Jenelle Evans: Myself is Very Qualified to Homeschool My Kids!

Earlier this week, Jenelle Evans revealed that she's homeschooling Maryssa, David Eason's 11-year-old daughter.

It did not go over well.

But now, everyone's favorite Teen Mom 2 train wreck is explaining why she's qualified to be in charge of this poor girl's education, and there's also a new report detailing why Maryssa was taken out of actual school in the first place.

Guys … this is SUCH a mess.

1. Oh, Honey …

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Jenelle Evans … well, bless her heart, she’s never been the brightest crayon in the box, you know?


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And that’s fine, really! People can be smart in different ways, intelligence isn’t the most important attribute, so on and so forth.

3. An Exception

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But when someone is responsible for a child’s education, you just kind of hope there’s a little something more going on upstairs than what Jenelle has.

4. How?

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Like, Jenelle thinks “dramastic” is a word.

5. Why?

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She once shared a picture of some food at a restaurant and said that it was the appetizer she was enjoying before her “on-tray” arrived.

6. Seriously, How?

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After Jace was born, when he was still a tiny, tiny little baby, she called him “clingy” and assumed that she’d still be able to go out at night at party because he’d be sleeping.

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Kanye West: I Want to Kill Myself Sometimes!

Kanye West has never been one to hold back.

Holding back actually goes against everything he stands for.

He’s always been ready and willing to discuss so many of his thoughts and feelings, even if those thoughts and feelings are controversial, upsetting, or just plain wrong.

Remember when he said that slavery was “a choice”?

Those aren’t the words of a man who watches what he says.

But in a series of tweets he made yesterday, he’s opening up a lot, even for him.

Just be warned, the subject matter is actually pretty dark.

He kicked things off by giving some general tips — he told his followers to “love everyone,” “stop trying start doing,” and to “break the status quo.”

He also advised to “Trust your feelings don’t calculate your perception.”

Then, a couple of hours after that, he started to tell a story.

“I saw the Alexander McQueen documentary and I connected with his journey,” he wrote.

“I know how it feels to want to take your life back into your own hands even if it means taking your own life.”

So sad, right?

But if you’re familiar with Alexander McQueen, it shouldn’t come as too much of a surprise that Kanye identifies with him.

McQueen, of course, was a fashion designer. He had his own label, but also worked as the chief designer for Givenchy for several years.

His designs were unique, as were his shows, so much that eccentric celebrities like David Bowie and Lady Gaga used his work in their music videos and tours.

But, as Kanye mentioned in his tweet, he ended up committing suicide in 2010.

Friends claimed that he’d been deeply unhappy leading up to his death, and that he’d also been doing lots of drugs.

You see now how Kanye could relate?

“To make this clear and not weird,” he continued after his McQueen tweets, “I’ve had these kinds of thoughts and I’m going to tell you things I’ve done to stay in a content place.”

He followed up with “How to NOT kill yourself pt 1,” which is “Avoid being around people who make you want to kill yourself.”

We’re not sure if that’s all there is to it for him or if he just got distracted, but he hasn’t elaborated any further on the topic.

He didn’t reveal when he dealt with suicidal thoughts, but it’s easy to imagine that could have been part of the issues he faced in 2016 that led to his hospitalization.

We’ve heard a lot about that time in Kanye’s life, but the general consensus is that he suffered a complete mental breakdown.

Several factors could have contributed to the breakdown, like Kim Kardashian being robbed at gunpoint in Paris just a month before.

At the time, sources claimed that he was used to Kim being the strong, supportive one, so when she needed him to be strong for her, it was too much for him.

The anniversary of his mother’s death was also right around this time, so that had to have been an added bit of sadness.

Kanye was on tour then, and he left a couple of concerts early and sometimes spent more time ranting about Jay Z than rapping, and he ended up canceling the tour altogether.

Immediately after that, he assaulted an employee at a gym, an ambulance was called for a “psychiatric emergency,” and that was that.

It’s been nearly two years since then, and though he’s definitely had his ups and downs, he’s never been that down since.

Hopefully his tips for avoiding those kinds of dark thoughts have been working, and hopefully he’ll share more of them soon — perhaps even a book!

After all, with tips like “avoid being around people who make you want to kill yourself,” who knows what other gems he has in that head of his!


Justin Bieber: I’m Making Myself PERFECT for Selena Gomez!

Selena Gomez seems to be just fine with the current breakup situation.

But it sounds like Justin Bieber still holding out hope … because he believes that their relationship is God’s plan.

In the mean time, a report gives the scoop on how he’s coping with their split.

As it turns out, there’s more to how Justin is dealing with Selena’s absence than just sleepovers with Baskin Champion.

HollywoodLife reports that the Justin Bieber is taking this time to better himself, perhaps to make himself a worthier partner.

“Justin has been working on himself during his time away from Selena.”

And clearly, there’s more to this self-improvement plan than showing off his excessive body tattoos.

“He has been going to bed early, waking up early, exercising daily, hiking, spending time with family, and writing a ton of new music.”

Wow! How many of us can say that? How many of us can say all of that?

