Javi Marroquin: Briana DeJesus Is Living With Her Ex & I Don’t Care!

Back in January, Javi Marroquin and Briana DeJesus broke up after just a few months of dating.

Then, for reasons that defy explanation, they decided to give their relationship another chance.

It went about as well as you would expect…

Last week, Briana flew to Miami in order to undergo plastic surgery.

Javi made the trip as well in order to provide emotional support in the hours leading up to her procedure.

Fans were stunned when Bri posted evidence of their romantic rendezvous on Instagram and Snapchat.

And as many of them predicted, the reconciliation was extremely short-lived.

The problem, it seems, is that Javi wasn’t the only guy to head to Miami in order to help Bri with her recovery.

Her baby daddy, Devoin Austin, also made the trip, and Javi was understandably less than thrilled about it.

As a result of the surprise visit from Devoin, Javi ditched Briana and partied by himself in Miami.

And he’s probably not regretting that decision at the moment, as it now looks as though Briana and Devoin are 100 percent back together.

In fact, based on Bri’s latest tweet, it seems the parents of 6-year-old Nova are once again living together.

“Living with a man = sports channel is always on,” DeJesus tweeted.

While she didn’t mention Austin by name, the remark left little doubt about who’s she’s referring to.

Radar Online contacted Javi to request a comment on the situation, and remarkably, it seems he’s not bothered by the speed with which Briana moved on:

“To be honest I’m not invested in her life anymore,” Marroquin told the outlet.

“Good for them. That’s funny though.”

He almost convinced us that he genuinely doesn’t care.

But then he messed it up by throwing a little passive-aggressive shade at the end there.

Frankly, we would’ve respected Javi more if he just went off on Bri and Devoin and offered up a prediction on just how long their relationship will last this time around.

Most situations don’t necessitate public trash talk, but we highly doubt anyone would give Javi a hard time in this case.

Watch Teen Mom 2 online to relive the many ups and downs of Mr. Marroquin’s love life.


Amy Roloff Dragged for Living “In Sin” with Chris Marek

It’s official: 

Amy Roloff cannot win.

In fact, it’s becoming more and more clear with each photo she shares:

Amy Roloff can only lose. Badly.

No matter what Amy posts to her Instagram account, followers find some kind of issue to take up with the Little People, Big World star.

For example, to kick off February, Roloff uploaded an adorable throwback image of her and her twin sons… from WAY back in the day.

And somehow, for some reason, Internet users found to pick apart this totally adorable snapshot.

The most surprising aspect of that nitpick, however, is that the picture in question did NOT feature Chris Marek, a man Amy has been dating for over a year now.

Despite the long-term and serious nature of their romance, fans simply cannot accept Marek in Amy’s life.

They are somehow convinced he’s using Roloff for fame and fortune – despite Amy really not being all that famous or all that rich.

And despite Marek showing no signs that he’s anything but head-over-heels in love with Roloff.

The latest instance of Amy sharing a seemingly harmless photograph, only to be on the receiving end of great disdain for some reason, is the picture above.

It was snapped during Super Bowl Sunday and it features Amy and Chris hanging out with some friends.

Captioned Roloff:

Friends watching the Super Bowl game! Yeah some of us rooted for the Patriots … but those Eagles? They were spectacular. What a game.

And then there was J.T.! Justin Timberlake you were awesome! Fun times w/ friends and a little football.

The the only problem we see with this message is that Justin Timberlake wasn’t really all that awesome.

However, a few other critics found another reason to slam Amy in this instance:

Because it implies, apparently, that she’s living with Marek!

One troll told Amy that Chris isn’t right for her because, well, he doesn’t look enough like her.

No, really. This was an actual criticism of the couple:

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But the critique that took the cruel and hilariously misguided comes from someone who accused Amy of living “in sin” with Chris.

This same person says both individuals are bad Christians who should not be fornicating and who may very well “burn” in Hell.

We’d say this response is funny, because it sort of is.

But it’s really more disturbing than anything, wouldn’t you agree?

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Who looks at photos such as the ones above and comes up with THAT as a reply?!?

Whose mind thinks that way?

It really is pretty sad.

We hope Chris and Amy continue to ignore the haters and to carry on with what appears to be a very strong and happy relationship.

