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Scott Disick & Bella Thorne: Boozing and Hooking Up at Lana Del Rey’s Birthday Party!

It’s official: We’re done feeling bad for Bella Thorne for being used and bamboozled by noted user and bamboozler Scott Disick.

When Bella traveled to Cannes with Scott, we figured this was just a case of a 19-year-old getting in over her head with a 34-year-old in the midst of a premature midlife crisis.

She came home early and told the world it was because Disick drank too much and generally acted like a D-bag, we figured she’d come to her senses.

And when Scott sources told the world that Disick dumped Thorne because she smelled bad (ouch), we figured that was good insurance that she wouldn’t make the same mistake twice.

Oh, how wrong we were.

According to TMZ, Scott and Bella raged hard last night, this time keeping the party on their home turf of LA.

The couple hit up a birthday party for singer Lana Del Rey, where they partied until 2 am.

But this is Scott Disick and a teenager we’re talking about, so it’s not like they went home after that.

No, from there, Scott and Bella hit an after-party, where they continued to get their drink on.

Onlookers say they eventually left the party with an unidentified female friend.

We don’t want to jump to any conclusions, but Scott and Bella were reportedly trying to make a threesome happen during their time in Cannes, so …

Yeah, we actually do want to jump to conclusions.

We’re gonna go ahead and say it’s a safe bet that Scott and Bella finally got their orgy on last night.

Maybe now that she has “three-way with a depressive drunk dad” crossed off her bucket list, Bella can go back to dating guys who aren’t conducting neverending stress tests on their own livers.

Or at least guys who aren’t 15 years her senior and using her to make their exes jealous.

Like we said, it’s her life, and she can do what she pleases with it … but she shouldn’t more sympathy from the public.

Fool her once, shame on Scott.

Fool her five times, Scott wakes up still clutching a bottle of Jack, asks what her name is again, and Bella finally realizes she done effed up.

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Azealia Banks to Lana Del Rey: Leave Donald Trump Alone!

At this point, it’s hard to be surprised by anything that Azealia Banks says, does, or tweets.

Azealia feuds with just about everyone who crosses her path, especially those who dare to criticize President Donald Trump.

Yes, for reasons that aren’t particularly clear (even/especially to her) Azealia is a huge Trump supporter.

In fact, she’s so hardcore in her beliefs that Banks went off on Rihanna last week for speaking out against Trump’s controversial Muslim ban.

“This is all stupid and wrong. Is she even American??? Can she even vote???” Banks tweeted, and if she’d only squeezed in the words “cuck” and “snowflake,” she would’ve perfectly captured the tone of the typical irate Trump troll.

Azealia is black, a woman, an artist, a young person, a supporter of the LGBTQ community, and (we’re just guessing, considering the way her career has kind of bottomed out) a non-millionaire – which makes her a member of a half dozen groups that aren’t particularly well-represented aboard the Trump Train.

Of course, she also sacrifices chickens in her apartment as part of her witchcraft ceremonies, so pointing out inconsistencies in Azealia’s political ideology is a bit like calling Charles Manson crazy for pouring the milk in his bowl before the cereal.

Anyway, like her bestie Milo Yiannopolos, Banks was suspended from Twitter for doing what she does best (read: trolling the entire planet), but she’s back now, and it seems she’s already making up for lost time.

This story comes to us courtesy of the Lana Del Rey fan page, Planet Del Rey, which claims that Azealia has turned on her former friend Lana Del Rey for jokingly (we think) threatening to take Trump down with witchcraft.

Lana posted a tweet asking fans to find “ingredients” online and use them “at the stroke of midnight.”

We’re old and easily confused by both hip young Millennials and social media, so we would’ve thought that Lana was organizing a good old-fashioned Meth cook-off.

But Lana fans insist it was some sort of sly reference to bewitching the Donald, and apparently Azealia didn’t care for it one bit:

“Leave that motherf-cker alone,” Banks allegedly tweeted.

“You witches are only going to make Trump stronger. *rolls eye* hashtag. White girl magic.” 

She added:

“No shade I will go toe to toe with these white witches because Hillary Clinton losing was a major loss for white feminism.”

She later confirmed that she was referring to Lana in response to a fan’s query.

The tweets appear to have been deleted, but as you can see, Planet Del Rey came equipped with receipts.

We’d say this all seems a tad ludicrous, but this is Azealia Banks we’re talking about.

The woman once started a feud with the entire country of Australia, seemingly just for her own amusement.

Ya know, now that we think about it, we’re starting to understand her love of Trump …

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