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Over the weekend, Offset shared a nude pic of Cardi B that turned heads everywhere.
But Cardi has raised the stakes with a steamy PDA video of her and Offset.
This video has fans asking — did Cardi record herself while Offset was performing a sex act on her? Take a look …
After all, she has to heal after childbirth.
Based upon the numbers she gave at the time and our math, that deadline appears to have arrived, and she took to her Instagram stories to brag about it.
Cardi shared some very affectionate PDA with Offset in a video captioned: "When that 6 weeks up."
The PDA is so intense (keep in mind that our .gif here is cropped a little) that fans believed that her freshly healed vagina was getting fingered.
Cardi's name trended on Twitter and everyone discussed her. It's a whole thing. But Cardi tweeted to try to clear things up.
"I wasn’t getting fingered," Cardi protests. "I had LEATHER SHORTS ON."
Though Offset's handers were wandering in the video, tey really don't seem to insert themselves anywhere. Cardi wasn't done, though.
Cardi could not resist adding: "…. but i wish i was :/"
"I was very very horny," Cardi admits.
That is a refreshing level of honesty that most of us haven't heard since we were middle schoolers. It's also, you know, pretty hilarious.
Cardi noticed something about the reaction to her video.
"You wanna know what sooo funny?" Cardi tweeted. "I don’t see my fans complaining about the instasnap."
"All i see is other artists stans mad at it," Cardi points out. "Like why ?"
She has a point — a lot of people who were condemning Cardi were Nicki Minaj stans in particular. (Stans, of course, are particularly diehard fans)
"Why ya so worried?" Cardi asks. "Worry about your fav artists don’t worry about Cardi!"
Cardi also shared the stats on her Instagram stories as a callout.
"Ya nasty," Cardi playfully accuses on Twitter. "Ya say ya don’t want to see it but ya really wanna see it."
She shows that millions of people checked out her Instagram stories.
We are meant to conclude that this is more people than usual, and that the promise of seeing her PDA video drew in people.
We don't doubt that for a moment.
Believe it or not, this is not the first tim that what fans believe to be a Cardi B sex tape has shown up on Instagram.
Just like last time, she says that she was clothed and that Offset was not slipping anything to her.
But can you blame fans for jumping to conclusions when they see her salacious content?
Other rappers like Boonk Gang have posted sex tapes to Instagram, sex tapes that the viewers can never, ever unsee, so it's not like it's unprecedented.
Is Cardi just so sexy that people can't resist imagining that her life is a little sexier than she is? Or is she trolling her fans?
It’s only been two weeks since Jinger Duggar welcomed her first child, but in following with the tradition established by her older siblings, she’s been dutifully sharing her joy with millions of fans on social media.
Photos of little Felicity have been all over Jessa’s Instagram page, and now, the newest addition to the Duggar clan has officially made her print media debut:
That’s Jinger, Jeremy and Felicity posing for People magazine.
Like we said, it’s not the first time the Duggar faithful have laid eyes on Jinger’s baby girl, but the public reaction is one of pure elation every time.
Of course, no one is more excited than Jinger and Jeremy who have been gushing about Felicity every chance they get.
“We are so thankful to have our sweet girl home with us! She is the biggest blessing and we are elated to be her parents!” the couple wrote in a recent blog post.
“It’s incredible being first-time parents,” they added.
“It’s something that you think about and dream about, but when it’s actually here, I think the reality hits you and it’s just the sweetest thing in the whole world.”
In a video introducing Felicity to the world — another Duggar tradition — Jinger and Jeremy showered the little girl with more love and affection:
“I think the most exciting thing about having a little girl is seeing this little piece of Jinger and me together,” said Jeremy.
As for the name — which is remarkably traditional by Duggar standards (this is the family that gave us baby Spurgeon, after all) — Jinger and Jeremy explained the situation thusly:
“Nicole, because that’s Jinger’s middle name, and a way to honor her,” Vuolo explained.
“Felicity really describes supreme joy — the joy we have in this little one and the joy that we pray she would have throughout life.”
Well, nothing can quite live up to Spurgeon, but we suppose it will do
We kid, of course.
Felicity is a beautiful name for a beautiful little girl.
Our sincere congrats go out to Jinger, Jeremy, and the whole Duggar clan.
Tori Roloff may be thinking twice about having a second child right about now.
We kid, of course.
Children are a blessing and Tori and Zach Roloff seem like outstanding parents whose influence on a new generation can only help the world become a better place.
Tori just shared as personal and as hilarious a photo as one can share of his or her offspring, and it sheds light on the occasional downside of parenting.
Or the occasional smelly side, we guess we should say.
Tori, who recently made us cry with her anniversary tribute to husband Zach, just made us spit out our coffee with laughter over an image of one-year old son Jackson covered in human feces.
They’re his own feces, at least.
