Khloe Kardashian Baby Name: Explained, Mocked to Death

Will the truth set Khloe Kardashian free?

We'll soon find out.

But four days after giving birth to her first child, Khloe Kardashian announced that the child's name is True.

Yes, True

True Thompson, to be exact, after her cheating and lying father.

How did Khloe (and Tristan, we guess) arrive at this decision? And what does social media think of it?

You may be surprised by the answer to this first question… and not surprised at all by the second answer.

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1. The Truth is Out There

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Officially, this was made true on April 12, when Khloe gave birth to her first child, a daughter with controversial baby daddy Tristan Thompson.

2. Why is He Controversial?

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Are you really asking that? Numerous reports, some replete with surveillance footage, have revealed that Thompson cheated on Khloe multiple times throughout her pregnancy. He has not denied this.

3. The Poor Kid, Right?

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This was the main sentiment around the Internet after Thompson’s actions were made public. But then it got even worse, after Khloe announced her child’s name…


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Yes, True Thompson is the name. Kardashian made this announcement as a caption to the above image, writing on April 16: “Our little girl, True Thompson, has completely stolen our hearts and we are overwhelmed with LOVE. Such a blessing to welcome this angel into the family! Mommy and Daddy loooooove you True!”

5. What’s in a Name?

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Who the heck knows when it comes to the Kardashians? True now joins cousins Chicago, North, Saint, Reign and Stormi in a family full of cute kids… who may want to come up with their own nicknames in the near future.

6. Where Did This One Come From?

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Kris Jenner actually revealed the original of the unusual first name on Instagram, writing this as a caption to the above picture: “I’m so excited to welcome my precious little granddaughter True!!! FUN FACT… my Grandfather’s name on my Dad’s side was True Otis Houghton….my Dad’s name was Robert True Houghton…so i am so excited Khloe named her daughter True!!! #lovebug #familytradition #family @true.”

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Tom Brady Goes OFF On Radio Host Who Mocked His Daughter

In just six days, the New England Patriots will face off against the Philadelphia Eagles in what may well prove to be one of the most lopsided Super Bowls in NFL history.

Between his team’s obnoxious dominance of the AFC, his history of shrugging off cheating allegations, and a haircut that makes him look like a guy who would happily park his Lamborghini in a handicapped space, it’s not hard to see why Pats QB Tom Brady is so widely despised.

But even when doling out some well-deserved trash talk to Tom Terrific, it’s important to observe Mafia rules:

You have to leave the man’s wife and children out of it, and you can only put a severed horse head in his bed if you’re a vengeance-seeking Colts fan.

Unfortunately, a co-host of a Boston radio show failed to adhere to that code of conduct, which means he’ll soon be “deflated” by Brady’s team of “equipment managers.”

(That means he’ll be stabbed repeatedly.)

Now, being a member of the Boston sports media means publicly fellating misters Brady, Belichick, and Kraft in hopes that one day Bill Simmons will offer you a job ghost-writing his 14,000-word listicles cataloging the most underrated quotes from The Wire.

WEEI host Alex Reimer broke the rules in a big way last week by referring to Brady’s daughter as a “an annoying little pissant.”

The comment was made in response to a scene in the hagiographic documentary Tom Against Time, which apparently features a scene in which Brady’s daughter behaves in a way that Reimer deemed unacceptable.

Brady is a weekly guest on Reimer’s show (talk about biting the injured throwing hand that feeds you) and needless to say, this morning’s interview was a mite tense:

“I’ve tried to come on this show for many years and showed you guys a lot of respect,” Brady said Monday before abruptly ending the conversation.

“I’ve always tried and come on and do a good job for you guys. It’s very disappointing when you hear that, certainly. My daughter, or any child, certainly don’t deserve that,” he added.

“I really don’t have much to say about it this morning.”

We kid Tom, but in all seriousness, it’s beyond uncool to talk trash a public figure’s kid.

Besides, this is Tom Brady we’re talking about.

