Kim Kardashian Reads a Kanye Mean Tweet to Jimmy Kimmel!

We all love those "celebrities read mean tweets" segments that Jimmy Kimmel does. Honestly, we sometimes wonder if some of the hateful tweets are really just attempts to get on TV.

Well, to celebrate Jimmy Kimmel's birthday, the show put together mean tweets about Jimmy Kimmel — giving him a taste of his own medicine — and had his various celebrity friends read them to him.

There are a lot of gems, here. But what might be the best one is Kim Kardashian reading a mean tweet about Jimmy … written by Kanye West.

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Ray Romano is Kimmel's birthday guest, and the tweet that he read was:

"Jimmy Kimmel needs a kick to his d–k hole."

That would take some impressive aim.

Michael Keaton, one of those rare actors who's played both a superhero and supervillain (Batman and also The Vulture), read the first of many tweets that shame Jimmy's appearance.

"I thought I saw Jimmy Kimmel @ Home Depot. Turns out it was just a sloppy dude with big dimples."

That's not actually one of the meaner ones.

Halle Berry, who is looking jaw-droppingly gorgeous as always, reads: 

"@jimmykimmel you are a jackass d–k sucker keep your mouth shut and do your little Tv show or get the f–k out of our country."

That bit of nuanced opinionating sounds political in nature.

Blackish star (and former Law & Order star) Anthony Anderson shared a strangely introspective hateful tweet:

"@jimmykimmel you represent everything I hate about myself. You bloated douche bag."

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Controversial radio host Howard Stern jumps in, after wondering how he managed to get roped into doing this bit:

"Is Jimmy Kimmel crosseyed or just ridiculously ugly?"

He dismisses that particular mean tweet as "stupid." He's right.

David Spade seems a little too enthusiastic as he reads:

"@jimmykimmel go suck a gorilla d–k u dumb fatass."

Honestly, all that we can think about when we see David Spade is his feud with Danielle Bregoli.

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Chris Hemsworth reads a backhanded compliment, though he's distracting in his handsomeness … and in that he trips over one word.

"@jimmykimmel is a comedy god. Like a deformed, lame, hideous god, such as ancient Greece's Hephaestus. But that ugly bozo was still a god."

As you'll see in the video below, Chris really struggles with the name Hephaestus. Way more than anyone should, since most people learn about the Olympians in elementary school. Maybe not in Australia?

(Since Thor: Ragnarok was absolutely incredible and probably the best MCU film to date, we'll give Chris a pass on that)

Speaking of stars of excellent media, Kristen Bell reads a tweet that body-shames Jimmy Kimmel in more ways than one:

"@jimmykimmel R u kidding me w that flabby body? What the f–k – get 2 the gym man. Do u really shave ur pits??? Scary!"

That's rude. Also hair-removal doesn't have to be gender-based.

(You know she's starring on The Good Place, which was so good that I binged the first season in one day … whoops)

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Jon Stewart, who's not doing much recently other than getting roasted by Kathy Griffin on Twitter over his response to the Louis C.K. revelations, reads:

"Jimmy Kimmel is that same fat kid from Win Ben Stein's Money who grew up to become that fat kid from Win Ben Stein's Money."


Larry David's might be the funniest (as you'll see, he just about loses it) but also one of the meanest:

"This is going to sound fantastic, but I forgot Jimmy Kimmel's name so I googled 'Ugly late night talk show host' and I got him, top link."

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There are plenty of others, including actors Liam Neeson and Jennifer Lawrence and convicted rapist Mike Tyson.

But who really got our attention was Kim Kardashian.

Most of these stars were reading tweets from random, quasi-anonymous internet strangers.

Kim Kardashian, however, was reading a tweet from a fellow celebrity … who is also her husband.

Kanye West's words, as read by Kim:


Kim seems to think that it's a fair point.

Watch the full video below!

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Kim Kardashian: Not Being Pregnant is SO Hard!

The secret is very much out: 

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are expecting a third child!

The couple has confirmed the long-gestating rumor that a surrogate is actually carrying their third kid to term, with Kim even celebrating the decision via an elaborate baby shower this week.

Kardashian and West, of course, are the parents to a four-year old named North and a nearly-two-year-old named Saint.

But Kim suffers from a health condition called placenta accreta that means it would be very dangerous for her to get pregnant again.

She has difficult experiences the first two times around and doctors have advised against her trying again.

Hence, the use of a surrogate.

Kardashian, however, wants to make something clear:

Just because there is no fetus in her womb, that doesn’t mean the last few months have been easy. Far from it, in fact.

“You know, it is really different,” Kardashian explained to Entertainment Tonight, adding in further detail:

“Anyone that says or thinks it is just the easy way out is just completely wrong. I think it is so much harder to go through it this way, because you are not really in control.

