Lindsay Lohan wins the most bizarre video of the month … as she accuses parents of trafficking her children and then gets punched in the face. Lindsay, who was in Moscow, gets out of her car and approaches the family — 2 boys and their…
So much for Lindsay Lohan remaining out of the news.
And so much for Lindsay Lohan not doing something totally weird, kind of insane and quite rude.
In the shocking and ridiculous video featured here, Lohan is on the street in Moscow when she comes across two kids and their parents.
The family is sadly homeless and just trying to get by.
At first, Lindsay approaches them and tells her fans watching:
"Hey everyone I just want to show you a family I met, a Syrian refugee family. I’m going to introduce you to them."
But the washed-up celebrity then accuses the mother and father of trafficking, for reasons unknown, eventually voicing said accuations loudly and rudely.
“Guys, you’re going the wrong way, my car is here, come,” Lohan is heard yelling at the children… who continue to follow their parents as she chases them down the street.
“They’re trafficking children, I won’t leave until I take you, now I know who you are, don’t f-ck with me," she says.
The actress, who spent a few years residing in Dubai, can also be heard shouting Arabic phrases in a what sounds like a Middle Eastern accent.
It really is all as bizarre as it sounds.
“You’re ruining Arabic culture by doing this. You’re taking these children they want to go," she tells the parents, prior to addressing the son as follows:
"I’m with you. Don’t worry, the whole world is seeing this right now, I will walk forever, I stay with you don’t worry.”
Lohan then tries to grab the boy's hand… only to get PUNCHED IN THE FACE BY THE BOY'S MOTHER.
It's rather amazing, and totally understandable, considering this random, rich, privileged white lady is accusing her of human trafficking simply because… we're not even sure why?
She's dumb and ignorant and the family is in a touch situation?
After the unexpected punch, the video ends with a crying Lohan gasping:
“I’m like in shock right now, I’m just like so scared."
Watch the full video here and prepared to be equally shocked.
Lindsay Lohan’s drunk video has inspired an untold number of “fans” … almost Gangnam Style!!! Busy Philipps and pal Kelly Oxford re-created the dance Lindsay just made famous at her club in Mykonos. She was filming her MTV reality show, “Lohan…
Lindsay Lohan is backtracking on some eyebrow-raising comments she made about #MeToo — calling women who speak out as looking “weak” — and is setting the record straight. LiLo issued a statement Sunday apologizing for her remarks and any harm…
In a perplexing interview, Lindsay Lohan slammed the #MeToo movement … and said that coming forward with allegations of sexual abuse makes the accusers "look weak."
"I think by women speaking against all these things, it makes them look weak," Lindsay said. "When they are very strong women."
As if that weren't bad enough, she then went on to imply that maybe some of the young women shared harrowing stories of sexual harassment, abuse, and even rape were just in it for, you guessed it, "attention."
While that has been debunked time and time again, a lot of people were outraged and horrified.
We can only guess that they had forgotten that Lindsay had supported Harvey Weinstein, of all people, and encouraged his wife to stand by him.
Aisha Tyler, like so many others, took to social media to slam Lindsay.
When Aisha announced that Lindsay is canceled, it prompted a lot of discussion. Take a look:
1. Aisha Tyler said what many were thinking
2. A classic internet burn
3. Survivors spoke up
4. Others chimed in with support
5. As the young people say: we been knew
6. Others were more sympathetic
Lindsay Lohan has been back in the news lately, which is exciting if you’re the kind of person who reflects fondly on Charlie Sheen’s meltdown, but highly triggering if you’re disturbed by the sight of track marks wending their way through an archipelago of ginger freckles.
We kid LiLo, of course.
By most accounts, the actress-turned-wannabe-reality-star is sober(-ish) these days — which makes her latest comments all the more baffling.
In case you’ve been blissfully unaware, Lohan is currently filming a new show for MTV, a reality series that’s been described as a “docu-series” focusing on Lindsay’s eponymous nightclub in Greece.
Sources say the show was “inspired” by the Bravo hit Vanderpump Rules (read: it’ll be a lame attempt to piggyback on that series’ success).
The show just started shooting and it’s not set to debut until next year, but Lohan is already basking in the media attention generated by news of the project.
