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Kylie Jenner Censored Her Own Nipples on Snapchat: LOOK!

Kylie Jenner will stop at nothing to promote her lip products. And, let’s face it, to promote herself.

Apparently, that means that she’ll even share this risque image of herself with her legions of Snapchat followers.

It has all of the ingredients of a consummate Kylie Jenner photo:

-fake, darker skin tone

-her face makeup makes her look like somebody’s new, young stepmom

-shameless self-promotion

-shared via Snapchat

-taste that’s questionable at best

-absurdly, attention-grabbingly revealing outfit

-looking like a Bratz doll was animated in the worst-yet adaptation of Pinnochio

Don’t get us wrong, Kylie’s super hot.

It’s just that she dresses like a pin-up so often.

And the lighting and “pose” — she’s literally just standing, facing the camera like a deer in headlights — makes it look like this photo belongs on a website for missing and exploited girls, if not as evidence at somebody’s kidnapping trial.

You can be all for women choosing what clothing to wear and how much skin they show and still get tired of Kylie’s antics.

Just like how Kylie’s an adult and can choose whom to date, but we still don’t understand why she keeps dating Tyga.

You can support #FreeTheNipple all that you want and still wonder why Kylie didn’t just wear a bra that hid her nipples instead of censoring them in post.

There’s a joke about her Snapchat followers being all “starry-eyed” in there somewhere, but who has the stomach to make it? 

We guess that we hope that this promo works.

People have criticized Kylie Cosmetics’ quality but they’re still very in-demand.

Fans will keep buying them as long as she’s selling them, huh?

Sex sells, or whatever.

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Kylie Jenner Bares All (Nipples) in New Photo Shoot!

Hey, do you find Kylie Jenner attractive?

Of course you do, you’re only human.

Sure, you might be disgusted with yourself for thinking she’s hot, or you might try to justify it with “only her boobs though!”

But you don’t have to be ashamed here. You can be your truest, Kylie Jenner-lovingest self, no judgment.

And you’re really going to want to just own your attraction, what with these new photos.

Last night, Kylie hopped on Instagram to share a few pictures from a racy little photo shoot she did to promote her new business venture.

She’s opening her very first Kylie Cosmetics store!

It’s just a pop-up shop, but still, it’s a big deal for her, right?

It’ll open on December 9th in L.A., of course, and it will be designed to look like Kylie’s own house.

There’s going to be a timely Christmas tree, and you can buy as many lip kits as your heart desires, and some new Kylie swag that will be exclusive to the shop.

The store will only be open as long as supplies last though, so probably like ten seconds.

In reality, all the merchandise will be bought up quick by misguided teenage girls and scalpers, but it’s a nice sentiment.

But enough about the shop — we’ve got boobs to look at.

She’s really just going for it, huh?

We’re not sure what lacy lingerie has to do with makeup — you can’t even see her face in this one, and you could barely see it in the first one for all the smoke — but we’ll just have to take what we can get.

And hey, is that a nipple ring? Did we know that she wears nipple rings?

Well, we do now:

We don’t know what’s gotten into Kylie lately, but it seems like she’s picked up her big sister Kendall’s love of nip slips.

She’s been into bikini selfies and underwear selfies for a while now, but it seems like in the past month or so she’s been eager to show off them nips specifically.

Who could forget her now-legendary post-election nude pic?

Before that, she posed topless for Complex magazine, and before that she put on some similar lingerie for a good old-fashioned mirror selfie.

So yes, 2016 has been a huge, dark, terrifying cloud, but there’s always a silver lining, you know?

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Jennifer Aniston: Stop Shaming My Divorce, Nipples!

Jennifer Aniston is sick of other people talking about her.

And writing about her. And pitying her and shaming her and making her feel bad for any of the decisions she has made in her life.

And she’s finally doing something about it.

Back in July, the 47-year old actress penned an op-ed for The Huffington Post in which she blasted the “business of lies” that has cropped up around her.

Irritated over the constant pregnancy chatter that seems to engulf her every move and every word, Aniston earned universal praise at the time for standing up both for herself and for women everywhere.

“I’m fed up with the sport-like scrutiny and body-shaming that occurs daily,” Aniston wrote this summer, adding:

“If I am some kind of symbol to some people out there, then clearly I am an example of the lens through which we, as a society, view our mothers, daughters, sisters, wives, female friends and colleagues.

“The objectification and scrutiny we put women through is absurd and disturbing.”

Amen, right?

Preach on, no?

Aniston got divorced from Brad Pitt in 2005.

Since then, she’s taken the high road at every opportunity, never bad-mouthing Pitt or saying a word about his marriage to Angelina Jolie.

Or his divorce from Angelina Jolie, despite what you may have read.

And yet still. The press wonders if Aniston is pregnant… wonders if she’s happy in her marriage… actually wonders if she’ll go back to Pitt.

In the latest issue of Marie Claire, Aniston explains why she spoke out in such a manner.

