Abby Lee Miller: Getting Out of Prison THIS Month?!

Recently, we got a rare glimpse of Abby Lee Miller in prison. She was smiling brightly, appears to have lost some weight, and was surrounded by a few Dance Moms stars who were willing to visit her.

Abby Lee Miller is claiming that she’s a totally changed woman. Changed for the better, to be clear. With new plans for when she gets out.

She’s also hinting at the chance of an early release date. If that happens, she could get out soon. As in, this month.

Last year, Abby Lee Miller was sentenced to spend a year and a day in prison. That’s 366 days, folks, because the courts don’t let you wriggle out of fraud charges just because you’re on a reality show.

(The Giudices could tell you that much)

She is spending her sentence in Victorville, California, which is a not-very-far drive from her home. Even for a nonviolent offender, that strikes some people as incredibly lenient for a woman who was convicted on the opposite side of the country.

Her Instagram account continues to update with posts (though most are innocuous and, though inmates are often allowed time online, a lot of older celebrities have professionals who run their social media).

One new photo, however, caught people’s attention.

That’s Abby in prison, folks.

If she looks thinner, don’t worry that Abby Lee Miller is starving without her gourmet food. She got gastric sleeve surgery shortly before reporting to prison last July, so the weight loss was expected.

In the now-deleted captions of her now-deleted post, Abby wrote:

“Sometimes in life you make mistakes. I trusted the wrong people and didn’t pay any attention to things I should of. I’m more than sorry for the mistakes I have made.”

In other words, she’s still only taking half-responsibility for what got her put in prison.

“My world flipped upside down when I had to enter prison. I did so with grace, the stories you read about me [being] a princess are untrue.”

She goes on to discuss how prison is really fun, actually.

“I have made friends with both inmates and staff, I’ve tried to better myself, participated in anything offered to me, and I am a better person for this experience.”

We’ll get to that line in a moment.

“All the press stories and speculation are not entirely correct however,”

Didn’t she just say that part? And then she hints at early release:

“I am feeling hopeful but no dates have been confirmed at this time.”

Finally, Abby writes:

“I am feeling great and ready to turn over a new leaf. thank you so much to everyone for your support especially my nearest and dearest I love you all (and yes this is me in prison).”

It’s great to hear that she’s a better person for this experience, though prison often has the opposite effect.

Then again, Abby Lee Miller became famous for traumatizing young girls on camera for a living. Some would point out that you can only go up from there.

Many people feel torn between sympathy and schadenfreude when it comes to Abby Lee Miller’s plight, but it’s always good to hear that someone is learning from an experience in order to become a better person.

So, you noticed how Abby was dropping that little nugget about early release while saying that nothing has been confirmed?

Entertainment Tonight reports that Abby Lee Miller may be released as early as February 20th. That’s this month. That’s less than three weeks, and significantly shy of July of 2018.

Still, nothing’s confirmed, and early release is never guaranteed.

Abby is reportedly eager to use her freedom to concentrate on her health, contemplating plastic surgeries and devoting more hours to “me time.”

We have to say that I’ll spend less time “helping” children and more time on myself isn’t what people usually say to convince people that they’ve changed for the better.

But most people aren’t Abby Lee Miller.


Jessica Miller: David Eason’s Sister Arrested For Assault! Did She Beat Up Jenelle Evans?!

Jessica Miller is the sister of Jenelle Evans’ husband, David Eason.

She’s never appeared on Teen Mom 2, and it seems she has little face-to-face contact with Jenelle.

Still, in the world of TM2 obsessives, Jessica is something of an icon, thanks to her stunning ability to match Ms. Evans in terms of violent insanity.

Jenelle and Jessica’s feuds are the stuff of legend, often spilling from one social media platform to another, as each attempts to publicly throw shade without the other one knowing.

It’s a thrilling game of cat and mouse, in which both the cat and the mouse accuse one another of being meth addicts.

Jessica accuses Jenelle of doing drugs while pregnant.

Jenelle accuses Jessica of driving while high and getting fired for stealing prescription painkillers from work.

We all look on in amazement and thank the heavens that our families are downright functional by comparison.

Unfortunately, it looks like the schaudenfreude might be coming to an end, as Jessica will likely be doing her best to keep her nose clean for the foreseeable future.

According to Starcasm, Jessica was arrested for assault over the weekend 

There’s no word on who Jessica may have assaulted, but it’s worth noting that she got into yet another Facbook fight with Jenelle the day before the arrest.

This time, Jenelle unequivocally initiated the spat, by posting this deranged “review” of Jessica’s t-shirt company:

“Fake business!!!!! This owner is psycho! She threatens people on a daily basis on social media saying she’s going to fight them and such.

“She also doesn’t own one piece of this clothing at all and uses an “art” app on her phone to copy and paste texts onto shirts without even testing them out herself.

“She tried stealing a logo from another company. I ordered a shirt a week ago and it’s still not here. I asked to be refunded and it’s taking forever! Really upset with this company! Never shopping here again. Maybe if the owner wasn’t on drugs this business would be ran properly.”

We don’t know what’s funnier–the fact that Jenelle has gone full-Trump and is now calling everything she doesn’t like “fake,” or the fact that tried to legitimize the whole thing by slipping an actual complaint about delivery time into unhinged psycho-screed.

Interestingly, an Instrgam follower recently asked Jessica why she’s never gotten into a physical altercation with Jenelle.

David’s sister had this to say in response:

“I came really close to it when i had to go to court with her and barbara over jace. I followed her into the bathroom and i told her what an ungrateful selfish little B she is but i kept my hands to myself bc she isnt worth jail time or my money in court costs! “

Perhaps tellingly, Jenelle hasn’t taken to Twitter to boast about Jessica’s arrest, as one might expect her to.

