Scheana Marie: Pissed About Mike Shay’s New Girlfriend?!

Your totes enlightened friend who curates her ex’s Tinder profile might disagree, but we all know that there’s a winner and a loser in every breakup.

Sometimes, it’s not immediately clear who came out on top.

Other times it’s a blow-out victory, such as in the case of Scheana Marie and Mike Shay.

If you’re a Vanderpump Rules fan, then you’re likely aware that Scheana and Shay’s divorce was an ugly one, and Scheana emerged from the wreckage looking like a courageous survivor …

… while Mike came off as more of an uncaring, unemployed, drug-addicted adulterer.

It wasn’t a great look.

Anyway, Scheana continued her victory tour by being the first to move on from the marriage with a guy who not only has a job, but appears to not have any serious drug addictions, thus making him considerably less likely to drain her bank account.

Scheana began dating Robert Valletta almost immediately after parting ways with Shay.

She revealed on the Vanderpump Rules Season 6 premiere that she and Valletta have been “friends with benefits” on and off for seven years.

(She also revealed that Valletta is considerably more blessed in the dong department, which probably wasn’t Shay’s favorite moment of the episode.)

But like the Atlanta Falcons in the second half of Super Bowl LI, Scheana appears to have taken her considerable lead for granted.

We’re not saying Mike will ever be victorious–dude’s like 30 and still trying to make it as a rapper–but he’s been making major gains lately.

Apparently, Shay even has a new girlfriend, whom he’s describing to friends as the love of his life.

“Mike is finally over Scheana and has been posting about his new girlfriend non-stop on social media,” an insider tells Radar Online.

“He is telling his friends that the new girl is the love of his life!”

Scheana’s reportedly been seeking comfort with Valletta, but seeing as he’s also her ex these days, that might not be a totally effective strategy.

“Scheana has been spending time with Rob more so lately while he is in L.A. at her premiere party and other festivities,” a source tells Radar.

“However, the two are not back together and she has recently been trying to reach out to Mike.”

Yes, it seems like Scheana just didn’t know what she had until it was gone.

Or she’s just pissed that she’s single and Mike isn’t anymore.

Either way, most unemployed 30-year-olds rarely find themselves in the situation of being fought over by two girls, so enjoy it, Mike!

Watch Vanderpump Rules online to relive the short-lived trainwreck that was Mike and Scheana’s marriage.


Ex-USMNT Player Kyle Martino: ‘Pissed Off’ at World Cup Flop, But Back Off the Guys

Ex-Team USA soccer player Kyle Martino says the squad’s loss to Trinidad and Tobago is the “worst day in U.S. soccer history” … but tells TMZ Sports the guys need support, not scorn.  Martino — who played for the USMNT from 2002 to 2006 –…


Kailyn Lowry: PISSED at Javi Marroquin Over Tell-All Book!

Despite the fact that they’re reality stars who tend to overshare on social media, these days, it’s very difficult to figure out what’s going on between Kailyn Lowry and Javi Marroquin.

Just weeks after Kailyn filed for a restraining order against Javi, it seems the former couple is somehow back on good terms.

In fact, rumors of Lowry and Marroquin getting back together have been circulating on social media for several days now.

Many Teen Mom 2 fans took the couple’s silence on the subject as an implicit confirmation of the rumors.

But now it seems their celebrations may have been a bit premature.

According to Radar Online, Javi is on the verge of publishing a memoir with some scathing tidbits about Kailyn.

It seems the publication date keeps getting pushed back as a result of Kailyn’s efforts to have certain excerpts removed.

Despite the obvious displeasure of his ex, however, Marroquin says he’s pushing forward with the tell-all.

“The book is coming,” Javi told Radar in a recent interview.

“There are things in there I needed Kail’s permission to say. She’s obviously not happy with some of the stuff in there. That’s the delay right now.”

Javi refused to go into specifics with regard to why Kailyn is upset about the book, but he assured fans that his debut memoir will be in stores soon.

“As soon as Kail and I can come to an equal compromise, hopefully we can keep pressing on it.”

Javi first revealed his publishing deal back in March:

“Fans can expect a story about a man who thought he figured out life,” she said at the time.

“Lies and cheating were swept beneath his nose for a long time!”

Hopefully he’s hired a competent editor to help him excise those mixed metaphors.

In his latest interview, Javi told Radar that he considers it unfair that he’s forced to have Kailyn sign off on the book, as he was given no such courtesy when she published Hustle and Heart last year.

In the memoir, Kailyn describes Javi as “jealous and controlling.”

“When he did things like demanding that I unlock my phone to prove I had nothing to hide, or calling me constantly when I was enjoying time with friends to make sure I wasn’t doing anything ‘sneaky’ behind his back, it became clearer and clearer how little my husband trusted me,” reads one scathing passage.

“I had done nothing to make him doubt me. I never lied, never went behind his back and I was never unfaithful. For some reason, he was convinced otherwise.”

Yeah, we’re thinking fans might want to go ahead and give up on those recociliation hopes.

Watch Teen Mom 2 online for more to relive Kailyn and Javi’s rocky romance.