Get to know Marek a little better via the following gallery of photos and facts and please join us in condemning ridiculous critics such as the person above:


Brandi Glanville Drags the Living Heck Out of Gerard Butler

Brandi Glanville has officially gone on amazing record:

She is not a woman scorned.

She is a woman ANGRY.

Like, very, very, very, very angry. And we are so here for it!

The former The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills cast member – who thinks Joanna Krupa’s vagina smells and who thinks Amber Portwood is an unstable narcissist – has set her scathing sights on Gerard Butler in a new open letter…

… and it’s a thing of totally vicious beauty.

You see, many years ago, Glanville and Butler had a fling.

Both sides admit it. Both sides say the brief sexual was a lot of fun and that they parted ways afterward, never to see each other again.

No hard feelings. Just a hard penis and a wet vagina, basically.

When asked about the naked encounter by TMZ awhile ago, Butler reacted in shock, claiming he didn’t know who Brandi Glanville was because she never told him her last name back when they banged.

This subject was broached again last week on Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen.

This is what Butler said about Glanville:

“It was kind of a crazy time…  we hung out, we had fun, and then I never saw her again. And then suddenly, I was walking down the street with a director, and these guys from TMZ come running down the street going, ‘Hey, what about you and Brandi Glanville?’

“And I’m like, ‘Who’s Brandi Glanville?’

“Because I didn’t even know her last name! So I’m like, ‘Who’s Brandi Glanville?’ She got pretty upset.”

Well, now she’s REALLY upset.

And we sort of don’t blame her.

In a lengthy letter addressed to “Gerry” on her official website, Glanville absolutely destroyed Butler late Monday, taking digs at his career, his sexism and his tone deafness in light of the #MeToo movement.

Brandi Glanville On Hollywood Today Live


“I’m not exactly sure when misogyny became so hip, cool and accepted but what I will tell you is that I won’t f-cking stand for it anymore!” Glanville wrote, adding at the start of her letter:

“I’m talking to you, Gerard Butler! Honestly who the f-ck do you think you are?

“You, Mr. ‘movie star,’ can choke on your own…ego. Not that I even remember your last hit movie but it seems like ‘300’ was years ago.”

It’s true: 300 came out in 2006 and Butler has since starred in such non-epic films as Law Abiding Citizen… Machine Gun Preacher… and Olympus Has Fallen.

“I would like to make something crystal f-cking clear to you,” Glanville continued.

“Your behavior the other night, publicly acting as if you were embarrassed to have ever met me or had relations with me as if I were some horrid decrepit troll is not only disgusting but unacceptable.

“#TimesUp on this kind of behavior.”

That’s a reference to the organization that supports victims of sexual harassment and misconduct.


We hope you put a pot of coffee on, readers… because Brandi was far from finished.

“Respect the women you invite into your bed and into your life,” she wrote, addressing Butler and elaborating:

“Whether you know their last name or not! Whether they are famous or not! Just be a proper human being.

“Imagine that some man was on TV speaking of your mother, sister, daughter or even friend cringing with embarrassment. Exactly the way you acted and spoke of me.

“Well my two sons Mason, 14 and Jake, 10 don’t have to imagine it because it just happened to them, to me and to all of us.

“With the Me Too movement I have found my voice again and I refuse to stay quiet.

“I may not have been sexually harassed but I have been humiliated, embarrassed, financially tortured and emotionally abused by men in power, in my work life and by men like you in my personal life.”

Glanville has become known as a rather big drama queen – but we sort of see where she’s coming from here.

There’s no reason for Butler to be drudging up the past in this manner. Why show such disrespect?

But of course, this is Brandi Glanville.

So she did end up takings things to a forehead-slapping level toward the end of her message.

“I honestly never sought out the life that I live now filled with insecurities, trust issues and doubt,” she wrote, adding that if it were up to her, she would be “f-cking happily married to a ‘faithful’ Eddie Cibrian quietly-ish raising our 2 beautiful boys with no cameras other than the ones he worked in front of.”

Cibrian, an actor, cheated on Glanville with LeAnn Rimes.

And Brandi reminds the public of this every chance she gets.

Not that Cibrian should ever live that deed down, of course.

