Farrah Abraham: My Body is ALL NATURAL!!!

When you hear Farrah Abraham’s name, what’s the first thing that comes to mind?

Nothing good, probably.

Lots of people would think about Teen Mom in relation to Farrah, and others would definitely think about her back door and that quaint little film featuring it.

And some of you would just jump straight to how completely, ridiculously awful she can be, either at parenting or just in general.

But there’s a pretty solid chance that upon hearing the name of our favorite girl here, many of you would think about the heaps of plastic surgery she’s had.

Because it’s a lot.

It’s hard to keep up with everything that Farrah has done to her body over the years, but we do know that she kicked things off with breast implants — she got those pretty early on, when Sophia was still a baby.

Back then, she went from an A cup to a C, but she’s had a few more boob jobs since then, to go bigger and to fix some issues that popped up along the way.

After that, she got a nose job and a chin implant, although she later had the chin implant removed.

She’s gotten very into vaginal rejuvenation surgeries, and she also gets lots of injectables.

Over the years, she’s gotten butt injections, lip fillers, face fillers, and Botox.

If you look at an old photo of Farrah and compare it to the Farrah of today, it’s painfully obvious how much she’s changed her appearance.

And if you showed those photos to someone who isn’t familiar with her, they might not even think the photos were of the same person.

But despite all those facts, those extremely well-documented facts that she’s discussed several times over the years, it sounds like she’s changing her tune now.

See, right now Farrah and Sophia are vacationing in Costa Rica, and she shared a video of herself walking around in a revealing swimsuit because that’s just the kind of thing she does.

With the way the swimsuit is cut, you can see most of her ass, and a whole lot of side-boob.

And you know people always have something to say.

“Yuck,” one person commented. “All that fakeness looks disgusting makes you look deformed.”

“When ya booty phat af and your legs look like chicken legs,” another person joked, pointing out the size difference between her modified and untouched body parts.

Someone else did the same thing, telling Farrah “Um… those implants look very phony. You’ve got scrawny arms and legs but a big butt? Yeah….no….sorry.”

Believe it or not, Farrah herself saw that comment, and she decided to respond.

“Natural lmao get a life,” she said.

But wait, it gets even wilder.

Another commenter told her “Yep love the body money bought you,” and she hit back with “Training got me this body not money … wise up.”

Yep, this girl is honestly out here trying to say that her body is natural.

You can’t make this stuff up.

Someone suggested that Sophia was probably filming this video for Farrah, which could very well be true — Sophia did film her butt injections, remember.

Farrah called that person a “lost Broke hoe.”

Then she really went off.

“God Gave Me A Body,” she wrote.

“I train 3 hours a day 4 & if you lazy pieces of sh-t at home want to talk sh-t then take your scared nothing asses to @rumbleatx for 2 hour sessions & let me know if you live past it……”

“Oh datsss right,” she finished, “you wouldn’t!”

She has been training for that upcoming celebrity boxing match, and she may have just been thinking about that when making all of those replies.

You know, she might have been focusing on all the working out she’s been doing lately and in her twisted Farrah brain, she could that’s what people were talking about when they began commenting on her body.

Obviously no one was talking about that, and it’s absolutely insane that she would would call her body “natural” for any reason.

But delusions are part of her charm, and so here we are.

What a wild, fun ride it always is with Farrah, isn’t it?


Cardi B Stuns With Makeup-Free Selfie and Natural Hair

Cardi B is talented and beautiful. So beautiful, in fact, that fans don’t mind learning the position in which she got knocked up.

But though she’s known for her carefully manicured looks, she’s showing fans another side of her that few have seen.

Take at look below at her make-up free, natural haired selfie. She’s gorgeous.

Though she had appeared in the past on Love & Hip-Hop: New York, Cardi B was catapulted to becoming a household name with her hit single, “Bodak Yellow.”

After being entranced by her music — the lyrics, the hook, everything — a lot of people were drawn in by her looks.

Cardi B is hot. She just is. You can tell from the photos.

When someone’s looks are tied to their brand, as is so often the case, they seldom let people see them with their guard down.

Like a growing number of celebrities, Cardi B plays by a different set of rules.

Take a look at her makeup-free look and her big, natural hair.

She looks great!

She looks different, but certainly not unrecognizable, which means that she’s doing right by herself when she does her makeup.

Cardi B captioned this photo:

“Knock me down 9 times but i get up 10 bitch!”

From the flow, that actually sounds like it would be a perfect lyric for “Bodak Yellow.”

But the line is actually from another song of hers, “Get Up 10.”

