Khloe Kardashian Tells Workout Critics to Shut the Eff Up

Khloe Kardashian isn’t just hitting the gym very hard these days.

She’s also hitting back against critics who have a problem with this.

And there are PLENTY of those critics.

Just like all her sisters before her after that had babies, Khloe has made a public showing out of her insatiable desire to get back in the gym and shed all those pesky pregnancy pounds.

She recently grossed herself out by looking at her own huge butt, writing on her official app:

“When I saw myself in those first post-pregnancy paparazzi photos, I couldn’t believe how big my booty looked! I can’t wait to tone up again and get my body back to where it was.”

That remark was made earlier in May, and it appears as if Khloe is truly dedicated to this weight-loss mission.

Just about a month after giving birth to True Thompson, Kardashian updated fans on her workout status yesterday, making it clear that she’s pounding the weights just like boyfriend Tristan pounded a bunch of Instagram models last year.

“The beginning parts of working out kind of suck because you’re pushing your body so hard, you’re so tired. It’s much more difficult than you expect it to be,” the 33-year-old wrotes yesterday on Snapchat.

Khloe included the above photo of her stomach with this message and added

“I’ve been working out for 11 days now, I feel really good, but tired. My body is sore because it’s re-waking itself back up.”

This may be great for Khloe self-esteem and self-confidence.

But the workouts are not terrific for her reputation.

A bunch of social media users have taken the new mother to task for focusing so very much on burning calories and putting on muscle so soon after becoming a parent.

And Khloe is well aware of this criticism.

This is what she said about it last night:

What I’m annoyed about is I’ve read a couple of times on Twitter that they feel that I’m focusing too much on my body, but the truth is, I’ve worked out five or six days a week before I got pregnant and that’s my sanctuary and something I love to do.

I want to start doing that now and get back to my rhythm and in between feedings I want to find time to work out because that’s going to be my new normal.

A couple thoughts on this:

First, Khloe did say many years ago that going to the gym helped her feel better about her divorce from Lamar Odom.

Amidst the unfortunate news that Tristan Thompson has been cheating on her left and right, it’s very understandable that Khloe would once again seek peace and solitude and distraction in a workout routine.

Second, though, is the clarification that folks are not upset at Khloe for working out a lot.

That would be silly. It’s totally her business.

What’s irritating is how she (and Kylie and Kim and Kourtney before her) all talked incessantly to their fans and followers about how they just NEED to lose as much weight as quickly as possible now that they are no longer pregnant.

This attitude sets an unhealthy and unrealistic example for other women.

They don’t have personal chefs at home. They don’t have personal trainers. They don’t have the luxuries these new and very rich mothers can afford.

If Khloe feels better about herself in the gym, by all means, she should keep going to the gym.

She should just stop talking about it so much out of respect for other women who may have different priorities and who definitely have other lifestyles.


Khloe Kardashian: I Want to Elope With Tristan Thompson, ASAP!

It’s been over a month since Tristan Thompson was caught cheating on Khloe Kardashian, and despite the hopes of fans and her family, she still hasn’t dumped him.

Now a spine-chilling report has come out that Khloe is planning to elope with Tristan and marry him, since no one else supports their union.

Oh no, Khloe.

RadarOnline reports that Khloe Kardashian is scrambling together a wedding with Tristan Thompson … and that her mortified family is refusing to be a part of it.

According to their sources, Khloe is “desperate” — their word — to get hitched to her cheating baby daddy.

Now, the Kardashians are known for circling the wagons and supporting each other under a variety of circumstances, but even that famous Kardashian solidarity has its limits.

Per the sources, Khloe’s family is refusing to take part in such a wedding “under any circumstances.”

Sometimes, the ones you love are more protective of you than you are.

This source reveals that, like so many of Khloe’s fans and other decent human beings, the Kardashians are furious with Tristan after he and his cheating scandal humiliated Khloe.

“They detest this guy with a passion.”

While all of this has come from sources, Kris Jenner herself said that talking about Khloe and Tristan makes her cry.

“And cannot believe Khloe’s let him walk all over her like this.”

Khloe has a strong personality and is always vocal in defending her sisters from slimy guys. It’s sad that she doesn’t advocate for herself like that.