“Obviously you pick someone that you completely trust and that you have a good bond and relationship with, but it is still … knowing that I was able to carry my first two babies and not, my baby now, it’s hard for me.

“So, it’s definitely a harder experience than I anticipated just in the control area.”

Not much is known about Kardashian and West’s surrogate.

Which is basically the point: the couple has signed a contract with this woman that spells out exactly what she’ll get paid; when she’ll get paid; and the terms of these payments.

Once the boy or girl is born, he or she will be legally adopted by Kim and Kanye.

And that’s it. They will serve as the child’s parents in every conceivable way from that point forward, as if Kim had given birth herself.

“I hated being pregnant… [and] I thought this was going to be so easy,” Kim also told ET, admitting:

“But, you know, even in how much I hated it, if I could do it myself I would have preferred that.. that inner struggle is kind of hard, but I am just rolling with it and it is what it is.”

And she’s also aware of just how fortunate she has it.

Not everyone in her circumstance can afford surrogacy.

“I am blessed that I am able to do this, and technology is the way that it is that we can do this.

“But it is still a process that you need to digest. Even the fact that it is happening — and you do forget sometimes — because I think when you are pregnant, by the time you have the baby, you are so prepared and so ready, and now I am just like, ‘Oh my God I am going to freak out because I’m not ready and I’m not prepared.’

“But it’ll just all come into place.”

And reportedly soon!

We hear Kim and Kanye’s next baby is due shortly before Christmas!


Kim Kardashian: See Her Third Baby Shower!

At this point, the fact that Kim Kardashian is pregnant via surrogate might have slipped your mind. After all, this is her third baby.

Mostly, we think that Kim's pregnancy's been overshadowed by the news of Kylie Jenner's pregnancy. Kind of the story of Kim's life, these days.

But she's not letting that stop her from having an epic baby shower. She went all out. And, as you'll see in the video below, North looks too cute for words.

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Kim Kardashian shared the news with her Snapchat followers.

"Okay, guys: my baby shower for Baby Number Three."

Baby Number Three doesn't have a name, but we're not in Kailyn Lowry territory yet — plenty of parents take a while to decide on a name, and most don't share it until the birth.

(We can still speculate. Will this baby get a cardinal direction name, like South or East? Or perhaps another titular name, like … Darth? We'd say "Sir," but Sir Carter has that covered and the Wests don't need another reason to feud with Beyonce and Jay-Z)

Kim continued her narration:

"It's just a tea for three with a cherry blossom forest."

Sakura trees are iconic for a reason — they're gorgeous.

Just look:

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As beautiful as the decor was …

(And those trees looked even better indoors, where the lavender lighting really brought out the best in them)

… The borrowed fashion statements from Japan carried over into certain wardrobe choices.

Most notably: North West.

As we learned on North West's birthday this year, lavendar is so North's color. 

But she looks over-the-top adorable in this kimono.

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(There's more of her in the video; one still image cannot do this precious four-year-old justice)

North wasn't the only member of the family present, obviously.

The gathering had dozens of attendees, including family members like the queen herself, that paragon of momagers, Kris Jenner.

Kris appeared very excited at the upcoming birth of yet another brandchild. … Sorry, we mean grandchild.

With Khloe, Kim, and Kylie all pregnant at the same time, Kris is going to have a very busy 2018.

(Just not as busy as her actual daughters; being a grandmother usually means getting the best parts about being a parent without having to deal with tantrums, lost sleep, and teacher conferences)

But she looks absolutely delighted:

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And speaking of Kris, she's clearly not the only relative present.

Kim mentioned her grandmother's presence, but … is this Kendall Jenner whom we spy in the audience?

Not really a question; it's totally Kendall.

We'd know that drop-dead gorgeous supermodel's face from any distance, honestly.

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Kim herself is wearing white hair and a white top that bears part of her midriff while her skirt hugs her famous curves.

in this video, taken by guest, fashionista, and businesswoman Miroslava Duma, Kris and North both celebrate the lucky numbers 3 and 7.

We don't think that Kim's planning on seven children, though.

Even with all of their resources to hire help and surrogates … that's just too much. Right?

Anyway, look at how precious North West is, how gorgeous Kim herself is, and how breathtaking the decor is.

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Khloe Kardashian: Baby Bump Revealed?!

Reports of Khloe Kardashian’s pregnancy have been so widely circulated that, at this point, her conspicuous refusal to comment has largely been taken as an admission.

Like her pregnant baby sister Kylie Jenner, Khloe has been extremely shy about showing off her baby bump. 

But a new photo of Khlie is changing all of that.

Congratulations are totally in order.

This is a woman who struggled to conceive for years during her marriage and will now get to transition into motherhood.

By all accounts, Khloe and Tristan have a wonderful relationship.

She really must love the guy if she’s willing to not only spend so much time in Cleveland, but also pretend that she enjoys the place.

