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Donald Trump Jr. Mocks Male Lingerie as Indictment Rumors Swirl

You would think that Donald Trump, Jr. would have bigger things on his mind, like his rumored engagement to Kimberly Guilfoyle or the mounting likelihood that he will be indicted.

Instead, he seems preoccupied by what kind of underwear other men are wearing.

We’re not kidding — he’s actually tweeting about it.

Okay, so this is what happened.

HommeMystere is a lingerie brand based in Queensland, Australia.

Their products include lacy undergarments designed specifically for men

The Daily Mirror ran a story on the products, discussing how some straight men wear those clothes in the bedroom with their wives or girlfriends.

Instead of just noting that the product exists like a normal person, Don Jr. decided to discuss it with his Twitter followers.

Donald Trump Jr lingerie tweet

“Maybe on Halloween or if you lose a bet really badly…” Don Jr.’s tweet reads, suggesting when he thought that such attire would be appropriate.

(Lingerie on its own is not normally considered an appropriate Halloween outfit. Just a friendly PSA)

“Ah who am I kidding,” he continues. “Not even then.”

He then asks a strange question: “Who is pushing this garbage?”

In real life, we know that the product exists because there’s a market for it. We know that Don Jr. is no business expert, but surely he understands that people create goods to sell to customers.

We’re never going to accuse Don Jr. of being some sort of master strategist, but it may be that this tweet is his version of a calculated move.

A lot of Trump’s base, rather than focusing on his lack of accomplishments, instead focuses on what they view as the alternative to Trump.

In the minds of many parts of his base, Trump is mostly just a symbol of very hardline definitions of masculinity and identity.

If he aimed to rile up Trump’s most ardent, insecure supporters, then he was successful.

“Of course it is!” one of his followers tweeted. “Nothing like a bit of deliberate identity-eroding agenda pushing in the MSM these days…every day. S–t like this is why [Trump] won.”

He might feel pressured to remind his base what the alleged alternative to his father is because, well, Don Jr. might get indicted soon.

Manafort was convicted on 8 counts. Michael Cohen flipped on Trump and agreed to a plea deal that includes prison time.

As more and more people in Trump’s orbit are targets of Mueller’s investigation, rumors swirl that Don Jr. may be one of the next dominoes to fall.

Is he afraid that he’ll face consequences for his actions for the first time in his life?

Some wonder if he is even aware of that he is in the crosshairs of justice. Others think that all of this speculation about “who’s next” is just wishful thinking.

Don Jr. being a jerk about what other people do in the bedroom is pretty standard for him. The rotten apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

It sounds like, if Kimberly Guilfoyle secretly harbors a kink of seeing her man all dolled up in lace, she’ll be sorely disappointed.

Or maybe not — if someone like Don Jr. were to do anything of the sort, he might feel a need to … what’s the opposite of virtue signaling? Malice signaling? … mock it online.

(Like your friend who says “who likes that kink” very loudly on social media and then, six months later, confides in you that they, in fact, like that kink)

But whatever Don Jr. does in the privacy of his bedroom is none of our business.

But if what he does is illegal, then it may become Robert Mueller’s business in the not-so-distant future.

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Jax Taylor Degrades Younes Bendjima with Gym Selfie, Mocks Him for Slumming It!

Barely over a week ago, Younes Bendjima and Kourtney Kardashian broke up — and it was ugly.

Now, Younes is no longer her boyfriend or boy toy. He’s just another young hottie trying to make it.

Vanderpump Rules star Jax Taylor spotted him “slumming it,” and couldn’t resist rubbing a little salt into the wound.

Jax Taylor bumped in to none other than Younes Bendjima at the gym. 

At least, he noticed that Kourt’s very recent ex was also there, keeping his body in model shape.

(A lot of celebrities end up using the same gyms — a lot of regular, run-of-the-mill L.A. residents use those gyms, too)

Jax, however, was not in the mood to follow any sort of bro code or minor celebrity solidarity.

In fact, he whipped out his phone and snapped a mirror selfie — one that included Younes in the mix.

Jax Taylor Shades Younes Bendjima

Jax added in a caption to needle Younes.

