Lamar Odom to Khloe Kardashian: Dump Tristan Thompson & Marry ME!

As you’ve no doubt heard by now, Tristan Thompson was caught cheating on Khloe Kardashian while she was pregnant with his child.

That news was shocking enough on its own – but what happened next really threw fans for a loop.

It was widely assumed that Khloe would dump Tristan, but weeks after the allegations surfaced, nothing of the sort has happened.

In fact, rumors that Khloe still plans to marry Thompson have been circulating on social media.

Needless to say, there are many who find these developments deeply distressing.

Khloe’s family has issued ultimatums; her fans are encouraging her to seek help, and to the surprise of absolutely no one – a shadowy figure from Khloe’s past has once again swooped in hoping to take advantage of her vulnerable state.

We’re talking, of course, about NBA star-turned-uncle who always needs to borrow five bucks, Lamar Odom.

According to In Touch Weekly, Odom has joined the masses in encouraging Khloe to kick Tristan to the curb … and, hey, ya know, if she feels like giving old Lam-Lam a second chance, that might be cool, too.

Amazingly, Khloe’s family is said to be so fed up with Tristan that they’re actually encouraging Odom’s attempts at an intervention:

“Khloe needs help,” a source tells the tabloid.

“Lamar might have done some crazy things but he loved her. He loved her more than life itself. It’s eating him up watching Khloé being abused and taken advantage of by Tristan,” the insider adds.

He wants her to dump him so bad.”

Lamar swears his intentions are pure, and he only wants to help Khloe out of a bad situation as a way of expressing gratitude for the way she rushed to his side after he nearly died of a drug overdose in 2015:

“Lamar knows Khloé’s going through hell and would like to be there for her just like she was for him when he was knocking on death’s door,” the source explained.

“He has the utmost respect, love, and admiration for Khloé and is tremendously happy she’s had her first child. Truth be told — Lamar wishes he were the father.”

In the past, Lamar has benefited from Khloe’s short memory, as she took him back after repeated f-ck ups.

This time, however, it looks like Tristan will be grabbing his own rebound:

“Khloé never learns from her mistakes,” says a second insider.

“She forgave Lamar for cheating, and now she’s doing the same thing with Tristan. She thinks marriage will be the answer to their problems, even though it’s clear she can never trust him again.” 

Yeah, Lamar!

Khloe’s not gonna keep forgiving men who have done her wrong over and over again.

She has strict 17 strikes and you’re out rule!


Lamar Odom to Khloe Kardashian: Can I Please See Baby True?!?

Khloe Kardashian likely feels very alone right now.

Yes, the reality star has a number of family members in her corner, but she just gave birth to a little girl while living in a foreign city (Cleveland), which she moved to in order to be close to Tristan Thompson.

And then she found out that Thompson had been cheating on her. A lot.

We feel terrible for Khloe.

We can’t imagine what she has been going through over the past few weeks.

But we’re comforted by the knowledge that she isn’t truly going through it alone.

No, aren’t talking about Khloe’s famous sisters or her mother.

We’re actually talking about her ex-husband, Lamar Odom.

“Lamar’s been texting Khloe, checking on her and the baby and making sure she’s good,” an insider tells Life & Style, adding:

“He just wants to be a bed of comfort to her.”

First: LOL. Who actually talks like that?

It makes us question whether this supposed insider exists.

Second: Odom actually wants to be more than a “bed of comfort.”

The same source goes on to say the following:

“He’s hopeful to meet baby True soon. Like her mother, he knows that True will be absolutely gorgeous and he’d love the honor of holding her in his arms.

“He’s adores that name and only wishes he could have lived up to her name when he was with Khloe.”

This last part has been fairly well-documented.

Ever since he and Kardashian divorce many years ago, Odom has made it clear that he wishes he had acted differently during their marriage.

By the end of the four-year union, Lamar had fallen off the wagon and was back to using drugs.

Sadly, he also admitted to cheating on Khloe during this difficult period of his life.

But that was a long time ago.

