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Kanye West sat down for an interview with Jimmy Kimmel on Thursday night, August 9.
And, you may not believe this, but the rapper often rambled, raved and made little to no sense.
During a fascinating/depressing 11-plus minute chat, Kanye discussed nearly everything… from his love for President Donald Trump; to porn; to his Bipolar diagnosis.
This was the first time West appeared and talked in public since he expressed affection for Trump and also said black people chose to be slaves.
When Kimmel asked Kanye how he felt about Kardashian meeting Trump on behalf of a 62-year-old great-grandmother who was jailed for 22 years, the artist said he was proud.
“She’s super passionate about it and it was amazing for her to see that dream come true,” West told Kimmel.
But was Kanye worried that a hornball such as Trump would make a move on his wife?
Yes, “he is a player,” West said to a round of applause.
"When I see people just even like go at the president, it's like, why not try love," he asked like a moron, adding:
"One by one by one, we can diffuse this nuclear bomb of hate of society by thinking of everyone as our family and how we treat our kids."
Kimmel tried to use simple reason and logic with West in response to the rapper's nonsense:
"I think that's a beautiful thought, but just in literal terms, there are families being torn apart at the border of this country… as a result of what this president is doing.
"And I think we cannot forget that, whether we like personality or not, his actions are really what matter.
"You so famously said, 'George Bush doesn't care about black people.' It makes me wonder what makes you think Donald Trump does, or [cares about] any people at all?"
To this question, Kanye said… nothing.
For real! Kimmel managed to leave the superstar literally speechless.
After a commercial break, the subject matter shifted from Trump to pornography, with West saying his views on women had NOT changed since becoming a father of some young ones.
"I still look at Pornhub," West confessed.
Kanye then gushed over favorite category of adult videos, which he says are those that feature interracial couples because they reflect his reality.
We're not joking. This really happened.
Watch the video featured here to see the exchange for yourself!
Note to Jimmy Kimmel:
Hasn't Taylor Swift been through enough of late?
Isn't it sufficient that her wildly anticipated new studio album sort of tanked? Or that she was snubbed by the MTV Video Music Awards?
Did you really need to drag her name so deeply through the mud by comparing her to President Donald Trump?
This unexpected statement came during Kimmel's monologue on Wednesday night, as he mocked Trump for how he handled his press conference with Vladimir Putin.
How he's handled America's entire relationship with Russia, really.
"It’s all very crazy. And yet, with all of this Moscow madness happening, according to a new poll from Reuters, 71 percent of Republican voters have a favorable view of how Trump has been dealing with Russia," Kimmel said, adding:
"Which is nuts, but I was thinking about this today and I think there’s a simple explanation for it."
This was his explanation:
"They might not like what he’s doing, they might not like him, but they love how pissed off it makes Democrats and so they want it to keep happening," he reasoned.
Kimmel is not the first person to basically say Trump and his base care more about owning the liberals than anything else.
But he is the first person, as far as we know, to then say Trump is akin to Swift.
"Trump kept his base going — by calling out his ‘haters’ today on Twitter," Kimmel said. "He’s the Taylor Swift of treason. He really is."
The Taylor Swift of treason. LOL.
This were the Tweets to which Kimmel was referring:
"So many people at the higher ends of intelligence loved my press conference performance in Helsinki. Putin and I discussed many important subjects at our earlier meeting. We got along well which truly bothered many haters who wanted to see a boxing match. Big results will come!"
"Some people HATE the fact that I got along well with President Putin of Russia. They would rather go to war than see this. It’s called Trump Derangement Syndrome!"
Swift is yet to respond to this semi-dig.
Kimmel, meanwhile, wasn't done with Trump.
"If it is a syndrome named after Trump, I assume it's sexually transmitted," Kimmel quipped. "Fortunately help is on the way."
Check out the monologue and Swift reference above!
Of all of the men named in #MeToo stories, Andy Dick was the least surprising to many folks. Yes, including Harvey Weinstein.
And now, the world can see for themselves in newly resurfaced video from 2007.
On television — on Jimmy Kimmel, in fact — Andy Dick reaches over and gropes Ivanka before getting removed by security.
Andy Dick is a comedian and actor. Unfortunately, he has been accused of groping a number of people.
Despite his dismissive attitude towards those claims, he has been let go from projects because of it.
(Don't touch people without their consent, folks)
Now, an old clip of Andy exhibiting inappropriate touching has surfaced.
He and Ivanka Trump were both guests of Jimmy Kimmel's in 2007. And Andy couldn't — or rather, he simply refused to — keep his hands to himself.
In the clip, Andy can be seen reaching over and running his finger's along Ivanka's leg.
Kimmel tells him to stop.
Ivanka, though trying to laugh it off at the time (and clearly looking over to Kimmel to make sure that he has noticed), tries to get him to stop.
Eventually, Andy was removed by security.
Kimmel would later suggest that Andy, who has been to rehab more than a dozen times in his struggle for sobriety, was under the influence.
Andy actually reminded his followers about this incident by posting about it in December of 2017.
"The time I 'groped' Trump’s daughter, Ivanka, on Jimmy Kimmel Live," he writes.
"Her legs were sparkling," he says, as if to explain. "And I was trying to see if the glitter would wipe off."
That curiosity is understandable. Acting on it is not excusable.
"I also mistakenly thought she would date me," he says.
"I was jokingly carried off by security," Andy says.
"Is anybody going to carry Trump off?" Andy asked in December. "No joke. Confusing times."
This is a transparent attempt to deflect from his own actions.
See, a lot of people would like to see Donald Trump impeached and tried for his misconduct and alleged crimes.
But trying to distract from your own behavior by pointing to someone else's is called whataboutism.
Ivanka Trump may be her father's daughter, but that doesn't mean that it's open season on any of her body parts.
Andy Dick has been dismissive of allegations against him, saying that he never touched people's genitals and perhaps licked some people's faces.
His implication was that it's all part of his brand.
Folks, "it's all part of the act" does not fly when we're talking about sexual harassment or sexual assault.
If the other person does not consent, you are not entitled to touch them. Yes, even if their father is a bad, bad man.
Andy Dick may struggle with sobriety, and we wish him the best on his quest for good mental and physical health.
But everyone has their struggles. No one is entitled to invade another's body without permission. Even if it's covered in glitter.
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