Leonardo DiCaprio: ENGAGED to Camila Morrone?!

As you may know, Leonardo DiCaprio is somewhat popular with the opposite sex.

And by that we mean, if you’re a female model who’s currently between the ages of 18 and 45, he’s had sex with you at some point. 

Leonardo DiCaprio-Camila Morrone

Anyway, now that George Clooney is married, DiCaprio is the last of his kind.

These days, all his former wingmen are warming up baby formula and making weekend trips to Home Depot, while poor Leo is still kicking recent high school grads out of bed so he can spend the afternoon watching Entourage reruns.

So perhaps it should come as no surprise that the former Chief Officer of the P-ssy Posse is finally settling down.

Yes, according to Us Weekly, Leo may have already popped the question to his current girlfriend Camila Morrone.

“They’re very in love and serious,” an insider tells the tabloid.

“They’ve talked about getting engaged.”

Hopefully, Camila hasn’t filed paperwork to change her last name just yet.

We’re sure DiCaprio has “talked about” engagement with quite a few of his former flames.

But discussing the possibility and actually springing for the ring are two very different things.

According to the insider, however, Leo has “never loved a girl like this.” 

The closest he ever came it seems, was when DiCaprio dated Giselle Bundchen from 2000 to 2005.

“Gisele wanted to get married and Leo felt he was too young at the time,” says the source.

Yes, it seems Tom Brady was Giselle’s second choice, which is severely baller on her part.

It’s anyone’s guess how long Leo and Camila have been hooking up, as Dicaprio has been his usual secretive self about the relationship.

Here’s what we do know about Camila so far:

She’s a model (of course), and she’s 21 (double of course).

So she’s definitely Leo’s type — unfortunately so are a few thousand other women in the greater Los Angeles area.

And even as he approaches his mid-forties, the actor is still very much like that pink selfie wall on Melrose — sought after by Instagram models the world over.

Lately, DiCaprio has moved away from blondes, which could work in Camila’s favor.

Unfortunately, the fact that he’s Leonardo DiCaprio means that the likelihood of him putting a ring on it remains infinitesimal.


Tiffany Haddish Identifies Beyonce Biter, Attempts to Bang Leonardo DiCaprio

Back in March, Tiffany Haddish told a story with a mysterious ending that left the internet scrambling in search of clues.

In a typically candid and hilarious interview, the comedian revealed that she once saw another celebrity bite Beyonce on her face in the middle of an A-list event.

Haddish declined to identify the perpetrator, but further piqued the public’s curiosity by revealing that the feral female was high as a kite when she went in for a taste of Bey:

Near the end of the party,” said Haddish. “Beyoncé’s at the bar, so I said to Beyoncé, ‘Did she really bite you?’ She was like, ‘Yeah,'” Haddish told GQ.

“I was like, ‘She gonna get her ass beat tonight,'” Haddish continued.

“She was like, ‘Tiffany, no. Don’t do that. That bitch is on drugs. She not even drunk. The bitch is on drugs. She not like that all the time. Just chill.’”

At the time, Haddish stubbornly refused to call out the biter by name, but today, in a wide-ranging interview with The Hollywood Reporter, she finally spilled the tea:

Like so many others, we predicted way back when that it was actress Sanaa Lathan who indulged in some top quality bath salts before sinking her teeth into Queen Bey, and now, Haddish has confirmed our suspicions:

“I’m super good friends with her stepmom and her dad [Stan, a producer-director], and they were mad at me,” the Girls Trip star said.

“They were like, ‘Why would you do this to the family? You know, black actresses, you guys have to stick together, it’s so hard for you guys to get work as it is, why would you try to ruin her career?’

“But I didn’t try to ruin her career. I never said her name!”

It’s true.

Haddish tried to protect Lathan’s identity, but internet sleuths are a persistent lot.

She probably figured now that the cat is essentially out of the bag, she might as well come out with it.

Tiffany was less worried about protecting the reputations A-listers like Roseanne (“She been racist, why’d you all give her a TV show?”) and Leonardo DiCaprio.

“I met him at a party two, three months ago, and I asked him if he’d let me hit that,” said Haddish.

“He’s like, ‘Tiffany, you’re so funny.’ I’m like, ‘I’m serious.’ And then he goes, ‘I mean, I’d do it, but…’ … I told him, ‘My only stipulation: 

“I wanna do it with you as your character in What’s Eating Gilbert Grape.’ He starts busting’ up laughing.’”

Our younger readers might need to go watch Gilbert Grape both in order to get that joke and to understand that there was a time when Johnny Depp was more than a melting wax figure of Keith Richards.


Vanessa Trump Cheated on Her Gang-Banger Boyfriend With Leonardo DiCaprio, Is Apparently Awesome

With the exception of Tiffany Trump – who we’re guessing was shipped off to begin life anew in a Moscow slum, a la Martha on The Americans – just about every member of the president’s extended family has spent the past two years under intense scrutiny.

Vanessa Trump has been of particular interest to the press in recent weeks, thanks to her increasingly contentious divorce from Donald Trump Jr.

Several Washington insiders have publicly praised the mother of five for reading the writing on the wall and jumping ship before the entire administration capsizes.

So what is it that makes this 40-year-old former model and child of privilege so much savvier than all the other Trump hangers-on?

Well, according to a new report from Page Six, Vanessa is no stranger to criminal enterprises.

An ex-con and former inmate of the Latin Kings street gang named Valentin Rivera has come forward to tell the tale of his five-year romance with Don Jr.’s bride.