We’re not saying Jessica and Jenelle got into a fight, but we certainly wouldn’t be floored by that news.

We’ll keep you updated on the situation as more information becomes available.

In the meantime, watch Teen Mom 2 online to remind yourself of just what a brawler Jenelle is.

She’s not someone you wanna mess with…


Abby Lee Miller: Greetings from Prison! I Still Suck!

Abby Lee Miller has clearly not yet been rehabilitated.

The self-centered former Dance Moms host has not only shared an update of her life behind bars with fans…

… but she’s also shared a photo of herself and some inmates in prison.

Several months after she whined about the food she’ll have to eat in the clink, while also claiming she may be killed, Miller posted a lengthy caption on Instagram yesterday.

It shot down various Internet rumors; it bragged about her weight loss; and it made apparent that the choreographer/bully is yet to learn the concept of “personal responsibility.”

“Sometimes in life you make mistakes. I trusted the wrong people and didn’t pay any attention to things I should of,” said Miller to open her statement.

This has been a constant theme of the star’s ever since she pleaded guilty to bankruptcy fraud in 2016.

“I’m more than sorry for the mistakes I have made,” she said again here, but really we all know what she’s implying:

It wasn’t my fault!

Continued Miller:

“My world flipped upside down when I had to enter prison. I did so with grace, the stories you read about me been a princess are untrue.

“I have made friends with both inmates and staff, I’ve tried to better myself, participated in anything offered to me and I am a better person for this experience.”

Just a general note:

Any time someone goes out of his or her way to say he or she did something with “grace,” chances are they did not do so.

Miller has been sentenced to 366 days in the slammer for her role in a scheme that involved hiding her assets from the government.

She did not report a great deal of income she earned from various personal appearances, despite the law requiring her to do so.

After admitting to her culpability in court, Miller quit Dance Moms about a year ago in a classic Instagram rant, lashing out at producers for the way she was treated.

She has never come across as a very nice person.

“All the press stories and speculation are not entirely correct however, I am feeling hopeful but no dates have been confirmed at this time,” Miller wrote on Sunday, referring to rumors that she would be released early.

She added:

“I am feeling great and ready to turn over a new leaf thank you so much to everyone for your support especially my nearest and dearest I love you all.”

The 51-year old ex-Lifetime personality was sentenced in May 2017 for bankruptcy fraud, specifically for bringing $ 120,000 worth of Australian currency into the United States without reporting it.

She was also ordered to two years of supervised release and fined $ 40,000 along with a $ 120,000 judgment.

Miller began serving her time at the Victorville, California, federal prison in July.

If she is not granted an early release, she will be a free woman once again in July of this year.

Look for her to instantly try to cash in from her jail sentence at that time, granting many interviews and trying to get back on television in any way she can.

She really does suck a whole lot in our opinion.


T.J. Miller Accused of Sexual Assault; Actor Issues Firm Denial

Even if you don’t recognize the name T.J. Miller, you’re almost certainly familiar with the comic and actor’s work.

Star of the popular HBO sitcom Silicon Valley, Miller’s distinctive voice can be heard often, in everything from commercials to cartoons.

And now, his name has been added to the ever-growing list of powerful men in Hollywood who have been accused of sexual assault.

The Daily Beast has published an account by a woman whose name was not given due to fears of reprisal.

She says she dated Miller when they were both students at George Washington University in Washington.

The relationship reportedly ended following a violent sexual encounter that left the woman traumatized.

“He just tried a lot of things without asking me, and at no point asked me if I was all right,” she tells the outlet.

“He choke[d] me, and I kept staring at his face hoping he would see that I was afraid and [that he] would stop… I couldn’t say anything.”

The woman, who was referred to only as “Sarah” in the piece, says Miller punched her in the face during the encounter, bloodying her lip and breaking a tooth.

Others who attended GWU with Sarah and Miller have come forward to corroborate her account, revealing that the allegations against the actor were common knowledge on campus.

“I attended George Washington University for undergraduate studies from 2000 until December 2003… I had a romantic relationship with [this] woman, who spoke with me about T.J. Miller sexually assaulting her,” attorney Matt Lord wrote in a statement issued to The Daily Beast.

“At the time I believed the statements she made regarding the assault by Mr. Miller, and I continue to believe the statements she made are true.”

Lord added:

“She was engaged in student conduct proceedings regarding the sexual assault, and I remember the emotional toll that the assault and the subsequent conduct hearings placed on her.”

Anonymous sources who have worked with Miller claim the actor has a history of dismissing the allegations by making light of them.

Many believe that it’s for this reason that prominent female comics and actresses have declined to work with Miller.

T.J. and wife Kate Miller issued a statement today in which they denied the allegations and attempted to discredit the accuser.

This is the couple’s statement (which was posted alongside the photo below on Kate’s Instagram page) in its entirety:

“We met this woman over a decade ago while studying together in college, she attempted to break us up back then by plotting for over a year before making contradictory claims and accusations.

“She attempted to discredit both of our voices and use us against one another by trying to portray Kate to be a continuous abuse victim of T.J. (further efforts to hurt the two of us).

“She was asked to leave our university comedy group because of worrisome and disturbing behavior, which angered her immensely, she then became fixated on our relationship, and began telling people around campus “I’m going to destroy them” & “I’m going to ruin him.

“We are confident that a full consideration of accounts from and since that time will shed light and clarity on the true nature of not only this person’s character, but also on the real facts of the matter. (See the e-mails referenced).

“We stand together in stating this is nothing more than an unfortunate resurgence of her lies designed to wreak havoc on two happily married people in the public eye.”

We’ll have further updates on this developing story as more information becomes available.