Khloe Kardashian Baby Name: Explained, Mocked to Death

Will the truth set Khloe Kardashian free?

We'll soon find out.

But four days after giving birth to her first child, Khloe Kardashian announced that the child's name is True.

Yes, True

True Thompson, to be exact, after her cheating and lying father.

How did Khloe (and Tristan, we guess) arrive at this decision? And what does social media think of it?

You may be surprised by the answer to this first question… and not surprised at all by the second answer.

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1. The Truth is Out There

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Officially, this was made true on April 12, when Khloe gave birth to her first child, a daughter with controversial baby daddy Tristan Thompson.

2. Why is He Controversial?

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Are you really asking that? Numerous reports, some replete with surveillance footage, have revealed that Thompson cheated on Khloe multiple times throughout her pregnancy. He has not denied this.

3. The Poor Kid, Right?

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This was the main sentiment around the Internet after Thompson’s actions were made public. But then it got even worse, after Khloe announced her child’s name…


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Yes, True Thompson is the name. Kardashian made this announcement as a caption to the above image, writing on April 16: “Our little girl, True Thompson, has completely stolen our hearts and we are overwhelmed with LOVE. Such a blessing to welcome this angel into the family! Mommy and Daddy loooooove you True!”

5. What’s in a Name?

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Who the heck knows when it comes to the Kardashians? True now joins cousins Chicago, North, Saint, Reign and Stormi in a family full of cute kids… who may want to come up with their own nicknames in the near future.

6. Where Did This One Come From?

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Kris Jenner actually revealed the original of the unusual first name on Instagram, writing this as a caption to the above picture: “I’m so excited to welcome my precious little granddaughter True!!! FUN FACT… my Grandfather’s name on my Dad’s side was True Otis Houghton….my Dad’s name was Robert True Houghton…so i am so excited Khloe named her daughter True!!! #lovebug #familytradition #family @true.”

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Tom Brady Goes OFF On Radio Host Who Mocked His Daughter

In just six days, the New England Patriots will face off against the Philadelphia Eagles in what may well prove to be one of the most lopsided Super Bowls in NFL history.

Between his team’s obnoxious dominance of the AFC, his history of shrugging off cheating allegations, and a haircut that makes him look like a guy who would happily park his Lamborghini in a handicapped space, it’s not hard to see why Pats QB Tom Brady is so widely despised.

But even when doling out some well-deserved trash talk to Tom Terrific, it’s important to observe Mafia rules:

You have to leave the man’s wife and children out of it, and you can only put a severed horse head in his bed if you’re a vengeance-seeking Colts fan.

Unfortunately, a co-host of a Boston radio show failed to adhere to that code of conduct, which means he’ll soon be “deflated” by Brady’s team of “equipment managers.”

(That means he’ll be stabbed repeatedly.)

Now, being a member of the Boston sports media means publicly fellating misters Brady, Belichick, and Kraft in hopes that one day Bill Simmons will offer you a job ghost-writing his 14,000-word listicles cataloging the most underrated quotes from The Wire.

WEEI host Alex Reimer broke the rules in a big way last week by referring to Brady’s daughter as a “an annoying little pissant.”

The comment was made in response to a scene in the hagiographic documentary Tom Against Time, which apparently features a scene in which Brady’s daughter behaves in a way that Reimer deemed unacceptable.

Brady is a weekly guest on Reimer’s show (talk about biting the injured throwing hand that feeds you) and needless to say, this morning’s interview was a mite tense:

“I’ve tried to come on this show for many years and showed you guys a lot of respect,” Brady said Monday before abruptly ending the conversation.

“I’ve always tried and come on and do a good job for you guys. It’s very disappointing when you hear that, certainly. My daughter, or any child, certainly don’t deserve that,” he added.

“I really don’t have much to say about it this morning.”

We kid Tom, but in all seriousness, it’s beyond uncool to talk trash a public figure’s kid.

Besides, this is Tom Brady we’re talking about.

Despite his many accomplishments and rugged good looks, the guy’s life is a treasure trove of shade-throwing possibilities.

How about the allegations that he banged Ivanka Trump?

Or the fact that Tom keeps trying and failing to convince the press that he’s not friends with Floyd Mayweather because his wife is understandably less than thrilled by the fact that he hangs with convicted wife beaters?

Or better yet, why not just be good sports and hope that Brady gets repeatedly pounded into the turf and humiliated in front of the world’s largest television audience on Sunday?