Jennifer Aniston to Justin Theroux: You Better Not Be Banging Selena Gomez!

It’s been three months since the world learned Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux have separated, and while both parties claim the split was amicable, their behavior during that time tells a different story.

Despite frequent rumors that Aniston is back together with Brad Pitt, there’s been no definitive indication that either party has moved on – and that might be by design.

Justin, Jen, Selena

Neither Jen nor Justin has come out and confirmed that they’re dating someone new, but that doesn’t necessarily mean that they’re both still single.

In fact, Jen’s not the only one who’s been the subject of persistent rumors regarding an alleged rebound fling with an A-lister.

For several weeks now, rumors that Justin is dating Selena Gomez have been circulating on social media.

The whole thing seems very far-fetched, especially considering the fact that Justin is 21 years Selena’s senior.

But according to Hollywood Life, Jen has been considering the possibility that there’s some truth to these reports.

And she’s very, very unhappy about it:

“Jennifer is upset over the dating rumors swirling around her ex and Selena,” claims a source close to the actress.

“It hurts Jen to think that Justin would move on already,” the insider adds.

“To think of him with anyone else, especially someone so young and that Jen has a personal relationship with like Selena, is painful for her. Jen doesn’t want to think about it and definitely does not believe it.”

And it seems Selena isn’t the only potential rebound partner that Jen is concerned about these days:

“Jennifer is tired of hearing about all the women Justin may be dating since there split,” the source continued.

“From Emma Watson to Selena, Jen is furious over every picture she sees of her ex with another pretty face out in New York. Jen won’t believe any of the rumors until she hears from Justin himself that he is involved in a new relationship.”

Yes, it seems Jen is concerned that Justin is running around Manhattan sleeping with everything with a pulse, a la Joey Tribbiani.

We’re of the opinion that the only way for Jen to exact revenge is for her to engage in a high-profile fling with Brad.

Actually, we have no idea if that would bother Justin or not.

We’d just like to see Jen engage in a high-profile fling with Brad Pitt.

Give the people what they want, you two!


Selena Gomez Just Released a New Song. It’s Clearly About Justin Bieber.

Selena Gomez has released brand new music.

And it very clearly seems to focus on a famous old boyfriend.

Yes, we’re looking at you, Justin Bieber. (But you may want to look away right about now, before it’s too late.)

Back in March, Gomez and Bieber broke up, although source insisted at the time that this split was different from the MANY other times the stars parted ways.

They insisted this was merely a temporary setback for the singer, who had reconciled romantically in November, just a few months earlier.

However, now here we are in May and there are no real signs that Selena and Justin have been hanging out again.

Bieber is allegedly making himself as perfect as possible in order to appeal to his frequent girlfriend, but it doesn’t seem to be working.

Selena may truly be over Justin.

How do we know for sure?

Just consider the lyrics from her latest track, “Back To You.”

Gomez told Zane Lowe Thursday on Apple Music’s Beats 1 that this record is “special,” adding of the single:

“I want it to be a beautiful message in a really complicated way – but really fun.”

Will Bieber consider it beautiful, though? We somehow doubt it, not when the song appears to center on their romance and Selena’s regret over it.

Sings Selena:

We never got it right/Playing and replaying old conversations/Overthinking every word and I hate it/’Cause it’s not me, and what’s the point in hiding?

Everybody knows we got unfinished business/And I’d regret it if I didn’t say this isn’t what it could be.

You could break my heart in two/But when it heals, it beats for you/I know it’s forward, but it’s true/I wanna hold you when I’m not supposed to.

On one hand here, Selena is freely admitting that she can’t resist Justin Bieber. She just can’t say no to his personality or his smile or those rock-hard abs.

But on the other hand… she’s sounding wistful, isn’t she?

She’s not sounding very excited over the fact that she always ends up with this unnamed individual, she’s just sounding resigned to it.

Indeed: Gomez has “completely moved on” from Bieber and is “not interested in getting back together with him anytime soon,” an insider tells E! News, echoing a sentiment we have heard before of course.

But why do we believe it now more than ever?

Gomez nearly lost her life last summer upon getting a kidney transplant.

She appears to be a new lease on life.

She’s more mature and more grounded than ever and she certainly appears to have more perspective than ever before.

“Selena is going in a different direction with her life,” this same source tells E!, adding:

“She’s had a lot of self-reflection time and it’s been good for her. She’s hanging out with friends and taking it easy.”

Clearly, we still would not be stunned if Selena does get back together with Justin.

“When I’m lying close to someone else, you’re stuck in my head, and I can’t get you out of it,” she sings in this track, adding:

“If I could do it all again, I know I’d go back to you.”

But WILL she?

Will Selena go back to Justin in real life?

This is the question, folks.


Justin Theroux’s Neighbors Say His Arch Enemy Threatened Them with ‘Harpoons’

The neighborhood war between Justin Theroux and Norman Resnicow has now erupted into a battle royale in the entire building, because now other residents claim they were held at bay with 2 harpoons. Theroux has been involved in a nuclear war with…


Justin Bieber: Shading Selena Gomez for Faking Happiness?