Just a day after Thompson’s cheating scandal became public knowledge, Odom supposedly dialed up Khloe and said he wanted to get back together.

We somehow doubt this will happen, despite the strong feelings that still exist between the stars, but a reconciliation with Odom would certainly be a worthy act of revenge on Khloe’s part.

She could really stick it to Tristan that way, sort of how he’s been sticking it to many random women over the past several months with his penis.

Lamar really wants to be part of Khloe and True’s life,” says this same tabloid source, concluding:

“He still loves her and doesn’t want her to have to be a single mother given the state of her relationship with Tristan. He really feels heartbroken for her.”

So do we.

We also feel sort of bad because for her daughter because, well… True Thompson?!?

Where did that name come?

An explanation is below:


Lamar Odom to Khloe Kardashian: Let’s Get Back Together!

Prior to hooking up with Khloe Kardashian and then cheating on Khloe Kardashian, Tristan Thompson was known for being one of the NBA’s best rebounders.

Which is ironic.

Because a new report states plainly that Khloe’s ex-husband would love to be Kardashian’s romantic rebound.

Indeed, Lamar Odom reads the same websites as you do and is well aware of what’s going on.

Of what has apparently been going on for months.

On Wednesday, the Internet nearly exploded over various reports that Thompson has stepped out on his pregnant girlfriend on at least two occasions:

1. There’s surveillance footage of him kissing one woman and being groped by another in Washington D.C. last October.

2. There’s also surveillance footage of him entering a New York City hotel with a woman (allegedly named Lani Brown) who he had been making out with earlier in the night.

The latter incident took place just two weeks ago.

With Khloe actually living in Tristan’s Cleveland home and awaiting the birth of their first child, Us Weekly alleges that Odom has a message for her:


“Lamar would absolutely get back together with Khloe, and realizes he wasn’t the best person he could be while they were together,” this tabloid insider says.

Odom, who also played professional basketball for a living, has admitted himself to cheating on Khloe during their marriage.

He has also admitted to battling a substance abuse problem throughout their romance, one that nearly took his life a couple years ago after he overdosed at a brothel in Las Vegas.

Khloe remained by her former husband’s side while he recovered from this experience, and the two have always been very public about their love for each other.

“Lamar feels terrible for Khloe. He wasn’t sure if he should reach out and see how she’s doing. He feels for her,” People Magazine also says of Odom.

So… is there a chance the ex-spouses could actually reconcile?

Sure. There’s always a chance.

But Khloe is due to welcome a daughter any day now.

The daughter belongs to Thompson, of course, making everything rather complicated.

Thankfully, Odom is reportedly woke enough to realize that asking to reunite with a woman about to give birth to another man’s child is a little… weird.

“It’s incredibly upsetting for Lamar, and he wants to call her but doesn’t have a phone number for Khloe,” the Us Weekly source alleges, adding:

“He could call Kris, but doesn’t want to intrude because she is about to give birth.”

Good non-call there, Lamar.

You’ve gotta give Khloe some time here.

Like, months and months of time, if not years and years of time.

Her heart is broken over Thompson’s actions and her vagina will soon be in a lot of pain due to the whole birthing process.

We somehow doubt she’ll be anxious to jump back into bed with anyone any time soon.

Kardashian and Odom got married on September 27, 2009, just one month to the day after they met (and nine days after getting engaged).

However, the marriage fell apart after the former Los Angeles Lakers player’s cheating scandal and drug relapse, which led Kardashian to file for divorce in 2013.

“Love is blind … Lamar was so great at making me feel like I was the only one and I’m this princess. I never speculated cheating,” Khloe told Howard Stern in 2016 of Odom’s infidelity.

She added at the time:

“It is humiliating on any level, but I found out he was cheating on me the majority of our marriage, I just didn’t know.”

Seriously, poor Khloe Kardashian, right?

Let’s hope she dumps Tristan the zero and eventually finds her way to a hero, someone who will treat her the way she deserves to be treated – and/or at the very least, does not have sex with any other woman.

Is that asking too much, fellas?

Just keep it in your pants.