Keeping Up with the Kardashians Rekap: Pregnancy is SO Easy!

Breaking news:

Kylie Jenner has given birth!

We repeat: Kylie Jenner has given birth!

What? You knew this already?

It happened way back in February, causing Sunday night’s brand new episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians to feel very dated and anti-climactic?


Nevertheless, the latest installment of this bizarrely popular E! reality series focused almost entirely on Kylie’s pregnancy and labor.

Early on, Kim joked with Kylie that her expecting state has been the best-kept secret of our generation,” despite literally every website on the Internet writing about it for weeks at the time.

“Your friends deserve awards,” Kim told her sibling, adding that she was never able to keep her pregnancies quiet and saying of Jenner’s close friends.

“Seriously, because now you know you have some real ones.”

Later, while working out with her personal trainer, Kim was stunned when Kourtney Kardashian walked in and delivered the news that Kylie was in labor. 

Kim noted that Kylie had asked Khloe to be in the delivery room, at Kim’s behest, while the family later gabbed once again about the secrecy of this birth (Kim: “Can you believe Kylie got out of the hospital with not one report? Now Caitlyn can never say we have big mouths and we leak everything.”) — along how amazing and how easy it all was.

“It was such a positive experience. …  She would go, ‘I’m not feeling any pain,’” Kris Jenner explained of her youngest child. “She was so calm.”

Oh, Kris also said she pulled Stormi out of Kylie’s vagina.

“Ewww,” Kim replied upon hearing this news.

“Kylie’s always wanted to be a mom so this is really exciting for her,” Kim told the camera, saying of why the young star didn’t make any official statement until after she gave birth:

“She just didn’t want anyone changing her happy moment and her happy pregnancy, so I’m really proud of her that she stuck to her guns and was able to tell her story her way.”

We believe her.

It definitely didn’t have anything to do with Kylie’s shock and shame over getting impregnated at age 20 by a guy she had only been dating a few months.

“I can already tell that Kylie is gonna be the most amazing mom and is so in love with her baby,” Kris added, as the relatives laid it on as thick as humanly possible.

Eventually, Kylie showed up for dinner, Stormi wrapped up tightly at her bosom while making her television debut.

“Now that it’s all said and done, what is your real take on pregnancy?” Kim asked her sister.

“I liked it. I miss it,” Kylie said ridiculously with a shrug. “I had like, the easiest pregnancy.”

What did she miss about it? What did she like about it?

“You never feel alone and like I was really sad to not be pregnant anymore,” Kylie expounded.

With Chicago Westin the picture on the show, all that remains is for Khloe to give birth and complete the trifecta.

“Khloe, I’m just so excited for you,” Kylie said. “I can’t wait.”

“Chicago was like the new girl in town for like a day,” Kim quipped.

“Stormi’s got three months, maybe as the new girl,” Kourtney said.

NOTE: We made some fun of Kylie and company here because the news is just so old and the glee with which she talked about labor was a tad bit nauseating and absurd.

But we really are happy for Jenner.

SECOND NOTE: The episode also included a memorial to the late family dog Gabbana.

And we’ll never make fun of anyone for mourning the loss of a pet.

Khloe, who had taken Gabbana into her home after Kris and Caitlyn’s divorce, eulogized the canine in a testimonial, saying:

“It’s so crazy to me that a dog can touch your life the way Gabbana’s touched my life. … I could always hear her in my home and now I hear silence.”

May she rest in peace.


Kim and Khloe Kardashian Play the “Kylie Pregnancy Game”

Kim Kardashian apparently does not read The Hollywood Gossip.

It provides us with some solace, however, to at least realize that she doesn't read the Internet at all.

That's our main takeaway from this sneak peek at this Sunday's Keeping Up with the Kardashians episode, as Kim confides with Khloe early on about the major secret everyone in the family has been tasked with… well… keeping.

This secret is that Kylie Jenner is pregnant with Travis Scott's baby.

“The funnest game ever is the Kylie pregnancy game, just to see what people think,” says Kim to her sister. “Like, there were pictures of her out on TMZ and she looked so skinny.”