The 2018 MET Gala has come and gone, leaving us all with photos and fond memories of extraordinary outfits like Rihanna’s and Zendaya’s. Also, a lot of disappointments.

Justin Bieber was not in attendance, but that didn’t stop him from posting a curiously cryptic tweet early the following morning.

Was the Biebs throwing shade at the MET Gala … or just at Selena Gomez herself?

Justin Bieber reportedly believes that it’s God’s plan for Selena Gomez to take him back.

He is a devout Christian from a family of devout Christians (check his mom’s Instagram from time to time; she’s been known to post End Times materials).

So it absolutely make sense that he would view major life events such as the biggest relationship of his life through a religious lens.

But, in the mean time, the two have been broken up since March.

And a lot of fans can’t help but wonder if Justin was referring to Selena when he wrote this:

Justin Bieber's cryptic IG message

“Hey world that glamorous lifestyle you see portrayed by famous people on Instagram don’t be fooled thinking their life is better than yours.”

That’s almost a sentence.

“I can promise you it’s not.”

While plenty of commenters pointed out how much money would improve their lives, others guessed at the timing of Justin’s post.

This was early in the morning, following the MET Gala.

And Justin’s ex, Selena Gomez, had attended.

We absolutely adore Selena Gomez, but while her dress is fine, it doesn’t really meet the assignment of the MET Gala.

Rihanna came out dressed like a stylish, sexy pope. Zendaya’s outfit was so inspirational that people have been drawing fanart of her as a warrior.

Chadwick Boseman, Cardi B, Ariana Grande, and others really lived up to and exceeded our expectations.

But some wonder if Justin saw these photos — the official ones, and the personal ones posted to social media — and grew jealous of the happy expressions.

Maybe he wasn’t so much speaking to fans as he was reminding himself that a smiling photograph does not equate to happiness.

And, indirectly, telling himself that Selena isn’t necessarily happy without him.

That’s what some fans interpreted his cryptic PSA to mean, anyway.

Let us consider, for a moment, that he was not referring specifically to Selena.

Perhaps he was making a broader statement.

Perhaps he was blasting many fellow celebrities — and we should note that Selena was not his only ex at the MET Gala.

(Hailey Baldwin, of course, attended arm-in-arm with Shawn Mendes)

Some celebrities go through awkward phases during which they reject many of the trappings of fame because they’re “fake” or whatever.

Or maybe Justin was really just trying to assure people at home that beautiful famous people have bad days, too.

There is also a chance that Bieber, though not a Catholic, took offense at the Gala’s Catholicism motif.

Though the Vatican approved it and even loaned a number of items for the event, a number (who were not aware of this) tried to raise an uproar and allege “cultural appropriation,” which this is not.

(For so many reasons, dressing like Catholic art with the official approval of the Vatican is not cultural appropriation)

Maybe Bieber was offended that people were using some pieces of Christian imagery as a costume.

But that, too, is just fan speculation.

That’s the problem with cryptic tweets — they leave people wondering what you really mean.

One of Justin’s biggest hits was “What Do You Mean,” so … he should understand that.


Emma Stone and Justin Theroux May Have Had Sex Last Night

Another week, another round of Justin Theroux dating rumors.

Ever since the actor confirmed his divorce from Jennifer Aniston, Theroux has been linked to a number of leading ladies in Hollywood.

Remember the brief chatter about Justin dating Aubrey Plaza?

Oh, and then he was linked to Selena Gomez for a short period of time!

It seems as if the Internet is anxious to hook Theroux up with someone, perhaps because it has married Aniston off to Brad Pitt for a second time and likely feels sorry for the former Leftovers star.

So, who is the lucky woman in this latest round of gossip?

Oscar winner Emma Stone!

According to Radar Online sources, Theroux and Stone were spotted leaving a MET Gala after-party together on Monday night.

And not just at the same time, either, the actor and the actress left in the same exact car and looked “close for comfort,” an onlooker told the aforementioned celebrity gossip website.

Theroux and Aniston filed for divorce in February following just under three years of marriage.

The news didn’t come as a total shock to many fans, considering the stars hadn’t shared any images of each other in social media in quite some time.

No exact reason was given for the unfortunate split, but multiple reports indicate that the two partly could not agree on where to live.

Theroux prefers New York City. Aniston prefers Los Angeles. And neither got along too well with the other one’s friends, either.

“Jen’s been keeping a low profile after the [break-up], so of course it was frustrating to see Justin hanging out… with beautiful women like Emma” this March at Paris Fashion Week, a source told Radar.

Indeed, around that time, Theroux shared a picture of himself, Stone and two unnamed males.

Aware that many would interpret this sort of photo as dating confirmation, Theroux made a rare joke as a caption to the image.

“Bffffs. And yes. JUST bfffffs,” he wrote to followers.

That may have been true earlier this year. And, heck, it may still be true.

But Stone dating Theroux would make some sense, right?

Both are single. Both are attractive. Both have a history of dating other well-known individuals, considering Stone famously got it on with Andrew Garfield for many years.

We’d totally be on board with these two banging, wouldn’t you?

Granted, the couple’s nickname would be a challenge (Sheroux, probably, right?), but that can be discussed at a later date.

Would YOU want to see Emma Stone go out with Justin Theroux?