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Woman Calls Police on McDonald’s Over Late Chicken Nuggets

Nobody likes to have to wait too long for their food, and fast food restaurants are supposed to live up to their names.

But most people don’t get so hangry that they feel the need to call the police.

McDonald’s chicken nuggets are a fan-favorite.

Sure, health nuts and vegans don’t especially care for them, but in general, people crave the flavorful little delights and their various dipping sauces.

But a woman in Waco, Texas apparently loves them too much.

According to Waco police Sergeant W. Patrick Swanton, a woman called 911 because her chicken nugget order had taken too long and was insufficiently cooked and she believed that she should receive them for free.

Police arrived as she was making the call — because employees had already called 911, reporting that the customer had become belligerent and confrontational.

Swanton’s post to the department’s Facebook page was fairly lighthearted:

“Yes it happens!! We actually had the chicken nugget call last night!”

He added a little more information.

“Officers called to a restaurant drive-thru because a customer was mad her nuggets didn’t get cooked quick enough and why she couldn’t get them for free.”

She got a refund but she did not get her nuggets for free.

On the plus side, she got to drive off instead of going to jail for causing a disturbance or abusing 911, so we’d say that she was pretty lucky.

McDonald’s is as famous for its selection of food as it is for its propensity for terrifying mascots.

It’s a popular enough chain to be involved in viral milkshake stories and actual news reports about car-driving 8-year-olds.

So we guess that it’s no real surprise that Sgt. Swanton referred to the McDonald’s calls as “the chicken nugget call.”

As in, it’s the sort of fabled nonsense that people call in to 911 all over the country, and it finally happened in Waco.

We’ve heard of that sort of thing with people furiously calling the police over late pizza deliveries — we’ve all felt that blend of fury and hunger, but most don’t lose their minds enough to actually dial 911.

So we guess that it’s no real surprise that it happens at McDonald’s from time to time.

But it is sad, though.

Like, people should be more responsible.

The employees probably should have made the nuggets faster and cooked them more thoroughly.

And the customer should definitely have acted more like a person and less like a hunger-induced tantrum.

In the not-so-distant future, it’s pretty likely that fast food places will be mostly or entirely automated.

Maybe then, customers can get their food at exactly the expected rate. Maybe even delivered by drones.

In the meantime, though, McDonald’s is run by humans and sometimes humans mess up, or work slowly, or are in the middle of cleaning the fryer right when you drive up.

That’s just how life works. Don’t lose your cool.


McDonald’s Introduces the Frork; The World Will Never Be the Same

When you think of McDonald's, there's a good chance that "cutting edge technology" isn't the first thing that comes to mind … but that's all about to change.

The great minds over there have managed to invent a brand new way to eat food with a new utensil they're calling a "frork."

The frork is essentially a fork, but the prongs are made of french fries. Ingenious, right?

Frorks will be available in limited supply on May 5th at participating locations, along with a new line of sandwiches.

And Twitter has absolutely no chill about any of it.

1. Behold, The Frork!

Behold the frork
Here’s the main attraction … brilliant, right?

2. Frork Puns!

Frork puns
Come on, you knew they were coming.

3. Things Take a Turn …

Things take a turn
“Your frork can go fruck itself”?! Could it be that not everyone is thrilled by this new innovation in fast food dining?

4. A Good Point …

A good point
When you think of it like this, it IS kind of confusing that McDonald’s would put so much thought into the frork when they can’t even manage to keep their ice cream machines working.

5. Not the Hi-C!

Not the hi c
In addition to the broken ice cream machines, McDonald’s recently announced the planned removal of Hi-C from their drink menu. What did Hi-C ever do to them?

6. Solid Question

Solid question
We assume that when you eat something with the frork, you eat it with a smile, some concentration, and a whole mess of shame.

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8-Year Old Boy Drives (Yes, Drives!) Little Sister to McDonald’s

Kids these days, huh?

They throw tantrums in front of The Queen… they steal The Pope’s hat… and they don’t believe the number four exists.

Oh, and they also steal their parents’ car and drive their little sister to McDonald’s because they crave some fast food.


At eight years old.

According to the Ohio Police Department, a young boy grabbed the keys to his family’s car after both his parents fell asleep this week.

He also grabbed his four-year old sister, who was totally down with eating some cheeseburgers, and used the lessons he had learned on YouTube to successfully drive all the way to his local McDonald’s.

Really, that may be the most amazing part of this hilarious story;

The child maintained the speed limit and executed a perfect left turn into the drive-thru lane, where he came to a stop at the window and actually placed his order.

“It was remarkable,” East Palestine Police Officer Jacob Koehler told Inside Edition on Wednesday.

“He got him and his sister to McDonald’s without hitting anything or running any red lights.”

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The unnamed eight-year old apparently took money from his piggy bank to finance the fast-food adventure.

According to The Morning Journal, employees at the restaurant thought they were victims of a prank when they saw the boy behind the wheel and then listened as he calmly asked for his food.

Police officers say they receiver two calls from pedestrians about a little boy driving a big van, Koehler explained.

The cops arrived at the McDonald’s around 8 p.m. Sunday, just as the boy was pulling up to the drive-thru window.

“He said he and his sister looked up how to drive on YouTube,” Koehler said. “They waited until mom fell asleep and grabbed her keys.”

Not wanting to actually place children of this age inside a cruiser, the police allowed the boy and his sister to wait inside the restaurant for their grandparents to pick them up and take them to the police station.

They gobbled down on a cheeseburger, chicken nuggets and fries during this time.

The parents then retrieved their kids from the station and no charges were filed in the incident.

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Still, Koehler remained most stunned that such a little boy was able to handle such a large vehicle.

“This was a one-ton work van,” the officer said. “This thing was huge.”

He added:

“I was expecting to get call after call about mailboxes being knocked over, stupid stuff like that. But he didn’t hit a single thing.”

We bet those burgers sure hit the spot, though!


As you can see immediately above, this is somehow only the second weirdest story about a trip to McDonald’s we’ve written about on the site.