“My marital status has been shamed; my divorce status was shamed; my lack of a mate had been shamed; my nipples have been shamed,” she says.

“It’s like, ‘Why are we only looking at women through this particular lens of picking us apart? Why are we listening to it?'”

After 30 years as an actress, Aniston says she couldn’t sit idly by any longer while critics and tabloids talked trash and made up rumors.

“I just thought, ‘I have worked too hard in this life and this career to be whittled down to a sad, childless human,'” she said.

Aniston, of course, is married to Justin Theroux these days. And she couldn’t be more content; once again, despite what you may have read.

“Why is he the right person for me?” the actress asks/explains.

“All I know is that I feel completely seen, and adored, in no matter what state. There’s no part of me that I don’t feel comfortable showing, exposing.

“And it brings forth the best part of myself, because I care about him so much. And he’s such a good person. It hurts me to think of anything hurting him.”

Will Aniston have kids at some point?

We’re not about to ask.

But what does her future look like in general?

“This is a time when I’m not completely sure what I’m doing. I’m at this sort of crossroads trying to figure out what inspires me deep in my core,” she tells the magazine.

“What used to make me tick is not necessarily making me tick anymore. The most challenging thing right now is trying to find what it is that makes my heart sing.”

This issue of Marie Claire goes on sale on November 15.

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Kendall Jenner Flaunts Pizza-Covered Nipples on Instagram

Thanks a lot, Kendall Jenner.

We’ll never look at pizza the same way again after this.

The 21-year old model has made it clear over the past couple years that she is unafraid to show off her body on Instagram, often posing in very revealing fashion.

However, Kendall cannot pose in completely revealing fashion as a result of that social media service’s rules and guidelines.

It does not permit nudity. It will take down any photo that depict’s one nipples.

This has presented quite a challenge for Jenner, but it now appears as if she’s solved the dilemma that likely kept her up at night and was responsible for her ongoing sleep paralysis.

It was just a matter of using Photoshop, people!

In the following image, Jenner is wearing a see-through blouse that very clearly would have exposed her nipples..

… if not for two strategically-placed slices of fake pizza, that is!

“Zaza,” Kendall captioned the image, using a very annoying nickname for this delicious food item as a way to describe what is going on here.

Kendall paired this sexy look with a black velvet choker necklace and jeans that hung off her slender frame.

But we somehow doubt most people were looking at anything aside from the aforementioned pizza emojis.

Kendall has never been shy when it comes to her nipples. It’s true. There’s no other way to say it.

Speaking to Vogue a few weeks ago, the reality star said simply “I love my tits being out.”

“It’s, like, one of my things, I guess,” she added.

Does this mean she’ll soon make like her famous half-sister?

We’ve seen plenty of Kim Kardashian nude pictorials and social media poses over the years. Is it safe to assume that Kendall will soon follow (birthday) suit?

Yes… and no. 

“There’s a definite line,” she told Vogue of how much skin she wants to show in pictures, adding:

“But I’m young. When I’m older, I want to be able to look at it and be like, ‘I looked good.'”

Does that explain why Kendall must pose in the buff in public? Of course not.

But she recently turned 21. She’s of legal voting age now and of legal drinking age. She can go ahead and make her own decisions.

Or, really, to be more accurate: she can go ahead and carry out the decisions made by mother Kris Jenner because we all know who is really in charge of this family.

Still, we don’t mind Kendall, at least not when compared to her more-annoying sisters.

Both the photo galleries shared above help explain why.

Click through them today!

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Khloe Kardashian and Her Piglet Nipples Are HOT

Khloe Kardashian just won’t be shut down – not by Donald Trump, and not by pesky conventional standards like covering up your ladyparts with, you know, clothing. 

During last night’s appearance at an event to promote her new denim line, Kardashian showed up wearing a lace, corseted body suit that left nothing to the imagination. 

Girlfriend showed off a killer body, and if we’re being honest, we see absolutely nothing piggish about Khloe’s appearance. 

Khloe previously addressed Hot Mess Trump’s comments about her appearance, which included pig digs and comments about how she was the “ugly Kardashian.” 

In a recent interview, she said, “Someone who is that simplistic to judge things off of surface is not someone I want running my country.” 

“It’s not cool or appropriate for any reason, male or female, to judge someone else by their looks.” 

“I find it really cruel,” she reflected. “It’s wild.” 

Our thoughts exactly, girl. 

And how anybody could judge someone who’s obviously smoking hot is beyond us. 

Trump never discriminated against the women he harassed in the past, so why bother starting now? 

What an utter mastery of douche. 

Recently, there’s been talk of Khloe being pregnant, but by all accounts – i.e., that svelte-ass photo up there – it doesn’t appear that she is.  

Or if she is, she’s at a really, really, really early stage in the game. 

About her current relationship with basketballer Tristan Thompson, reports emerged claiming that Khloe was head over heels. 

