Beyonce Blasts Kim Kardashian with Diss Track Lyrics

While Kim Kardashian was busy trying to figure out a way to take down Kylie Jenner — or at least one-up her younger sister as they vie to be Most Successful Kardashian — she should have been wary of someone else.

Beyonce’s come out with some new lyrics that appear to be taking aim at Kim Kardashian.

This feud is heating up again!

It’s true that Beyonce is notorious for dropping new music or explosive new music videos without notice, allowing her art to promote itself through word of mouth and social media as a display of her power and impact.

But no, Beyonce didn’t just drop another Lemonade on us last night.

Instead, she’s lent her considerable talents to DJ Khaled, being featured in his song “Top Off.”

Actually, both Beyonce and Jay-Z are featured — and so is Future, for that matter.

But it’s Queen Bey who’s getting the most attention. In part because she’s Beyonce.

In part, however, because her lyrics appear to be taking direct aim at Kim Kardashian.

Here are the lyrics in question:

“I’m the only lady here, still the realest n–ga in the room.”

The other individuals would be Jay-Z, DJ Khaled, and Future, one assumes.

“I break the internet, top two and I ain’t number two.”

That line sounds innocuous enough as well as a round-about way of calling oneself number one but, as we’ll explain, it appears to be a Kim Kardashian diss track.

And so does:

“My body, my ice, my cash, all real, I’m a triple threat.”

Then there are some lyrics that mesh a little more directly with DJ Khaled’s song but aren’t necessarily as relevant to this.

(And then there’s another fairly direct call-out but we’ll get to that in a moment)

Let’s start with that line about her body and her wealth and her ice being “all real.”

Ice, of course, is a reference to jewelry not being fake. As for wealth, Jay-Z revealed in his 4:11 album that Kanye is apparently in debt to him. Is Beyonce implying that maybe Kanye’s wealth is at least partially an illusion?

But it’s been rumored time and time again that Kim Kardashian’s body is the result of plastic surgery. Or that, at the very least, she’s had a little work done to keep herself looking her best.

Kim has spoken out about these rumors on Keeping Up With The Kardashians, saying that they’re not true.

When Beyonce says that she breaks the internet, it could not more clearly be a reference to Kim’s epic Paper photo.

Whether in lust or awe or confusion or shock or a newfound definition of how humans could look, Kim Kardashian’s infamous viral photo was everywhere a few years back.

Obviously, the photo did no damage to the internet, but merely received a tremendous amount of attention.

Beyonce also receives a tremendous amount of attention — for her songs, for her music videos, for her activism.

Her jab at Kim may go beyond saying that she’s better.

Beyonce may be highlighting that Kim’s most powerful social media presence tends to come from her body, rather than from creative output.

Of course, Kim Kardashian wasn’t the only person at whom Beyonce took aim with her lyrics on this song.

“Two deep, it’s just me and JAY / Just posted in them courtside seats.”

And then:

“Woo! I’m like “hol’ up / Woo! I might roll up \ If they’re tryna party with the queen / They gon’ have to sign a non-disclosure, ayy”

That has been identified by numerous fans as a clear reference to Tiffany Haddish revealing too much about Beyonce recently.


Donald Trump Supporter Quotes Explicit Beyonce Lyrics, Calls Out Hillary Clinton

Thank you, Betsy McCaughey.

We really needed a laugh today.

The former New York Lt. Governor, McCaughey was a guest on CNN last night, sitting across from Don Lemon and trying to defend Donald Trump’s use of certain explicit language.

You know what we’re talking about, right?

We’re talking about the video that surfaced last Friday in which Trump tells Billy Bush that he can just “grab” a woman by her “pussy” because he’s a “star” and can do “anything.”

Trump also says in this 2005 footage that he can’t help himself… sometimes he sees a female and just starts kissing before, unable to even wait for permission.

The tape, released by The Washington Post, has resulted in Trump plummeting in the polls, while also losing support of Republicans around the country.

But McCaughey remains by Trump’s side!

In the footage above, McCaughey explains:

“I abhor lewd and bawdy language. I don’t listen to rap music. I don’t like that kind of thing, but Hillary Clinton, when she expresses …”

At this point, McCaughey looks down at her notes and Lemon asks her why she’s referencing rap music.

“I mentioned rap music because it’s full of the f-word, the p-word, the b-word, the a-word,” she said, to which Lemon reasonably replied:

“I don’t think anybody likes that but those people are not running for president.”

Fair enough. But whatever, McCaughey basically said.

She had a ridiculous point to make!

“Hillary Clinton expresses that she finds the language on that bus, ‘horrific,’ but in fact, she likes language like this,” McCaughey said.

Whatever does she mean? She means that Clinton is on record as saying she loves Beyonce and Beyonce has sung such lyrics as:

I came to slay, bitch. When he f-ed me good I take his ass to Red Lobster.

Yes, McCaughey actually reads these words out loud on air. TWICE!

“That happens to be from Beyoncé, her favorite performer,” she explains. “Whom she says she idolizes and would like to imitate. There’s a lot of hypocrisy in Hillary Clinton expressing such horror at language on the bus.

Yeah, no. There’s really not.

Please tell us we don’t need to explain why it isn’t hypocritical to like an artist who sometimes uses salty language…

… while still condemning a candidate for President who says he kisses and touches women against their will.

“As much as I like hearing you say that, Hillary Clinton did not say those words,” Lemon responds, after he stops laughing.

“Donald Trump actually said the words, and as my mom would say, that’s the horse of another color.”

Yes, thank you.

Moreover, Beyonce is singing about someone making love to her in a pleasureful manner and then purchasing that person dinner at Red Lobster.

Trump is talking about trying to sleep with a married women (who he later tried to fire for turning him down) and touching the genitalia of the opposite sex because a celebrity can do whatever he wants.

It isn’t exactly the same thing.

And that’s before we even get into the fact that Trump is running for the highest office in the land.

You crazy, Betsy McCaughey. Thanks for making us laugh.