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Farrah Abraham: I’d Totally Mess with My Daughter’s Face, But It’s Illegal!

How is Farrah Abraham so awful?

Serious question.

Does she try? She has to try, right?

Maybe she keeps a little diary in which she jots down any ideas she has about terrible things she can do that will get her some attention, that’s a possibility.

Or perhaps she’s smarter than we think she is, and she pretends to be completely incapable of using words as yet another way to get people to talk about her.

Let’s hope that one of those is the case, because if not, if she really is just that bad … well, there’s only so much faith we can lose in humanity, you know?

There are countless examples of Farrah’s revolting ways, but this week alone, she’s really outdone herself.

To start, she was officially charged with battery after that incident last month in which she got violent with a security guard at a hotel in Beverly Hills.

She was also charged with resisting arrest, because apparently you can’t tell police officers to go f-ck themselves without facing some consequences.

After that, she uploaded a video on Facebook in which she was heard trying to convince her poor daughter, Sophia, that it would be a funny prank to tell someone that her dog had died.

And then, just a day later, her dog actually died.

While that’s very sad, of course Farrah had to make it weird by filming a video of herself crying with Sophia over the dog’s body and uploading it to Instagram.

She made it even weirder by taking the dog’s remains to a taxidermist, and calling paparazzi so cameras would be around to catch that bizarre moment.

Like we said, she’s outdone herself this week.

And now, thanks to a new interview, she’s managed to make things even worse.

During the interview, Farrah brought up the topic of altering Sophia’s appearance — Sophia is nine years old, in case you’d forgotten.

“The only thing that Sophia has mentioned that she wanted was cosmetic dentistry, like I have,” she said.

Yep, Sophia, who likely still has some baby teeth, wants veneers, just like her mama!

She was asked about how old Sophia would have to be before she considered getting the veneers, and it really sounds like it it were up to Farrah, she’d already have them.

“It’s not really my eyes,” she explained, “it’s like health codes and what’s legal.”

“The law for that in Texas, where we move back and forth through, is I believe 16 for her to have her cosmetic dentistry done to her teeth.”

It’s interesting, because she could have very easily given an answer along the lines of “she can get them herself as soon as she turns 18.”

You know, a normal answer.

Instead, she admitted that she’s looked up the laws about getting cosmetic procedures done on a child.

And that’s … well, that’s something else.

Sophia was actually there during the interview, and she was asked if she wanted to be just like her mom when she grows up.

“Sophia’s gonna be better than her mom!” Farrah answered.

“Better than my mom,” Sophia echoed.

Thank goodness for that.

It’s just so alarming that Farrah actually seems to have thought about getting her daughter veneers — and possibly other procedures, considering that she said veneers were “the only thing” Sophia’s expressed interest in so far.

Then again, it really shouldn’t be. After all, this is the girl who tried waxing her daughter’s eyebrows when she was three years old

Later in the interview, Farrah was asked about the current state of her relationship with her mother, Debra Danielsen.

“You know what, we have the best relationship,” she answered. “I keep it comfortable with us for our safety and positivity.”

“My mom’s in her own space, and I am in mine, and it’s great.”

She also had one thing to say about her departure from Teen Mom OG — “Thank God.”

However, it sounds like she’s on the lookout for another reality show to take her own.

“I think reality TV loves me,” she said, “I always willl love reality TV.”

Bless her immodest little heart, she added “I’m so well-known and so great in that, but I also know after 10 years of doing something, it’s just natural progression to keep growing — producing, directing, screenwriting, filming.”

“I just want progression.”

If she wants progression in her career, why wouldn’t she want the same in her parenting skills?

Something to think about.

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Jenni Farley Talks Miscarriage: “I Was a F-cking Mess”

Gym, Tan, Laundry?

Maybe that was all the cast of Jersey Shore talked about its first time around.

But a lot has changed over the years, and these MTV stars got far deeper than we ever imagined was possible on Thursday night’s installment of their rebooted series.

Specifically, Jenni “JWoww” Farley and Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino opened up on this episode about Jersey Shore Season 4, which was filmed in Italy.