“I know, ’cause it’s the angle,” replied Khloe. “They got her from face-on. But if they got a side shot, it would have been over for her.”

Yes, game over.

The implication here is that no one outside of Kylie's very close circle is aware that she's expecting…

… even though pretty much EVERYone was aware that Kylie was expecting.

We helped break this news back in September, and we're pretty sure these Season 15 episodes were filmed in November or December.

(Remember the fight Kim and Khloe got into with Kourtney about her not showing up for the Christmas card shoot?)

Still, the family evidently believes that anyone outside of, like, Calabasas is clueless simply because Kylie herself had not confirmed her pregnancy at the time of filming.

Later in this clip, Kim tells Jenner that her expecting state “has been the best-kept secret of our generation," which is just an amazing quote.

“I’m not trying to keep it secret,” Jenner says. “I’m really doing this for myself.”

(Editor's Note: You were, by definition, keeping it a secret. The basis for said secret-keeping wasn't really the question here.)

“Your friends deserve awards. Like, seriously,” Kim responds. “Now you know you have some real ones. That wouldn’t have happened in my day.”

Jenner never actually addresses her situation until AFTER she gave birth, finally saying once Stormi Webster entered the world:

I’m sorry for keeping you in the dark through all the assumptions.

I understand you’re used to me bringing you along on all my journeys. My pregnancy was one I chose not to do in front of the world.

I knew for myself I needed to prepare for this role of a lifetime in the most positive, stress free, and healthy way I knew how.

There was no gotcha moment, no big paid reveal I had planned.

I knew my baby would feel every stress and every emotion so I chose to do it this way for my little life and our happiness.

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Leah Messer Addresses All Those Pregnancy Rumors

Leah Messer is pregnant, people!

The Teen Mom 2 star shared the following photo on Instagram this week, which basically served as confirmation of this amazing news.

See it for yourself and then join the many social media users who have already sent Messer their very best wishes…

Wait, what’s that?

This picture is NOT evidence that Messer is expecting her fourth child?

Already the mother to Adalynn, Aliannah and Aleeah, Messer posted the above image on Instagram and wrote along with it as a caption:

Once you start to believe in yourself, magic starts happening! Self confidence is a super power! #aaa #love #liveyourstandard

For whatever reason, based simply on these words and the snapshot featured here, fans leaped to the conclusion that Messer was with child.

Just consider the following comments left in response to the picture:


Is that a a baby bump???? You’re sooo beautiful!!

I see a baby bump too.

Def Preggo I’m sure she will spill the beans in a couple months. Hopefully this baby daddy will stay this time.

Yes, these very self-assured statements were made simply because some people looked at the lead image in this article.

So… is it true? Is Leah Messer really pregnant again?

In a word? No.

In a few more words, written on Instagram by Messer herself?

“You guys are sweet and NOOOOO I’m not pregnant. What the,” she responded to this speculation, including three face palm emojis with her reply.

With rumors circulating about the wombs of both Leah and Maci Bookout, the latter re-Tweeted a funny comment made by a Teen Mom fan on Twitter, who sarcastically congratulated both women on their babies-to-be:

maci and leah

We also love that.

Messer, meanwhile, is in love with a new man, which may be another reason why folks think she’s expecting.

She now has someone with whom she may want to raise another child and his name is Jason Jordan.

He’s a little bit older, but the relationship is now serious enough for Leah and Jason to have made it Instagram official.

These two do look pretty cute together here, don’t they?

Still, wedding bells are not about to ring for the MTV personality.

No baby showers are planned.

With three kids at home already and a relatively new man in her life, we’re pretty sure Messer has enough going on in her life without adding another tiny human being to her brood.

Does this mean she’ll never be pregnant again? No, we’re not saying that.

We’re just saying she isn’t pregnant right now.


Kylie Jenner: Birthday Complicated by Engagement, Second Pregnancy?!

Kylie Jenner turned 21 on Friday, August 10.

She celebrated with her family until a few hours into the morning. Good for her.

She's a mom and a makeup mogul. It's great that she also has time to party.

But she might be a lot busier, and soon. Because it's reported that Kylie is pregnant and engaged to Travis Scott.

