Blac Chyna: I Only Beat Up Rob Kardashian to Defend Myself!

Even though they never actually got married or owned much property together, Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna’s breakup has been anything but easy.

There’s the custody dispute, plus lawsuits on both sides. Among other things, Rob Kardashian — with Kylie’s help — is suing Blac Chyna for her alleged violence against Rob.

Well, Blac Chyna claims that she was only violent in self-defense, and wants the suit thrown out.

Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian both accuse each other of drug-fueled violence. Lovely.

You know, if we believed classist stereotypes, we’d say that these antics sound like they’d be happening in a trailer park and not between millionaires in a southern California mansion.

But domestic violence, accusations, and drugs don’t know any socio economic boundaries, folks.

Rich people are just better at keeping it quiet.


So, Blac Chyna is demanding $ 10 million from Rob Kardashian.

Or, more accurately, from his family. Because we all know that Rob, though he’s a Kardashian, doesn’t exactly have the net worth of even the “poorest” of his sisters.

In fact, Rob may be too broke to pay Blac Chyna.

That gives the rest of the Kardashians some extra incentive to help out their brother.

So, Rob Kardashian accused Chyna of choking him with a phone charger cord and of beating him.

According to court documents obtained by The Blast, the alleged fight happened at Kylie Jenner’s house (a house, which Rob was renting) … and resulted in about $ 100,000 worth of damages.

We’re talking about destroyed phone, a destroyed television, and damage to doors and walls … all allegedly caused by Blac Chyna.

Now, just because Blac Chyna is 5-foot-2 doesn’t negate the possibility that she could commit domestic violence and property damage.

The question is: did she do it?

According to court documents viewed by RadarOnline, Blac Chyna doesn’t seem to be denying that she was in some way violent with Rob.

(While not necessarily admitting to everything that Rob and Kylie accuse her of doing)

Instead, she’s taking an affirmative defense — claiming that she only took action in order to defend herself.

(And, according to the legal language of the suit, she may or may not have been taking action to defend someone else)

Chyna is trying to dismiss the suit against her over this December 16th, 2016 incident. 

Some might be eager to sit back and find entertainment in this situation.

Neither Rob nor Chyna project a very likable image — especially in this context. Many believe that Chyna got pregnant on purpose to create a financial tie to a wealthy family.

Many believe that Rob is gross, and his revenge porn attack against Chyna over the summer pretty much confirms that.

So, if you can’t stand either of them, it’s easy to just look the other way and hope that they both ruin each other’s lives.

Maybe you believe that it’s what they deserve.

Even if you don’t feel sorry for Kylie for having been caught in the middle of whatever happened between this former couple (because honestly, what’s $ 100,000 to Kylie? Proportionately to her wealth, that’s a drop in the bucket), you should worry about this situation.

Because, whether it was an accident or the result of a soap opera-style scheme, Blac Chyna and Rob had Dream together.

That baby daughter is a true innocent, and can’t help but be caught in the middle as her parents go to war in the courtroom.


Stassi Schroeder: I Starve Myself to Stay Thin!

There’s certainly been no shortage of drama thus far on Vanderpump Rules Season 6.

In fact, the conflicts and controversies are so plentiful that they’re spilling off the screen and overflowing into our tabloids and Twitter timelines.

Just this morning, we learned that Faith Stowers faked being pregnant with Jax Taylor’s baby in order to land a spot on the show.

Now, the afternoon is keeping pace with some old-fashioned, skinny-shamming, joke-missing outrage centering around an interview Stassi Schroeder gave to Daily Mail Australia.

Yes, Stassi is currently Down Under, delivering her caustic wit to the land of Vegemite and giant spiders that will eat your face while you sleep.

Asked how she maintains her trim figure despite a schedule that seems pretty well packed with work and social obligations, Stassi had this to say:

“I’m really lazy,” Stassi told the outlet.

“I stay thin by trying to starve myself for the most part, if I’m being honest,” she explained to the outlet. “When I’m home in Los Angeles, it’s like one meal a day.”

Stassi added, “But when I go out of town or on work trips, it’s breakfast, lunch and dinner.”

Now, this is an object lesson in the danger of print interviews.

If Stassi had tearfully confessed that she starves herself, the Mail would’ve said so.

As it is, they didn’t describe her inflection at all so we think it’s safe to say that Stassi wasn’t actually opening up to a group of Aussie strangers about her eating disorder, but was instead simply joking.

Sure enough, Stassi recently cleared things up on social media, tweeting:

“Mmm. There was an element of sarcasm while I was doing that interview,” along with several food emojis.

Sadly, emojis for ranch dressing and fried goat cheese balls don’t exist yet. 