It aired throughout the summer and fall of 2011 — and Farley admits now that she was in no shape at all to be having her life filmed at all times by cable network cameras back then.

And why not?

Because she had very recently suffered a miscarriage.

“Three to four weeks before Italy, my grandmother passed and me and Roger [Mathews] actually lost a baby … not a lot of people know,” the 32-year old said on air last night.

She went on to detail the effect that such a trauma had on her psyche.

 “They put me on medication because of it because I couldn’t handle life,” Jenni said, expounding as follows:

“The medication – it was like Xanax, it would take me down. The downers would make me so groggy, then I would start taking uppers. I segued right into Italy.

“I was a f-cking mess.”

Man. We’re so very sorry to hear that.

Few life events are as devastating as a miscarriage.

Farley and husband Mathews eventually welcomed their first child, a daughter named Meilani Alexandra, in 2014.

Two years later, they welcomed a son named Greyson Valor.

Prior to Meilani entering the world, however, Farley wrote candidly on her blog that she actually thought she had suffered a miscarriage for a second time.

(The first miscarriage was unknown to the public at the time.)

“I went to the bathroom, I saw blood and panicked,” wrote Farley in early 2014, adding:

“So many thoughts were running through my head. I felt a loss like no other when I thought that I was no longer pregnant.

“I whispered it to Roger and for that whole ride we just stared straight ahead and didn’t say a word. I went to bed that night in Nashville praying it was just a thing that happens.”

Thankfully, she was right.

Everything was okay this time around.

Jersey Shore: Family Vacation premiered last Thursday evening, giving fans an update on what Jenni, Mike and others in their crew have been up to.

In many ways, things are the same:

There’s still plenty of drinking, partying and arguing taking place.

In other ways, however, nothing is the same, most notably because there are now actual kids in the picture… kids that belong to these reality stars!

Who would have thought?!?

To watch Jersey Shore online and to get caught up on the happenings surrounding JWOWW and company, press Play on the video below:

Editor’s Note:

We wish Farley the best and we’re so very sorry this happened to her.

We’re glad to hear that she has recovered from this tragedy and we think her two kids are SO cute!

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Wendy Williams Addresses Health Concerns: My Body Was a “Mess”

Wendy Williams doesn’t want your sympathy.

But she does want your attention.

The controversial talk show announced on February 21 that she would be taking a three-week leave of absence due to a diagnosis of Graves Disease.

This is an autoimmune disease that leads to a generalized overactivity of the thyroid gland and is the most common cause of hyperthyroidism in the United States.

It’s a pretty serious illness.

We aren’t very big fans of Williams because he entire career is predicated on tossing out one uneducated and cruel hot take after another…

… but we don’t wish any physical hard on her or anything.

We were glad to hear on Good Morning America today that she’s set to return to the air and is feeling better these days.

Being able to recuperate for those three weeks was the “best prescription ever,” Williams explained to Amy Roach, admitting that were “levels were way off” before this break and she could feel it.

This doesn’t mean Williams was thrilled to learn she had to take almost a month off of work, however.

“I cried and then I laughed,” she recalled of being informed of this news. “[I told the doctor,] ‘Are you out of your mind? It’s sweeps.'”

She quickly learned, though, that she was “very deficient of vitamin D,” the worst her physicians had even seen in fact, and really had no choice in the matter.

“There’s was just a mess going on inside my body,” she explained.

Armed with a renewed focus on her health, Williams also says she has learned some valuable lessons from this ordeal; both for her gender and for herself, personally:

“We, as women, particularly if we have families, you know, we’re taking care of children, we’re taking care of our home, our husbands, we take care of everybody but ourselves.

“I’m not doing that anymore, Amy. Wendy first!”

And despite appearing on national television to discuss her disease, Williams does NOT want anyone feeling sorry for her.

Not at all.

Not even a little bit.

“When I see you in the streets, the grocery store, don’t ask me with the woo-woo-woo and the the puppy eyes,” she said, making it clear she’s not here to host any pity parties and adding:

“Then I’m going to snap.”

