Kylie Jenner & Travis Scott Would Like You to Know They Boned Last Night

While the rest of the country was busy getting angry at their TV screens last night, Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott were making far more productive use of their time.

Or perhaps we should say reproductive use of their time …

Yes, Kylie and Travis engaged in some serious sexy time last night.

And the cosmetics mogul made sure her 47 bajillion Instagram followers knew exactly what was going down.

Kylie posted the video below to her page last night, and it’s basically the prequel to a sex tape.

As you can see, Travis surprised Kylie with every rose in the greater Los Angeles area.

He also played his 2013 song “Hell Of a Night” in case there was still somehow any doubt about exactly what he had in mind for the remainder of the evening.

“Hell of a way to end the night,” Kylie captioned the video.

Apparently, Travis is quite the romantic, as this is not the first time that he’s surprised his billionaire girlfriend with a truly ridiculous amount of foliage.

After Kylie gave birth to daughter Stormi, Travis surprised her with 443 roses, a reference to the fact that Stormi entered the world at 4:43 pm.

If you’re wondering about the point at which romantic gestures cross the line into obsessive-compulsive territory, that might be it.

Of course, in addition to being the mother of his child, Kylie is a near-billionaire and one of the most famous people on the planet, so it’s not hard to see why Travis might be inclined toward extravagant gestures.

Obviously, Scott is accomplished in his own right, but these days it’s hard to match any of the Kardashian women in terms of fame, wealth, and influence.

Kanye is the Kard clan spouse to even come close, and in order to get there, he had to become so famous that it drove him insane.

Anyway, congrats to Kylie and Travis on the smash session.

We just hope they used some sort of protection.

After all, raising kids is expensive, and we’d hate to see them be forced to get second jobs and whatnot.


Kylie Jenner Shares Throwback Pics Where She’s Totally Twinning With Stormi

Even though billionaire businesswoman Kylie Jenner no longer wants to marry Travis Scott, their baby girl still makes them a family.

Kylie is honoring her daughter by putting up side-by-side photos of Stormi with baby pics of herself.

Take a look at these baby photos. They’re twinning!

Precious little Stormi Webster will turn nine months old on November 1.

We treasure every baby picture of this cutie, but these photos you’re about to see are extra special.

Kylie took to Instagram to treat her fans and followers to a couple of side-by-side comparisons.

In the images that you’re about to see, half of the picture shows baby Stormi.

The other half are throwbacks to when Kylie herself was just a wee baby.

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Look at them!

That is very obviously Stormi on the left, and baby Kylie in the late ’90s on the right.

They do look exceptionally similar.

“My baby and me,” Kylie captioned the photo.

After those words, she shared three well-deserved heart eyes emojis.

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Kylie had no words to add with this image.

Instead, she wrote three heart eyes emojis and then a red heart emoji.

Those chubby cheeks on the left belong to Stormi.

On the right, dressed like the princess that she basically is, is Kylie.

They really do look so similar — which they should. They’re mother and daughter.

Unfortunately, we remember all too well this summer’s manufactured scandal.

A handful of Kylie’s fans created and spread a conspiracy theory that Travis wasn’t Kylie’s real baby daddy.

They noticed that Kylie’s bodyguard was hot and decided that baby Stormi’s features and skin were closer to his Asian features than to Travis’ black features.

(Yes, there was some implicit racism behind this hurtful conspiracy theory)

We hope that, if there are any more “Stormi truthers” out there, these twinning photos lay their doubts to rest.

Stormi doesn’t look like some other man. She looks like her mommy.

Back in July, Kylie mentioned that her baby was the spitting image of her.

“Stormi, she’s my twin,” Kylie gushed during a YouTube Q&A with bestie Jordyn Woods.

Kylie did admit at the time: “She’s looking a lot more like her dad.”

“She has the most perfect lips in the entire world,” Kylie shared.

Since you can’t genetically inherit lip fillers, that didn’t come from Kylie.

“She didn’t get those from me,” Kylie affirmed. “I think her dad has those.”

No baby should be the target of criticism, and no mother should have to choose between ignoring hate and defending her baby.

Kylie spent most of her life, including all of her teens and the end of her childhood, in the spotlight.

Stormi will spend her entire life as one of the most famous people on Earth.

She is already second only to literal royalty in terms of famous babies.

We hope that, along with her mother’s strong features, she inherited her mom’s resilience against the burdens of that fame.

But hey, at least she got her dad’s lips — that’s one fewer cosmetic procedure to consider.


Kylie Jenner Faces a Crisis in This KUWTK Clip

Note to Kylie Jenner:

If you want sympathy from viewers of your family's reality show, do not film a scene inside of a closet that is bigger than most one-bedroom apartments in New York City.

On this Sunday's new episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kim Kardashian will pay her younger half-sister a visit.

The two will end up sitting among giant piles of Kylie's clothing in Kylie's enormous closet while they bond over the challenge of losing weight after having a baby.

(For the record, we know this is a legitimate challenge for women. We just also know it's often all the Kardashians talk about and that they have personal chefs and personal trainers and need to stop setting a poor example for other new mothers by making it sound like nothing else in the world matters.

/end rant.)

"Like nothing in my closet fits me," Kylie says in the clip featured here, to which Kim tells her,: You're looking like really skinny!"

"Thank you, I'm getting rid of stuff that I just feel like's never gonna fit me," Kylie responds, adding:

"I know I'm not gonna fit into like a 25 jean ever again and after our shoot, I'm just feeling a little insecure."

For emphasis, Kylie says again:

"Like my favorite jeans, they're never going to fit me again."

We know now this isn't the case, of course.

The episode was filmed months ago and Jenner has been posting an endless array of photos that show off her slimmed-down physique.

Kim has been there, of course.

She has given birth to two kids and shared the same fears as her sibling is sharing in this sneak peek.

"I know, curves are hard," Kim says. "It's just figuring it out."

There are so many "body shamers" out there who just "don't get it," Kim continues, telling Jenner:

"Trust me I get it. But the pressure to snap back like, it took me a good six to eight months. Once I got there, I was like, 'OK I'm never leaving.'"

She then did her best to comfort Kylie:

"I know it's really early and Stormi's so little, but you just have to roll with it. You just have to be confident, get some things that make you feel good about yourself and find your balance."

How did Jenner respond to this advice?

Watch the footage here to find out!

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