Of course, her diet is far from the most dramatic element of Stassi’s life these days.

On last night’s episode of Vanderpump, viewers finally got to meet her longtime on-again, off-again boyfriend, Patrick Meagher.

Because people on the internet are easily confused the appearance sparked rumors that Stassi and Patrick are back together.

As far as we know, that’s not true, which is a good thing, as dude is a chronic mansplainer and he looks like Riff Raff.

Get you a man that looks like Khal Drogo and knows how to mix up a top-notch strawberry margarita, girl.

Watch Vanderpump Rules online to get caught up on what’s already been one hell of a drama-packed season.


Dean Unglert: I Make an Ass of Myself on Bachelor in Paradise!

It takes a special kind of quality for a person to be adored as a blue-eyed innocent who must be protected and someone who’s admired for throwing shade.

If you want to get you a man who can do both, however, look no further than Dean Unglert.

He may have lost his season of The Bachelorette, but Dean Unglert is on this season of Bachelor in Paradise. And he’s even shared a photo:

There he is!

If the photo looks a little odd to you, Dean totally addresses that … sort of … in his caption:

“Even though it looks like I was photoshopped into this picture, I promise I was in Paradise this summer. And I promise I make a complete ass out of myself. Yay! #almostparadise”

Well, as you might recall, it was actually spoiled a while ago that Dean Unglert was spotted in Paradise, thanks to a certain sex scandal that got the show’s production shut down.

But it’s still super exciting, because he’s a real favorite from this season of The Bachelorette.

He wasn’t everyone’s pick to win, by any means, but he has some very endearing qualities that made him a popular guy.

(So popular, in fact, that Men Tell All made it pretty clear that Dean Unglert’s a favorite to star on The Bachelor)

But there are a couple of things in Dean’s captions that we need to discuss.

First, he says that he promises that he makes a real ass out of himself.

That’s not impossible to picture.

Part of what makes Dean so very lovable for countless fans is that, well, he goofs up sometimes.

(He’s young and that kind of goes with the territory, right?)

His dad’s an eccentric guy and just the right amount of that has clearly rubbed off on Dean, even though he and his dad still have some issues to work through.

Dean might have joined bestie Peter Kraus in shading Bryan Abasolo, but Dean is not a hateful person by any stretch of the imagination.

It’s hard to picture him making an ass of himself, though he might embarrass himself once or twice, sure.

Remember, this dude is so lovable that he formed a lasting friendship with one of his biggest competitors and a fellow member of The Bachelorette‘s final four.

But what’s maybe the most interesting is that little hashtag at the end of Dean’s caption.

Maybe he just means that it’s almost time for Bachelor in Paradise.

But maybe he means that not everything was perfect.

Which would indicate that he probably doesn’t meet the love of his life on this season of Bachelor in Paradise.

Which would mean that he will be very free to be the next Bachelor.

The Bachelorette, of course, ends tonight.

If you’ve been following The Bachelorette Spoilers, then you know the results already.

It will be interesting to see how events play out and how these things go down.

We know that this final breakup is going to be hell.

With that in mind, we’re actually pretty glad that Dean didn’t make it this far.

And we’re excited to see where he goes!


Linkin Park Releases ‘Talking To Myself’ Music Video Morning of Chester Bennington’s Suicide

Linkin Park released a new music video on the same day frontman Chester Bennington committed suicide. The American rock band released its “Talking To Myself” video at 9:01 AM … minutes after Chester’s body was discovered Thursday at a private…


Selena Gomez: I’m Still Figuring Myself Out!

Don't you just love Selena Gomez?

If so, it's such a pure, gratifying love, isn't it? And if not … what's wrong with you? Who hurt you?

She's just so adorable, and she seems so sweet and genuine. It's really refreshing to see amidst all of the self-centered, out of touch starlets we usually hear about.

She was completely open with her fans last year about the depression and anxiety she'd been dealing with, and after returning from rehab, she's been open about that, too.

And so it just makes sense that in this new video she did with Vogue, she's completely open in answering every single one of these 73 questions.

Selena answers a variety of questions, including things she doesn't like — she says that a pet peeve of hers is "people who are rude," and the thing that makes her angriest are "people who are entitled."

She also expresses her love for her fans, explaining that "I get to do what I love every single day and it's because of you. Thank you."

She said that if her life were a song, the title would be "I'm Still Figuring It All Out" — more of that characteristic realness from this girl.

Obviously we can't recount every single answer she gave — there literally are 73 of them, but rest assured that every last one of them is completely and totally wonderful.

See Selena be her fantastic self in the interview below:

Selena gomez im still figuring myself out