Jerry O’Connell has been filling in as a guest host on Wendy’s absence, but Williams admits she’s only tuned him to see him in action on two occasions.

She says it was simply too painful because she wanted to be the one in the purple chair so badly.

“Wendy is a true champion and has never missed a day of work. But her health and well-being must be put before all else,” a rep for the show said via statement last month, adding:

“Wendy has been openly dealing with her Graves’ disease for many years in addition to hyperthyroidism.

“Yesterday, Wendy’s doctor prescribed a necessary three weeks of rest to get her levels and medication in sync.”

Now that time is over, however, and Williams can go back to saying really dumb and mean things.

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 8 Episode 8 Recap: Petty Mess

Dorit Kemsley is not a great singer. 

That much was revealed when The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 8 Episode 8 got underway. 

PK was still talking about his big birthday bash and confirmed that Boy George thought she was a terrible singer. 

Surprisingly, Dorit did not seem to care about what her husband was saying and continued with her day. 

If you watch The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills online, you will likely recall Dorit throwing a party and performing with Boy George as a gift to PK. 

You would think PK would have been nicer about the whole thing because his wife went above and beyond to make his day special. 

Dorit met up with Kyle Richard and Lisa Vanderpump, and they got talking about the lawsuit against Ken Todd. 

Lisa was quick to point out that that the lawsuit had been dropped, and all seemed right in the world. 

Then, Dorit let Kyle know she was mad that she got involved in everything that happened with Teddi. Dorit later claimed Lisa Vanderpump did not love Kyle the way Kyle loved her. 

It was an awkward scene, and Lisa was not impressed and subsequently made her exit from the situation because she was angry at the way things went down. 

Lisa dished in a confessional that she was upset at the way her supposed friends took no interest in the lawsuit being dropped. They are supposed to be her friends. 

Dorit then told Kyle that Vanderpump had told her things about her childhood, and Kyle was not amused because she felt like Vanderpump had betrayed her. 

There are reasons for keeping things on the down low from close friends, and it seemed bizarre that Kyle would turn on her friend that way. 

Later, Dorit, Kyle, Vanderpump and Erika Jayne made their way to Teddi’s beach house to have a little break from the outside world. 

Lisa was quick to bring up the whole lunch date that went awry. Dorit and Kyle countered that Lisa was only mad because the attention wasn’t on her. 

“If Dorit was sitting there crying, would you have gotten up and left?” Kyle asked Lisa as the argument intensified. 

“I don’t know,” Vanderpump admitted. 

It’s random that these two were even arguing in the first place, but at least they put their feuding aside before the night was over. 

Something tells us Dorit will continue to stir the pot. She didn’t mix it nearly enough at the beach house because it’s not like we got another argument between her and Teddi. 

Maybe that’s being saved for an upcoming episode, but the show needs some drama. You know times are tough when even Kyle and Lisa V are getting into petty arguments. 

It’s like the producers are trying everything to inject some life back into the show. The cast could be doing with a refresh, and that’s not to say Teddi should go. 

Teddi is the most down-to-earth housewife in the history of the series and does not seem to be as excited about wealth as her fellow cast members. 

Nothing is happening on the show anymore that’s worth talking about. Not even Lisa Vanderpump’s witty one-liners can save it at this stage. 

Maybe Brandi Glanville should re-join the cast, and we would have a show worth watching again. 

What do you think of the latest drama? Does the cast need to be revamped?

Hit the comments. 

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills continues Tuesdays on Bravo!

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Jessa Duggar’s House Is a Mess and Fans Love It

All of the Duggars work hard to project a wholesome public image, but the burden of “keeping up appearances” falls especially hard on the women of the family.

The expectation is not only that they’ll marry young and reproduce endlessly, but also that they’ll slide effortlessly into the role of docile and uncomplaining houswife.

For the most part, they’ve fallen in line with expectations, but even the Duggars aren’t immune to the times and the ways in which they’re a-changin’.

The consensus amongst fans seems to be that the most outward form of rebellion is obviously Jinger Duggar’s decision to wear pants in direct defiance of her family’s strict dress code.

