Britney Spears: PISSED at Kevin Federline For Demanding More Child Support!

Our younger readers may not be familiar with the velour track suit come to life that is Kevin Federline, so let us fill you in the saga of the ultimate baby daddy:

Federline married Britney Spears back in 2004, and she’s been paying for that mistake ever since.

While the marriage lasted only a couple years, Federline fathered two children with Spears, which means he’s pretty much hitched his wagon to her star for life.

(Or at least until little Sean and Jayden turn eighteen.)

And these days, K-Fed – as he was known in the dark days of the early ’00s – seems hell-bent on getting the most out of this arrangement.

It seems Federline wants more child support money from Spears, and sources say he’s willing to take her to court if he has to.

And according to US Weekly, Brit is downright fuming over her ex’s audacity:

“She’s angry Kevin is asking for more money because she pays for everything,” says an insider, who describes Britney and Kevin’s relationship as “strained.” 

“Those boys are her world. She is an amazing mother.”

Child support beefs amongst rich people are always a little hilarious since it’s not like anyone is struggling to pay for groceries here.

It’s more like Kevin takes the kids to Disneyland he just pays for admission, while Brit rents out the entire park and has it closed to the public so there are no lines for the rides.

There are numerous reasons why it’s tempting to side with Brit, not the least of which is that if it weren’t for her financial support, Kevin would probably be popping and locking on a street corner somewhere.

But it’s important to remember that their situation is more complex than that of most celebrity exes.

As you may recall, Brit has had her share of problems over the years.

The consequences of Spears’ 2007 meltdown are still a daily reality for the singer, who is still, in some ways, under the thumb of her father and financial advisor, Jamie Spears.

There were several times in the past decade when it would have been easy to fight for sole custody of the kids, but K-Fed mostly did right by his ex:

“Kevin has always allowed for very liberal visitation,” says the insider. “He has been supportive of her recovery.”

It may have been quite some time ago, but it’s something Brit should probably keep in mind if she plans to square off with Kevin in court.


Kourtney Kardashian: Scott Disick Is PISSED I’m Dating Younes Bendjima!

At this point, we’re not even sure if Kourtney Kardashian is still dating Younes Bendjima, but for a long time, those two were inseparable.

Keeping Up With the Kardashians has a production lag-time of several months, so viewers are just now getting some insight into what Kourtney and Younes’ relationship looked like.

And not surprisingly, Scott Disick isn’t thrilled with the view.

Scott is dating Sofia Richie these days, but he still doesn’t want baby mama Kourtney to move on.

Dude has the emotional maturity of a teenager, which is fitting since the father of three is currently dating a teenager.

Anyway, we’ve known for quite some time that Scott was not happy when he found out about Kourtney and Younes, but we’re just now hearing the story from a firsthand source.

A preview from the upcoming episode of KUWTK shows Kourtney informing Khloe that Scott came to terms with the news of her new relationship as only he can–with plenty of rage and late night drunken rambling.

“Last night, Scott called me at, like, two in the morning, which he never calls me late at night,” Kourtney tells Khloe in the clip.

“He was just ranting, like, ‘What are we doing in life? What are you doing? What am I doing?’ And I go, ‘But what are you doing?’ And then he’ll say, ‘But what are you doing? Is it any better?'”

Well, if you’re gonna call someone so late at night, the least you can do is offer scintillating conversation of that caliber.

Clearly, Scott was looking for some sort of reassurance from Kourtney.

Fortunately, Kourt was having none of that.

“By the end of the conversation, I was just like, ‘I have a boyfriend and he’s 24 years old! It’s not the craziest thing that’s ever happened in the world!'” she tells her sister.

It seems the comment had the desired effect of making Scott freak the eff out:

“Then he was like, ‘He’s your boyfriend!’ Then he hung up the phone,” Kourt’s tale concludes.

Fortunately, Khloe was on hand to offer the advice that Kourtney clearly needed to hear:

“Cut the court,” she bluntly told Kourtney.

Thankfully, it seems that Kourtney and Scott have finally severed ties for good these days, which is clearly what’s best for both of them.

Damn, we just jinxed it by saying that, didn’t we?

Watch Keeping Up With the Kardashians online for more of rich people treating each other badly.


Tonya Harding Gets Pissed at Piers Morgan Over ‘Real Victim,’ Her or Nancy Kerrigan

Tonya Harding kneecapped Piers Morgan, or at least her interview with him … abruptly cutting it short when he called her out for acting like she was the victim, and not Nancy Kerrigan. Tonya was on “Good Morning Britain,” and clearly expecting a…