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Meghan Markle: Officially Being Stalked By Her Sister!

We’ve known for quite some time that Meghan Markle’s family is awful, but remarkably Prince Harry’s nightmare in-laws keep finding new ways to shock and amuse us.

Generally, it’s Meghan’s horrendous sister, Samantha Markle, leading the charge.

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In fact, we can probably safely assume that were it not for Sam’s nefarious influence, Meghan’s father wouldn’t behave quite as repugnantly as he does.

But there are rare moments in life — such as when Bill Cosby goes to prison — in which we’re reminded that there is still some good in the world and justice occasionally prevails.

And the fact that Samantha’s efforts to destroy her sister have thus far fallen flat is one of those things that gives us a shred of faith in humanity.

So far, Samantha has written a tell-all about Meghan that one published; she’s sat for interviews no one watched; she even tried to score an invitation to the royal wedding, to no avail.

But you know the old saying — when all else fails, enter full-on stalker mode.

Yes, according to a statement from her publicist, Rob Cooper, Samantha is headed to London, where she hopes to hunt Meghan down.

“Samantha Markle is coming to the UK,” Cooper’s statement ominously begins.

“After making numerous attempts in private to arrange a one on one meeting with The Duchess of Sussex to discuss their 74-year-old father’s health, Kensington Palace have refused to respond.”

From there, Cooper basically confirms that Sam subscribes to her father’s batsh-t theory that the Royals are holding Meghan hostage and shielding her from vital information about her family.

“I fear Meghan may not be made aware of these discreet attempts and therefore making this public is the only option we have left,” he tweets.

“I currently have Samantha in Europe with just one short flight away. 

“This DOESN’T need to be public, we would prefer to keep this private. Samantha is coming to the UK this week, like it or not.”

You almost have to admire the pettiness of posting multiple tweets on a given topic and then claiming you’d prefer to keep the whole thing private.

It’s anyone’s guess how Samantha plans to get in touch with Meghan, but don’t be surprised to see CNN broadcasting live footage of her scaling the palace walls.

Those guards might have to do something other than stand perfectly still and amuse tourists this week.

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Meghan Markle: Harry is Spoiling Me and I LOVE It!

Though we’ve heard that Prince Harry’s friends don’t like Meghan Markle because she’s a good person, Harry is still very much in love with her.

In fact, even months after their wedding, Harry is reportedly showering her with affection in various forms.

Meghan feels that he’s spoiling her rotten.

Some couples find that their romance dies shortly after moving in together or shortly after they get married, because they’re no longer actively courting.

But HollywoodLife reports that Harry and Meghan are still in their honeymoon phase.

“Harry has been pampering Meghan more than ever,” an insider reports.

And Meghan is apparently very appreciative.

“She’s been raving about how he’s only become more attentive and loving since they got married,” the source describes.

There is one display of affection in particular that seems to really make an impression.

“He has fresh flowers delivered every single week,” the insider reveals.

The source goes on to specify that these flowers are “usually her favorite peonies.”

Peonies are popular garden plants in temperate climates, but are a very appropriate favorite for Meghan — as they are native to both North America and to Europe.

The insider continues: “Meghan says that alone makes her feel so spoiled.”

Harry’s desire to treat Meghan like the duchess she is extends into their private lives, as well.

“And she says he gives her the most amazing foot rubs,” the source dishes.

The insider shares that these footrubs usually go down “when they stay in and watch their favorite TV shows.”

That is so sweet!

As the source says: “Meghan still can’t get over how incredibly lucky she is to have found this man.”

Flowers and footrubs are classic romantic gestures, and it’s great to hear about a couple where that sort of thing continues on days that aren’t anniversaries or birthdays.

“But probably the sweetest and most thoughtful thing he’s done so far,” the insider says. “Was arrange to have her mom come over.”

The source reveals: “It was his idea to invite her to come stay for as long as she wants.”

“Meghan and her mom are both very cautious not to be pushy,” the insider shares. “But Harry insisted on it, he wants Meghan to have her mom with her.”

As the source explains: “It’s his way of trying to make her happy after all the terrible drama with her father.”

That is so sweet and thoughtful of Harry to give Meghan that solace from her awful family by giving her some time with her mother.

As always, we’re a little cautious about buying into unconfirmed reports, especially about this particular royal couple.

But … this is really touching and easy to believe. Personalized romantic gestures mean so much, especially when someone is going through a rough time.

This should be one of the happiest times in Meghan’s life — and we hope that it is.

We just wish that this summer hadn’t been marred by Meghan’s father and siblings trying to tear down her happiness.

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Prince Harry’s Friends: Meghan Markle Is a Lame-Ass Hippie!