(Logistically, one assumes that Cardi B got up once before any of the nine knockdowns occurred, which would explain in the discrepency between how many times she is knocked down and how many times she arises)

Showing herself with her natural hair — well, straightened to some degree, but mostly natural — is actually a big deal, in a way that sharing a makeup-free snap is not.

Because women of color living in the Western world have had their appearances critiqued and controlled for centuries, forced by white supremacy to conform to European beauty standards.

Cardi B may play that game with her public appearance, but this photo is a powerful and important reminder that she has a lot of hair, and that she has to put in a great deal of work to make it appear as it does in public.

(When she isn’t wearing a wig, that is)

Recently, Cardi B announced her pregnancy.

She is pregnant by her fiance, Offset.

Initially, many of her fans grew concerned when she became engaged so quickly after skyrocketing to fame.

They wondered if Offset was hitching himself to her before it really hit home for her what an incredible future her career has in store.

(Doubts were magnified when a woman came forward claiming to be Offset’s baby mama … and Offset’s refusal to take a paternity test)

Many of those concerns have vanished as fans are enthusiastic for Cardi B to become a mom.

Cardi B’s selfie is inspirational and we’re so glad that she elected to share it.

That does not mean that we don’t like any of her other looks.

Like all women, and also all other folks, she is entitled to be the author of her own appearance. That means that she can wear as much or as little makeup as she likes.

So long as she keeps churning out excellent music, we’ll keep listening.

Speaking of which, if you’ll excuse us, we need to listen to “Bodak Yellow” one or ten times.


Michelle Obama Natural Hair Picture Revealed, Internet Rejoices

Michelle Obama is all natural. 

The First Lady of the United States was spotted showing off her naturally curly hair, and the picture almost broke the internet. 

While reality TV stars are taking naked selfies like they’re going out of fashion, Obama opted to show off her hair in a polka dot bandana. 

The picture first surfaced on Twitter with the caption, “This is the picture I have been waiting on for like 3 years. COME ON NATURAL.”

The post was subsequently retweeted 33,000 times, while 95,000 people hit the heart sign to confirm they were in love with it. 

It’s not clear when/where the picture was taken, but it does confirm that Obama likes the natural look for her hair. 

A lot of people questioned the integrity of the image because there was no apparent source for it, while others were elated at getting to see Obama with her hair in curls.

“Michelle wearing her natural hair makes me smile inside,” one tweeter wrote, while another added, “Lets acknowledge how beautiful Michelle Obama look[s] with natural hair.”

One person even questioned whether Michelle was required to have her hair styled because she was in the White House. 

“So wait, don’t tell me there’s a rule about natural hair in the White House?”

Ever since Donald Trump succeeded Barack Obama as President of the United States, Michelle has had less prominence in the media. 

It is understood that she and Barack went on a vacation to salute Barack’s eight-year tenure in the White House. 

Might the picture be from that vacation?

We’ll probably never know, but we can speculate!

What do you think about this? Sound off below!


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Kendall Jenner: My Face Is All Natural!

Kendall Jenner is not impressed with the reports that she has had cosmetic surgery on her face. 

All of the rumors seemed to stem from a livestream that Kendall took part in with her sister, Kylie Jenner. 

“When I deleted my Instagram back in November, people were saying, ‘Kendall deleted her account to have full facial reconstruction,'” she revealed.

Now, the Kardashians are well known for getting cosmetic surgery, but Kendall has revealed that people concluding she went under the knife was the “most upsetting rumor.”

With regards to the bigger lips during the livestream, Kendall has a reason for the way she looked that day. 

“We had to hurry, so I let Ky do my face,” Jenner said of the day in question.

“I never wear lip liner or lipstick unless it’s the occasional obvious red. I left all of the makeup on because we were so rushed and I went out and did my thing. I LOVED my makeup. I never say this, but I just felt so pretty.”

However, her feeling of happiness was short-lived when she witnessed reports popping up all over the internet about whether he look was natural. 

“All of a sudden, photos of us came out with headlines like, ‘OMG Kendall got her lips done and got full facial reconstruction — look at her cheekbones, look at her nose!'” Kendall explained.

“Kylie saw it all unfold and felt bad, so she went on Snapchat and took the blame.”

It’s definitely great that Kylie took the blame for the makeup, but you would think the Kendall would have thicker skin when you consider the multitude of rumors that come out about her family. 

“It’s all so exhausting,” she added.

“As a model, why would I have my face reconstructed? It doesn’t even make sense. It’s crazy because sometimes I feel like people just want me to lose.” 

“People forget that they’re talking about real people who have real feelings and actually live their everyday lives (for the most part) just like everyone else,” she concluded.

To be fair, Kendall is the least likely member of her family to opt for cosmetic surgery. She’s a natural beauty and you can tell that from the pictures of her modeling. 

What do you think about this?

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