Meghan Markle’s Awful Sister: I Will Never Shut Up!

Forget those earlier rumors about Meghan Markle being a bridezilla.

Based on a few anonymous quotes, it just sounds like the former actress is a perfectionist who wants her wedding to go as smoothly as possible.

But sister-of-the-bride-zilla? This made-up term doesn’t adequately begin to describe bitter, disrespectful and all-around awful Samantha Grant.

Grant (who is sometimes referred to as Samantha Markle) has been making the media rounds for months now, exploiting the fame of her half-sibling by using every platform she can find to disparage Prince Harry’s fiancee.

She’s actually writing a book about her sister (which labels Meghan as a “Pushy Princess”), despite the fact that Samantha is 17 years her senior and the two barely know each other.

Of late, Samantha has been in the news more than ever because the father she shares with Meghan has made headlines for two reasons:

  1. He will not be attending the Royal Wedding due to a recent heart attack and upcoming heart procedure.
  2. He was recently busted for a pay-for-pose scheme in which he would pay paparazzo to snap flattering photos of him.

Samantha has been defending her father in numerous interview, even getting into a heated debate with Piers Morgan after she blamed the media for how he’s been treated.

Watch it unfold here:

Elsewhere, Samantha has not shut up about how she and a few other family members are NOT invited to the wedding.

And she made it clear while talking to TMZ yesterday that she doesn’t plan on shutting up, either.

“If it’s about my life or my fathers’s, there’s something in this country known as freedom of speech,” Samantha told this celebrity gossip outlet, adding in defiance:

“She doesn’t have a copyright on that and she’s not going to tell me that I can’t speak about my own life or my father’s where it’s a matter of public self-defense.”

It’s worth noting, of course, that Markle has not come out and told Samantha to be quiet.

We’re sure she’s thought it because Samantha is dragging her all over the place.

However, Kensington Place simply released the following statement in light of Thomas Markle backing out of the festivities:

This is a deeply personal moment for Ms. Markle in the days before her wedding. She and Prince Harry ask again for understanding and respect to be extended to Mr. Markle in this difficult situation.

But whatever, people!

Samantha Grant won’t be silenced, okay?!?

“The media is disparaging us. I’m not going to take it,” she added to TMZ, going on about her relative:

“She’s not qualified to suggest that I don’t under any law in this country. This is not Great Britain. I am a United States citizen. That’s all there is to it.”

Samantha sounds totally sane and reasonable, huh?

According to this terrible person, Markle is “way out of her league to tell me that I can’t speak. I’m not saying anything about her but if I’m talking about my life or my father’s, she has to respect it.”

Except that Samantha has said A LOT about Meghan.

She has said her sister isn’t actually a humanitarian and that she’s a phony and that she has no class.

She has said these sort of things many, many times in public.

But whatever.

Markle continues to take the high road and she’ll at least have the last laugh, that’s for certain/

In what way?

In the way she gets to have sex with Prince Harry for the rest of her life. Woo-hoo!

Game, set, match… Meghan Markle.


DJ Khaled: Men Should Never Give Oral Sex! We’re Kings!

When it comes to his views on sex, DJ Khaled pretty much blows.

In an interview with The Breakfast Club radio show from 2014 that went viral on Friday, the musician made some controversial comments regarding how he views the roles of men and women between the sheets.

In a nutshell?

DJ Khaled is just gonna lie there while you do all the pleasuring, okay?

“A woman should praise the man – the king,” the 42-year-old music producer explained when asked why he doesn’t believe in going down on his mate.

“If you holding it down for your woman, I feel like the woman should praise. And a man should praise the queen.

But you know, my way of praising is called, ha-ha, ‘How was dinner?’, ‘You like the house you living in? You like all them clothes you getting? I’m taking care of your family, I’m taking care of my family.'”

Khaled says his only job is to “work” and it’s up to the woman in his life to perform a certain other type of job when he desires it.

(A blow job. We mean that Khaled still expects to receive blow jobs, despite his refusal to perform cunnilingous.)

He can’t be serious, though, right?

He must head downtown on fiancee Nicole Tuck sometimes, right?

“Nahhh. Never!” he replied. “I don’t do that.”


So how does he react when a woman won’t take his penis into her mouth?

HA, he shot back to this question.

“It’s different rules for men,” he said. “You gotta understand, we the king. There’s some things that y’all might not wanna do, but it got to get done. I just can’t do what you want me to do. I just can’t.”

First, let us say that we feel terrible for Tuck.