In the months since Prince Harry married Meghan Markle, the Duchess of Sussex has likely learned some hard lessons about life as a royal.

We’re sure plenty of people warned her that life as a member of the world’s most famous family would present its share of challenges, but it’s one thing to be warned and quite another to experience such scrutiny for one’s self.

With the possible exception of a handful of Hollywood A-listers, no one knows what it’s like to be in Meghan’s shoes.

And Markle’s situation is especially strange, as she became a global household name relatively late in life after spending most of her adult years as a virtual unknown starring on a basic cable legal drama.

These days everything from Meghan’s awful family to her political views is considered fair game by the tabloid press.

And it seems the latter has recently brought her into conflict with her new husband’s friends.

Word of this clash in ideologies comes to us courtesy of Lady Colin Campbell, a longtime of Princess Di’s who recently penned a controversial book about the Queen’s tumultuous marriage.

In a surprisingly candid interview with The Daily Beast, Campbell revealed that Meghan’s views are far too progressive for Harry’s more right-leaning circle of friends.

“Her politics are an issue,” said Campbell.

“She is ultra-liberal and that trendy-lefty stuff does not go down well with some of Harry’s friends.”

We can’t imagine Meg’s beliefs came as much of a shock.

After all, her humanitarian work and outspoken views on gender inequality have been major facets of her public life for years.

But apparently, there are certain issues that Meghan and Harry failed to come to terms with before getting married — such as the fact that he and his friends enjoy using big guns to kill small woodland creatures.

“He has introduced her to them all at parties and weddings and private dinners, but she is very anti- a lot of the things that their world functions upon, such as shooting,” Campbell claimed.

Campbell went on to say that these relatively small differences in the couple’s worldviews have contributed to Meghan’s feelings of isolation.

“Everybody discovers after marrying into the royal family how solitary and arduous an existence it can be. Meghan has already begun to discover this,” Campbell said.

Normally, we’d encourage Meghan to turn to her family, but they’d end up recording the conversation and selling it off to the highest bidder.

This has been our 47 bajillionth installment of Royal Life Ain’t All It’s Cracked Up To Be.

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Kate Middleton Gives Meghan Markle Weird-Ass Advice on How to Get Pregnant

It’s been almost four months since Meghan Markle married Prince Harry in a ceremony that inspired Ashleys the world over to make the ill-fated decision to wear a fancy hat to brunch the next day.

Naturally, the rumors about Meghan being pregnant with Harry’s baby began almost immediately after the ceremony, but thus far, there’s been no official announcement from Buckingham Palace.

Obviously, there’s nothing remotely unusual about a couple that’s been married less than four months being childless, but since Meghan is 37, and she and Harry have both spoken publicly about wanting to raise a large family, it was widely assumed they’d get right down to the business of making babies.

At thisn point, it seems Meghan remains un-knocked up, but she’s hoping to change that soon — and sources say she’s turned to her sister-in-law for advice.

“Meghan has been getting baby making tips from all her friends with kids, including Duchess Kate,” one insider tells Hollywood Life.

“Kate told her to drink more tea. That was her big piece of advice. She’s embraced all the British traditions and has started drinking tea at tea time.”

Well, if that isn’t the most British reproductive advice in history!

Of course, Kate said to drink effing tea!

Meghan, being a grown-ass woman, probably came to her sister-in-law asking advice and expected Kate to suggest a position or something.

Instead, she gets told to bust out her doilies and get sippin’.

“I say, the Queen Mum used to maintain that a spot of Earl Grey will fill your belly with the very pastiest of heirs,” Kate probably said, clutching her pearls at this American’s effrontery. 

The crazy part is, it seems Meg is actually listening to Kate’s advice:

“She’s not really sure if it will make any difference in helping her get pregnant, which she’s very graciously following Kate’s advice,” says the source.

We hope she at least put an American spin on the situation and started guzzling 99 cent cans of Arizona.

Fortunately, Kate’s not the only one offering Meghan conception tips.

It seems the Duchess of Sussex has also been in touch with her friends back on this side of the pond, who have been a bit more helpful in their advice.

“Her friends in Toronto are more holistic minded, so they’ve offered tips like practicing more yin style yoga and doing a nightly meditation,” says the insider.

“Meghan’s not obsessing about getting pregnant, but she’s very open to everyone’s ideas. She’s a naturally curious person, so she loves learning what worked for her friends when it comes to their fertility.”

That’s good, because so far her friends are offering lame-ass advice that has nothing to do with putting the old peener in the va-jay-jay.

