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Khloe Kardashian & Scott Disick Pull Lame Prank on Kris Jenner

It's official:

Khloe Kardashian and Scott Disick are better at pulling pranks than Kourtney Kardashian.

But it's also been made official in the past:

This is a very low bar to clear.

As depicted on a previous episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kourtney apparently lacks any and all knowledge about what qualifies as a prank.

She surprised her sister a few weeks back with a flash mob in the middle of a Los Angeles shopping center and… that was it.

It never made any sense why such a move would have made Kim feel embarrassed or ashamed or anything negative at all.

Here. Take a look at this video to see what we mean:

This Sunday, meanwhile, Scott and Khloe will come together to pull one over on Kris Jenner.

Annoyed at how she thinks of herself as some kind of art expert, they will present her with fake paintings by someone they claim is named Art Vandelay.

(All Seinfeld fans just rolled over in their graves at George Constanza's famous pseudo name being abused in this manner.)

Kris, of course, will think these are real and will walk around the house, wondering where she ought to hang them.

As she does so, Disick and Kardashian will giggle in the background and debate just when they should come clean.

It's … sort of funny? We guess?

Again, it's better than what Kourtney tried to do to Kim. But that is saying very little.

Will Scott and Khloe own up to their prank? And how will Kris react when they do so?

Guess you'll need to tune in this Sunday night at 9/8c on E! to find out!

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BREAKING: Kim Kardashian and Kris Jenner Suck at Baseball

Kim Kardashian has hit many home runs in her life…

… off the field, we mean.

As in: she's slept with her fair share of men.

Many of these men have eveb been professional athletes, but it's notable that none has played baseball.

Why is this notable?

Because Kim and her mother will play a random pickup game of that sport on this Sunday's brand new episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians… and it will not go well.

As practice for an upcoming softball game, Kim, Kris Jenner and Khloe Kardashian trudge out to a diamond in the clip featured on this page in order to try pitching and hitting.

A pregnant Khloe stands on the sideline and offers her loved ones advice.

But it falls on deaf and untalented ears.

"Is this the mound?" a confused Kim asks her sister.

"No, the mound is there," Khloe responds. "That would be the pitcher's mound."

(Editor's Note: This is patently absurd. We don't care how little baseball you watch; you know from where a pitcher pitches.)

"The first softball practice is terrifying," Khloe later says in a confessional. "It's just chickens with their head cut off running around this field. It's not good."

After Kim finally gets a hold of a Kris offering and runs to first base, it's time for Jenner to grab a bat and for Kim to take the aforementioned mound.

Upon attempting to hit her first pitch, however, Kris wobbles backward and falls to the ground.

"Oh my god, are you okay?" Kim asks as she rushes to her mother's side. "Oh my god, did you hurt your wrist?"

Yes, Kris claims.

And it actually is possible.

As scripted and as dumb as this entire scene is, we're not sure if Jenner is a decent enough of an actress to fake this fall.

It looks pretty legit!

Take a look at the footage feature here and see for yourself!

(And then visit our friends at TV Fanatic to watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online.)

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Kris Jenner and Scott Disick: Kim Kardashian Scares the Eff Out of Us!

These days, Scott Disick is keeping an eye on Luka Sabbat and Kourtney Kardashian

On the next Keeping Up With The Kardashians, he's more worried about one of Kourtney's sisters.

He and Kris are bonding over the strangest thing: being afraid to even look at Kim. She scares them.

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Easily one of the strangest things we've seen recently on Keeping Up With The Kardashians was the tale of Kanye West needing a band-aid.

A grown man demanded that his wife get him a band-aid. She procured multiple bandages, but none of them were the ones he wanted.

Few people would tolerate those kinds of antics from anyone over the age of 9. Kanye is 41 entire years old.

But in this new sneak peek clip from this upcoming episode, it's no longer time for viewers to feel sorry for Kim.

Kris Jenner and Scott Disick are commiserating over how Kim treats them. Should fans fear her, too?

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"When I had my face done, that was really a hard thing for me to go through. And who was there every step of the way? Sheila"

"It just occurred to me, like, she’s wanted to do this for years, but this is just not something she would do." Kris explains.