Apparently, their attempts to get through to her have been unsuccessful.

“Even after their intervention to Ohio, she’s defending him.”

She’s defending him … for cheating … on her?

“And refusing to believe the cheating stories which she insists were exaggerated.”

We are deeply curious to know how one exaggerates a video.

Did he take a woman up to his room to show her his etchings?

When he was fooling around with those two women in a hookah bar, did he accidentally fall and his face just landed upon one’s bosom?

It sounds like those reports that Khloe is in denial still hold water.

This source claims that Khloe is too entranced by Tristan to give him the boot.

“He has a real grip over her.”

The source goes on, observing that Khloe’s alleged wedding plans are evidence of how out of her gourd she has become.

“And it speaks volumes that Khloe’s desperate to get hitched this summer.”

This summer?

Khloe, this is not the way.

We can’t verify this story, as it comes from unnamed sources. We would love nothing more than to learn that the sources are mistaken.

We want to believe that Khloe has more sense than that.

The source does reveal the sort of wedding that Khloe would like.

“Ideally she’d like a splashy white wedding but with nobody in her corner it’ll more likely be a straight elopement instead.”

So, in other words, Tristan didn’t just ruin the week of their daughter’s birth, he’s also blown Khloe’s chance at having the wedding of her dreams.

“Kim, Kris, Kourtney, and co are adamant they won’t be in the same room as Tristan, let alone a wedding chapel.”

Considering that Kim unfollowed Tristan on Instagram, she can’t even look at the guy’s face without feeling enraged.

We hope that Khloe snaps out of it. Maybe she’ll have to wait until more evidence surfaces. Or until the next time he cheats.

Until then, fans will keep trolling Khloe whenever they get the chance. It’s their version of tough love.


Lani Blair Attempts to Apologize to Khloe Kardashian, Gets Brutally Shut Down

It’s been over a month since the world first learned that Tristan Thompson cheated on Khloe Kardashian.

At first, it looked as though some of Tristan’s cheating partners might attempt to cash in on their newfound fame.

Hell, one of them even took to Instagram to imply that Tristan got her pregnant.

But all these weeks later, Tristan’s companions haven’t given any interviews or inked any reality show deals.

Part of the reason for this might be lack of interest in their side of the story.

Sure, the media was foaming at the mouth to talk to Tiger Woods’ porn stares, but Tristan Thompson is not Tiger Woods.

The public is interested in Khloe’s story, and no one really wants to hear from the basketball groupies who spent the night with Tristan – including Khloe.

Tristan’s most high-profile side-piece was a stripper named Lani Blair, who’s apparently something of a big deal in the D.C. area.

At first, Lani seemed to be enjoying the attention, but she later had a change of heart and made her Instagram account private.

Now, it seems she’s experiencing a crisis of conscience and feels genuinely remorseful about hooking up with Tristan.

“Lani reached out and apologized to Khloe,” a source tells In Touch Weekly.

“She got her number from Tristan. Before she could finish, Khloe hung up,” the insider adds.

“Lani called back, left a message, and told Khloé she feels awful, won’t do it again, and basically left an honest, genuine. and heartfelt apology.”

Lani reportedly wasn’t surprised when Khloe failed to call her back, but still stands by her decision to reach out and apologize.

“She really feels bad for what she’s caused both Khloe and Tristan,” says the source.

Um … she feels bad for what she did to Tristan?!

We’re pretty sure you can rest easy on that score, Lani.

He wasn’t making those noises out of pain.

Anyway, we suppose it was nice of Lani to try and make things right, but you really can’t blame Khloe for her reaction.

Sometimes, you’re just not in the mood to chat with your husband’s mistress.


Kim Kardashian: Begging Khloe to FINALLY Dump Tristan Thompson?!

Hasn’t it been just so emotionally exhausting to watch everything go down between Khloe Kardashian and Tristan Thompson for these past several weeks?

And if it’s been so hard on us, complete strangers to Khloe, can you imagine how tough it must be to be someone who actually knows her?

For instance, put yourself in Kim Kardashian’s shoes for a minute.

OK, now take off those shoes because they’re insanely uncomfortable and ill-fitting and they’re not cute anyway, and now think about how much it must suck to watch your little sister go through all this.

