Kanye West and Kim Kardashian West were pretty much like any other fam visiting Africa … except they had a phalanx of security at a five-star luxury resort. Kim, Kanye and their brood arrived at Entebee International Airport Friday with a huge…
Khloe Kardashian and Scott Disick are better at pulling pranks than Kourtney Kardashian.
But it's also been made official in the past:
This is a very low bar to clear.
As depicted on a previous episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kourtney apparently lacks any and all knowledge about what qualifies as a prank.
She surprised her sister a few weeks back with a flash mob in the middle of a Los Angeles shopping center and… that was it.
It never made any sense why such a move would have made Kim feel embarrassed or ashamed or anything negative at all.
Here. Take a look at this video to see what we mean:
This Sunday, meanwhile, Scott and Khloe will come together to pull one over on Kris Jenner.
Annoyed at how she thinks of herself as some kind of art expert, they will present her with fake paintings by someone they claim is named Art Vandelay.
(All Seinfeld fans just rolled over in their graves at George Constanza's famous pseudo name being abused in this manner.)
Kris, of course, will think these are real and will walk around the house, wondering where she ought to hang them.
As she does so, Disick and Kardashian will giggle in the background and debate just when they should come clean.
It's … sort of funny? We guess?
Again, it's better than what Kourtney tried to do to Kim. But that is saying very little.
Will Scott and Khloe own up to their prank? And how will Kris react when they do so?
Guess you'll need to tune in this Sunday night at 9/8c on E! to find out!
Perhaps you’ve spent the past 24 hours trapped under a rock in a remote forest with especially crappy wi-fi.
If so, we’d like to both congratulate you on your escape and warn you that your return to society is about to be made bittersweet, at best:
Yes, Kanye West paid a visit to the White House yesterday, and the ensuing madness made almost everything else Yeezy has done over the course of his bonkers career look downright quaint by comparison.
(Notice we said “almost.” Referring to slavery as “a choice” is still tough to top in terms of batsh-t insanity.)
There are too many insane quotes to catalog here, but suffice it to say, Kanye said his MAGA hat makes him feel like Superman, which in turn makes him want to play catch with his 2-year-old son.
He then referred to himself as a crazy motherf–ker and basically admitted that he didn’t vote for Hillary because she’s a woman.
He capped the whole thing off by coming around the president’s desk and hugging him, while Trump did that crossed arms, half smile thing he does when he’s experiencing an emotion other than anger at the poors or anger at “the elites.”
“I tell you what, that was pretty impressive. That was quite something,” Trump said in response to Yeezus’ sermon, proving that the whole thing was a bit much even for the most effective agent of chaos the nation has ever known.
Of course, we all knew Trump would blow a bunch of smoke up his new buddy’s ass.
No surprise there.
The reaction we’re really interested in is that of Kanye’s long-suffering wife, Kim Kardashian.
According to a new report from Radar Online, Kim was “horrified” by her husband’s Oval Office tirade.
An insider tells the site that the mother of three no longer feels safe in her own home and “has been getting threats” ever since the rant went viral.
“It has come to the point where she feels unsafe and fears for her safety and that of the kids,” the source adds.
Rumors of Kim and Kanye getting divorced have been circulating for years, but they’ve never seemed more credible than right now.
Sources describe the marriage as “extremely strained,” noting that Kanye is moving to Chicago soon, and Kim has no plans to follow him.
“She just cannot handle another breakdown,” one insider says.
We can’t blame her for feeling stressed, but it’s important to point out that Kanye made a good point or two amidst all that nonsense.
“There’s a lot of things that affect our mental health that make us do crazy things,” West opined at one point.
To be fair, we can’t think of a single statement that more accurately encapsulates life in 2018.
It’s just the sort of thing we wish he had tweeted instead of shouting to a bunch of reporters in the Oval Office while Kid Rock stood in the foyer waiting to offer his two cents.
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Kim Kardashian has hit many home runs in her life…
… off the field, we mean.
As in: she's slept with her fair share of men.
Many of these men have eveb been professional athletes, but it's notable that none has played baseball.