Kris says: "I want to do this for her and be there for her like she’s always been there for me."

Scott has his concerns, saying: "Even though it’s really a sweet gesture, are you at all nervous that you could offend her in anyway?"

His worry, he explains, is that Sheila will be insulted: "Is it like, ‘Hey, your face looks old?’"

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"Just think about it … If you told me that I needed something done, even if maybe I didn’t, I would definitely go stare and look at whatever that was."

"Kim does that to me 24/7," Kris reveals.

"Kim does that to everybody in the world!" Scott exclaims.

"You know," Scott continues. "She catches every …"

He wisely cuts off before he says flaw to Kris Jenner. He is sometimes wiser than he appears.

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Kim's hypercritical gaze is enough that members of her own family are reluctant to even interact with her.

"I don't even like looking at Kim," Scott admits.

He explains: "Because sometimes she's like," and his makes his eyes grow large as if he is examining a detail on someone's face.

"It's scary, right?" Kris asks. "She'll stare at us."

Anything that can frighten someone with a constitution like Kris' would send us running for the hills.

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Scott gives a sample of the sort of thing Kim will say to him.

"'Is that a pimple right there?'" he quotes. "And I'm like, 'i-I-I don't know.'"

That does sound like a harrowing experience.

Any good friend will point out if there's something that you can fix right away — like spinach in your teeth or perhaps a pimple.

This is especially important for people who are constantly on camera. 

You don't want to be embarrassed by a random snap.

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But even reality stars have downtime. No one wants to feel like they are under constant scrutiny for their appearance.

Sometimes, people who are hopelessly consumed with their own looks seem to be unable to resist commenting on other people's.

Maybe it's a compulsion. Maybe they think that they're being helpful.

Clearly, Kim needs to dial it down a few notches with her family.

And we really, truly hope that she does not do this to or even in front of her children.

North, Saint, and Chicago don't need to grow up obsessing over real and perceived flaws.

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Kris Jenner to Kanye West: Stop Attacking the Men in Kim’s Life!

As you may have heard, Kanye West went off on Nick Cannon, Drake, and Tyson Beckford in a rambling, self-shot video that appeared online yesterday.

What pissed Kanye off, it seems is that all three men have — allegedly or otherwise — expressed opinions about Kim Kardashian sometime in the past few weeks.

Yes, it seems verbalizing a thought about the most famous woman on the planet is enough to land you on Yeezy’s sh-t list these days.

Hell, Drake didn’t even actually say anything about Kim.

He just featured a character named Kiki in a song, but that was enough to spark rumors that Drake was boning Kim, which was enough to earn Drizzy a mention in the world’s laziest diss track.

Obviously, Kanye has a long history of making every situation far worse by opening his mouth, and it seems he may have done exactly that once again.

But this time, it’s not Kim who’s encouraging the rapper to shut his yap.

Now it seems Kris Jenner is in on the act, and sources say she absolutely tore Kanye a new one this week for bringing so much negative attention to his family.

“Kris is not happy at all and she reamed Kanye out because she thinks that he is putting his family in danger,” a source close to the situation tells Radar Online.

It seems Cannon may have been correct in his theory that Drake has damaging information about the Kardashians, as Kris is apparently deeply concerned about what he might reveal.

“Kris told Kanye that Drake is shady, and everyone knows he is shady,” the insider says of Kris’ stern warning.

“She knows that she cannot silence Kanye ever, but she told him that she doesn’t want him going off about it anymore.”

It seems Kim doesn’t see eye-to-eye with her mother on this issue and instead feels proud that Kanye stood up for her in such public fashion.

But even she recognizes that there’s been far too much Kanye-related drama in recent months.

“Kim is thankful that he put them in their place but she just wants the petty sh-t to end,” says the source.

It may seem silly for a family who lives their lives so publicly to be concerned about 45 seconds of trash talk, but the Kards have practically reached political dynasty-levels of fame.

They have a policy of keeping their friends close and their enemies closer (hence why Scott Disick is still invited to family functions) and Kanye is messing with the program by airing so much dirty laundry.

But if Kris thinks a stern warning will be enough to shut Kanye’s mouth down, we’re afraid she’s in for a hard lesson.

