seen of Kylie’s post-baby body, and we can’t blame her for wanting to show off.

For one thing, racy social media pics are Kylie’s bread and butter, and she’s been out of the game for most of the past year.

On top of that, she obviously went straight to work on her fitness and nutrition after welcoming little Stormi into the world, and who wouldn’t want to flaunt that kind of progress?

Women just gave birth might feel a pang of jealousy when they look at these photos, but it probably has less to do with Kylie’s body than with the amount of free time she seems to enjoy.

Look, we’re not hating.

When you reach that level of wealth, you can afford to purchase the most precious resource of all – time.

Anyone who thought Kylie was gonna be changing diapers at all hours of the night clearly hasn’t spent much time on her Instagram page.

She deserves credit for stepping away from the spotlight temporarily in order to focus on her pregnancy, but the girl is rich, famous, and 20 years old.

She’s not about to spend the next year in sweatpants with her hair in rollers.

And if she does, you can bet the sweats will be Balenciaga, and the rollers will be a new custom accessory that Kylie is trying to make happen.

The point is, Kylie seems to be transitioning back into the life she knew before she was pregnant, and it probably won’t take very long, because she has lots of help.

As for Kylie’s baby daddy, Travis Scott hasn’t been around lately, but it’s not because he’s clashing with the Kard clan.

Quite the reverse, in fact, as sources say he and Kanye West are currently in Jackson Hole, Wyoming recording music together.

So despite rumors to the contrary, it seems Travis has been embraced by his new pseudo-in-laws.

Of course, there’s still word on whether or not Travis and Kris Jenner are getting along, and as long as the momager disapproves, there will be no sleeping easy for Mr. Scott – but hey, at least it’s not because of a screaming baby!


Kendall Jenner Likely Regrets Chris Brown Alliance Right About Now

In a recent interview, Kendall Jenner expressed regret over that controversial Pepsi commercial from April of last year.

But at least no Pepsi can has ever been accused of beating up its girlfriend.

The same, of course, cannot be said for Chris Brown.

And this explains why so many Kendall Jenner fans are aghast at the model’s decision to make a cameo in Brown’s latest music video.

As previously reported, Jenner appears in the video for “Freaky Friday,” a collaboration between this violent artist and a rapper named Lil Dicky.

At one point in the footage, Dicky takes the form of the Keeping Up with the Kardashians star, crooning:

Holy sh-t, I got a vagina, I’m gonna learn. I’m gonna understand the inner workings of a woman!

(This is seriously profound and lyrical stuff, folks.)

Jenner hasn’t explained her motivation for this appearance, but Brown pleaded guilty to physically assaulting then-girlfriend Rihanna in 2009.

He has also had a tumultuous relationship with his ex Karrueche Tran, who had a restraining order taken out against him in 2017 and who has also accused him of attacking her.

Why would Kendall possibly associate herself with the singer?

We have no idea.

And we aren’t the only ones demanding an answer while questioning Jenner’s decision-making process here.

“Please tell me you’re not supporting chris brown,” one Twitter user wrote in response to the 22-year-old’s Tweet about her cameo, while another fan added simply:

“Girl please don’t support an abuser.”

why kj?

Along with Jenner, meanwhile, Ed Sheeran also appears in this same music video.

He’s one of the most successful solo artists out there and most definitely did not need any sort of professional bump from Brown.

So… what the heck were you thinking, Ed?!?

“@edsheeran is on a song with Chris Brown. And in my opinion that currently makes him a dick,” one Internet user wrote.

And another chimed in as follows: “I will not be getting involved with that song. I thought he had better judgement.”

Followers really don’t seem sure how to respond to Sheeran’s cameo.

This is someone whose biggest controversy to date was… we don’t even know. Briefly guest-starring on Game of Thrones last season, we guess?

“I’m kinda upset Ed Sheeran’s on a Chris Brown song cause I hate supporting that a–hole abuser but I love supporting Ed,” Tweeted a confused fan.

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Last week, Brown’s beating of Rihanna returned to the news after Snapchat actually posted an advertisement that mocked his assault conviction.

The message asked users whether they’d rather “slap Rihanna” or “punch Chris Brown.”

Really, this is a thing that happened.

A spokesperson for the social media app apologized in a statement shortly after the ad went viral, saying the “advert was reviewed and approved in error, as it violates our advertising guidelines.”

Rihanna also said something directly to the company at the time:

“I’m just trying to figure out what the point was with this mess! I’d love to call it ignorance, but I know you ain’t that dumb!

“You let us down! Shame on you. Throw the whole app-oligy away.”

In conclusion: Chris Brown sucks and Kendall Jenner has a lot of explaining to do.