The whole world has seen irrefutable evidence that Tristan cheated on her on at least two separate occasions during her pregnancy.

And it’s hard to believe that those were the only times he did it — who knows how many other women he hooked up with in places without security cameras or nosy witnesses?

Even if it was only those two times that he cheated on her, he still cheated on her while she was pregnant with his child.

It’s awful, and many, many siblings would stop at nothing to get revenge if their sister’s boyfriend pulled that kind of nonsense.

For her part, Kim has been vocal about her feelings for Tristan, even going as far as to trash him in an interview on Ellen.

“I don’t even know how to describt it besisdes it’s just so f-cked up,” she said then.

“We were really rooting for Khloe, and we still are. You know, she’s so strong and she’s doing the best that she can. It’s a really sad situation all over.”

She didn’t go into too much detail because she wanted to “keep it cute, keep it classy, and not talk too bad” because “some day, True is going see this.”

But she definitely got her point across — she does not like Tristan, not one little bit.

On a later interview on Live with Kelly and Ryan, she was asked about the situation, and she said that “last time I went on TV and I answered some questions about her, I got blocked on social media … not from Khloe.”

Because yes, Tristan blocked Kim on Instagram, because that’s a good thing to do here.

Kim did add that she’s “always rooting” for Khloe, and “for love” and “for families,” so it’s not like she’s going on TV demanding that Khloe kick Tristan’s sorry ass to the curb or anything.

But in private, that could be exactly what she’s doing.

As a source tells Radar Online, “Kim hates Tristan, come on, how could she like him?”

Solid point already.

“Kim knows he will cheat again!” the insider says. “Kim has told Khloe that she should break up with Tristan.”

“Yes, she has a baby with him, but she doesn’t need a man like that in her life.”

Not only is Kim supposedly doing her best to convince Khloe to dump him, but she’s also “waging an all-out war on Tristan.”

“She loves Khloe and she doesn’t want her to be humiliated and treated badly. She thinks she should leave him as soon as she can.”

Lots of people agree that Khloe doesn’t need to be with Tristan, but unfortunately, it’s not so easy right now, is it?

Khloe just became a mother, something that she’s wanted for a long, long time, and she’s talked for months and months about how perfect Tristan is.

To leave him now, when their daughter is barely a month old, would be hard — maybe too hard for her at the moment.

If Kim really is declaring war on Tristan, and since he’s facing so, so much hate from strangers everywhere, there’s a possibility that he’ll leave her to get away from all the criticism.

But for now, it looks like he’s comfortable being the jerk who gets tons of ridicule but who still gets the perks of dating a Kardashian.

Fight harder, Kim!


Khloe Kardashian Gets Trolled: Fans Suggest Workout Songs About Cheating

Oh, Khloe. We don’t normally say that someone was “asking for” what they got … but Khloe did literally ask for this.

So, the proud new mother took to Twitter to ask her followers to recommend new music for her workout. Music can be great motivation.

And she is getting roasted with playlists designed to motivate her … to leave Tristan Thompson.

Khloe Kardashian seems too enamored with her perfect baby True to think too much about all of the unsanctioned adventures that Tristan Thompson’s penis had during her pregnancy.

Reports claim that she is ready to forgive and forget.

Fans, however, have not forgotten.

They are eager to see Khloe make good decisions for herself, her baby, and her future. And they just can’t see staying with the serial cheater who humiliated her in front of a global audience working out well.

So, naturally, when the fitness-obsessed new mother asked for advice on new workout music, fans sprang into action.


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Suggestions from fans were numerous and … quite frankly, hilarious:

“New Rules” by Dua Lipa, which is about not taking back a toxic boyfriend.

“Should’ve Cheated” by Keyshia Cole, which is about breaking up with a man who’s accused you of cheating and other wrongdoings when you willingly ignored reports that he was a cheater.

“Unfaithful” by Rihanna, which is very much about cheating.

“Before He Cheats” by Carrie Underwood, which is considered by many to be the ultimate betrayal anthem.

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The suggestions continue:

“Jolene” by Dolly Parton, a song imploring a beautiful woman to decline her man’s overtures because she’s truly in love with him.