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Kourtney Kardashian Throws Affair in Kris Jenner’s Face

A shot has been fired by Kourtney Kardashian.

An explosive, personal, unexpected shot against her mother, that is.

In the clip featured here from Sunday's episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Khloe tries to play mediator between Kris Jenner and her oldest daughter.

It's not really clear what has brought these three family members into the living room and what has caused them to arrive at the topic at hand…

… but the conversation immediately turned to men, romances and extramarital affairs!

"For some reason, you do not give mom the benefit of the doubt, ever, from your childhood and it's really unfair," Khloe randomly says, pulling out the name of Kris' long-ago lover and adding:

"You only remember with Todd, or this or that."

(Todd, you may or may not recall, would be Todd Waterman, a man with whom Jenner has admitted sleeping in 1989 while married to Robert Kardashian Sr.)

"I don't sit there and dwell about Todd," says a shocked Kourtney, priort o Kris telling her that she has "her own Todd right now."

Ouch, Kourtney replies. Also: WTH?!?

"No, I actually don't. I'm actually not married and I'm not having an affair," Kourtney claps back, presumably talking about then-boyfriend Younes Bendjima based on the timeline of when this episode was likely filmed.

"You can't compare one to the other, it's absolutely not true," she adds.

The sneak peek concludes with Khloe telling her sister:

"Sometimes our memories get a little warped by our age, but don't be so hard on your mom."

Jenner opened up about cheating on Kardashian Sr. in her 2011 memoir, Kris Jenner…And All Things Kardashian.

In 1989, she had an affair Waterman, an elicit act that prompted the divorce.

In an interview with Fox News Channel’s OBJECTified this summer, Kris confessed the affair was “nothing I’m proud of.”

“When I look back on it now, probably one of my biggest regrets in my life is that that marriage fell apart,” she said on this program.

Check out this clip to see her discuss it once again.

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Kylie and Kim to Kris Jenner: We Know Who’s Poisoning You!

Are you confused by the headline above?

We understand.

But give us a few moments and it will make sense, we promise…

In a previous clip from this Sunday's Keeping Up with the Kardashians episode, we revealed how Kris Jenner will worry this week about someone poisoning her drinking water.

For real.

We're not kidding.

As you can see below, this is something the matriarch and manager claims to be concerned about:

So now, in the new sneak peek featured on this page, we see Kim Kardashian and Kylie Jenner try to pull a prank on their mother, based on this worry.

“We have to f-ck with Mom,” Kim tells her half-sibling in this clip, prior to dialing Kris up.

“We figured the whole thing out… that Kourtney has been the one poisoning you this whole time," Kim alleges after her mom picks up, throwing the sister with whom she's been feuding under the bus.

“Stop! No way!” Kris responds while Kim and Kylie attempt to hold in their laughter. “I just was with her. Why would she do that?”

“Just because she’s, you know, has been trying these new, all gluten-free organic drops and we think that she’s been adding these things to our food,” Kim replies.

(Editor's Note: Even by the fake, lame Keeping Up with the Kardashians storyline standards… this one is especially fake and lame.)

And Kris just totally buys the whole thing!

“Stop! She’s insane! Well, you knew she made me throw away all of my Tupperware,” Kris tells her two kids, which makes them crack up hysterically.

“She must be doing the drops to reverse the process.”

Yup. Must be that.

Kim and Kylie proceed to laugh and laugh and then laugh some more over this genius prank.

They can't even remain on the phone any longer with Kris, lest they give the whole thing up.

Despite the fact that we never actually see Jenner's side of this conversation, we're sure it's completely legitimate and everything you see in this clip really did take place.

Check it out now!

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Kris Jenner is Worried That Someone is Poisoning Her

On last Sunday's episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kris Jenner played dead.

On this Sunday's upcoming episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kris Jenner will be concerned that someone wants her dead.

We're barely even kidding!

In a sneak peek at the overly-scripted action to come, Kris is in her kitchen with embattled daughter Kourtney Kardashian, informing her oldest child that she isn't feeling well…

… and she thinks her drinking water may be to blame.

As a result, she does what any rich person with too much time on her hands and a bunch of producers ordering her around would do:

She tests the water for contaminants.