Second, let us turn it over to Twitter to see what users on this platform have to say.

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Even bisexual actress Evan Rachel Wood chewed Khaled out, writing online:

“You’re seriously missing out man. Take it from someone who has pride and thoroughly enjoys pleasuring women. You should grow up.”

There was also this perfect reaction from someone on the Internet:

Hmmph…interesting. Looks like he eats everything in sight.

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Heck, even the band Smash Mouth had something to say in response to Khaled’s antiquated notion of sexual relations:

“A King who doesn’t is no King at all,” reads the message on this band’s Twitter account.

Harsh. But also appropriate and hilarious.

So, you tell us female readers:

Would you date a guy who refused to pleasure you and yet who demanded pleasure from you because he thought of himself as far more important in the grand scheme of life?


Khloe Kardashian: Why She SHOULD Leave Tristan Thompson, But Never Will

By now, you've almost certainly heard the news that Tristan Thompson was caught cheating on Khloe Kardashian while she was pregnant with his child.

Earlier this month, Khloe welcomed her first child – a girl named True Thompson – but she has yet to kick Tristan to the curb.

Fans are growing concerned that she's planning to stick by the Cleveland Cavs forward despite his rampant infidelity.

And as much as we hate to admit it, it's looking more and more like Khloe and Tristan will try and work things out.

Here's why that's a terrible idea.


1. The Dilemma

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Khloe’s in a tough spot, no doubt about it. Under normal circumstances, we’re sure she wouldn’t tolerate Tristan’s behavior, but she just welcomed her first child with the man and uprooted her life so that she could relocate to Cleveland for him.

2. Played For a Fool

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Tristan, of course, is not merely some baby daddy to Khloe. Sources say she was convinced from their first date that Tristan was “the one.” Little did she know, she was just one of many for him.

3. Horrendous Timing

Just days before Khloe welcomed her first child, multiple media outlets published proof that Thompson had cheated on at least two separate occasions while she was pregnant. And as the days went by, the news got even worse…

4. What Comes Next?

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Many thought that Khloe would have already kicked Tristan to the curb by now, but it looks as though the stuation is more complex than that.

5. A Changing View?

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In the past Khloe has been an outspoken and unforgiving critic of men who cheat on their spouses, but it now looks as though she’s had a change of heart on the matter, as evidenced by her decision to stay put in Cleveland – in Tristan’s home, no less.

6. Making Her Move

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So will Khloe give Tristan the boot now that he violated one of her cardinal relationship rules? We doubt it – and here’s why …

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Jenelle Evans to Nathan Griffith: You’ll Never See Our Son Again!

It's hard to imagine how Jenelle Evans could possibly have time for all of her feuds.

She must wake up in the morning and immediately get to feuding.

She must cancel plans so that she can stay home and post Instagram videos defending David Eason for bullying 8-year-old girls on social media.

The whole thing would be impressive if it weren't an obvious indicator of dangerous psychosis.

The latest target of Jenelle's wrath is Nathan Griffith, the ex-fiancee with whom she's still locked in an ugly custody battle over son Kaiser.

Jenelle thought she finally had Nathan beat over the weekend, and we all got to watch as the hilarity unfolded.

1. Happier Times

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Jenelle and Nathan didn’t last very long as a couple, and thankfully, they never made it to the altar. But they’re forever linked as a result of their 3-year-old son, Kaiser.

2. A Bitter Split

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The breakup between Jenelle and Nathan was an ugly one, and the two of them have proven chronically inept when it comes to working out a civil co-parenting relationship for the sake of their son.

3. Simultaneous Battles

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Currently, Jenelle is waging a war on two fronts: She’s fighting her mother for custody of her oldest son, Jace, and she’s fighting Nathan for custody of Kaiser. Neither battle is going in her favor.

4. The Upper Hand

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Conventional wisdom as of late has been that Nathan is certain to emerge victorious thanks to Jenelle’s controversial marriage to David Eason and her increasingly erratic behavior. Perhaps that’s why Evans attempted to sieze an opportunity this week.

5. Crashing the Party

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Over the weekend, Nathan helped celebrate the birthday of his girlfriend, Ashley Lanhardt. He also had custody of Kaiser, so when Jenelle saw party pics on Instagram, she flipped.

6. Jumping to Conclusions

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Jenelle decided to interrupt the celebration by contacting David and his mother, Doris Davidson, in order to check on Kaiser’s safety and ensure that Davidson was supervising the visit. Of course, many believe Evans had an ulterior motive…

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