We kid, of course. The Duke and Duchess probably don’t need much advice on that part of the process:

“Meghan and Harry are enjoying non-stop baby-making sex at all hours of the day,” says the insider.

“Meghan has an app on her phone that tracks of her fertility, so when she is most likely to conceive.

“That means in the mornings, afternoons and at night, they make time for love with a baby being the goal…and Harry is not complaining at all. There may not be a bun in her oven yet, but they are having fun trying.”

That sound you just heard was everyone in England over the age of 50 gasping in unison at such frank talk of a royal’s sex life.

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Samantha Markle: Happy Birthday Prince Harry, You Filthy Rodent!

Prince Harry was born on September 15, 1984. As of Saturday, he is 34 years old.

And who better to wish him a happy birthday than Meghan Markle’s vile sister?

In her bizarre and spiteful tweet, Samantha Markle compares Prince Harry to … a hamster.

In a tweet on her locked Twitter account, which is only viewable by her approved followers, Samantha Grant — often known as Samantha Markle — posted a less-than-friendly birthday tribute.

“Happy Birthday Harry!” she writes to her brother-in-law.

“As you ‘mack down’ on your birthday cake,” her hostile message begins.

She then advises him to “think about the birthday wishes you never extended to your FATHER-IN-LAW.”

To top it all off, she makes an unflattering visual comparison — seeming to equate Harry to a hamster.

Samantha Grant tweet happy birthday prince harry 2018

This is no surprise.

Not only can this simply be added to the lengthy list of rude posts that Samantha has made towards her half-sister and the royals, but she did the same to Meghan just last month.

“Happy Birthday Meg!” she tweeted on August 14, which was Meghan’s 37th birthday.

“It would be so lovely and appropriate of you to send DAD a BELATED birthday card for his,” Samantha badgered.

Samantha then reminded Meghan that Thomas Markle’s birthday is “July 18th.”

Birthdays are far from the only occassions that Samantha has used social media to lash out at Meghan and Harry.

It seems that Samantha considers the two to be fair game on any day ending with a -y.

“Act like a humanitarian act like a woman!” Samantha demanded of Meghan in one tweet. “If our father dies I’m holding you responsible, Meg!”

“OK so Cruella Deville is retreating LOL…” Samantha wrote in another tweet. “Let me know how that works out for you.”

The legendary Disney character’s name is Cruella de Vil, and we have to say that we don’t really see her as a very 

Samantha, along with her brother Thomas Markle Jr. and their father, Thomas Markle Sr., seems dedicated to giving Meghan a hard time in the media.

This doesn’t really do much aside from annoy the Royals — remember, just a few centuries ago, “trouble with your in-laws” for that family meant a continental war.

But it has to be a wound to Meghan herself, who remained in contact with her father until he proved that he could not be trusted.

Now that he spills every detail of every conversation with her or with Harry, she can’t trust him to not do so if she calls him. But Samantha will never forgive Meghan for that.

But Meghan is living her own life, married to one of the most famously desired men on the planet.

The most recent news out of Kensington Palace is that Meghan is supporting an intersectional cookbook that talks about how food brings families and communities together.

It’s just sad that, through their own poor choices, a few of Meghan’s family members have chosen to tear apart their own family because they’re seemingly high on fame.

We should note that Meghan’s mom has conducted herself with dignity throughout everything, which is why she was invited to the Royal Wedding.

Samantha is probably going to keep on hurling jabs at Meghan until no one cares anymore. That’s kind of pitiful.

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Samantha Markle Compares Meghan Markle to Donald Trump!

Meghan Markle may be settling into her new life as a happily married duchess, but her awful family seems determined to spoil her joy.

Now her vile sister, Samantha, is lashing out at her on her private Twitter account.

She’s coming after Meghan with childish insults … and with a direct comparison between the new duchess and Donald Trump.

We’ve heard Meghan Markle’s brother accuse Prince Harry of breaking up their family, but he’s far from the only part of Meghan’s extended family who’s sowing chaos.

To hear Samantha tell it, Meghan is a despotic egomaniac with no capacity for morality or decorum or for caring about other people.

Just look at Samantha’s own words:

“Trump said he could shoot someone and not lose votes,” Samantha claims. “The same mentality applies to my sister.”

We are somehow having a lot of trouble reconciling Samantha’s claim with the reality of who Meghan is.

About an hour later, Samantha began to tweet some truly childish insults.

“I am not candy coating anything anymore!” Samantha insists, alarming people who had not imagined that she was holding back with past jabs.

“The DUCHASS should be humane to our father who has given her everything,.. and this media crap can stop!” Samantha rages.

“He was the one who was always there for her. Fake waves and smiles can stop,” Samantha demands. “The duchASS can bow to the daddy.”