“When Khloe falls in love, she falls hard and fast – and Tristan is no different,” a source revealed.  

And she’s apparently so into Thompson that she’s absolutely willing to have his baby. 

“Khloe wants to get pregnant, naturally, and for sure a part of her would love it to be Tristan’s baby,” the source continued.

“She’s so into him, and he’s so gorgeous; she’s already commented on how beautiful their kids would be.”  

Yeah, we can definitely see why she’d think so – these two really are unnaturally good-looking people, and hey: 

Everybody deserves love, don’t they? 

Every damn last Kardashian and Jenner in Hollywood. 

Even, you know, adorable little barnyard piglets, right? 

(Don’t answer that, just visualize for a moment.) 

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Khloe Kardashian and Her Piglet Nipples Are HOT

Khloe Kardashian just won’t be shut down – not by Donald Trump, and not by pesky conventional standards like covering up your ladyparts with, you know, clothing. 

During last night’s appearance at an event to promote her new denim line, Kardashian showed up wearing a lace, corseted body suit that left nothing to the imagination. 

Girlfriend showed off a killer body, and if we’re being honest, we see absolutely nothing piggish about Khloe’s appearance. 

Khloe previously addressed Hot Mess Trump’s comments about her appearance, which included pig digs and comments about how she was the “ugly Kardashian.” 

In a recent interview, she said, “Someone who is that simplistic to judge things off of surface is not someone I want running my country.” 

“It’s not cool or appropriate for any reason, male or female, to judge someone else by their looks.” 

“I find it really cruel,” she reflected. “It’s wild.” 

Our thoughts exactly, girl. 

And how anybody could judge someone who’s obviously smoking hot is beyond us. 

Trump never discriminated against the women he harassed in the past, so why bother starting now? 

What an utter mastery of douche. 

Recently, there’s been talk of Khloe being pregnant, but by all accounts – i.e., that svelte-ass photo up there – it doesn’t appear that she is.  

Or if she is, she’s at a really, really, really early stage in the game. 

About her current relationship with basketballer Tristan Thompson, reports emerged claiming that Khloe was head over heels. 

“When Khloe falls in love, she falls hard and fast – and Tristan is no different,” a source revealed.  

And she’s apparently so into Thompson that she’s absolutely willing to have his baby. 

“Khloe wants to get pregnant, naturally, and for sure a part of her would love it to be Tristan’s baby,” the source continued.

“She’s so into him, and he’s so gorgeous; she’s already commented on how beautiful their kids would be.”  

Yeah, we can definitely see why she’d think so – these two really are unnaturally good-looking people, and hey: 

Everybody deserves love, don’t they? 

Every damn last Kardashian and Jenner in Hollywood. 

Even, you know, adorable little barnyard piglets, right? 

(Don’t answer that, just visualize for a moment.) 

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Snooki Reveals Boob Job Results: My Nipples Are Falling Off!

Snooki may not be as massive a star as she was at the height of Jersey Shore‘s popularity, but in one way, she’s bigger than ever.

Actually, make that in two ways.

Yes, Snooki has slimmed down considerably in the years since she stopped guzzling Ron-Ron juice on the Shore and became a mom, but as further evidence that you can’t take the Seaside Heights out of the girl, her obsession with attaining bikini body perfection continues:

Yes, Snooks has jumped on the “mommy makeover” bandwagon, which, in case you were unaware is a sort of euphemistic catch-all term for a woman with kids getting a bunch of work done.

It can mean different things for different people, and as far as we can tell the only requirements are giving birth and having sufficient funds to go under the knife for cosmetic reasons.

Amber Portwood did a mommy makeover earlier this month and she has yet to reveal what procedures were involved.

Not surprisingly, the outspoken Snooki is a bit more forthcoming, revealing that she took her guidettes to a full C-cup with a subtle boob job.

“Here they are!” Snooks exclaims in video above.

“I’m one week out of surgery so they are very crazy. My nipples are falling off.”

In the clip, Snooki (who – is it just us? – also appears to have had some work done to her face) reveals her new boobs to longtime bestie JWoww during a day of shooting for #MomsWithAttitude.

“If she doesn’t notice, I swear this friendship is over – I’m not doing this show anymore,” Nicole says, in anticipation of the big moment. “I’m walking off set.”

Fortunately, her friend didn’t let her down (though she did require a fair amount of prompting).

Snooki’s main objective in the going under the knife.

Well, naturally, she wants to “look super hot” for her husband, but she says she also wants to feel better about herself.

Apparently, it’s mission accomplished, as Snooks says she feels more “confident and complete” since having her girls enhanced.

JWoww’s been trying out some different looks of her own in recent months, but she seems to have returned to the Jenni we remember in this clip.

Hey, whatever these two feel like doing with their bodies, it’s cool with us.

They’re not seeing how many greasy losers they can hook up with on the Shore anymore, so pretty much anything they do from here on out constitutes progess.

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