Despite his many accomplishments and rugged good looks, the guy’s life is a treasure trove of shade-throwing possibilities.

How about the allegations that he banged Ivanka Trump?

Or the fact that Tom keeps trying and failing to convince the press that he’s not friends with Floyd Mayweather because his wife is understandably less than thrilled by the fact that he hangs with convicted wife beaters?

Or better yet, why not just be good sports and hope that Brady gets repeatedly pounded into the turf and humiliated in front of the world’s largest television audience on Sunday?


Vicki Gunvalson Mocked for Illness by Frenemies: She’s Just Dramatic!

Why are they like this?

A number of the cast members on The Real Housewives of Orange County can be real pieces of work, and Vicki Gunvalson is no exception. But nobody deserves to be mocked for being sick.

In trying to poke fun at their frenemy for her malady, Tamra Judge, Shannon Beador, and Meghan Edmonds mostly just revealed their ignorance and insensitivity for the whole world to see. Again.

If you read our latest The Real Housewives of Orange County recap, you know that in addition to talk of forgiving Kelly and some of the usual factional talk, there was a lot of talk about health.

Well … a lot of that was about plastic surgery, but not all of it.

One small portion of the episode involved Vicki Gunvalson informing her frenemies that she was sick.

Specifically, she announced that she had Influenza B.

This announcement triggered a flurry of insults as Tamra, Shannon, and Meghan jumped at the chance to ridicule Vicki.

Tamra, of course, resents Vicki for spreading gay rumors about her husband.

Shannon Beador blamed Vicki Gunvalson for making her fat, and Vicki’s shared some nasty rumors about her marriage, as well.

Meghan Edmonds asked: “How does she know what letter it is? … She got tested because she thought it was C or A? “

A lot of rich people, particularly those who are older, have great insurance and don’t mind copays and would rather know what’s wrong with them than just suffer through it.

And, oh by the way, Vicki — like the rest of her castmates — isn’t as young as she used to be.

Illnesses can get more serious as you age.

But Meghan continued. “Like why do you get it tested? All you do is you deal with it and you get better.”

Look, that’s how most of us deal with getting sick.

(Honestly, even if I had the resources of a Real Housewife, I would still probably just stay in bed with blankets and broth)

But it’s usually considered the smart thing to:

-go to the doctor

-get tested

-get official medical advice and get medication either recommended or prescribed to suit your precise needs

Tamra Judge, who hasn’t been anything close to a friend of Vicki’s for a long, long time, keeps the criticism going.

“She’s very dramatic.”

Yes … literally all of them are, or they wouldn’t be on a Real Housewives show.

But unless there was some off-camera lamenting on Vicki’s part that this flu was going to be the end of her, her dramatic tendencies aren’t relevant.

But Meghan Edmonds continued:

“The text is going to say ‘I’m dramatic as f–k and I have to make it as bad as it can possibly sound, so I’m going to put a letter next to influenza.'”

Shannon Beador does her best to “burn” Vicki under the circumstances:

“She’s not Vicki anymore. Her name is ‘victim.'”

Uh … nice try, Shannon.

Look, we’re not the sort to rush to Vicki’s defense, but these three were making total asses of themselves and we’re not going to pretend that they weren’t.

Unlike Influenza A, which tends to strike during the winter months, Influenza B can infect people and cause them to develop flu symptoms throughout the year.

Most of us think of the flu as an inconvenience, but Influenza B specifically is acknowledges as a potentially fatal disease that claims lives all around the globe every single year.

And that’s despite a slower mutation rate than Influenza A (which means that Influenza B has a harder time adapting)

If you’re still wondering why, aside from idle curiosity or even just being specific, it matters that Vicki Gunvalson got Influenza B …

… Influenza B can have a particularly harsh impact on children and adolescents.

Knowing that she has Influenza B might cause her to avoid contact with children even more carefully.

And, again, knowing exactly what makes you sick shouldn’t be mocked.

It’s just useful information.

Sometimes when you reach too hard for a way to put down someone else, you just look like a fool.