‘Who’s Bed Have Your Boots Been Under” by Shania Twain, about a woman who remains with her cheating man while being completely aware of it.

Taylor Swift’s entire Reputation album was recommended, though that may have just been shade against Khloe’s sister, Kim.

Someone else tweeted some advice.

“Cardi B’s album: Invasion of Privacy.”

Followed by:

“Listen to thru your phone, feel empowered, and then never ever take Tristan Thompson back!!!!!”

Wise words.

Obviously, whether or not to stay with Tristan or dump his ass and go back to people who understand the concepts of love and loyalty is ultimately up to Khloe.

But a lot of fans are concerned that she’s letting personal hang-ups dictate the course of her life.

Khloe, like … most people, honestly, is a child of divorce.

She was of course very attached to her father (who was of course Robert Kardashian and not O.J. Simpson) and may feel that divorce (or, in this case, a breakup) should be avoided when children are involved.

But she’s forgetting a couple of things:

One, and this is true for all situations, but it’s going to be worse for a child to grow up around two parents who can’t stand each other than it is for them to have divorced parents.

Two, True is a baby who doesn’t even know what a “parent” is. She’s a month old. This is the absolute best time in True’s life for Khloe and Tristan to split.

True is extremely cute and she deserves the best future that her parents can give her.

Khloe’s fans, in their own tongue-in-cheek way, hope that she can do that.

They also want what they believe is best for Khloe herself.

But Khloe certainly has more information about this than any of her fans might.

Perhaps she really does know best.

We hope that she at least got turned on to a couple of new songs.


Caitlyn Jenner Snubs Khloe Kardashian, Apparently Thinks She Sucks as a Mom

Come on now, Caitlyn Jenner.

Don’t you think Khloe Kardashian is dealing with enough these days?!?

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The 33-year old reality star is in Cleveland at the moment, struggling with that whole my-baby-daddy-is-a-horrible-no-good-dishonest-cheater thing, and now she’s also dealing with questions about her relationship with her step-father.

Khloe has made it pretty clear for awhile now that she and Caitlyn aren’t on the best of terms…

… and Jenner went ahead and made this pointedly clear via some very passive aggressive shading on Mother’s Day.

“So blessed to have so many amazing moms in my life!” the former Olympian gushed in her Instagram Stories this past Sunday.

Along with this caption, Caitlyn included a few pictures:

One was of daughter Kylie Jenner cradling her daughter, Stormi.

One was of Caitlyn, Kim Kardashian and grandchild Saint.

And one was even of Kris Jenner from way back when she and Caitlyn were getting along well.

Note who we did not name there?

Note who Caitlyn did not cite as an “amazing mom,” despite having just given birth a month ago for the first time ever?

Yup: Khloe.

Kardashian’s social media snub comes after a February interview with U.K. morning show Lorraine, during which she opened up about her estranged relationship with Jenner.

Still pregnant at the time, Khloe was asked whether or not having a child would mend her broken connectionto Caitlyn.

“I don’t think that affects anything with Caitlyn. Things are just as they are,” she replied.

Not exactly any shade thrown here on Khloe’s part, just an honest (and unfortunate) answer.

We can’t say for certain whether Caitlyn was offended by Khloe’s reply, but it seems hard to believe he forgot to mention her on Mother’s Day by accident, doesn’t it?

Jenner has since deleted this post, but not before the Internet could capture it for all of eternity.

Caitlyn’s relationship with the entire Kardashian family has been on the rocks ever since April of 2015 when she revealed her identity as a transgender woman.

It didn’t help matters when she later wrote in her memoir how ex-wife Kris was well aware of her transgender desires during their marriage.

“I’ve lost all relationship with them, yes, I don’t talk to any of them anymore,” Caitlyn told Piers Morgan in 2017. 

At the time, the ex-athlete revealed she hadn’t spoken to Khloe in two years.

That really is pretty sad, isn’t it?

Khloe, who did NOT spend Mother’s Day with Tristan Thompson, did make a point to honor her own mom on this occasion.

She referred to Kris Jenner as “the best mommy we could ask for!! and added:

“We couldn’t imagine life without you!! You are the reason for it all!! Thank you for showing us what unconditional love and loyalty is.”


