Kardashian Baby Names: The Komplete Kountdown!

The Kardashian-Jenner clan now nearly has enough little kids running around to start its own baseball team.

But it's not the sheer number of sons and daughters shared by Kourtney, Kim, Kylie and Rob that has the Internet abuzz.

It's the names of these sons and daughters!

We mean no judgment at their expense, of course. They are cute and precious and they have no control over what they are called.

But we do mean to pass A LOT of judgment on their parents for these unique monikers.

Below, we rank the first names of these famous kids, from our absolute favorite to the one we still cannot believe is an actual name…

9. Penelope Disick

Penelope disick
This is a nice, normal, very cute name. Do they call her “Penny?” We hope so. Thumbs up all around.

8. North West

North west
First, the nickname “Nori” is sort of adorable. Second, the name may be ridiculous, but she is Kanye and Kim’s kid. Her whole life will be ridiculous. At least her parents leaned into it here.

7. Mason Disick

Mason disick
Strong name. Sounds sort of like a detective on a Shonda Rhimes drama, doesn’t it? Also, like the first two names listed here, not a terrible shortened nickname. Mace. We don’t hate it.

6. True Thompson

Khloe kardashian nursery
Khloe used this photo of a nursery to announce that her daughter is named True Thompson. Put aside her baby daddy’s cheating scandal and everything and… we don’t hate it! It’s alliterative and sort of catchy. And definitely unique… without making us ill. One thumb up!

5. Dream Kardashian

Dream kardashian
We guess? Any of the following names could go in almost any order at this point… and that’s not a compliment. We just fell off a pretty huge cliff of semi-normalcy.

4. Chicago West

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Like we said, we’re really scraping the bottom of the barrel here… already. In this case, we’re relying again on the hope that she is really called “Chi,” which isn’t awful. And we’re giving Kanye some props for remembering when he comes from.

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Krazy Kardashian Baby Names: The Definitive Kountdown!

On November 10, 2016, Blac Chyna gave birth to a daughter named Dream.

Dream Renee Kardashian, to be exact.

We'd be taken aback by this name, but… have you met Dream's cousins?!?

This is a family as well known (nearly) for its collection of unique baby names as for its collection of sex tapes.

Which name is the most ridiculous? Which is the most normal? Let's count em all down, shall we?

7. Mason Disick

Mason disick
He was the first child born to Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian. So it took them a couple more to fully grasp this weird name thing.

6. Penelope Disick

Penelope disick
Again, nothing too unique here. Scott and Kourtney were clearly trying to throw fans for a normal swerve before having their third kid.

5. Reign Disick

Reign disick
… and there it is! Reign Disick is a cutie. But Kourtney and Scott must have assumed she’d be their final child and had no choice but to make an unusual name impact.

4. King Cairo

King cairo
His dad is dating Kylie Jenner. His mom just gave birth to rob Kardashian’s son. King is totally part of the family!

3. Saint West

Saint west
The second child born to Kanye West and Kim Kardashian, Saint somehow only has the second silliest baby name in the family.

2. North West

North west
Yup, they really did it. Kanye and Kim really did name their first child North.

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