Tyga to Kylie Jenner: I Miss You So Much! Let Me Deliver Your Baby!

How weird would it be to be Tyga right now?

Well, it would always be weird to be Tyga, but let’s focus on one issue at a time.

Just imagine: you’re a somewhat successful rapper who somehow found himself dating a much younger, much more famous reality star.

This goes on for years, even though your ex-girlfriend began dating your new girlfriend’s brother, and even though literally everyone thinks you’re creepy for getting with her when she was so young.

You break up, you get back together. This happens several times.

Eventually a breakup manages to stick, and you and your girl finally go your separate ways.

Shortly after that, she begins dating someone else — another kind of all right rapper, even.

And shortly after that — very shortly, to be specific — she gets pregnant.

It’s a sketchy, uncomfortable little story, but that’s what Tyga is going through right now. It’s very fitting, because Tyga himself is so sketchy and uncomfortable.

Since the news of Kylie Jenner’s pregnancy broke back in September, we’ve heard multiple reports about how Tyga is supposedly handling it all.

Most of those reports discuss how much he regrets losing her, and how desperate he is to get her back, and this report we’re going to discuss today is no different.

Though it is quite a bit creepier.

Seriously, brace yourself, because this could possibly be the cringiest thing we’ve ever heard about Tyga, which is obviously saying a lot.

A source spoke about the situation to Hollywood Life, and claimed that “Tyga wants to be in the delivery room with Kylie, supporting her as she gives birth to her baby.”

… Come again?

Why would that ever happen? In what scenario would that be a logical chain of events?

“Tyga continues to be in contact with Kylie and sends her text messages irregularly, whenever he feels lonely, which is all the time,” the source added.

“Tyga misses Kylie and likes to maintain his connection to the woman he loved for years. Kylie appreciates him checking up on her, it is a nice reminder that he still cares.”

Right. Totally normal and appropriate.

This insider revealed that since her due date is coming up soon, “Tyga made it clear to Kylie that he would love to be there for her, to help support her during her big day.”

Because, believe it or not, “He still loves her and feels that should be his baby.”

OK, but … it’s not his baby? The baby has a father, and his name is Travis Scott, so it kind of feels like regardless of Tyga’s feelings, he should be the one in the delivery room.

But the thing is that “Tyga knows that Travis is often on the road, so he told Kylie that, while he respects her new relationship, is Travis can’t be there on her big day, he would love to fill in.”

It makes sense — what woman wouldn’t want her ex-boyfriend in the delivery room with her as she welcomes a child into this world?

Oh, all of them? Literally every single woman wouldn’t be cool with that?

Come on, Tyga. You can be a little more chill than this.


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Kylie Jenner: I Miss My Hot Body!

Kylie Jenner does not have a pregnancy glow.

Quite the opposite, in fact.

According to a new report, Kylie Jenner has a pregnancy “Oh, no.”

The 20-year old didn’t plan to welcome a child early next year, let’s be honest.

There’s just no way she purposefully had unprotected sex with Travis Scott in the hopes his sperm would fertilize her eggs and a baby would start growing in her womb.

We simply can’t imagine this is the case.

In response to the pregnancy, Jenner has said… absolutely nothing.

She is yet to confirm the news, although a quick glance through Jenner’s Instagram page is almost the only confirmation we need.

This is someone who literally has made a living by taking most of her clothes off, earning millions upon millions of social media followers by posing in the following manner:

But she can’t do this any more.

We mean, she can.

She certainly could flaunt her baby bump and/or her pregnancy curves, but multiple reports have claimed Kylie thinks she’s ugly.

She’s actually ashamed of her what the life inside of her is making her look like on the outside – and has therefore resorted to sharing almost only close-ups of her face.

Or she’s gotten really desperate and shared nude photos… from 2015.

Along these lines, an insider tells Hollywood Life that Jenner can’t wait to give birth.

In order to meet her precious bundle of joy? Not quite.

“Kylie can’t wait till she gets her pre-pregnancy body back and she can start posting sexy bikini shots on social media again,” this source claims, adding that Kylie miserable at the moment:

“She can’t help but feel she’s missing out on life somehow. Being pregnant has definitely been way harder than Kylie imagined it would be.

“She’s literally counting down the days till the baby arrives and she get back out in the spotlight again.”

That’s sad, don’t you think?

Jenner should be appreciating this special time in her life, even if it was unplanned.

And she definitely should NOT be planning on fleeing the country to get weight loss surgery as soon as she becomes a mother; that’s just a terrible idea.

Rumor has it that Jenner is expecting a daughter.

We think she’ll be born some time this spring, but we can only guess because the Kardashians are remaining mum about both her pregnancy and that of Khloe.

It’s very unlike them.

It makes us wonder what they have planned when the times does come to makes these announcements.