"I know you're extra a lot of the time, but this is above and beyond extra," Kim Kardashian tells her mother in a joint confessional at one point.

But Kris it not deterred.

She drops some stuff into her water and also into Kourtney's water, shakes up the samples and determines that hers reads 7.2, while the other vial reads 8.2.

This means, ummm…. something, she guesses.

"Well exactly, what does it mean is the question," Kris wonders aloud, asking Kourtney for the "ideal" number the water ought to be.

"Seven point six. So yours is seven point two," Kourtney replies in a truly fascinating scene.

Okay. So it's not perfect, but Jenner's water does not appear to be dangerous, either.

"They're slightly different in coloration, but within drinking limits. So, we can rule out the water and back to the drawing board," Kris tells the camera.

Still, if someone is poisoning her, she WILL get to the bottom of it, Kris later vows to Kourtney.

Elsewhere on this installment, Kim and Khloe wonder if their sister is becoming like their brother, which they mean as a major insult.

Check out the latest clip here and then tune in for Keeping Up with the Kardashians on E! this Sunday at 9/8c.

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Keeping Up with the Kardashians Recap: Kris Gets Cross

Scott Disick acted like a self-centered jerk with a drinking problem on Keeping Up with the Kardashians this week.

Stunning, right?

We’ll give you a few minutes to pick your jaw up off the floor before we explain why…

Prior to taking a trip to Miami for an event called Art Basel, the irritating father of three gushed to Kris Jenner about his newest business venture: flipping homes.

Kris, actually proud of her quasi son-in-law, bragged on his behalf at one point, actually saing:

“My entire family leans on you for our design advice from time to time.”

Down in Florida, Disick explained his plan was to “look into new art that I can start putting into some of my new houses” and later said he yearns to be a “modern day Martha Stewart.”

Stewart is alive and still doing her thing, but point taken we guess.

Moreover, Kris’ boyfriend (and future husband?) Corey Gamble had even arranged a series of meetings with galleries for Disick.

It all looked to be coming together…

… until we cut to a producer telling Gamble that Disick “was out super late last night and he is dead asleep.”

Back in Los Angeles, an annoyed Corey vented to Jenner that Scott didn’t show up after they had prepared for weeks for the trip.

Corey had flown to Miami just for Scott and didn’t even see him during his time there.

“He did not surface … he had a wild night,” Corey told Kris.

Cue Jenner’s confrontation with the man she had only recently praised for one of the first times ever.

“You invited Corey to Art Basel so you could look at pieces for your home and then you bailed,” Kris said. “If you’re gonna go do Art Basel then go do Art Basel. Don’t do Art Basel and pretend like it’s spring break.”

“I didn’t think it was the worst thing to be able to go away for a few days and chill,” Scott replied.

“But when you f-ck up, you don’t just f-ck up a little bit, you f-ck up,” Kris explained. “Sometimes these little setbacks can cost you dearly.”

In the end, Disick totally understood and apologized.

Just kidding.

“This is crazy,” he confessed to the camera, adding:

“As much as I understand that I need to be responsible, I don’t know when I ever said that I can’t go out. I’m doing my best in life, but I still like to have fun when I can.”

Thankfully for Kris, she had a couple of ways to distract herself this week:

First, she tried to act as Khloe’s nutritionist and personal trainer.

As previously teased, Jenner brought her pregnant daughter a boatload of donuts, much to Khloe’s dismay… and disgust.

“If I want a doughnut or cookies, I’ll eat them. I’m not depriving myself,” Khloe said after turning them down.

“Everything I’m doing is instructed by my doctor and I would love to avoid a c-section if possible, but if my baby turns out to be really big, I’m gonna have to get a c-section.”

Jenner also went to work out with Khloe, who visited her doctor at one point during the episode and was told the pregnancy was goinga along smoothly.

Finally, Kim took a break from cursing off Kourtney to play the role of mortician.

This is the person who puts makeup on dead people prior to their funerals or memorials.

“I’ve been dying, no pun intended, I’ve been dying to know the tricks of the trade and like, what concealer mortician’s use,” Kim claimed to the camera, clearly desperate for a new storyline.