Added Glanville, on a strong roll:

“You seem to be caught up on the fact that I didn’t tell you my last name or what I did for work before we actually ‘hooked up.’

“When I’m out at a party and someone walks up to me and says hi what’s your name, like most people I simply say ‘hi I’m Brandi nice to meet you.’

“Furthermore if you have to tell someone you’re famous…you’re not only an asshole but you clearly are not that f-cking famous!!!”

Finally, after rhetorically asking Butler if he was “too big of a movie star to be associated with lowly reality television personalities,” Glanville concluded in iconic fashion, simply writing:

“I think you suck and my dad wants to kick your ass.”

Bravo, Brandi.


Snooki & Jionni LaValle: We’re Living Apart, But We’re NOT Divorced!

Rumors that Snooki and Jionni LaValle are headed for divorce have been circulating non-stop several months now, because apparently a surprising number of people still care what the former stars of Jersey Shore are up to these days.

Of course, the vast majority of those people didn’t tune into the recent Jersey Shore reunion special which tanked in the ratings, but that’s a different story…

For a long time, Snooki and Jionni refused to address the divorce rumors at all, which only furthered suspicions that they were on the verge of calling it quits.

And it’s hard to see why fans were convinced a divorce announcement was in the offing.

Seemingly out of the blue, Snooki abruptly stopped posting photos of Jionni on her Instagram page.

According to Radar Online, LaValle was even absent from the family Christmas card photo.

Some Snooki aficionados proposed other theories, but everyone seemed in agreement that comething was up with the LaValles.

And it looked as though whatever it was, they would do their best to keep it under wraps for the foreseeable future.

These days, however, Snooki is more in the spotlight than at any other time since the peak of her Shore fame, which makes it all but impossible to keep a secret.

It’s universally understood that Snooks is who people are tuning in to see (if they tune in, that is), which meand Mrs. Polizzi-LaValle is even more front-and-center than her cast mates.

Yes, folks may have lost interest in The Situation’s situation, but Snooki has maintained a pretty steady social media following over the years.

As in her Shore days, much of Snooki’s appeal stems from her candor, which may be why she’s decided to finally address the divorce rumors…

…by having Jionni clear things up:

“My wife is filming a scene packing up and leaving for her new show and I am choosing not to be on TV because I simply do not like it,” Jionni wrote on Instragam this week.

That may sound worrisome, but it turns out the reason he doesn’t want any part of the scene is that he doesn’t want her to go.

“I own my own business and work hard at it, that’s what I do,” LaValle.

“My wife is a reality star and works hard at that, that’s what she does.”

He did not respond to the persistent fan question about whether or not he and Snooki are living apart, but he did insist that they’re “not divorced.”

So it doesn’t sound like it’s all rainbows and sunshine in Snooki and Jionni’s world, but it does seem like they’re trying to work things out.

Probably not the best timing for her take off on a drunken road trip with a bunch of guys she’s previously hooked up with, but what are ya gonna do?


Teen Mom Dads: What Do They Do for a Living?!

Don't you just love Teen Mom? All the cute kids. All the drama. 

All the … no, that trifecta pretty much covers it right there.

But while we all love the show (genuinely or not, whichever), and we all know more than we probably should about these total strangers.

Yet there are still things we don't know, or generally don't pay attention to, such as: What do the men of the show do for a living?

Sure, they get paid handsomely for letting MTV air their dirty laundry, but they've got to do other stuff in their downtime, right?

Check out the occupations of the guys you know and love (and Adam Lind, for that matter), some of which will surprise you!

1. Taylor McKinney

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Taylor McKinney is married to Maci Bookout, and they share a clothing company called Things That Matter. Before that, Taylor was a motocross rider … for real! In 2006, he broke both of his arms in the process. He still keeps up with the business, though, frequently posting photos of BMX-related figures and content on his Instagram. On the side, he also coaches Bentley’s Little League team, which is about the sweetest stepdad thing ever.

2. Cole DeBoer

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Cole works as a traffic control specialist – he works on the highways to keep all the traffic running smoothly. And somehow, he’s made that an adorable job … perhaps in part because he’s helped Chelsea Houska’s life run so much more smoothly and happily ever since they got together. DeBoer is also an avid hunter, in case he weren’t hot enough.