He says the two of them met in grade school and reconnected while she was attending a $ 47,000-a-year prep school in Manhattan.

“She was fascinated. We were kids. She liked the street life at the time,” Rivera told Page Six.

Yes, it was a regular reverse-West Side Story, and Valentin had just met a girl named Vanessa.

Unfortunately, their relationship faced a major stumbling block when he was imprisoned for assault, first doing time at Rikers Island, then at a prison upstate.

“She was heartbroken that I was being taken away,” he said.

“The first time [she came to visit], she was upset — she cried a little bit — but after a while, we get used to things. She only came to visit me twice because her mother forbid her from coming to visit me.”

“I came home from juvie, then I met her again,

According to Rivera, he and Vanessa were more than just lovers – they were business partners.

Together, they would drive around in cars owned by her father – high-powered attorney Charles Haydon – delivering weed with a trunk full of unregistered weapons.

“If we got pulled over, the police would just let us go,” he said.

“She’ll give up Charles’s information. Car’s registered to Charles Haydon. They’ll just cut us loose.”

Unfortunately, this whirlwind romance came to an abrupt end when Rivera picked up a copy of the New York Post and read that Vanessa – now a 20-year-old model – was hooking up with Leonardo DiCaprio.

“She got into a couple of little catfights,” Rivera told us. “She was pretty jealous,” he said, “as far as other girls and stuff, she let it be known that I was her man.”

This is apparently a tendency that stuck with Vanessa into adulthood.

As Page Six points out, singer Aubrey O’Day says that when she was caught cheating with Don Jr., Vanessa “went a little gangster” on her.

“DiCaprio’s luscious love is 20-year-old fashion model Vanessa Haydon. The passionate pair have been inseparable over the past two weeks,” reads the article from May 1, 1998.

“I don’t think it’s a fling,” a source told the paper.

The important takeaway from all of this is that Vanessa Trump used to drive around delivering drugs and illegal guns for fun, but even she drew the line at whatever Don Jr.’s messed up in.

That seems like the kind of evidence Robert Mueller could present to a grand jury and just be like, “C’mon. Gimme the indictment.”


Leonardo DiCaprio Attends Rihanna’s Coachella Party with Rumored GF Camila Morrone

Coachella is reviving an almost forgotten talent of Leonardo DiCaprio – being able to mix former and potential current lovers alike in the same backyard … just ask Rihanna. Leo was seen hanging out under a cabana at RiRi’s FentyxPuma…


Leonardo DiCaprio: Hooking Up With Engaged Beauty Queen?

As you may have heard, the 2018 Oscars were held last night, and while the event was met with a collective shrug and record low ratings, it was an interesting ceremony for a number of reasons.

Change was the theme of the evening, with stars speaking out on issues ranging from the Harvey Weinstein sex scandals to the plight of the young “dreamers” impacted by DACA legislation.

But while one could sense a turning of the tide at the ceremony, it sounds like it was business as usual at the raucous after-parties, where Leonardo DiCaprio was doing what he does best.

To be clear, no one’s ever accused Leo of being anything but a gentleman, and we have no reason to believe he has a #MeToo moment in his future.

In some ways, however, he represents the Hollywood old guard that took a step away from the spotlight last night.

But it sounds like Leo was happily filling the role he was born to play as he party-hopped last night.

According to Radar Online, DiCaprio was spotted getting friendly with recently-corwned Miss California, Kelley Johnson.

“Leo’s head turned the minute he saw her, everyone knows he has a thing for blondes,” a witness tells the outlet.

“They were in a group together talking for quite some time and he told her he was ditching to go for dinner at Delilah,”

Now, Leonardo DiCaprio hooking up with blondes is like the sun rising in the East and setting in the West.

For decades, Americans have comforted themselves with the knowledge that no matter how turbulent their lives may seem, they can rest easy knowing that Leo is probably banging a blonde at that very moment.

It’s a source of stability in an increasingly unstable world.

This time, however, the situation is a little different.

Apparently, Kelley is happily engaged.

Now, to be fair, no one knows for sure if Leo and Kelley hooked up.

But they were spotted talking closely at a party and he invited her to dinner … and this is Leonardo DiCapro we’re talking about.

Kelley took to Instagram last night to gush about how much she enjoyed herself at Hollywood’s biggest night:

“At one point last night I was *literally* standing between Usher, Toby McGuire, and Leonardo DiCaprio looking across the room at The Weeknd, Robert Pattinson, Drake, Dana White, Emma Stone, Vince Vaughn, Ashley Graham, Brittany Snow, John Mayer, Andy Bravo, and sooooo many more incredibly talented people in Paul McCartney’s house.

I know. It’s crazy to me, too. Meeting you all was a dream, it simply could not have been real.

Thank you, WME and Miss Universe, for inviting me to your Oscar Nomination party. And thank you, Leonardo DiCaprio for letting us sit at your table at Delilah afterwards. Last night was one of the best nights of my entire life.”

Some states get all the luck.

Somewhere, Miss Idaho is pinning a ribbon on some farmer who grew a 40-poind potato.


Leonardo DiCaprio & Brad Pitt Taking Heat for Manson Murder Movie from Sharon Tate Family

Leonardo DiCaprio and Brad Pitt are a couple of money grubbing actors who signed up to glorify Sharon Tate’s vicious murder … so claims her sister, Debra Tate. Debra tells TMZ she believes Leo and Brad only saw the Benjamins…