Basically, it sounds like he’s trying to not totally screw things up with Selena this time around. Well, not more than things are already screwed up.

“His goal has been to stay out of trouble and be patient while Selena figures things out.”

That sounds smart. Maybe he really is growing up and maturing..

“It’s hard, ‘cause he really loves her a lot.”

Well, Selena is talented, beautiful, and well-spoken. There are plenty of reasons to love her.

“But as long as he is staying busy and productive, he is really happy.”

It almost sounds like all of this work that he’s reportedly doing to improve himself is also functioning as a distraction from the loneliness of once again living a Selena-less life.


Overall, though, the report says that Justin believes that things will work out for him and Selena. That it’s inevitable and their destiny.

“He has his faith.”

Remember, Justin Bieber canceled his tour last year because he believed that God wanted him to. He’s super serious when it comes to his religious beliefs.

“And Justin believes strongly that love conquers all.”

Selena’s the one who grew to fame as a Disney star, but it sounds like the Biebs sees life as a Disney movie. In which he is the prince.

But as confident as Justin reportedly is that Selena will take him back, this source says that he’s prepared to accept it if God decides on a different course for his life.

“And, with or without Selena, everything will work out the way it is supposed to.”

That sounds healthy.

But … is Selena actually going to go back to Justin?

Honestly, most people didn’t expect her to take him back in 2017. But that happened … much to her mother’s chagrin.

Sure, Selena and The Weeknd had split. And yes, Selena had survived a life-threatening ordeal thanks to a kidney transplant.

Sometimes, when people have near-death experiences, they start rethinking their choices. But was that behind Selena’s decision to date Bieber again?

Or, as some believe, was it that she wanted to give him a chance, now that he was sober and seemed to be in a better place than he had been during their relationship.

But given that Selena and Justin broke up again, reportedly after a huge fight, it sounds like the Biebs hadn’t changed as much as Selena had hoped.

Which means that Justin might need to accept that his life is going to go in a different direction.

In the mean time … this report says that he’s writing new music.

Does this mean that he believes that God has decided that it’s okay for him to one day go back on tour?

Only time will tell.


Demi Lovato: I Wanted to Kill Myself at Age 7

Demi Lovato is as open as any celebrity out there.

Which is pretty incredible, really, when you think about all this singer has gone through in her relatively short life.

As Lovato has relayed in several interviews over the years, she has been diagnosed with bipolar disorder… she’s been addicted to hard drugs… and she has an eating disorder.

But there’s even more the artist has not yet revealed, according to Lovato herself, who sat down this week and talked to Dr. Phil about the true extent of her depression and anxiety.

“The very first time I was suicidal was when I was seven. I had this fascination with death,” the singer told the famous psychologist in a Q&A set to air on Tuesday afternoon.

This is the first time we can recall Demi speaking so candidly about wanting to take her own life.

And at the young age of seven?!? Wow.

“I have experienced things that I have not talked about, and I don’t know if I ever will talk about,” Lovato added.

“But at seven, I knew that if I were to take my own life, that the pain would end.”

That’s simply stunning and very sad, isn’t it?

Or very inspiring, one could also say, considering Lovato just recently celebrated six years of sobriety and has worked so very hard to overcome these issues.

Lovato told Dr.Phil that the thought of suicide “came back when I was bullied” later in life, and also during multiple other periods when she was dealing with emotional turmoil and trauma.

Despite (or maybe due to?) being in the spotlight for so long, Lovato has not had it easy.

“It came back several times – when I was struggling with depression, my bipolar disorder,” she explains.

“And there was a while there when my mom was afraid to wake me up in the mornings because she didn’t know if she opened the door if I would be alive or not. Because every time I cut, it got deeper and deeper.”

Indeed, Lovato has talked in the past about how she was a cutter.

She mutilated her own body out of anger and low self-esteem.

The singer is currently on tour, however, and seems to be doing very well. Heck, she is doing very well.

But she knows she will never be cured of all that ails her, specifically when it comes to one particular disease.

“I think the everlasting addiction in my life has been food. My eating disorder started when I was very young. That’s something that I deal with on a daily basis.

“It’s kind of the last thing to go.”

Again, this is a topic Lovato has often delved into at length.

“I feel like I’ve conquered my addiction and alcoholism, where I don’t even think about it anymore,” she says, adding:

“But my struggles with my food issues are something that I still deal with. But I’m growing, and I’m in a really good place today.”

We’re so very glad to hear it.

Demi also touches on her father in this interview, how he passed away when she was 20 years old and how she wrote a special song for him.

She’s singing it on tour these days as a way to push through the pain and to pay him tribute.

“This is the first tour that I’ve performed it on. I’ve only sang it live three times,” she concludes.

“I get through it OK. But I realize that I can’t just shut out this performance. I can’t just not play a song. The healing is through performing it.”

We continue to wish Demi Lovato all the best.


Blac Chyna: I Only Beat Up Rob Kardashian to Defend Myself!

Even though they never actually got married or owned much property together, Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna’s breakup has been anything but easy.

