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Dad Jokes with Daughter, Gets Accused of Pedophilia

Oh, Internet. You never fail to disappoint us.

No, that is not meant as a compliment.

In the following slideshow, you'll meet a baby, her mother and her father.

And you'll get to see what happened after the father made what he believed to be an innocent, harmless jokes…

… only for social media users to attack him for being sick, perverted and disgusted.

It all started with one very simply photo — and then it snowballed from there. Scroll down to see what we mean:

1. Look at Me!

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It all started with this photo. Yes, this simple and adorable photo that a mother snapped of her baby girl. AWWWW, right?

2. Then, Dad Intervened

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The little girl’s father jokingly pulled his child’s legs together in response to the first photo, wanting to keep her chaste for as long as possible.

3. Daddy Was Not Having It!

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So joked Mom as a caption on Twitter to these pictures side by side. Pretty funny, right? Wrong, according to many people on the Internet.

4. What a Sicko!

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As you can tell by this response, critics are NOT holding back with their opinions. They think this man’s joke was symbolic of a much larger issue.

5. Monitor That Man!

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To be clear, we do actually see where these critiques are coming from. Babies spread their legs all the time. It is sort of weird for one’s mind to even see this pose as anything but innocent — but that doesn’t mean we think the father needs to be “monitored.” Come on, people. Relax.

6. This is a Much Better Point

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This man’s reaction may say more about the way society views women than anything else. Yes, his mind went to a certain place… but perhaps because it has been conditioned to do so.

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Kim Kardashian Jokes About Kanye West Split, Shows Actual Sense of Humor

Based on, like, every Kim Kardashian photo of all-time, we’re well aware that this reality star has cleavage.

Like, A LOT of cleavage.

But who would have guessed that Kim also has a sense of humor?!?

We’re not trying to be mean here, it’s just… when was the last time you heard Kim say anything funny or even especially original?

Perhaps aware of her reputation as wooden and boring, Kardashian jumped on Twitter this week and made an actual joke.

In response to Kanye West returning to Twitter and, among other ramblings, stating that he wants to “get rid of everything,” the rapper’s wife shot back:

Wait…EVERYTHING?!?!?!

She even included an emoji of a woman raising her hand afterward:

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Good friend Chrissy Teign (who has never had a problem being funny) played along with Kim’s divorce quip, Tweeting in reply to the above message:

“I have an air mattress here and I have been itching to bust it out if you need.”

And this prompted Kardashian to continue with her joke, proving she’s capable of actually playing along:

Might need some more for the kids? Just not clear on what everything really means. I need clarity. Thanks for being such a good friend.

Maybe John can call and inquire? But maybe he means friends too? This is confusing.

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Kardashian has been focusing a lot on her bikini body these days.

(She also Tweeted this yesterday: “Day 1 of my cleanse is done and I didn’t cheat. I was even surrounded my donuts. I’m really proud of myself.”)

As a result, is it possible she’s been ignoring Kanye’s needs?

Has her marriage suffered in the wake of her and West welcoming a third child a few months ago?

Has everything they’ve been through over the past couple years finally taken a fatal toll on the twosome’s marriage?

No, of course not.

We’re just being silly here, much as Kim was very obviously being in her series of Tweets.

Aware that many websites out there would run with this story as if there was actual trouble in Kimye paradise, the former sex tape star and producer made an attempt to stop this rumor before it got started.

She concluded her string of Kanye-related Tweets as follows:

“For anyone who has absolutely no humor in their soul please know my tweets are a joke and I will die laughing if I see blogs and media really think I am being serious.

“So don’t even try it.”

You probably won’t be shocked to learn that a handful of blogs out there did, indeed, try it.

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But not The Hollywood Gossip!

We were never fooled and we are not desperate enough for clicks that we’ll run some misleading headline about Kim and Kanye.

Back in early 2017, there appeared to be a few legitimate rumors about a possible Kardashian and West break-up. So, yes, we published those a few times.

However, the stars seem stronger than ever now, having overcome Kim’s robbery in Paris and Kanye’s subsequent mental breakdown a couple years back.

They now have three kids at home and seem content to actually remain farther out of the spotlight than ever before.

Maybe Kanye will release a new album at some point?

Perhaps Kim will pose nude once again in Playboy?

Until then, however, the Internet is forced to conjure up stories about the relationship based on a few clearly sarcastic Tweets.

A whole lot has changed, hasn’t it?

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Jenelle Evans “Jokes” That David Eason is Black: What is WRONG with Her?!

Jenelle Evans … just … bless her heart.

She can be completely awful, of course, and she does awful things all the time, but sometimes those things are less about her character and more about her intellect.