That would be a lot harder to believe without confirmation if she hadn't waited until after Stormi was born to tell the world that she was expecting.

A second baby and an engagement are both great news, but did these complicate her celebrations over turning 21?

Take a look!

1. Kylie Jenner is 21!!

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Kylie celebrated turning 21 beginning late on August 9 and then celebrated in earnest at the stroke of midnight on August 10, her actual birthday.

2. One thing was missing from her birthday celebrations

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Everyone knows that the drinking age in the US is 21. Curiously, if Kylie was popping any bottles, none of that made it onto her Instagram.

3. Well … there might be a very good reason

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Obviously, this pic is from Kylie’s first pregnancy. But a report claims that Kylie is pregnant with baby #2.

4. It would be Travis Scott’s baby, of course

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Since apparently some people are unclear on this, these two are very much in love.

5. Speaking of Kylie and Travis …

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That leads us to another report about these two that would give Kylie even more reason to celebrate

6. It’s said that they’re engaged!

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Obviously, engagement rumors are going to follow these two. They’re parents who live together. But there’s also a ring photo. …

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Paola Mayfield: Juan Has to Accept My Pregnancy or He Can GTFO!!

Time and time again, Paola Mayfield’s friend, Juan, has clashed with her husband, Russ. Juan has made no secret that he objects to their relationship.

So how is he taking the happy news that Paola is pregnant with Russ’ baby?

Paola suggests that it ultimately doesn’t matter — because she’s pregnant, and Juan just has to accept it.

Paola Mayfield tells Us Weekly that she broke the news of her pregnancy to Juan just a day before it went public.

Pao explains what she said to Juan: “I told him, ‘Look, this is gonna happen, so I don’t want you to find out through someone else.'”

That makes sense.

She also describes his reaction: “And he was like, ‘I’m about to cry.'”

But … perhaps not in the way that viewers of 90 Day Fiance might expect. These were happy tears.

“‘Even though I know I’m not a big fan of Russ,'” Paola says that Juan said. “‘This is amazing because I love you and I know what you’ve been through, so I’m really happy for you.'”

That is so sweet of him to say!

Paola admits that she was “surprised” by how positive his reaction was, knowing that this baby will tie her forever to the man whom he believes to be too controlling.

So, will this baby help — or force — Juan and Russ to mend fences?

“I want to believe [it will],” Pao says. “But he has to accept it no matter what.”

Juan can’t just wish away this pregnancy news — or her marriage. Even though he’s been trying with the latter.

“There’s nothing he can do about it,” Paola says very directly. “And I don’t want the negativity around us because we’re going to be parents.”

So, in other words, she’s leery of having him come around.

But she says that she’s not banning Juan from visiting.

“I’m not gonna say no,” Paola says about a potential visit from Juan. “But he’s definitely going to need to be more respectful if he’s gonna wanna hang around.”

More respectful towards Russ. Or, at least, more polite and less confrontational.

“[He needs to be] more civil, cordial,” Pao laments. “That’s all I’ve asked from him.”

Earlier this week, Paola gushed about her pregnancy news.

“This is the most amazing feeling ever!” Paola announced. “We can’t believe we are going to be parents —– we are already so in love with our baby.”

That is so touching!

“We are ready for this new adventure,” Paola said at the time. “And we know it will bring us closer together.”

Which Juan will just have to accept, as she said.

Paola gushed: “God has blessed us again, and this time, we are going as strong as our baby’s heartbeat!”

Of course, just because Juan is totally onboard with Baby Mayfield doesn’t mean that everyone will be.

First of all, both Paola and Russ have plenty of haters. Some agree with Juan that Russ is too controlling and tries to make Paola conform to his life.

(He’s gotten so much better about accepting her career, though)

Others feel that Paola should abandon Miami and her modeling career and worship the feet of her lord husband (or whatever) and be grateful to live a quiet life in Oklahoma.

For the record, Russ has defended Paola against these trolls.

Finally, there will be another wave of haters with whom Russ and Pao have less experience — pregnancy shamers.

Everything from the cereal Paola eats to the size and shape of her baby bump will be given intense scrutiny by social media commenters. Ugh.

