Mike Sorrentino Marries Lauren Pesce!

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino may be headed to prison.

But this Jersey Shore mainstay made a rather and romantic important stop on the way to the clink:

We’re talking about the altar!

As difficult as it may have been to believe just a few years ago, The Situation is now a married man.

This former heavy drinker and fist pumper exchanged vows on Thursday with Lauren Pesce at The Legacy Castle in Pompton Plains, New Jersey.

Those in attendance included many well-known names to long-time fans of Jersey Shore and its ongoing reboot:

Jenni “JWoww” Farley, Ronnie Ortiz-Magro, Deena Nicole Cortese, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, Paul “DJ Pauly D” DelVecchio and Vinny Guadagnino were among the guests.

Sources have even confirmed that Farley and Polizzi’s four-year-old daughters, Meilani and Giovanna, served as flower girls.

And, yes, Ortiz-Magro’s on-off girlfriend, Jen Harley, was also there with the couple’s six-month-old daughter, Ariana.

As far as we know, she didn’t assault a single person during the ceremony or reception.

“We are so incredibly excited to begin our journey as husband and wife!” Sorrentino and Pesce told Us Weekly, adding just a couple hours ago:

“We are each other’s best friend and together we can handle anything.

“Thank you to all our family, friends and fans who have supported us every step of the way.

“Gym, Tan, Laurens is the new GTL! With Love, Mr. & Mrs. Michael Sorrentino.”

Sorrentino popped the big question to Pesce on Valentine’s Day when she visited him in Miami while filming season 2 of Jersey Shore: Family Vacation.

He spoke to producers ahead of time about his plan to do so.

“I let them know, ‘Listen I really want to do this. This show is really special to me,” The Situation explained in April, adding at the time:

“This is the show that introduced me to the world. It was really special for me to do this, to get down on one knee on Jersey Shore.”

The newlyweds have a challenging several months ahead of them now.

On January 15, Sorrentino will begin an eight-month prison sentence after he and his brother, Marc, were indicted in September of 2014 for tax offenses and conspiring to defraud the United States.

They were accused of failing to properly pay taxes on $ 8.9 million in income from 2010 to 2012.

In April of 2017, both siblings were indicted on additional charges including tax evasion, structuring and falsifying records.

Then, earlier this year, Sorrentino pled guilty to one count of tax evasion and was sentenced to his jail stint on October 5.

“He just wants to get his time done, come home and start his life over,” an insider tells Us Weekly.

“The wedding has been a great distraction for him. He really wants to spend as much time as he can with her before she leaves.”

We send our best wishes to the new husband and wife and we commend them on the greatest hastag any couple has ever come up with for a wedding.

Indeed, folks, guests who posted about these nuptials on social media did so by writing about… you can guess it, right?



Karlie Kloss Marries Josh Kushner! (And Gets Snubbed by Taylor Swift?)

Karlie Kloss is a married woman.

But is she also a scorned friend?

The 26-year-old supermodel exchanged vows this week with her 33-year-old businessman boyfriend, Joshua Kushner, sharing a photo from the couple’s special day on social media.

“10.18.2018,” she wrote as a very simple caption to the above image on Instagram.

A represenative for the stars has confirmed to People Magazine that Kloss and Kushner held a small, Jewish ceremony in upstate New York on Thursday, with fewer than 80 people in attendance.

(They will also host a larger celebration for friends and loved ones some time this spring.)

The Project Runway host donned a custom Dior gown for the ceremony and was “beaming with happiness,” claims a friend who was in attendance.

But this friend was NOT Taylor Swift.

Swift was not at her close friend’s wedding, raising many questions among fans who have been wondering if these two are still close.

Kloss’ new husband, it ought to be noted, is the brother of Jared Kushner.

Jared Kushner is married to Ivanka Trump, who is the daughter of President Donald Trump.

President Donald Trump is an evil, mentally imbalanced human being who is feuding with Swift due to the latter’s endorsement of two Democratic candidates in Tennessee.

So, it’s only natural to wonder whether Kloss’ connection to the Kushner family has caused a rift in her friendship with Swift.

Heck, maybe Swift was afraid a member of the Trump family would actually be in attendance at the ceremony.

It turns out that Taylor was simply in Australia on Thursday, as she noted herself on Instagram.

This trip was likely planned for several weeks, if not months, in advance, but we still can’t help but speculate over why she couldn’t cancel the visit in order to attend Kloss’ wedding.

Something does seem to be amiss here.

Kushner proposed back in July with a high-carat cushion cut diamond in a platinum solitaire setting with a diamond pavé band.

As you can see above, Kloss was not shy about showing the rock off at the time.

But she also said some nice things about Kushner, focusing on who he is as a person more than just the diamond he could afford to get for her.

“I love you more than I have words to express,” Karlie wrote this summer as a caption to the picture immediately above.

She added:

“Josh, you’re my best friend and my soulmate. I can’t wait for forever together. Yes a million times over.”

In September, Kloss opened up about her engagement a bit more, telling Vogue:

“The proposal was romantic and sweet. We spent the weekend in upstate New York, just the two of us.”

Congratulations to the newlyweds!

But not to Karlie’s new brother-in-law.

That guy sucks so very much.


Princess Eugenie Marries Jack Brooksbank! See All the Pics!

They sure do, folks!

They really, really do!

On October 12, Princess Eugenie’s wedding to Jack Brooksbank exchanged vows at St George’s Chapel at Windsor Castle.

As is so often the case for these Royal Events, many big names turned out for the occasion, many of them wearing big hats and unique looks.

Who stood out? Who were we shocked to see in attendance? What did Eugenie choose for her gown?

The answers to these questions and a few others await!

Scroll down now!

1. They Sure Do, Alright!

They sure do alright
What a lovely wedding picture, right? Princess Eugenie is kissing Jack Brooksbank in this perfect photograph.

2. Princess Eugenie and Jack Brooksbank

Princess eugenie and jack brooksbank
Princess Eugenie and Jack Brooksbank have exchanged vows and are now in this thing for life. Good for them!

3. They’ve Been Pronounced!

Theyve been pronounced
Princess Eugenie of York brand new husband Jack Brooksbank emerge here from the West Door of St George’s Chapel, Windsor Castle.

4. With This Ring, They Are Wed

With this ring they are wed
Smiles all around! And for good reason! Princess Eugenie and Jack Brooksbank have pledged loyalty and love to each other in perpetuity.

5. Let’s Look at That Dress

Lets look at that dress
Go ahead and judge, folks. You know you want to. Here’s a look at Princess Eugenie in her wedding gown.

6. Excited Mother of the Bride

Excited mother of the bride
Sarah, Duchess of York, leaves the wedding of her daughter in this picture of the popular Royal.

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