And proving once again that you can take the girl out of Hollywood but you can’t stop her from saying idiotic things, Lindsay is already shooting herself in the foot every chance she gets.
During a recent interview, Lohan was asked about her thoughts regarding the #MeToo movement that’s shedding light on the rampant sexual assault and harassment that’s been plaguing Hollywood for decades.
Lindsay began by stating that she doesn’t “really have anything to say” … and she should have just left it there.
Instead, she pressed on with the sort of comments that would be career-ruiners — if Lindsay still had a career left to ruin.
“I can’t speak on something I don’t live, right? Look, I am very supportive of women. Everyone goes through their own experiences in their own ways,” Lohan began.
For reasons that defy logic or explanation, she went on to argue that victims discredit themselves by not reporting abuse immediately:
“If it happens at that moment, you discuss it at that moment,” Lohan said.
“You make it a real thing by making it a police report,” she added.
“I’m going to really hate myself for saying this, but I think by women speaking against these things, it makes them look weak when they are very strong women.”
Oof. Obviously the part about sexual assault survivors looking “weak” is getting the most attention on social media today, but this statement is atrocious for so many other reasons, as well.
Imagine telling an abuse survivor that their attack wasn’t “real” because they failed to report it prior to a deadline that exists only in Lindsay Lohan’s mind.
Hopefully, Lindsay doesn’t really believe this stuff, and she’s still just working as a mouthpiece for various foreign governments.
But if that’s the case, she should probably tell us soon before she’s forced to hire Paul Manafort’s legal team.
Lindsay Lohan isn’t letting the backlash from her recent comments on the #MeToo movement keep her from doing her thing in Greece. Lindsay was spotted Wednesday heading out to film her new MTV reality show, “Lohan Beach Club,” in Mykonos. She was…
It’s only been eight months since Farrah Abraham was fired from Teen Mom OG, but the former reality star has already embarked on a new career.
Currently, Farrah is seeking a partner who’s willing to strip down, strap on some protection, and sweat it out on camera.
No, she’s not re-entering the porn world (at least not that we know of).
Instead, Farrah is trying her hand at boxing.
Perhaps she looked at the career of Floyd Mayweather and realized that you can be a truly repugnant human being and still make a ton of money in the ring, or maybe she caught some old episodes of MTV’s Celebrity Death Match and thought it was a documentary.
Whatever the case, Farrah is looking to float like a butterfly and sting like an STD.
She just needs to find an opponent who’s as starved for cash and attention as she is.
Yes, believe it or not, Farrah is having a hard time finding someone who’s willing to punch her in the face.
Perhaps other washed-up celebs are worried about losing to Farrah and falling even further down the pseudo-fame ladder.
Or maybe they’ve heard that urban legend about how if you get too close, the stench of Farrah failure will never wash off and no casting director will ever talk to you again.
Whatever the case, The Blast is reporting today that both Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton have been offered $ 250,000 to box Farrah.
Even after promoters threw in $ 100,000 to the charity of their choice, both women turned the offer down.
Lohan has a new reality show on the way, and while she’s desperate for the series to be a hit, fighting another MTV star on camera is likely a bridge too far even for LiLo.
For her part, Paris is getting married soon, and she’s probably in no hurry to have her face rearranged before she walks down the aisle (well, maybe by a licensed plastic surgeon, but that’s a conversation for another time).
And even though her career may have taken a nosedive in recent years, Paris is still a Hilton, which means she’s not exactly hard-up for cash.
So Paris and Lindsay aren’t interested, but that doesn’t mean Farrah is out of options.
Former 16 and Pregnant star Lindsey Nicole recently took to Instagram to talk major trash to Ms. Abraham:
“Really Farrah, you think you’re not a bully?” Lindsey wrote.
“Have you watched any of your episodes?
“You bully your mom, dad, producers, cast members, & anyone you think is less than you. Why don’t you get in the ring with me & try to bully me around and see how that goes.”
You would think that Farrah’s people would be making Lindsey an offer.
Instead, Abraham simply blocked her on Instagram.
Sadly, it’s looking more and more like the only celebrity Farrah will be going toe-to-toe with is Ron Jeremy.
It’s been almost six months since David Eason was fired by MTV, but apparently, Jenelle Evans’ repugnant husband is still pissed about being unceremoniously kicked to the curb.
