Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Wonder: What Should We Name Our Kids?

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez appear to be all in.

The singers – who got together years ago… and then broke up… and then got together again… and then broke up again… but who are apparently back together now – aren’t just casually dating, sources say.

They’ve apparently decided that this is it.

If they’re gonna try again, they are REALLY gonna try again.

After being spotted kissing on Wednesday night in Los Angeles (during a break from Bieber’s weekly hockey game), Bieber and Gomez allegedly went back home and did a lot more than kiss.

An insider tells Life & Style that Selena “could be pregnant,” which implies that the two are having a lot of sex these days.

(Granted, it need not be a lot, per se. A woman can get pregnant after just one instance of intercourse, which is important for everyone to remember.)

It seems that Bieber and Gomez realize there’s just too much history between them.

It would be silly to pretend as if they could start over and go slow; therefore, they might as well go as quickly as possible.

The artists are allegedly discussing marriage and kids and even getting into what to name their potential offspring.

That’s how serious this rekindled romance has become already.

If the couple ends up having a boy, for example, an insider claims Selena “loves the name Jacob.”

Because she was a big fan of Taylor Lautner in The Twilight Saga?

No, because of alliteration.

“She knows she wants a ‘J’ name that will fit perfectly with Justin,” Life & Style writes, adding:

“She has always wanted children with Justin.”

This does seem to be the case.

Even though Gomez is coming off a fairly long-term relationship with The Weeknd, and even though Justin has seemingly slept with half the female population under 27, the stars have always seem drawn to each other.

They’ve never really bad-mouthed each other to the press.

If anything, they’ve gone out of their way to refer to the other in glowing terms, implying he or she will always hold a special place in his or her heart.

Still, it was unclear whether they’ve ever hop back into bed with each other.

Even the most ardent Jelena supporter probably doubted the stars would book a return trip to Pound Town.

But then Selena underwent a kidney transplant and suffered a severe health scare and Bieber was awoken to what he came very close to losing.

Gomez, meanwhile, realized that she shouldn’t be wasting her time on anyone who isn’t Justin Bieber.

“Selena’s health scare has given her more reason to live than ever,” the Life & Style mole says of the 25-year-old.

“She doesn’t want to waste another precious second.”


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Selena Gomez: Fighting With Kidney Donor Friend Over Justin Bieber?!

Selena Gomez recently underwent a harrowing ordeal that seems to have left her with a new lease on life and a closer bond with a friend who’s now been promoted to soul mate status.

We’re talking, of course, about Selena’s decision to get back together with Justin Bieber.

Yes, strange as it seems, Bieber and Gomez are once again an item following her breakup with The Weeknd.

Did the timing of the decision have anything to do with Selena’s recent life-saving kidney transplant?

We may never know for certain, how it impacted her feelings toward the Biebs, but sources say Justin decided to devote himself to winning Selena back when he learned that she almost died.

Of course, as is so often the case with Justin’s love life, there’s a third party involved in this situation.

This time, however, it’s not an anxious groupie nervously answering Justin’s Patrick Bateman-like trivia questions about how many hits he’s recorded.

No, we’re referring to Francia Raisa, the woman who made a serious bid for the title of BFF of the Year by donating her kidney to Selena.

It seems that like millions of others, Francia is not thrilled with the idea of a Jelena reconciliation.

In fact, she’s downright against it.

The reason, according to Radar Online, is simple:

Francia feels that Justin will hurt Selena again, and she’s sick of consoling her friends for making the same mistake over and over.

“Selena’s friends bore the brunt of her sadness when Bieber broke her heart time after time over all these years,” a source close to the situation tells Radar.

“Everyone knows this reunion is very bad news,” the insider adds.

But while Selena’s inner circle is apparently unanimously opposed to the rekindled romance, no one has voiced their opposition more loudly than Francia:

“But its Francia who’s the most vocal — she’s saying she didn’t donate a body organ to save Selena’s life only for her to go and ruin it by running back to him,” says the source.

We’re not sure how the rules work on that.

If you donate an organ to someone, does that give you power over them for the rest of their life?

If so, we need to get on this biological gift bandwagon.

We don’t really need two kidneys, but we do need autonomy over the lives of our friends and family.


Kate Upton and Justin Verlander: Married!

Most of us are familiar with Kate Upton. If not from her astonishingly hot photoshoots, then from her (in)famous Game of War ads.

She’s probably one of the most desired women on the planet, but as we all know, last year she and Justin Verlander got engaged.

Well, they’ve followed through, folks. Kate Upton and Justin got married.

Let’s start by remembering that Kate Upton’s huge boobs aren’t all that there is to her.

(And that isn’t a joking way of segueing into talking about her butt or whatever)

It’s true that her Game of War commercials weren’t, um, the best.

Don’t get us wrong, the sight of a fantasy battlefield is super engaging, and Kate Upton is all kinds of beautiful.

But between the realization that the commercial’s for a freemium mobile game and the fact that Kate Upton mostly just walked in front of a green screen while her boobs hooked viewers’ attention, we don’t know that they were effective ads.

(“Sex sells” has been somewhat disproven, as people are less likely to remember what excessively sexy people are selling)

But, even though Mariah Carey’s Game of War commercial was somehow better, it wasn’t Kate Upton’s fault that her commercials were ridiculed.

She’s a complex, multi-dimensional person.

She has a cross tattoo and has spoken about her experiences as a Christian within the modeling world, which has helped to shatter the image that outspoken Christians can’t become models who pose topless or advertise alcohol.

Anyway, we learned in May of 2016 that Kate Upton and Justin Verlander were engaged.

They had apparently become quietly engaged before that season of baseball — the sport that Justin plays — had even begun.

At the time, Justin Verlander’s team wasn’t really dominating the field, but people noted that it didn’t really matter — he was engaged to one of the most gorgeous models on the planet.

(A little perspective is healthy, folks)

Some celebrity engagements drag on for years and years. Others fizzle out as celebs have all sorts of ridiculous drama.

Not so for Kate and Justin.

On Saturday, November 4th, this couple followed through and got married, Us Weekly confirms.

At the Rosewood Castiglion Del Bosco resort in Tuscany, Italy, the 25-year-old model and the 34-year-old baseball player celebrated their union.

The wedding itself took place in a beautiful medieval church.

They opted for a medium-sized wedding, which makes a pretty sharp contrast with Kate’s whopper of an engagement ring.

Kate Upton, back when she first revealed their engagement, mentioned that she wanted lots and lots of flowers at the wedding.

Justin Verlander, as it happens, is allergic to flowers, but if an allergy pill can cover it, it sounds worth it to make the wedding picture-perfect.

Though, honestly, if flowers are going to be photographed with Kate Upton, nobody’s going to be looking at the floral arrangements.

Italy is a gorgeous location for a wedding, particularly if you’re in the market for a historical church.

Remember, Italy has been the seat of Roman Catholicism for over 1,500 years. It’s literally the birthplace of cathedrals and smaller churches, and of the Roman basilicas that inspired the first cathedrals.

There’s no word on whether Kate’s dog, a boxer named Harley, was present for the ceremony.

But gosh, we hope so — you want your family there for the wedding!