“When kourtney kardashain dumps you, ” Jax wrote. “And you have to slum it like the rest of us at a normal gym.”

It sounds like Jax does not think much of Younes’ recent lifestyle of being Kourtney’s kept man for two years.

“No more [Fiji] diamond water either,” Jax teased. “Got to drink that smart water now.”

That’s right — he even made fun of Younes’ water bottle.

Some might point out that Jax is being a little hypocritical.

First of all, though Younes swears he never cheated on Kourtney, it’s believed that cheating accusations are central to their split.

If Jax thinks that this makes Younes the bad guy … well, Jax has zero room to talk.

Second of all, Jax has an estimated net worth of $ 500,000 — and some believe him to be the wealthiest non-Lisa star of Vanderpump Rules.

A reality star worth a half-million doesn’t really qualify as “the rest of us.”

And we’re guessing that any gym that he might attend wouldn’t qualify as a slum.

“They really want me to be the bad guy,” Younes has commented on social media.

“F–k your Hollywood bullsh-t,” Younes wrote, lamenting that a person “cant have fun with your friends no more.”

Younes’ commentary even took an accusatory tone, asking: “dailymail Where are my 12 other friendssss? Nice catch tho.”

“Once again you guys failed,” Younes proclaimed. “I’m not attached to this ‘life’ so you can’t touch me.”

“I know who I am where I’m from and where I’m going and that bothers you,” Younes declared. “Only one opinion matter the one of my lord. Have a wonderful day.”

We’re not sure exactly why Jax decided to potentially start a beef with Younes.

But it’s clear that he wanted to roast the erstwhile boy toy and didn’t really care who knew.

Younes doesn’t really come across as a loser in this narrative. It looks like he’s still living a decent lifestyle.

And, unless Kourtney (or, more likely, Kris) decides to blackball him in the industry, Younes has plenty of exposure to boost his modeling career.

Plus, Younes might write a tell-all book. That would be one way to cash in — but it would also be the way to guarantee that Kourtney never takes him back.

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50 Cent Mocks Terry Crews for His Sexual Assault

Late last year, Terry Crews reported his own sexual assault to the LAPD. This week, he testified about it before Congress in support of the Sexual Assault Survivors Bill of Rights Act.

Unfortunately, the courage that he has demonstrated in coming forward has opened him up to ridicule from people who think that the story of his sexual assault is funny.

50 Cent shared multiple shameful, now-deleted posts in which he attempts to ridicule Crews.

Fiddy

In one of the now-deleted Instagram posts, 50 Cent shared a pair of images of Terry Crews.

The top one said "I was rape. My wife just watched." The display of Crews' muscles is meant to be juxtaposition for those words.

The bottom one features Crews with a rose clenched horizontally in his teeth, and is captioned "gym time."

50 Cent added his own commentary, writing: "LOL What the f–k is going on out here man? Terry: I froze in fear, they would have had to take me to jail."

Like just about every post he writes, 50 Cent ended his caption with "get the strap," a bizarre catchphrase that means to escalate a situation in response to hostility.

50 cent mocks terry crews

In another, more bizarre post, a photo of Terry Crews is captioned: "I am a boy."

"LOL. GET THE F–K OUTTA HERE," 50 Cent writes. "You not doing this to me. LOL"

He then writes, as always, "get the strap."

This post has also been deleted.

That deletion is for the best.

50 cent mocks terry crews on ig

On top of everything else, many noticed that Russell Simmons left a laughing emoji response.

Russell Simmons faces multiple sexual assault allegations and has stepped down from his former position.

It is sickening to see anyone mock someone who has been courageous enough to come forward and share their story of being groped with the world.

There is an added layer of nausea when someone accused of effectively kidnapping younger women after gaining their trust, of allegedly raping them, joins in on the "joke."

Simmons is notably close friends with Adam Vanit, the man who allegedly assaulted Crews. Water, some have remarked about their friendship, will always find its level.

In case you ever wonder why so many people don't come forward about their experiences with sexual assault, this kind of thing is why.