Which is to say that sometimes she does horrible things not because she's being malicious, but because she's just kind of dumb, honestly.

Take, for instance, her tweets from earlier this week about her husband, David Eason, and how he can't be racist because he's black.

And before you ask, yes, she actually said that …

1. Honey, No

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This whole mess began when we learned that MTV was doing us a solid and airing footage from last year’s infamous balloon incident — the thing where David popped a bunch of balloons with a knife at a New Year’s Eve special they filmed.

2. Who Cares?

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Jenelle tried to play it off, like she doesn’t have any problem with the world seeing how unhinged her husband is. Which, come to think of it, is probably true.

3. Real Subtle

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This barely even makes sense, because obviously she isn’t “doing fantastic” — her husband got fired and her future with Teen Mom 2 still isn’t secure. Though we do believe that MTV is upset with her and is no longer interested in trying to give her a good edit, which is why they’re finally airing the baloon thing in the first place.

4. Sure, Jenelle

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Because everyone knows that when you’re happy and content and loving life, you tell the internet about it every single chance you get. That’s obviously how that works.

5. What

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Next — and this is just too great — someone asked her how her “racist and homophobic husband” was doing. Jenelle’s answer?

6. LMAO

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“My husband is black, but yeah ok sure. Lmao.”

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Bill Cosby Performs, Jokes About Rape Accusations

In 2017, Bill Cosby stood trial for the 2004 sexual assault of Andrea Constand. Ultimately, the Cosby jury deadlocked and the judge declared a mistrial.

In a few months, Bill Cosby will face his retrial. We guess that we can hope that, this time, justice will be served.

But … you remember how Bill Cosby threatened to perform again? He’s made good on that promise with a show, just last night.

With less notice than you’d expect, the ad for the show went up on Cosby’s Facebook page.

“Bill Cosby Returns tot he stage for a special performance to honor jazz great Tony Williams.”

Believe it or not, folks, after the dozens of rapes that he’s accused of committing, there are still folks who follow him on social media. And they’re fans.

“Actor & Comedian Bill Cosby returns to the stage for a special performance honoring Jazz Great Tony Williams on Monday, January 22, 2018 at LaRose Jazz Club located 5531 Germantown Avenue, Philadelphia, PA. This event is open to the public and tickets can be purchased at the door.”

As for what the appearance is all about:

“Bill Cosby will honor his fans with a historic performance with the Tony Williams Jazz Quartet and he will be performing a special comedy concert that will culminate the evening.”

At the actual show last night, which was extremely last-minute in nature, Bill Cosby didn’t shy away from his recent disgrace.

He joked about how he “used to be a comedian.”

He admitted that he gets a very different reaction when he goes places than he used to.

Worst of all, he joked about his alleged sexual assaults, saying: “There’s a perfectly good word called ‘stop’, Not ‘oh-oh-oh-oh-oh’.” A sickening line, particularly from a man who allegedly drugged his victims first.

(Plenty of women have trouble saying “stop” or “no” when they fear for their safety, but surely it would be next to impossible for someone who’s been drugged)

Afterwards, Bill Cosby was asked if he thinks that his retrial will go differently in the #MeToo era of people, you know, realizing that sexual assault is a real thing.

This was his facial expression:

He replied: “I don’t know.”

We can only hope that jurors are wiser than they were over the summer.

Now, you might be asking yourself who would go to such an event.

You’d think that all but the most aggressive misogynists would give up trying to proclaim Bill Cosby’s “innocence” after his accusers passed two dozen. Or three dozen.

(His accusers now number at approximately 60. He doesn’t have the most accusers, but it’s not a competition and many would question the agenda of someone who disbelieves sixty women in favor of the guy from their childhood Jell-O commercials)

After the deadlocked jury, Bill Cosby’s retrial date was set for this fall.

In September, it was pushed back to April 2018.

Since then, there has been a lot more conversation about sexual assault, victim-blaming, and why women remain silent for years when their careers, families, or even lives may be on the line.

Those who want justice for the approximately five dozen women who accuse Bill Cosby of sexual assault are hopeful that the jurors will keep in mind the realities of sex crimes.

Most of those women, due to statute of limitations laws that many feel are harmful, can’t bring Cosby to trial. But Andrea Constand can.

Both sides should agree that it’s good that the prosecutor vowed to try Cosby again.

Those who believe Andrea Constand (and the 59 others) surely want a guilty verdict. Those who believe Cosby want him cleared in court.

Honestly, both sides should also agree that going on stage for performances while he is so reviled and has yet to even be acquitted … is in poor taste.

Especially if he’s going to joke about his alleged sexual assaults.

But some wonder if this is part of one last hurrah. If he might be anticipating a conviction, and wanted to go on stage a couple of times before that happens.

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