(That’s way above and beyond pretending to like a guy’s terrible music, because you’re literally uprooting your life for sizable chunks out of the year)

But, as we mentioned, Khloe has been shy about sharing her good news despite it now being common knowledge and confirmed by multiple reliable news sources.

We can only imagine that Kris Jenner has some big reveal planned for Kylie and Khloe and has urged them to hold off on any official confirmations until then.

But … Khloe’s still gotta sell her clothes, folks.

Khloe Kardashian posted the photo below without any of the pomp and circumstance that you’d associate with the first hint of a Kardashian baby bump.

“You guys are going to love our new @goodamerican velour sweats and velvet bodysuits!!”

That’s right, folks — she’s selling velour and velvet, which (for better or for worse) is in right now.

“You can mix and match colors (I’m obsessed with the burgundy!!) or team a bodysuit with matching sweats for a super cute look.”

Burgundy is a great color. We don’t know how many occasions really call for velvet bodysuits, but some people get cold during the winter months and don’t mind looking they’re wearing a one-piece bathing suit made out of the drapes from over a vampire’s bed.

Khloe has specific ideas about when people should wear these, too:

“These are SO comfy for the holidays. Available now on GoodAmerican.com”

Translation: you can buy them for yourself or you can buy them for someone as a gift. Mentioning “for the holidays” is always code for “buy it as a gift!”

But Khloe has a gift of her own on the way, and in hawking her very fashionable velour, Khloe’s giving us all our first glimpse of the resulting baby bump:

So, this isn’t a classic “baby bump” photo, in that she’s not standing to emphasize what’s going on.

But look at her lower abdomen. There is a curve there, folks.

We’re definitely not body-shaming Khloe; this is woman who voluntarily wakes up at 6am every day in order to exercise.

(Most of us, were we millionaires, would never again see sunlight before 2pm)

Nobody thinks that this is Khloe being out of shape, because … the world has already heard that she’s pregnant.

This pose was clearly designed to minimize that baby bump, but they didn’t photoshop the curve of her lower abdomen out.

Which … could mean a couple of things.

This might mean that Khloe is just about ready to tell the world her good news. Maybe … after Thanksgiving?

(Honestly, how long is Tristan Thompson willing to put up with Kris Jenner’s publicity games?)

More likely, though, Khloe is using this bump to bring even more attention to the velvet and velour outfits that she’s hawking.

And … it’s not a bad strategy.

We’re talking about it, for sure.


Khloe Kardashian: Is She Getting Plastic Surgery While Pregnant?!

Khloe Kardashian has been undergoing a huge transformation for years now.

She looks different today than she did yesterday, and she looked different yesterday than she did the day before.

It’s just that today she looks really, really different.

She shared that photo above on Instagram yesterday, and although she’s cuddling with the fluffiest little puppy that ever was, people couldn’t help but notice her face.

Or whatever’s going on in the area where her face used to be.

Seriously, this barely even looks like Khloe.

Her followers had many, many feelings about the photo — a whole lot of them were actually positive that this isn’t even Khloe we’re looking at here.

Several people made a “new face, who dis?” joke, which is fine. It’s an obvious place to go when you see something like this.

Some thought she looks like Hilary Duff here, which is accurate, and lots of commenters made Michael Jackson comparisons, which is unfortunate.

A fair amount of Khloe’s followers believe that this is the result of plastic surgery — that she’s gotten a nose job, or a face lift, or an eye lift, or cheek implants, or a combination of all of these procedures.

As one person pointed out, “money can’t buy you happiness but it sure can buy ya a new face!”

If she did get one or two or twelve plastic surgery procedures, it would be disappointing, because she is naturally gorgeous.

But if she did it now, when she’s widely rumored to be pregnant?

Well, that would be a whole new low. And for this family, that’s saying a lot.

Before you get too worked up though, know that while surgery is a popular theory, an equally popular theory is that this face came about with the help of Photoshop or another photo editing app.

Another possibility — people have seriously put so much thought into this girl’s face right here — is that she’s just wearing her makeup a little differently.

As one of her followers explained it, “Nothing wrong with her face. She just contoured a lot. It’s what a lot of pregnant women do.”

(That’s another theory, by the way, that pregnancy is changing her appearance.)

“LMAOOOO, contouring?” a more cynical father replied “Contouring doesn’t make your nose disappear and actually shrink in size. It’s sad that you still believe the Kardashians’ lies.”

Hilariously though, most people just couldn’t seem to figure out what’s going on here at all.

“What is wrong?” one person asked. “Is this photoshopped?”

“Your face looks very weird,” another pointed out.

“What happened to your normal face??” yet another concerned follower questioned. “I am not being rude, I just don’t understand the transformation.”

Honestly, we don’t understand it either.

But it sure is fun to talk about, huh?