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Robert Pattinson and Katy Perry: Spotted! Making Out!!!!!

Into whom Robert Pattinson may or may not be sticking his penis these days is a matter of national debate and discussion.

According to a recent rumor, the British actor is dating Emma Watson, making the dreams of all Harry Potter and Twilight Saga fans into a stunning and incredible reality.

And, trust us, we’d love to believe this story.

We get giddy at the mere thought of Watson and Pattinson procreating beautiful, intelligent children with really cool accents.

But we never really bought this chatter.

It has been clear, however, that Pattinson and Katy Perry have a tight bond.

Neither has been especially tight-lipped about their friendship, with sources claiming Perry was psyched to swoop in and comfort Pattinson after he split from FKA Twigs last fall.

Now, however, comes seemingly legitimate evidence that something romantic is brewing between the artist and the actor.

According to Life & Style insiders, Pattinson and Perry were spotted on January 26 inside Los Angeles restaurant Taix.

And a witness tells this tabloid that the stars didn’t act like two people who had NOT seen each other naked.

“They sat in the corner and were drinking a lot,” an onlooker alleges, adding that the celebrities were all over each other and making out.

Whoa there, right?!?

We added the bold above for emphasis. Because this is a pretty big deal if true.

“They came in together really late and stayed until 2 a.m.” this report continues, with another witness saying Robert and Katy were on hand with a group of friends and:

“They really blended in. People didn’t even recognize them!”

Rumors of a romance between the singer and the stud muffin first went viral in August of last year.

And why not, right?

At the time, there were numerous sightings of the superstars together; both were either single or on breaks from a significant other; and both are very attractive.

You don’t need much more than that for celebrity gossip sites to start writing.

Pattinson, of course, most famous dated Kristen Stewart, prior to getting together with FKA Twigs and even getting engaged to her.

Perry, meanwhile, has dated her fair share of famous men, most notably Russell Brand and Orlando Bloom.

About a month ago, a source told People Magazine that Bloom and Perry were most decidedly not back together, while also acknowledging that they “will continue to see each other when their schedules allow it.”

Which is fine and dandy and which doesn’t discredit the article here at all.

It’s not like we’re saying Pattinson and Perry are getting married or anything.

Just that they are, at the very least, swapping spit; and, most likely, bodily fluids.

We’re talking about sex, readers. Robert Pattinson and Katy Perry are probably having sex.

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Robert Pattinson and Emma Watson Might Be Dating, And the Internet Can’t Handle It

Sit down, readers.

Stop operating all heavy machinery.

And take a very deep breath.

Because a new report is about to knock your socks off, while simultaneously causing your eyeballs to pop out of their sockets and your jaw to hit the floor.

We just want you to be fully prepared. Here we go…

… Robert Pattinson and Emma Watson may be dating!

We don’t have a ton of evidence on which to base this statement, except for an In Touch Weekly source who alleges the British superstars have been making love to each other for several weeks now.

Or at least building themselves up to said love making via a variety of romantic interactions.

“They’ve been texting and enjoying secret dinners together in LA and London,” this insider claims.

The actress and actor have known each other since 2005’s Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, the film in which Pattinson portrayed Cedric Diggory.

(Watson, of course, is best known for having played Hermione Granger in this beloved movie franchise.)

Why might Emma and Robert be drawn to each other?

“They share the same sense of humor and have so much in common. They’ve always had chemistry, but the timing has never been right – until now,” writes the aforementioned tabloid.

It certainly is true that Watson and Pattinson looked like they were having a blast when presenting on stage this past Sunday night at the 2018 Golden Globe Awards.

The mere sight of these young icons together has set the Internet on fire.

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Watson has almost never been involved in a high profile romance.

She has been candid in the past about the challenges she faces as a very famous person in this regard, once commenting:

“It’s difficult in my dating life because anyone I get photographed with is automatically my boyfriend. So it just makes it look as if I’ve had, like, 6,000 boyfriends!”

Pattinson, conversely, dated former Twilight Saga star Kristen Stewart for many years. (Perhaps you read about it… absolutely everywhere for about four years.)

He split with the actress a long time ago, but then found himself a subject of the paparazzi during his relationship with FKA Twigs.

There was even chatter that Twigs and Pattinson were engaged, only for the romance to fall apart in October.

Since then, he’s actually been linked to Katy Perry, although most outlets say that singer is merely close friends with the handsome actor.

In other words: he’s single!

And so is Watson!

Which means this rumor may not be complete malarkey.

You may not return to a state of hyperventilation. In fact, we’ll go ahead and join you:

OMFG, ROBERT PATTINSON AND EMMA WATSON MAY BE DATING!!!!!!!!!!

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Robert Pattinson: Relying on Katy Perry After FKA Twigs Split!

Robert Pattinson is reportedly having a rough time in his relationship. A relationship that’s effectively over. 