Terry crews in scarlet

Terry Crews has been asked why, when talent agent Adam Venit allegedly fondled his genitals, he did not use violence to stop the assault.

"As a black man in America, you only have a few shots at success… I have seen many, many young black men who were provoked into violence. And they were imprisoned or they were killed. And they’re not here."

Crews knew that if he used physical force, he would be arrested for assault. His children would lose their father.

Instead, he is still spending money, but not as a defendant.

People mocking him for showing thoughtfulness are sending a message to untold millions of present and future survivors of sexual assault that they, too, will face ridicule if they come forward.

It is a heinous thing.

50 cent in a cap

Speaking to TMZ, Terry Crews took the high road when asked about 50 Cent's social media posts.

"I love 50 Cent, man," Crews said.

"I listen to him when I'm working out," Crews shares. "And that's the deal."

Crews condludes: "I love him…I prove that size doesn't matter when it comes to sexual assault."

He's right. Even the largest, strongest man can be assaulted, whether the sexual predator uses alcohol or threats or social blackmail or the implication of reprisals.

All of the people asking why women didn't fight back against Harvey Weinstein or others should consider that this can happen to anyone.

Number metoo stars share stories of sexual harassment assault

50 cent mocks terry crews for his sexual assault
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Tomi Lahren Sticks a Gun In Her Yoga Pants, Mocks March For Our Lives

Over the weekend, millions gathered in cities all over the country to demand that legislators act quickly to increase gun control regulations.

The move came in response not only to the recent school shooting in Parkland, Florida, but also as a reaction to the ongoing gun violence epidemic that’s claimed thousands of lives and shows no signs of letting up.

These were people who gathered out of compassion, concern for our nations youth, and a sincere desire for change.

So naturally, whiny Millennial snowflake and noted dog kicker Tomi Lahren was quick to sh-t on the event with her trademark blend of bitterness and idiocy:

“Simply being anti-NRA is not a solution. March FOR something, not just against everything,” Lahren tweeted about an event that was literally called March For Our Lives.

“It’s a shame schools don’t teach the U.S. Constitution anymore. Appreciation for our 2A is lost when history is forgotten and ignored in favor of ‘feelings’ 101,” Tawny Larynx added.

She went on to really grasp at straws, remnding protesters that millions of Americans are heavily armed, which were pretty sure was the point of the protest.

“Do you realize millions of your FELLOW AMERICANS are members of the NRA?” Tormund tweeted, demonstrating once and for all that ignorance isn’t always blissful – sometimes it’s characterized by seeting rage.

“Disarming the citizenry is the first step to oppression and tyranny. Kids, I suggest you crack open the history book and learn this pattern,” said Tammy, apparently seeing nothing wrong with issuing a smug lecture to children who fear for their lives.

It’s rants like this that have made the far-right commentator such an easy target for her critics, many of whom delight in calling Timebomb by the wrong name.

But this time, it wasn’t just Tone-Loc’s ill-advised insights that had Twitter in an uproar.

Behold, the open-carry yoga ensemble:

For obvious reasons, the internet has delighted in roasting Toni over her “vagina gun.”

Lawrence posted the above photo on Instagram in order to shill for a company that sells leggings equipped with holsters: 

“Live. Speak. Stand. Run. Carry with Confidence,” Tonsil captioned the pic.

“Ladies, chances are your assailant is gonna be bigger, stronger and faster and that’s why you have @alexoathletica for your gun, your mace, or even your phone. Yeah, you’ve got it covered.”

Yes, this is a real product, and yes, Twutter had an absolute field day with the absurdity of the situation.

“Breaking News: Tomi Lahren rushed to hospital after trying to do Downward Facing Dog with gun in her yoga pants,” wrote one user.

“I admire Tomi’s earnest but ultimately misguided commitment to bringing Freud’s penis envy theorem back into style,” commented another.

“I get it, Tomi. I too, can never fully relax at yoga class unless I have a gun pointed at my crotch,”

You get the idea.

We could literally re-post these all day, but hopefully Tampax has learned her lesson by now.

Shell never get re-hired by Glenn Beck if he has to worry about her bringing her crotch Glock to work.

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