In fact, pretty much every time the network makes a major personnel decision, Eason takes to social media to throw a public temper tantrum.
When Bristol Palin joined the cast of Teen Mom OG, David whined on Facebook in embarrassing fashion.
So it should come as no surprise that he has much to say about MTV’s decision to partner up with one of the most infamous “actresses” on the planet.
In case you haven’t heard, Lindsay Lohan is set to star in a new reality show about her nightclub in Mykonos, Greece.
Sources say the series was inspired by Vanderpump Rules, and Lindsay will preside over the proceedings in the fashion of that show’s titular star.
Of course, Lisa Vanderpump is a successful businesswoman with decades of experience as a club owner, and Lindsay Lohan is what would happen if you injected a bloated liver with a newly-discovered strain of super-herpes, but we digress.
Anyway, David is not happy about his former home network’s decision to work with Lindsay.
“WOW! Lindsay Lohan,” David wrote on Facebook.
“MTV sure does love the drama. Great way to get some views, put the craziest person you can find on her own program!”
He went on to rag on Lindsay for her past substance abuse issues and compare her to one of the network’s most notorious former stars:
“I’m such a bad person but you go hire Lindsay??? WTF, that girl is gonna run off with your gear and sell it for cocaine!” Eason wrote.
“I mean everyone has their ups and downs in life but that’s more downs than ups! She will be MTVs new Farrah, only worse!”
Well, David would know all about a life that’s “more downs than ups.”
His own prodigious list of deep valleys includes such ignominious low-lights as marrying Jenelle Evans, doing drugs with her while she was pregnant, and having CPS called to his home 20 times in a single year.
Oh, and let’s not forget Eason’s homophobic tirade that got him fired from Teen Mom 2.
But please, David, tell us more about how Lindsay Lohan is the worst.
Compared to you, she’s an upstanding pillar of the global community.
If it weren’t sad to the point of being tragic, it would actually be impressive that you’ve managed to make Lindsay freakin’ Lohan look good.
Pack your bags, television viewers.
We're about to head to Greece…
… with Lindsay Lohan!
MTV has announced that it is partnering with the former singer/actress/total and complete trainwreck on an upcoming reality show tentatively titled "Lohan Beach Club."
The series began shooting this week in Mykonos, where Lohan has settled in and reportedly made a very calm and drama-free life for herself.
Lohan said as much in a recent interview that aimed to paint her as just a nice and normal girl next door.
"My past has to stay in the past," Lohan told The New York Times this summer, emphasizing that she's a "good person" and people need to "let go" of the mistakes she made during her dark period.
These mistakes, of course, included multiple arrests for drunk driving, numerous public meltdowns and that one really weird poem to ISIS.
That was then, however.
The new series, which will debut in early 2019, will chronicle Lohan as "she works to expand her business empire with the launch of Lohan Beach House," per a MTV press release.
The exclusive seaside destination will serve as a backdrop for the series, and features luxury spa amenities, a renowned restaurant and a transformative day and nightclub poised to redefine the Mykonos experience.
The debut of Lohan Beach House marks the star’s third business venture in the Greek Islands, following the opening of Lohan Nightclub in Athens, Greece and Lohan Beach House Rhodes in Rhodes, Greece.
“Lohan Beach Club offers viewers VIP access to one of the most exclusive destinations in the world, and a behind the scenes look at how a young, successful entrepreneur runs her empire,” said Nina Diaz, President, Programming and Development for MTV, adding:
“We are thrilled to have such a passionate and creative partner in Lindsay to help explore this intriguing culture, all through the eyes of her brand.”
Over the course of the show, Lindsay will lead a team of handpicked brand ambassadors to make her mark on what many folks consider to be the vacation capital of the planet.
These team members will be asked to prove their expertise, ambition and charm while helping bring Lohan’s vision to life.
Sounds… intriguing? We guess.
MTV, of course, has found incredible succes in dredging up the past of late, as Jersey Shore: Family Vacation earned huge ratings in the spring of 2018, while Kristin Cavallari is even back with her very own program.
So why not Lohan, right?
See what Lindsay herself has to say about the project in the video featured here.
Will you tune in for it?