People with dynamite figures like hers — and abs for days like hers — often have smaller baby bumps.

There are trolls out there who live to tell fitness-oriented women that their wombs will be crushed by their abs or whatever. You just have to ignore it.


Jinger Duggar Shows Off Baby Bump, Offers Final Pregnancy Update

Despite rumors that Jinger Duggar has secretly given birth, it appears that the beloved reality star is very much still pregnant.

The mom-to-be offered up some photographic of her current condition on Instagram last night:

“Almost there! Vuolo #38weeks4days,” she captioned the image.

Obviously, Jinger was able to say it all with just a few words in this case.

But she was feeling much more expressive in a recent interview with TLC.

“I get scared thinking about birth and labor,” she told her home network.

Yes, over the years, Jinger has earned her reputation as the most candid and forthcoming Duggar, and she’s cemented her claim to that title in the final weeks of her pregnancy.

When Us Weekly caught up with Jinger recently, the 24-year-old revealed that carrying a baby had taken a serious toll on her energy levels:

“I do think probably what surprised me most [about pregnancy] is just being so tired all the time,” she revealed.

“They’ve said, ‘Just take a nap, don’t feel bad when you need to lay down in the middle of the day.’”

She added:

“Especially when I was in all the morning sickness, I talked to them a lot about what they did, how they got through their morning sickness and I think that was some of the best advice — just resting, taking it easy.”

Jinger is regarded as a bit of a rebel in the Duggar clan, so it’s appropriate that her pregnancy hasn’t conformed to her family’s customs.

For starters, Jinger and her husband, Jeremy Vuolo, broke with convention by waiting almost a year after their wedding to get pregnant.

On top of that, Jinger will soon become the first of her sisters to give birth outside of the family’s home state of Arkansas.

She and Vuolo moved to Laredo, Texas shortly after getting hitched.

In recent weeks, it’s been rumored that Jinger and Jeremy will move to Los Angeles after the baby is born so that he can pursue a divinity school degree.

Needless to say, Jinger’s pumpkin will be living a much more worldly life than his or her cousins.

Watch Counting On online for more on reality TV’s most fertile family.


David Eason Confirms Jenelle Evans Pregnancy! Maybe!

You've heard this before, we know.

You've heard this for certain three times before and reportedly, like, dozens of times before.

For whatever reason, the Internet is obsessed with Jenelle Evans being pregnant or possibly being pregnant.

It's gotten to the point where Jenelle herself even jokes about the state of her womb, while rumors crop up on a nearly weekly basis that she's carrying baby number-four.

So… why does this time feel different?

Why are we writing about this again?

Because a VERY reliable source has seemingly signaled that Evans really is pregnant this time around… or has he?

Scroll down and come unpack the mystery with us:

1. Is That a Baby Bump?!?

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Eason shared this picture of himself and Evans on Facebook to show the world how they celebrated July 4 as a couple. “You make it easy, lovin’ up on you,” he wrote as a caption, adding “#ToTheMoonAndBack.”

2. America, Schmamerica…

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… all Facebook users who saw these new photos just honed in on Jenelle’s belly and wondered if a baby was inside. “Guess that cat is outta the bag now. Jenelle Eason is pregnant,” wrote one commenter.

3. Wait… Really?!?

“Yea 13 weeks,” Eason actually wrote back, following this remark up by adding “Dang busted” and later even confirming that it will be a girl.

4. Or… Not Really?!?

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Eason isn’t exactly known as the most honest person on the planet. Plus, he likes to f-ck with people in general. So we’re hesitant to celebrate too hard here simply based off of a couple Facebook comments.

5. And What About His Edit History?

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Oh, yes, we’re diving in deep here, people. If you click on the “edit history” of this “13 weeks” remark, you see that Eason previously changed it from “yea 6 months” to “yea 13 weeks.” Is this proof that he’s just messing around? Pretty darn close to it, we’d say.

6. Look, Jenelle Already Has Three Kids

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She and ex Andrew Lewis welcomed son Jace into the world eight years ago, while she and ex-fiance Nathan Griffith are the parents to four-year old Kaister and she and Eason are the parents to a daughter named Ensley.

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