And he’s said to have been looking for comfort in the form of a boob … sorry, shoulder … to cry on. Metaphorically.

Well, folks, he’s apparently found that “shoulder.” And it belongs to Katy Perry.

If a married couple separates, they’re still technically married … but only kind of.

If an engaged couple separates, are they still engaged? That’s the question circling around Robert Pattinson and FKA Twigs at the moment.

The fact that Robert Pattinson told Howard Stern that he and FKA Twigs are “kind of” engaged is very telling.

And then there’s the story that the beautiful young couple split after three years together.

Reports don’t suggest anything explosive, but that even though they’d bought a house together, things weren’t working out because of their conflicting travel schedules.

(Because they both have busy careers)

So Robert Pattinson is said to have initiated the breakup, and FKA Twigs moved out.

And yet … the split is not yet official in any public capacity.

But while Robert Pattinson and FKA Twigs’ relationship remains in a state of quantum uncertainty, it’s been looking more and more like Robert Pattinson and Katy Perry are dating.

And now we can put their budding relationship in new context.

E! reports that their insider is spilling details on Rob and Katy’s new bond.

They start by describing Rob’s state of mind:

“Rob already feels single. He and FKA have had major distance and tension between them for months now. They really tried to make it work, and it’s not long until the split will be public. They have just been trying to figure out how to sort everything.”

Their source explains why Rob and Katy have seemed to affectionate in recent months.

“No one really understood what he saw in FKA, but they always supported him. As far as Katy goes, they have been good friends for a while. They have many mutual friends and have always kept in touch. They aren’t serious as of now, but Rob has always had an interest in Katy.”

That bit about no one understanding is weird — the two famously bonded over a mutual love of music. And FKA Twigs is really hot. This is not rocket science.

However, the source goes on to claim that Robert Pattinson and Katy Perry aren’t officially an item yet.

“Robert is not dating anyone now.”

Of course, you don’t have to date to be hooking up. Just saying.

“He is just chilling. He is good friends with Katy Perry and talks to her about everything.”

That’s how relationships bloom, isn’t it? But what is their dynamic like at the moment?

E! reports on what their current friendship is like.

“Rob has been leaning a lot on Katy since his split with FKA Twigs.”

All jokes about him resting his weary head on someone’s famously pillowy bosom aside, it’s good to be able to talk to friends after getting out of a long-term relationship.

“They talk on the phone regularly and make sure to see each other when they both aren’t away working. Katy has always been a good friend to Rob over the years and has been there for him emotionally.”

That actually sounds incredibly healthy.

“They have many common interests and also both know how to have fun and party. Although they have been flirtatiously romantic, they have still remained good friends. Rob loves that Katy is a free spirit and she has given him good advice when it comes to relationships.”

That sounds like something that could develop into a more-than-friendship over time. Maybe once the FKA Twigs split is fully resolved.

“Since Katy has been busy on tour, her and Rob will FaceTime and text when possible.”

Cute!

“She wants to make sure he is doing OK. Rob knows how good of a friend she is and he was also there for her when she was going through her divorce. They lean on each other.”

So it’s mutual!

With Katy being busy — and now working as a judge on the new American Idol — we wonder if they’ll ever date, officially.

If travel schedules really were what put the strain on Robert Pattinson and FKA Twigs’ relationship, wouldn’t it also doom anything that Rob and Katy might one day have?

Or will they have a different sort of relationship, built up while they can’t always see each other, where FaceTime and emotional intimacy keep their connection strong no matter the distance that separates them?

We have to wonder.

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Katy Perry & Robert Pattinson: Dating?!

What’s going on with Robert Pattinson these days?

Well, it’s tough to say.

Some reports have the former Twilight heartthrob engaged to FKA Twigs, while others have him … engaged in a very different sort of activity.

But we’re not here to discuss the possibility that Robert Pattinson jerked off a dog.

No, we’re here to dust off an old tabloid favorite.

Yes, it’s time for another round of rumors that Katy Perry and Robert Pattinson are dating!

If you spend a lot of time with us here in the world of celebrity gossip, then there’s a good chance you’ve heard this one before,

Hell, it seems to pop up every few months, despite the fact that Rob seems to be in a serious, long-term relationship.

This time, the reports are based on photos of the possible couple published by TMZ.

According to the site, Katy and Rob looked “super cozy” during an intimate dinner at the Sunset Tower Hotel.

When you use vague terms like “intimate” and “super cozy,” it sounds like there’s some knocking of boots going on, but by all appearances, Rob and Katy are just friends.

Granted, it’s suspicious that they became close friends (or at least started spending a lot more time together in public) shortly after Perry’s breakup with Orlando Bloom, but this is really a rekindled romance, that means Rob’s been on one hell of an emotional roller coaster lately.