Of course, there are some who believe that Jana Duggar’s refusal to marry just any old dude her parents set her up with is the ultimate middle finger to her upbringing.

But while Jinger and Jana may receive the most attention for asserting their independence, their sisters appear to be defying parental expectations in more subtle ways.

Take Jessa Duggar’s housekeeping for example:

Now mind you, we’re not engaging in any mess-shaming here. 

Jessa shared the above photo on her own Instagram page in order to prove a point about the demands of parenting and the importance of prioritizing.

“This is real life, y’all. 1.) 6+ loads of laundry piled on the guest bed… can we just take a moment to celebrate the fact that it’s CLEAN laundry,” Jessa captioned the pic.

Yes, it’s the little victories that count most in life.

In fact, we’re firm believers that if any of your laundry is clean, you’ve earned a lengthy nap.

Jessa went on to reveal several of the more uncleanly corners of her home via photos and descriptions.

(“Side table that probably hasn’t been dusted in at least 6 months. Henry’s dried spit up on my side of the bed, that I’ve slept on for who knows how many nights.”)

So what’s the purpose of revealing her sloppier side to fans?

Well, Jessa says she’s hoping to convey this simple message:

“Some of y’all may be thinking, ‘C’mon now, it only takes a few min to dust or wipe down a mirror…’ I know, it is so. My reminder today has been that the same is true of the needs of the little people in our lives,” she wrote.

“I might think ‘I don’t have time right now.’ But it only takes a few min… here and there.”

She added:

“Not trying to pit a clean house against interaction with kids– sometimes both are possible, tho often they do seem in opposition to one another.

“Just remember, whatever projects are pulling at your time and attention today, don’t forget to make time for the people around you. These are the memories that will last forever. “

If you’re like us, it may leave you feeling like you’re not alone.

Check out the gallery below for a full rundown of Jessa’s mess.

Oh, and as always, don’t forget to watch Counting On online to seek out more relatable imperfections from the Duggars.

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Beyonce: How DARE Amber Rose Mess with Me Right Now!

This is a beautiful time in Beyonce’s life. She’s due to give birth to her twins any minute now, she’s as beloved as ever …

And Amber Rose, of all people, had the nerve to try to rain on her parade.

Earlier this week, Amber tweeted a message that read “Hey @Beyonce I got a secret. I am Becky with the Short Hair. #iaintsorry #muvalemonade.”

She’s referring, of course, to Beyonce’s legendary Lemonade album, and her “Becky with the good hair” lyric — this Becky apparently being Jay Z’s alleged mistress.

After the album was released, fans went crazy trying to track down Becky. Fashion designer Rachel Roy was a suspect, as was Rita Ora.

But Amber here is saying that she’s the woman Jay Z had his rumored affair with … classy, right?

It really, really is not.

After the Beyhive came down hard on Amber, she deleted the tweet and made a strange video claiming that she’d been hacked, but she didn’t seem all that sincere about it.

If we had to guess, we’d say she felt the need to make a joke to get herself a bit of attention and it backfired.

And according to a source who spoke to Hollywood Life, Beyonce herself isn’t too thrilled by Amber’s antics.

The source claims that Beyonce is “furious” about the tweet because people keep asking her about it “and the timing is the worst.”

“She’s in her last trimester with the twins and not supposed to be having any kind of stress,” the insider explains, but “not she’s got to deal with people whispering” about her husband hooking up with Amber Rose.

“She’s trying to keep calm, but it’s upsetting. The last thing any wife wants is to picture their husband with another woman.”

“Beyonce hopes it was just a hack like Amber said,” the source continues, “but she doesn’t necessarily buy that excuse.”

“She thinks it was done for attention and that’s just shameful.”

Isn’t it though?

“Amber should know better,” the insider concludes, “she’s a mother too, it’s just a horrible thing to do.”

We’re with Beyonce — it really does seem like Amber is just doing this for attention. It wouldn’t be the first time she went out of her way to get people to talk about her.

There’s a small chance that she actually could be Becky. She did date Kanye back when he and Jay Z were close.

But let’s be real: what’s the most likely scenario here?

Do better, Amber.

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