But they are feces, nonetheless.
“I share this with the risk of getting mom shamed (again- and for real I don’t care I don’t get humans sometimes),” Roloff wrote to open the caption that accompanies the following picture, prior to adding:
“This is for all those mamas out there that sometime feel like they are sinking. That’s been me this week.”
Tori then proceeded to explain how she came across her only child in the rather dirty state you can see him in above.
“Here’s hoping this brings you a good laugh and hopefully you’re Day was better than mine:
“Started out with my husband waking up sick- his headache can’t move I’m dying sick. Now we did get to enjoy a lovely day with friends by the pool but that’s where the fun ended.”
Okay, go on…
“I came home to Zach still being sick so I tried to play hard ball and get him up and moving- bad idea. He threw up on our front porch because he couldn’t make it to the bathroom (I guess I should be thankful it wasn’t inside).”
Yikes. Sorry to hear all this, Zach.
And sorry if the details below will be enough to make our readers sick…
Roloff said she had to hose off her husband’s vomit from the front porch. From there?
“I then come back inside to relax but heard Jackson awake in his crib. He often wakes up and just hangs quietly. I needed the extra time so I left him a couple minutes.
“After about 20 min I went in his room… this is where it gets bad. I noticed something on his face (of course I think it’s blood or something and start freaking out).”
And what was that something,Tori?
“As I moved closer the smell overcame me. I noticed brown spread all over his sheets and crib- and oh ya- that’s poop… IN HIS HAIR!!!!
“To make matters worse… we don’t currently have hot water in our house so I had to drive to another house to bathe him.”
And also this: Nearly every parent on the planet has been there, Tori.
This is most definitely NOT something to feel shame over.
Taking as positive an approach as she can, the Little People, Big World star concluded:
“So ya. That’s my day. If you were having a rough day I hope this helps. I can laugh now that Jackson is asleep in a throughly scrubbed crib.
“ALSO: first time parents: never. Ever. Under any circumstances. Put your child to bed in just a diaper. Just don’t do it. We all have those days. Today involved both vomit and poop. I mean can tomorrow get any worse?
“Don’t answer that. #momlife #babyjroloff.”
We so appreciate the honesty. Thank you, Tori.
This TLC star recently hinted that she and Zach were strongly considering a second child, making us excited for even more stories such as this down the line.
After all, you know what they say, right?
Sometimes you need to laugh in order not to cry your eyes out.
For photos of Jackson Roloff NOT coverered in poop, check out the gallery below:
The competition is apparently on between Tori Roloff and Audrey Roloff.
On Father’s Day this year, Audrey gushed and gushed and gushed over her husband, Jeremy, praising him for his faith and his dedication to his family.
It was an incredibly sweet message.
But Tori may have just topped it.
On the occasion of her third wedding anniversary, Tori has gone ahead and made it impossible for any other spouse to ever wish a happy anniversary to his or her spouse ever again.
Because he or she will never be able to surpass the sweetness of Tori’s message about Zach.
“I just can’t quite comprehend how I get to live out my life next to this man. Zach you are hands down the best husband I could ever ask for,” the TLC star wrote on Instagram last night alongside the picture above.
The Little People, Big World twosome originally said, “I do” in front of approximately 200 people in a Roloff Family Farm ceremony on July, 25 2015.
Just under two years later, they welcomed a son named Jackson Kyle into the world.
Continued Tori in her tribute:
“I’m so thankful for your grace and your patience. You help me be a better version of myself every single day. I love your heart and your thoughtfulness.
“You are always quick to put others before yourself and it’s something I truly believe the world needs more of.”
Man. Is it getting misty in here or is it just us?
Tori recently confirmed that she and Zach are either trying for a second child right now or will be in the near future.
She sounds very excited to give Jackson a sibling.
But not as excited as she was on Instagram to talk up her husband of three years.
“You are always quick to put others before yourself and it’s something I truly believe the world needs more of,” she wrote of Zach, concluding with a flourish:
I have loved watching you become a dad and it’s made me fall more in love with you. Marriage isn’t always the easiest thing to do but I’m thankful I have the best partner in life to navigate it and make it stronger every day.
I have so enjoyed these last three years and I can’t wait for many many many more happy years with you. I love you babe uh.
Happy anniversary zachys! #storyofzachandtori
We love it.
Just so honest, open and romantic.
Tori and Zach met back when the former was working on the Roloff farm in 2010.
“I was working at Roloff Farms during pumpkin season as a greeter and one of our co-workers introduced us,” Tori said on Little People, Big World awhile back.
Added Zach at the time:
“[We] just started talking and she kept coming over. Her being average height, me being a dwarf, people obviously stare…
“She was my first kiss. It was an epic night. It was on the roof of the swamp fort. Full moon right above us. Like, primetime. It was prime.”
These two are prime.