It was just two weeks ago that he confirmed to Howard Stern that he’s planning to marry Twigs.

Then there was the whole dog masturbation thing.

And now he’s hooking up with Katy?

Did Twigs dump him for wanking the dog off?

Was animal lover Katy so moved by the possible dog-jacking that she begged Rob to take her back.

We don’t know, but refuse to give up on the canine-involvement angle.

We’re like  dog with a bone here.

We’d apologize for that joke, but you know it would be insincere.

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Robert Pattinson: I Was Just Joking About Jerking Off That Dog!

Robert Pattinson … well, he gave us quite the shock yesterday when we heard him tell a disturbing story about a scene featuring a dog in his new movie, Good Time.

Mostly because the disturbing story in question was about him jerking off a real live dog.

He told the sordid tale Thursday night on Jimmy Kimmel Live, and it sure was something.

He began the story with “Oh, God, I don’t know if I can say this. There’s a lot of things in this movie which really cross the line of legality.”

“It’s not even on the line, it’s way beyond the line.”

Which, you know, isn’t a great start.

Jimmy had to push him a little bit, but eventually he explained that his character in the movie “has this affinity with dogs.”

“He thinks he is a dog in a previous life and he thinks he has control over animals and stuff.

And then he explained that “There’s this one scene we shot. There’s a drug dealer who busts into the room, and I was sleeping with the dog and basically giving the dog a hand job.”

But wait, it gets worse!

Rob said that he asked the dog’s trainer about acting out the scene, because his director told him “Just do it for real, man! Don’t be a pussy!”

The trainer told him that he technically do it, because the dog is a breeder and hadn’t been fixed.

He advised Robert that he just had to “massage the inside of his thighs.”

In the end though, he refused to do it, and so they made “a fake red rocket” for the scene instead.

It’s just a really, sincerely strange story, isn’t it? And it didn’t sit well with a lot of people who heard it.

It sounds a bit like animal abuse, and it also sounds completely inappropriate. Like, there’s no reason whatsoever why a movie needs a scene like that.

But, according to a new statement from Rob himself, it seems like the whole thing was one big misunderstanding.

“The story I told on Jimmy Kimmel last night seems to have spiraled out of control,” he said. “What didn’t come across is that this was supposed to be a joke.”

“No one at all expected or assumed that anything like that would happen on the Good Time set.”

“We are all huge animal lovers and would obviously never do anything to harm animal,” he continued.

“Everyone involved in Good Time are amazing professionals and have come together to make a movie that I’m extremely proud of.”

He concluded his statement with “I feel embarrassed that in the moment, I was trying to make Jimmy laugh, only to create confusion and a false impression.”

It’s interesting though, because really his statement is only creating more confusion.

Did none of this actually happen? Did he completely make up the story about the dog for a laugh?

Or is he just trying to do some damage control after it turned out that so many people felt so strongly about jerking off a dog for a movie?

Either way … what a weird time to be alive.

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Robert Pattinson: Sharing Sex Scene with a Dog in His New Movie?!

Robert Pattinson is so great, right? So adorable and funny and just so, so good.

But there's no denying that he's come a long way since he first appeared on our radar as the brooding, creepy, glittery vampire in Twilight.

These days, Rob is in a very different place in his life, and in his career, too.

For instance, instead of doing film adaptations of dumb teenage fantasy books, he's doing critically acclaimed movies in which he may or may not have sexual relations with dogs.

Confused? It's OK, so are we.

But good ol' Rob explained the whole sketchy story on Jimmy Kimmel Live.

He was there to promote his new movie, Good Time, which premieres next week, and at one point, Jimmy brought up a story about a dog in the movie.

At first, Rob doesn't want to get into the story — as he explained, it may not have technically been legal — but later he relents.

And the story sure is a doozy.

As he says, his character in the movie "has this affinity with dogs," and he actually "thinks he is a dog in a previous life and he thinks he has control over animals."

"There's this one scene we shot," he continued. "There's a drug dealer who busts into the room, and I was sleeping with the dog and basically giving the dog a hand job."

… And there it is.

It seems like Rob was a little hesitant about actually doing the deed, and thank goodness.

"I asked the trainer because the director was like, 'Just do it for real, man! Don't be a pussy!'" he recalled.

"And the dog's owner was like, 'Well, he's a breeder. I mean, you can. You just gotta massage the inside of his thighs.'"

But in the end, he refused to go through with it, and the crew made a fake dog penis to use for the scene instead.

Because this is the world we live in.

Really, it's nice that Rob refused to do a scene like this — as he said, it could very well be illegal, but even if it's not, it's disgusting and wrong.

We're proud of him. honestly.

But still, it still feels like it would have been better if no one had ever learned this horrific story.

Here, go ahead and scar yourself by watching the video below:

Robert pattinson sharing sex scene with a dog in his new movie
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