Joke」タグアーカイブ

Pete Davidson Makes Worst Joke of the Year on SNL

Heading into Saturday Night Live this weekend, a nation waited with anticipation over what Pete Davidson would say about his break-up with Ariana Grande.

The comedian and the singer dated for a whole few weeks earlier this summer prior to getting engaged, public displaying tons of affection — and then splitting about four months later.

Grande was so prepared for some jab at her expense on air that she actually released a track just before SNL aired that beat Davidson to the punch, referencing him and other exes as well.

So… what did Davidson say about the pop singer during his stint on Weekend Update?

"I know some of you are curious about the break-up, but the truth it's nobody's business, and sometimes things just don't work out, and that's OK," he told viewers, concluding of Grande:

"She's a wonderful, strong person, and I genuinely wish her all the happiness in the world. Now please, go vote on Tuesday."

That was it, meaning Davidson avoided controversy and actually came across looking very well, right?

Oh, no. Oh, so VERY wrong.

Earlier in the segment, Davidson sat behind the Weekend Update desk and mocked the appearance of a congressional candidate whose eye was destroyed while he served in Afghanistan.

"This guy is kinda cool, Dan Crenshaw," Davidson said alongside a photo Crenshaw, a Republican.

He continued:

"You may be surprised to hear he's a congressional candidate from Texas, and not a hit man in a porno movie."

"I'm sorry, I know he lost his eye in war, or whatever," he added. "Whatever."

Not exactly whatever, Pete, the entire Internet basically said at once.

You thought it was worth making a pirate joke at a veteran's expense simply because he wears an eye patch?

That's both offensive and just plain lazy.

"Good rule in life: I try hard not to offend; I try harder not to be offended," Crenshaw himself Tweeted in response.

"That being said,  I hope @nbcsnl recognizes that vets don’t deserve to see their wounds used as punchlines for bad jokes."

There was also this response from National Republican Congressional Committee spokesman Jack Pandol:

"Getting dumped by your pop star girlfriend is no excuse for lashing out at a decorated war hero who lost his eye serving our country.

"Pete Davidson and NBC should immediately apologize to Dan, and to the millions of veterans and military families who tune in every weekend — because they're not laughing."

As of this writing, neither Davidson nor NBC has issued said apology.

Watch the wildly inappropriate joke in the video featured here.

Pete davidson mocks disabled veteran gets defended by absolutely
ReadMore…

President Trump Calls Stormy Daniels ‘Horseface,’ She Responds with Penis Joke

Grab your popcorn – President Trump and Stormy Daniels are trading biting insults, directly at each other, and as you’d probably expect he started it, she finished with … a d**k joke.  First, POTUS did what he does Tuesday morning ……

ReadMore…

Farrah Abraham: Teen Mom OG is a JOKE!

Where would Farrah Abraham be without Teen Mom?

It’s difficult to imagine, and a little frightening too, honestly.

If MTV had never gotten involved with Farrah, she still would have gotten pregnant as a teenager, and her on-again, off-again boyfriend, Derek Underwood, still would have tragically passed away before their daughter was born.

Farrah’s mother probably still would have allowed her to move into the house she owned across the street from the family home, and our girl would work in pizza joints with dreams of owning her own restaurant one day.

But without the Teen Mom fame and fortune, she never would have been able to move around as easily as she has been, and there would be no reason for Vivid Entertainment to release her sex tape.

She wouldn’t have the funds for all that plastic surgery, either, and there’s a chance her ego wouldn’t have gotten so out of control, but that may just be wishful thinking.

If Farrah had never been on the show, she’d probably be living in Iowa, possibly working her through culinary school, and living the life of your average single mother.

In a whole lot of ways, she’s extremely lucky she was cast on 16 and Pregnant all those years ago.

But you know this girl is way too proud to ever admit that.

Ever since she got fired last fall, she’s been running her mouth all about MTV and how awful everyone involved with the show is — she even sued Viacom, MTV’s parent company.

And in this new interview she did with Daily Mail Australia, not much has changed.

About her Teen Mom co-stars, she said “I think all of the women try to imitate me in my business endeavors and don’t succeed.”

There’s that ego we were talking about!

Farrah also went off about Bristol Palin, something she seems to really enjoy doing lately.

As she recalled, “I was actually with Bristol back in the day for a speaking panel, and she was not 16 and pregnant. She was 18.”

“16 and 18 are far different ages, so I almost put that out there because the storylines were so not right.”

She’s right, Bristol was 18 when she gave birth to her first child, but she was 17 when she got pregnant and for most of her pregnancy.

You know who else was 17 when she got pregnant, despite being on a show called 16 and Pregnant?

Yep, good ol’ Farrah.

Also, in what universe are 16 and 18 “far different ages,” besides the legal universe?

Anyway, Farrah continued slamming Bristol by saying “I don’t know if they’re just trying to find somebody, but she doesn’t have a following like me, she doesn’t have a lot of things that I think the Teen Moms need in order to keep going.”

“There’s now a large gap of entertainment and success that I brought to the show.”

She’s acting like she’s some celebrity that was cast on Teen Mom, not some pregnant teen who, along with a few other pregnant teens, lucked out and got a reality show.

It’s bizarre, and also a little tragic, much like Farrah herself.

She still wasn’t done, either.

“Bristol saying that she can’t wait to show her challenges and struggles … she has less challenges and struggles than we ever had because we came from being 16 and pregnant,” she complained.

“It’s just a joke.”

Again, Farrah was never 16 and pregnant, and neither were many of the other moms on the show.

Bristol didn’t struggle as much as the Teen Mom crew, that’s true, but that has more to do with her family’s wealth and success and less to do with the exact age she was when she gave birth.

But still, we’re glad Farrah could take some time to feel superior about being a few months younger than Bristol was when she had her first child.

Can this girl get any more ridiculous?

ReadMore…

Cardi B Makes Racist Joke About Puerto Ricans, Haitians and Mexicans During Skit

Cardi B joked that cleaning your vagina and butt with a towel is a Puerto Rican bath, a Haitian shower or a Mexican spa day. Cardi shot a skit for “Wild ‘n Out” star Rip Micheals … who has a new show called “Off the Rip.” The skit is called Ho…

ReadMore…