There’s the custody dispute, plus lawsuits on both sides. Among other things, Rob Kardashian — with Kylie’s help — is suing Blac Chyna for her alleged violence against Rob.

Well, Blac Chyna claims that she was only violent in self-defense, and wants the suit thrown out.

Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian both accuse each other of drug-fueled violence. Lovely.

You know, if we believed classist stereotypes, we’d say that these antics sound like they’d be happening in a trailer park and not between millionaires in a southern California mansion.

But domestic violence, accusations, and drugs don’t know any socio economic boundaries, folks.

Rich people are just better at keeping it quiet.


So, Blac Chyna is demanding $ 10 million from Rob Kardashian.

Or, more accurately, from his family. Because we all know that Rob, though he’s a Kardashian, doesn’t exactly have the net worth of even the “poorest” of his sisters.

In fact, Rob may be too broke to pay Blac Chyna.

That gives the rest of the Kardashians some extra incentive to help out their brother.

So, Rob Kardashian accused Chyna of choking him with a phone charger cord and of beating him.

According to court documents obtained by The Blast, the alleged fight happened at Kylie Jenner’s house (a house, which Rob was renting) … and resulted in about $ 100,000 worth of damages.

We’re talking about destroyed phone, a destroyed television, and damage to doors and walls … all allegedly caused by Blac Chyna.

Now, just because Blac Chyna is 5-foot-2 doesn’t negate the possibility that she could commit domestic violence and property damage.

The question is: did she do it?

According to court documents viewed by RadarOnline, Blac Chyna doesn’t seem to be denying that she was in some way violent with Rob.

(While not necessarily admitting to everything that Rob and Kylie accuse her of doing)

Instead, she’s taking an affirmative defense — claiming that she only took action in order to defend herself.

(And, according to the legal language of the suit, she may or may not have been taking action to defend someone else)

Chyna is trying to dismiss the suit against her over this December 16th, 2016 incident. 

Some might be eager to sit back and find entertainment in this situation.

Neither Rob nor Chyna project a very likable image — especially in this context. Many believe that Chyna got pregnant on purpose to create a financial tie to a wealthy family.

Many believe that Rob is gross, and his revenge porn attack against Chyna over the summer pretty much confirms that.

So, if you can’t stand either of them, it’s easy to just look the other way and hope that they both ruin each other’s lives.

Maybe you believe that it’s what they deserve.

Even if you don’t feel sorry for Kylie for having been caught in the middle of whatever happened between this former couple (because honestly, what’s $ 100,000 to Kylie? Proportionately to her wealth, that’s a drop in the bucket), you should worry about this situation.

Because, whether it was an accident or the result of a soap opera-style scheme, Blac Chyna and Rob had Dream together.

That baby daughter is a true innocent, and can’t help but be caught in the middle as her parents go to war in the courtroom.


Stassi Schroeder: I Starve Myself to Stay Thin!

There’s certainly been no shortage of drama thus far on Vanderpump Rules Season 6.

In fact, the conflicts and controversies are so plentiful that they’re spilling off the screen and overflowing into our tabloids and Twitter timelines.

Just this morning, we learned that Faith Stowers faked being pregnant with Jax Taylor’s baby in order to land a spot on the show.

Now, the afternoon is keeping pace with some old-fashioned, skinny-shamming, joke-missing outrage centering around an interview Stassi Schroeder gave to Daily Mail Australia.

Yes, Stassi is currently Down Under, delivering her caustic wit to the land of Vegemite and giant spiders that will eat your face while you sleep.

Asked how she maintains her trim figure despite a schedule that seems pretty well packed with work and social obligations, Stassi had this to say:

“I’m really lazy,” Stassi told the outlet.

“I stay thin by trying to starve myself for the most part, if I’m being honest,” she explained to the outlet. “When I’m home in Los Angeles, it’s like one meal a day.”

Stassi added, “But when I go out of town or on work trips, it’s breakfast, lunch and dinner.”

Now, this is an object lesson in the danger of print interviews.

If Stassi had tearfully confessed that she starves herself, the Mail would’ve said so.

As it is, they didn’t describe her inflection at all so we think it’s safe to say that Stassi wasn’t actually opening up to a group of Aussie strangers about her eating disorder, but was instead simply joking.

Sure enough, Stassi recently cleared things up on social media, tweeting:

“Mmm. There was an element of sarcasm while I was doing that interview,” along with several food emojis.

Sadly, emojis for ranch dressing and fried goat cheese balls don’t exist yet. 

Of course, her diet is far from the most dramatic element of Stassi’s life these days.

On last night’s episode of Vanderpump, viewers finally got to meet her longtime on-again, off-again boyfriend, Patrick Meagher.

Because people on the internet are easily confused the appearance sparked rumors that Stassi and Patrick are back together.

As far as we know, that’s not true, which is a good thing, as dude is a chronic mansplainer and he looks like Riff Raff.

Get you a man that looks like Khal Drogo and knows how to mix up a top-notch strawberry margarita, girl.

Watch Vanderpump Rules online to get caught up on what’s already been one hell of a drama-packed season.