Khloe Kardashian: DITCHED By Tristan Thompson on Mother’s Day?!

Khloe Kardashian celebrated her first Mother’s Day as a mom over the weekend, but the occasion was less joyous than she might have anticipated.

For starters, of course, Khloe learned in the final days of her pregnancy that Tristan Thompson had cheated on her with various women while she was carrying his child.

On top of that, Khloe was forced to spend the holiday in Cleveland.

Now, hold on there, angry C-town residents who are already cracking your knuckles in anticipation of flaming us into oblivion in the comments.

Cleveland is a fine city with a basketball team that continues to defy expectations, and as believers in a just and benevolent universe, we have no doubt that you’ll emerge victorious in your current series and prove once again that God hates Boston.\

But Khloe probably didn’t imagine herself spending her first significant Mother’s Day in Cleveland without even her baby’s father to keep her company.

Yes, despite reports that Khloe would return to Los Angeles for the holiday, she stayed put in Tristan’s mansion.

Thompson has reportedly taken up residence in a nearby hotel, but he wasn’t in Cleveland at all for Mother’s Day.

Instead, he was spotted out in and about in Boston in the presence of teammate Jordan Clarkson.

Now, in the Khloe-centric corners of social media, you’re liable to hear talk about how Tristan ditched Khloe on what should have been the most memorable days of her life.

But he’s in Boston to do the thing that he does for money, and surely even the Kardashians understand such plebeian concepts as “jobs” and “obligations.”

So no, Tristan is not to be blamed for leaving Khloe alone on Mother’s Day.

But that doesn’t change the fact that her situation is sort of a bummer.

By all accounts, Khloe still sees a future with her baby daddy, and she’s still talking about her desire to marry Tristan some day.

So just two months ago, if you’d told her she would be stranded in Cleveland wondering if her man will be able to keep it in his pants for the few days he’ll be away, she probably wouldn’t have believed you. 

Those closest to Khloe are said to be hoping that she’ll come to her senses and kicks Tristan to the curb.

But no one knows a relationship like the people who are in it, and we’re sure she’s savvy enough to know what’s best for her and her daughter.

Of course, if Khloe does decide to stay with Tristan, she might want to invest n a good private investigator in time for the start of next year’s NBA season.


Khloe Kardashian: Clashing With Tristan Thompson’s Ex?!

Last month, Khloe Kardashian welcomed her first child, a daughter named True Thompson.

We probably don’t have to tell you why the circumstances were less than ideal – or why there’s a sad irony to the little girl’s name.

Just days before baby True entered the world, Tristan Thompson was caught cheating on Khloe.

Though the news certainly came as a shock, in retrospect, perhaps it shouldn’t have.

After all, Tristan doesn’t have the greatest track record when it comes to fidelity.

In fact, at the time he met Khloe, Tristan’s previous girlfriend, Jordan Craig, was pregnant with his son.

So Khloe had the unique and not terribly enviable experience of watching her boyfriend welcome a child with his ex.

Tristan and Jordan have reportedly remained on good terms, but we imagine the experience was still quite awkward for Khloe.

Anyway, these days Khloe and Jordan have more in common than ever before.

They’ve both been mistreated by the same man, although interestingly, it doesn’t look as though Khloe has any plans to break up with Tristan.

In fact, sources say she’s determined to make things work and is still planning to marry Thompson at some point in the near future.

But now, fans who have been monitoring Khloe’s situation on social media believe that she may have some competition coming her way.

That’s a photo of Jordan and her son, Prince Thompson, that was posted to Craig’s Instagram page over the weekend.

“My Little P! Today is ‘Mother’s Day’ to the world…but my day couldn’t begin without making sure I put a smile on your face first,” she captioned the pic.

Seems innocent enough, but based on the comments, a lot of folks are convinced that this is Jordan’s way of taking a subtle shot at Khloe.

You see, just last week, Khloe posted the first photos of True on her Instagram and Snapchat accounts.

Jordan generally doesn’t share candid photos from her private life, and many are convinced that this latest pic is an attempt to steal Khloe’s thunder.