That last line about bowing to the daddy might be the worst thing that any of us have ever read. That’s … that’s going to haunt us.

You know how Thomas Markle can’t resist blabbing to the media, which is why Meghan can’t talk to him?

Well, Samantha is even going so far as to defend Thomas spilling details of conversations he’s had to every camera and mic in sight.

“He only talks to the media because she was ignoring him for a long time and being snobby,” Samantha claims.

Samantha insists “he has the right to speak and if she doesn’t like it it’s just too f–king bad she needs to wake up and be a kind person.”

To be clear, no one is questioning Thomas’ free speech rights. People are questioning why he assumes his daughter would want anything to do with him.

When someone else dared to question Thomas’ character and why he prioritized oversharing with reporters over his relationship with his daughter, Samantha just laughed.

“Priorities lack of character?! Lol,” Samantha writes.

“imagine if your dad busted his back his whole life for your sister,” Samantha says. “And then she took a crap on him and ignored him!”

Well there’s an image.

Samantha laments: “She has always been his priority and she owes him up and respect!”

Samantha rails against how people see her father.

“Would you allow someone in your family to continually be disrespected and hurt as my dad is and say nothing?” she demands.

Samantha answers for people: “I doubt it.”

“After she gives my dad the love and respect he deserves,” Samantha promises. “She can skip on her merry way and no one will say anything.”

That line about Meghan always being his priority may be the crux of this matter.

Many people believe that Samantha is simply jealous of Meghan. Meghan is a beautiful actress who has now married one of the most desired men on the planet.

The dude is a literal prince.

Samantha may be lashing out because she hopes to prove that she’s the more deserving daughter. Though that’s just a theory.

Like we said, that line about bowing ot the daddy is going ot keep us awake at night. But if we had to read it, so do you.

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Meghan Markle & Kate Middleton: Pissing Off the Royals With Their Petty-Ass Feud [Report]

While fans of the British Royal Family believe that Meghan Markle is hiding a baby bump, rumor says that there’s something else in the family on the verge of spilling into the public sphere.

Meghan and her sister-in-law, Kate Middleton, are reportedly feuding again.

And it’s gotten so bad that their husbands are said to be planning an intervention. Yikes.

InTouch reports that Kate and Meghan are engaged in an envy-fueled feud.

And apparently this alleged feuding has grown so severe that Prince Harry and Prince William are plotting to do something about it before it escalates.

“The boys are discussing whether to stage an intervention,” their inside source claims.

That would be a drastic step, but the insider says that it may be necessary “in order to get Meghan and Kate to make up.”

If that’s what they do, we sure hope that it works.

It’s reported that things got so bad that the Queen herself wants the situation resolved.

“She said something had to be done,” the source says of Queen Elizabeth.

Apparently the Queen has had enough, and “she wants to resolve the issue once and for all.”

In part, it sounds like this may be about public relations as much as it is about family unity.

The insider shares that “the last thing the queen wants is a full-blown crisis at the palace.”

Supposedly, this imminent crisis is because of Kate’s position as the mother of three heirs to the throne.

“Meghan can’t help but be jealous,” the source claims.

The insider then goes above and beyond, saying that “she’s lying if she says she isn’t.”

Thta’s a very bold claim. Especially since, surely, Meghan knew all along that Kate’s marriage to William made her a bigger deal within the family.

“She knows that one day Kate will be reaping all the rewards of that title,” the source says.

There is more to this alleged feud than Meghan’s reported resentments, however. It sounds like Kate has some gripes as well.

“Meghan learned everything she knows from Kate,” the insider says.

“But since the wedding, Kate feels like Meghan has barely made any effort with her,” the source says.

“And,” the insider continues, Meghan “is more interested in impressing the queen.”

Well … wouldn’t most people put a little more effort into their new grandmother-in-law … especially when she’s the literal Queen?

The report goes on to say that Meghan isn’t deliberately snubbing Kate.

“To be fair,” the source says. “Meghan has been busy.”

She’s a newlywed, she’s adjusting to her new life. Also, her awful family seems to be determined to ruin her life.

“But Kate feels like she’s put a lot of effort into their friendship and hasn’t gotten much in return,” the insider explains.

That sounds like a somewhat fair complaint.

We have to say that we have our doubts about all of this. Meghan and Kate are grown women, not soap opera characters.

Hopefully, they are satisfied with their own lives and don’t feel the need to tear down others (or each other) in order to feel good about themselves.

Meghan’s half-siblings may be vicious, but there’s no reason to believe that Meghan herself is.

Maybe Meghan and Kate aren’t the best of friends, but they don’t need to be joined at the hip for them to not be at each other’s throats.