Why is this notable?
Because Kim and her mother will play a random pickup game of that sport on this Sunday's brand new episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians… and it will not go well.
As practice for an upcoming softball game, Kim, Kris Jenner and Khloe Kardashian trudge out to a diamond in the clip featured on this page in order to try pitching and hitting.
A pregnant Khloe stands on the sideline and offers her loved ones advice.
But it falls on deaf and untalented ears.
"Is this the mound?" a confused Kim asks her sister.
"No, the mound is there," Khloe responds. "That would be the pitcher's mound."
(Editor's Note: This is patently absurd. We don't care how little baseball you watch; you know from where a pitcher pitches.)
"The first softball practice is terrifying," Khloe later says in a confessional. "It's just chickens with their head cut off running around this field. It's not good."
After Kim finally gets a hold of a Kris offering and runs to first base, it's time for Jenner to grab a bat and for Kim to take the aforementioned mound.
Upon attempting to hit her first pitch, however, Kris wobbles backward and falls to the ground.
"Oh my god, are you okay?" Kim asks as she rushes to her mother's side. "Oh my god, did you hurt your wrist?"
Yes, Kris claims.
And it actually is possible.
As scripted and as dumb as this entire scene is, we're not sure if Jenner is a decent enough of an actress to fake this fall.
It looks pretty legit!
Take a look at the footage feature here and see for yourself!
(And then visit our friends at TV Fanatic to watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online.)
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Blac Chyna has been through a lot with Rob Kardashian.
They have a child together. They were engaged for a brief period of time. They starred on a reality TV show together. He posted revenge porn-type photos of her on the Internet.
You know, the usual ups and downs of most couples.
By this point, if you’re reading this website, we’re guessing you’re quite familiar with the sordid history between the Instagram model and the sock mogul.
But did you know that Chyna would be down with repeating it?
Or somehow thinking it might change for some reason?
In other words: She wants to get back together with her one-time fiance and baby daddy!
At the very very least, she’s open to this possibility.
Asked in an interview with DailyMailTV if she would reconcile romantically with Rob, Chyna didn’t rule it out.
“Maybe, but we’ll see,” the 30-year old replied simply and surprisingly.
It’s clear these two have a strong connection, but it’s also clear that connection has led to a handful of extremely uglu arguments and confrontations.
This tension culminated in July of 2017 after Rob released several lewd photos of his ex and nearly got arrested for doing so without her permission.
In Chya’s defense, however, she never threatened to keep Rob from their daughter, Dream, during the fallout from this scandal
As understandably mad as she was at Rob, she never used their child as a pawn. This actually sort of says a lot about her.
The stars dated on and off from January to December 2016 and much of their relationship was documented on their E! docuseries, Rob & Chyna.
Nearly every episode centered on some giant fight between the couple, but Chyna says now that she doesn’t regret anything about the program.
“I wouldn’t change nothing with Rob & Chyna at all ‘cause that was our reality,” she told DailyMailTV, adding:
“The good, the bad and whatever else. I feel like a lot of people misconstrue the whole situation. There’s no way I could have a beautiful baby girl as super-smart as Dream.
“You can look into her face and just tell she was made with love. She’s, like, perfect.”
Make fun of Chyna all you want (Lord knows that we have), but that is an exceptionally grounded and mature way to look at things.
The former stripper, of course, is also the mother of five-year-old son King with ex Tyga, whom she dated from 2011 to 2014.
She says that being a parent has changed her for the better:
“Before, it was all about me. I was kind of, like, really selfish.
“But now I have these two little ones, so I have to be more cautious, more aware and more attentive of these little people I created. It’s so different.”
In closing, Chyna said she doesn’t want to “jinx” anything, but that another starring reality show turn may be in the works.
Probably not opposite Rob, however.
That said, the former lovers have found a way to parent in peace and to not tear each other into pieces online or in person.
“Chyna and Rob are coparenting a lot better than anyone thought they would,” a source told Us Weekly in May. “They’re getting along. Everything is fine.”
Who ever would have thought that was possible?!?