Until they do so once and for all, we’ll be forced to ask the question that gets delved into below:

Could Kylie be FAKING her pregnancy?!?

Consider all this possible evidence…


Miss Universe 2018: We Have a Winner!

Move over, Meghan Markle.

You aren’t the only beauty who will forever now be associated with wearing a tiara.

On the heels of the exciting Markle and Prince Harry engagement news, the annual Miss Universe Pageant aired live from Las Vegas on Sunday night.

At the outset of the sexist competition (seriously, how do events such as this still exist in 2017?!?), 92 women were on stage, set to strut their stuff and answer dumb questions in hopes of earning the ultimate honor.

In the end, however, only one could be crowned champion.

And that one was Miss South Africa, Demi-Leigh Nel-Peters!

The holder of a business management degree, Nel-Peters knocked off runner-up Miss Colombia Laura Gonzalez and third place finisher Miss Jamaica Davina Bennett to claim the crown.

Shortly after it was placed on her head, the new Miss Universe was asked to comment on sexual harassment, considering the accusations swirling around Hollywood these days.

Replied the 22-year old:

“If women take hands and stand together, we are unbreakable and we can say no to the things that are wrong in the workplace, at home or wherever you might go.”

(Perhaps women can also take hands and stand together against a competition that pits them against each other in categories such as Swimsuit Wearing and Evening Gown Donning.)

Three days of preliminary interviews and judging took place before the broadcast yesterday.

Nearly as soon as Miss Universe went live last night, 16 semi finalists and then the final Top 10 were announced.

These women, naturally, then went on to compete in swimwear, evening gown, final question and final look rounds.

At one point, host Steve Harvey asked the eventual winner:

“What quality in yourself are you most proud of and how will you apply that quality to your time as Miss Universe?”

This is how Nel-Peters responded:

As Miss Universe you have to be confident in who you are as an individual. And Miss Universe is a woman that has overcome many fears and by that she is able to help other women to overconme their fears.

She is a woman that nothing is ever too much to ask for and I think that is exactly who I am.

Referencing his famous gaffe in 2015, when he read the wrong name as champion, Harvey poked fun at himself when the climactic moment arrived.

“Be afraid. Be very afraid,” he told the remaining contestants prior to crowning Demi-Leigh Nel-Peters.

Nel-Peters hails from the South African coastal community of Sedgefield in the Western Cape province.

She helped develop a program to train women in self defense after she was robbed at gunpoint a month after she was crowned as Miss South Africa.

After waving to the crowd and accepting the honor, Miss Universe said she has a number of causes on which she hopes to focus.

“HIV/AIDS is a very big problem in my country South Africa, so I hope to stand as an advocate for that,” she cited as an example.

Nel-Peters also earned a year-long salary and a luxury apartment in New York City for the duration of her reign, along with other prizes.

This is a very dumb and insulting event that really ought to be canceled.

But that doesn’t mean we aren’t happy for Nel-Peters.

Long may she wave!


Miss Texas Needs Just 15 Seconds to Destroy Donald Trump

On Sunday night, Cara Mund was crowned Miss America.

She became the first North Dakota representative to ever take home this title and she was clearly the night's biggest winner.

But Margana Wood wasn't far behind.

The winner of this year's Miss Texas tiara, Wood was asked on stage about President Donald Trump’s response to white supremacist violence in Charlottesville, Virginia, last month… when he said there were “very fine people on both sides.”

The Commander-in-Chief was strongly criticized on both sides of the aisle for this insensitive, stupid, false and racist remark.

Given 20 seconds to formulate a response to this question, Wood needed only 15.

And here is what she said:

I think that the white supremacist issue, it was very obvious, that it was a terrorist attack.

And I think that President Donald Trump should’ve made a statement earlier addressing the fact, and in making sure all Americans feel safe in this country.

That is the number one issue right now.

For whatever it's worth, Wood is from Texas, remember. That's a very conservative state.

As Miss Texas, she has referred to her platform “You Belong” and spoken out against bullying, while also calling in general for equality and inclusion.

So she's like the anti-Donald Trump in pretty much every way.

"When Miss Texas gives a more concise answer about Charlottesville than the President…" one Twitter user wrote, as another echoed:

"Miss Texas just gave a stronger answer on White Supremacists than the President of the United States."

Wood finished as the fourth runner-up at the pageant, but Mund also took a few seconds to slam Trump on a different topic.

"I do believe it's a bad decision," she said of the President's choice to take America out of the Paris Agreement on climate, adding:

"Once we reject that, we take ourselves out of the negotiation table and that's something that we really need to keep in mind.

"There is evidence that climate change is existing, so whether you believe it or not, we need to be at that table, and I think it's just a bad decision on behalf of the United States."


Miss texas needs just 15 seconds to destroy donald trump