“I know death is such a morbid topic but I’m like obsessed.” added Kim, who, along with makeup artist and KKW Beauty collaborator Mario Dedivanovic, visited an actual mortuary.

She also tried out this potential new job on her mother, who acted like a corpse in one weird scene.

So… does Kim have a new occupation?

Will she go work in a funeral home?

Nope.

“I know this is way too heavy for me to ever really take on. But, I’ve learned so much being here and I’m really grateful for the experience,” Kim said toward the end of the episode.

“And I’m really glad that Mario came along ‘cause now I know if, when the day comes [that I die], I’ll be in good hands.”

Well, alrighty then!

Click on the video below to watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online and catch up with all you missed from this week’s Kris-centric installment.

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Kim Kardashian Practices Mortician Makeup on Kris Jenner

Kim Kardashian is apparently in the market for a new career.

Her job as a reality TV star simply must come to an end at some point, as we're already on Season 15 of her family's program on E!, whose ratings have been dropping significantly over the past few years.

And she can't go back to her life as an amateur sex tape actress because he would ruin the reputation she has tried to build up ever since the public got a look at Ray J ramming his erect unit into her private regions.

So what is an Instagram personality to do?

Become a mortician, apparently.

In this unexpected sneak peek at the upcoming episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, the 37-year-old enlists the help of mother Kris Jenner, who she asks to play the role of a corpse because…

… well, we're not entirely certain why.

Because the script says so, of course, is the unspoken answer.

But Kardashian explains that she has to test her beauty products herself before she can offer them to a professional who prepares the deceased for their funeral.

With that in mind:

“Please lay down,” she tells her mom, who responds in sort of funny fashion by replying:

"I’m not dead, I know I look bad, but I just got out of the shower.”

"What’s your favorite look these days?” Kardashian then asks. “What would you want to go out in? Not like to the store, but … out, out.”

As in dead, in case you aren't following along here.

Finally, as you'll see when you hit PLAY on the video here, just when Kim thinks Jenner is “really playing” along, the family matriarch turns the tables and jumps up to frighten her daughter.

“Oh, my God, you really scared me,” Kardashian says wiping tears from her eyes. “I almost peed my pants!”

Elsewhere on an episode that will apparently feature a lot of Kris Jenner, the 62-year old will try to force feed Khloe many donuts.

Click on the above link to see what we mean and tune in to E! on Sunday, August 19 at 9/8c to see Jenner play dead for Kim.

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Kris Jenner Tries to Feed Khloe Dozens of Donuts

In a scene that will air this Sunday on Keeping Up with the Kardashians – one that was totally not scripted and definitely not sponsored by Krispy Kreme – Kris Jenner shows up at her daughter's house with eight dozen donuts.

For what reason?

Why is this "psychopath" up to?

Khloe, who is pretty far along in her pregnancy in the sneak peek, isn't so sure herself.

“Are you … okay?” she asks her very excited mother.

Jenner explains that she was inspired to stop by because it was in the script and the aforementioned famous donut chain paid her family money for her to do so she thought back to her cravings back when she was pregnant.

“I remember back when my mom was pregnant, she and Bruce almost got a divorce because Bruce would not pull over to get her two dozen doughnuts,” says Kardashian, adding in the video featured here:

“He was like, ‘You don’t need them Kris.’ And they were screaming at each other.

"He finally got her these stupid doughnuts and when I tell you she ate ever f-ckin doughnut, she ate ever f-ckin doughnut.”

But Khloe?

That's not who she is, the star explains. She actually finds this sort of binge eating, even when expecting, to be "disgusting."

So she passes on the pastries, even as Kris tries to basically shove them down her throat.

“I just want you to feel good about yourself and be able to let your hair down a little bit and say, ‘I’m gonna have a bowl of pasta or I’m gonna eat lasagna tonight,'” says Jenner.

“I’m not doing anything that’s unhealthy,” Kardashian replies.

No, except for pretend to feud with one's own loved ones for the sake of ratings, that is.

Will Khloe and Kim gang up on Kourtney again this Sunday night, as they've been doing for the past two weeks?

Tune in to find out and then go watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online if you need to catch up on all this pretend drama.

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