3. Tyler Baltierra

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Tyler does lots of stuff! He’s definitely one of the most active male stars of the Teen Mom franchise, and he also enjoys writing – he and Caitlynn Lowry have already released one book! The husband and wife duo also starred in a network special drawn from their own experience as a couple who gave up a child for adoption. In addition to that, he’s shown interest in going into social work or counseling.

4. Jeremy Calvert

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You know this one if you follow Leah Messer’s storyline at all: Jeremy Calvert is a pipeline engineer! He lays pipe all over America (we did not mean that in a euphemistic way, get your minds out of the gutter), and he makes a high salary doing it. The downside is that said work takes place on site, so he is often away from home – much to the consternation of Leah, and later fiancee Brooke Wehr.

5. Javi Marroquin

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Javi is, of course, in the United States Air Force. He’s been there for nearly four years now, and last year he was deployed for six months, something that played a role in the ultimate destruction of his relationship with Kailyn Lowry. When he’s back at home, Marroquin has also capitalized on his Teen Mom 2 fame as an Instagram influencer and by working on his book debut.

6. Ryan Edwards

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Ryan Edwards, believe it or not, used to be a lineman, risking his personal safety to work on those power lines. He may still do that, though he’s been in the news lately for other reasons, namely his weddings to Mackenzie Standifer and his drug addiction, which played out on Teen Mom: OG and landed him in rehab.

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Kate Middleton Used to Do WHAT For a Living?!

Well, we all knew this day would come, but that doesn’t make the burden any easier to bear.

We don’t blame you if you’ve spent the past several weeks cowering in your bunker and avoiding all forms of media in hopes of prolonging your state of blissful ignorance just a few days more, but the time has come to face facts:

Like it or absolutely loathe it, Meghan Markle is leaving Suits.

“What is Suits?” some of you poor, ignorant souls might be asking.

Well, words are insufficient to describe the majesty of basic cable’s fourth most-popular legal drama, but imagine if Shakespeare, Hemingway, and Shonda Rhimes all collaborated on a quirky office dramedy.

Then make it like a million times doper and throw Her Hotness Meghan Markle in the mix.

Now, you’re beginning to get an idea of the glorious manna from Heaven that is Suits.

Needless to say, we’re bummed that Meg is leaving behind whoever her co-stars are for greener pastures, but when one marries into the royal family, one leaves full-time employment to the unwashed shlubs of the world,

Grace Kelly did it; Princess Di did it … even Kate Middleton did it:

Yes, believe it or not, there was a time when Duchess Kate punched a clock in the workaday world and toiled for her bread just like the rest of us.

Okay, “toiled” might be a bit of a strong word.

In fact Kate’s most recent (and, as far as we can tell, only) gig sounds like it was just about the cushiest non-royal job imaginable.

After graduating from St. Andrews University in 2005, Kate took a job as a buyer for the British fashion label Jigsaw.

Apparently, she arranged the brand’s founder, Belle Robinson, and worked just three days a week in order to accomodate her schedule as William’s girlfriend.

“And I have to say I was so impressed by her. There were days when there were TV crews at the end of the drive. We’d say, ‘Listen, do you want to go out the back way?'” Robinson once said of Kate.

“And she’d say, ‘To be honest, they’re going to hound us until they’ve got the picture. So why don’t I just go, get the picture done, and then they’ll leave us alone’. I thought she was very mature for a 26-year-old, and I think she’s been quite good at neither courting the press nor sticking two fingers in the air at them.”

Robinson adds that Kate was down-to-earth … ya know, by “future queen” standards.

“She sat in the kitchen at lunchtime and chatted with everyone from the van drivers to the accounts girls,” Robinson said.

“She wasn’t precious. A lot of people have distorted it to say we’re friends with her parents but I’ve only met them four times.”

These days Kate is pregnant with her third child, and the only high fashion buying she’s doing is for herself.

So there you have it.

Kate earned her posh part-time job before quitting the second her boyfriend put a ring on it.

Has she contributed anything to society as significant as Meghan’s role on Suits?

No, but really, who has?

Literally, the guy who cured polio, and that’s it.