Obviously, that interpretation seems a bit melodramatic, and those who know Jordan best say she feels no ill will toward Khloe.

“Jordan has always been tight-lipped about Tristan‘s behavior after he left her while she was pregnant with their son Prince,” one insider tells Hollywood Life.

“But, she’s seen this type of behavior before from Tristan, and as a woman, she’s sad for Khloe because she knows this feeling all too well,” the source added. 

“Jordan knows that how you get them is how you’ll lose them, and Tristan was with her before he left for Khloe.

Yes, it seems Jordan feels bad for Khloe, and she’s reportedly made it clear to Thompson that she’s disappointed with his behavior.

“So at the very least, Jordan is disappointed in Tristan because she hoped being with Khloe would have at least matured him a bit more as a man,” the insider adds.

Well, if there’s a silver lining in the dark cloud of Tristan’s deplorable behavior, it’s that it seems to have brought the women in his life closer.

It’s nice to see his baby mama supporting one another, and he hope this behavior will continue.

As a bonus, it’s probably making life miserable for Tristan, which is exactly what he deserves.


Khloe Kardashian Destroys Troll Who Claims O.J. Simpson is Her Dad

Now that Khloe has shared the first photos of True, fans are overjoyed to see the cute little one-month-old’s face.

But some are taking a closer look at the sweet little baby. They think that she might be new evidence that Khloe’s real dad is O.J. Simpson.

As you’re about to see, Khloe has actually responded.

Taking to Instagram comments, one person who believes the O.J. paternity conspiracy theory decided that True’s appearance confirms what people have been saying for years.

What’s more, this person decided to write it out where Khloe might potentially see it.

“Her daughter is black which proves that O.J. Simpson is [Khloe’s] dad.”

This comment is followed by a somewhat ambiguous, wide-eyed emoji.

The conspiracy theory that O.J. Simpson was secretly Khloe’s father is not uncommon and has been plaguing her and her family for years.

What makes this comment unusual, however, is that Khloe actually saw fit to respond to it.

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Khloe actually took the time to respond to this, writing:

“I mean … her dad is black, silly.”

This reply might actually be the funniest think that Khloe has ever said.

“That’s why she’s black, babe.”

Is the message a little condescending?


Is that fair, given the context?


Tristan Thompson is black. True’s grandfather — who is, by the way, Robert Kardashian — is not responsible for her skin tone.

O.J. Simpson was very good friends with Robert Kardashian back before, you know, O.J. was arrested for the brutal murders of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman.

Though Robert was part of the “dream team” that helped O.J. get acquitted, the two were never the same after that.

Kris Jenner, who by this point was already divorced from Robert and married to Caitlyn Jenner back before she publicly transitioned, had been good friends with Nicole.

As Khloe grew to be taller and bigger-boned (literally bigger-boned) than her sisters, some wondered if O.J. had fathered her with his best friend’s wife, long before Nicole Brown’s death.

In reality, of course, Khloe is only 5-foot-10. She only looks “tall” because so many people in her family are comically short. Kendall is her height, too.

O.J. is not Khloe’s dad. And O.J. is not True’s grandpa.

Though Khloe has long been plagued by this rumor, True is not the only Kardashian baby whose skin tone apparently threw fans for a loop.

Earlier this month, some of Kylie’s fans began to believe that Kylie’s hunky bodyguard was her real baby daddy.

Why? Because Stormi’s skin isn’t especially dark, basically. But the real answer was because Kylie living a happy life as a young mother is boring, and a lot of people thirst after her bodyguard.

It seems that some people are confused about interracial babies and their skin tones, so here’s a very, very simple primer.

Mixed babies can have light skin or dark skin, because human genetics are basically self-randomizing. Blame it on meiosis and those pesky spindle fibers.

We know that it’s way more interesting for people to believe that everyone is constantly cheating at all times.

But life isn’t a soap opera. Otherwise, the world would have a lot more doppelgangers.

Only, like, half of all people in relationships are cheating. Just because Tristan did doesn’t mean that Kris or Kylie did, too.

Sometimes, the truth is less interesting than what people like to imagine.

That’s life.

We will say this — that person may have been mocking the theory. That emoji may have been an eyeroll.

Khloe may have slammed the wrong commenter.