We hope, anyway.

Meghan has enough drama from her blood relatives.

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Meghan Markle Pregnant? Latest Appearance Sparks Fresh Round of Rumors

Could it be true?

Might it finally be the case?

Do we at last have a reason to celebrate?

These are the questions being posed by Royal Family fans around the Internet right about now, as a new round of Meghan Markle pregnant rumors are spreading throughout social media. 

The speculation is nearing an all-time high after the Duchess of Sussex attended the 100 Days to Peace Gala in London on Thursday, with all eyes fixated on her blue bespoke Jason Wu dress.

It’s a beautiful number, about that there is no doubt.

But was it covering an even more beautiful baby bump?

Based on the type of gown Markle was donning, along with the position of her hands at times and the possible protrusion of her stomach, this is what some folks now believe.

“I have a feeling Meghan Markle is pregnant,” wrote on random individual, while another noted that the former actress appears to have “glowing” skin and shinier hair than usual.

Those would both be signs of pregnancy.

And while it’s pretty much impossible to figure out such a status based on a handful of photos, we have to admit:

We sort of see where these folks are coming from.

We’re not saying Markle is pregnant for certain.

But we’ve heard more outlandish claims based on far less revealing photos.

For whatever it’s worth, Markle’s awful father has said multiple times of late that she and Prince Harry want to start a family in the near future.

There have been tabloid covers left and rght ever since the stars got married in May that alleged a child was on the way.

Heck, sometimes there’s been talk of TWO kids being on the way.

But an Us Weekly insider says folks should slow their pregnancy role in this case.

We’re not sure if this person knows anything for absolute certain, but this is what the source tells the magazine:

“Chalk this pregnancy speculation to an unflattering dress and wind.

“Meghan and Harry have a busy rest of the year. They are excited to start a family but have always wanted to focus the first year of marriage on their official work and starting to bring awareness to causes close to them.

“That is their main focus before starting a family.”

Fans do need to remember that the couple has not even been married for six months.

It does seem very likely that they will be parents at some point, but that point may be the year 2020 or 2021. Perhaps even 2022.

They are not in any rush, even if the desire is very much there.

“I’ve longed for kids since I was very, very young,” Harry told ABC News in May 2012, adding at the time:

“I’m waiting to find the right person, someone who is willing to take on the job.”

We think he found that person.

But when their lives calm down a bit and they have more time to plan out their future, that’s when we’re guessing the unprotected Royal pounding will begin.

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Meghan Markle: In Crisis Mode! Planning Emergency Trip Home!

Meghan Markle has had it, folks.

She doesn’t know what to do with herself, almost literally.

In this time of desperate need, anger and confusion – as she gets attacked by her awful father left, right and in between – The Duchess of Sussex can only think place to go…

… home.

According to the latest issue of Life & Style, Markle is planning an emergency trip home to Los Angeles to spend time with her mother, Doria Ragland.

She remains very tight with this parent, even while the other parent speaks to every news outlet he can find about how terrible and ungrateful Meghan is as a daughter.

“She’s at a breaking point. She needs to escape from the craziness,” an insider explains to this tabloid, adding of Prince Harry’s better half:

“Meghan is living in fear of what her father is going to do next.”

Can you blame her for thinking this way?

Thomas Markle has often said that he has no way of contacting his daughter.

His solution, therefore, is to give one disgusting sound bite after another, saying that Markle will “deprive” her future kid of time with the kid’s grandfather, for example…

… and taking full credit for all Markle has become.

“She became the woman that she is today thanks to everything I did for her,” Thomashas said.

“Did I get any recognition for it? Any thanks? She doesn’t even speak to me now. How cold is that?”

Markle, as you might expect, can scarcely handle such attacks any longer.

Writes the Life & Style source:

“Apart from Harry, Doria is the only person Meghan feels she can trust.

“She’s holding a crisis meeting with her mom, who has some insight into her ex-husband’s behavior and is hoping to help Meghan figure out how to handle him.”

At this point, though, let’s be honest:

Who knows how to handle an off-the-rails Thomas Markle?

Thomas has lived a quiet and secluded life in Mexico.

He didn’t attend the Royal Wedding due to heart problems and Markle responded in an understanding manner.

But he’s decided to turn on his child in the months since for some reason, leaving Meghan confounded and heartbroken.

“She’s really struggling to come to terms with the fact that the man she once adored and looked up to has stabbed her in the back,” the insider says, adding that Meghan’s husband supports the trip home:

“Harry and Doria have spoken on the phone about their concerns for Meghan’s well-being.

“Harry agrees that Meghan needs some quality time with her mom.”

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