Man Spills Soda on a Stranger in a Public Bathroom, Begs Twitter for Help

On Thursday, May 10, an unthinkable tragedy struck.

A man, while using a public bathroom stall — already in what most would consider dire circumstances just for being there — had a container of soda with him.

Which he apparently spilled in an explosive manner, dousing not only the floor … but the shoes of another man in that restroom.

One can only imagine Twitter user Joe Grabinski's horror.

But, since humans sadly do not come equipped with self-destruct buttons — though the only socially acceptable response to this situation would be to promptly cease existing — he had no options left but to remain silent and immobile within the stall.

And, of course, to crowdsource some advice from Twitter.

The resulting thread details the advice that he received, and the remainder of his journey of humiliation and shame.

Take a look.

1. Disaster strikes

Soda horror 01 soda drops
Lacking the matches and accelerant needed to politely immolate himself in apology, Joe did the next best thing: asked Twitter for advice.

2. The first rule: do NOT exit the stall

Soda horror 02 you live there now
For the moment, he at least has a degree of anonymity. That will change if he walks out that door. He needs to remain unseen in a state of quantum uncertainty (I know that this isn’t what that means) for as long as possible.

3. Chad asks the question that we all immediately wondered

Soda horror 03 why even bring it in there
You don’t bring a DRINK into the bathroom with you!! You leave it with a friend or you finish it or you throw it out. Maybe if you’re just checking your hair in the mirror, but CERTAINLY not if you’re going to take a seat in the stall.

4. To Joe, this was apparently new advice

Soda horror 04 lesson learned
Not to sound like a germophobe, but microscopic fecal particles are flying all over those public bathrooms at all times. Also, everywhere else inside of every building, including your home, but nowhere with as much concentration as in a bathroom. No drinks need to be in there.

5. Chad points out that the floors are already bad

Soda horror 05 floors sticky enough
Joe didn’t have any business making them worse.

6. Chad even demonstrates his alternative

Soda horror 06 cocktail demo
Please don’t do what Chad did, either. It’s more polite, but someone could slip something into your drink. Finish it, leave it with a trusted friend, or abandon it. Don’t take it into a public restroom.

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Dannielynn Birkhead: Anna Nicole Smith’s Daughter Makes Rare Public Appearance

The Kentucky Derby was held at Churchill Downs over the weekend, and as usual, many of Hollywood’s best and brightest made the trip to Louisville.

For most of the celebrity attendees, the Derby was just one of many high-profile red carpet events on their calendar for 2018, but for one famous name, this is the social highlight of the year:

The family of Anna Nicole Smith’s daughter, Dannielynn Birkhead, generally tries to keep the 11-year-old out of the spotlight as much as possible.

But on the first Saturday of every May, equestrian enthusiast Dannielynn dresses to the nines and steps out with her father, Larry Birkhead.

Larry tweeted the above photo on Saturday along with the following caption:

“Celebrating the Kentucky Derby with Dannielynn,” he wrote.

“Rain won’t spoil our awesome Derby day! #halfwaycooldad.”

Birkhead also shared the above photo from a Derby after-party, noting that there’s a special poignancy to the event:

“Dannielynn before she raided the dessert room at the Barnstable-Brown Party where I met her Mom in 2003,” Larry captioned the pic, adding the hashtags:

“#lifefullcircle #BarnstableBrownParty.”

Though her mother died of a drug overdose when Dannielynn was just 5 months, she and her father often pay tribute to Anna Nicole, so as to ensure that the young girl always feels a connection to the late model.

In February of 2016, Larry memorably shared a letter that Dannielynn had written him during a candid 20/20 interview:

“Ever since my mother’s death, a friend of hers said she would send me pretty butterflies,” Dannielynn wrote.

“So, butterflies chase me everywhere and I let the butterfly come out of my pencil and fly on my paper with its wings of love.”

In the past, Larry has been accused of exploiting Anna Nicole’s death to boost his public profile, but these days, it seems he’s devoting most of his time and attention to his daughter.

Despite her often tumultuous upbringing, Dannielynn seems remarkable well-adjusted, and those who know the girl say she shares her mother’s ability to light up a room.

Here’s hoping Larry continues to mostly keep Dannielynn from the spotlight, for her sake.


Khloe Kardashian Shows Public Support for Tristan Thompson

On Saturday night, LeBron James took the basketball the length of the court in the closing eight seconds of his team’s second round playoff game against the Toronto Raptors.

With the score tied, he leaped high off one foot and banked in a crazy running-lay up from about 18 feet away that went in and put the Cleveland Cavaliers up three games to none.

It was an amazing shot.

Yet it was only the second best shot of the evening.

And that’s because this NBA game served as proof that Tristan Thompson really does have a second shot with Khloe Kardashian.

According to TMZ, Khloe was actually in attendance for the contest, which was held at Quicken Loans Arena in Cleveland.

She has remained in that city ever since giving birth to her and Thompson’s daughter, True, back on April 12.

Kardashian was escorted by a security guard to her seat at the game, with TMZ even sharing a photo of Khloe and this guard as evidence.

This is the second time in the past few days that Kardashian and Thompson have been spotted out and about, following another picture snapped of the stars eating lunch in Ohio.

But it’s possible this meal was meant to be private.

It’s conceivable Khloe and Tristan were just hungry and didn’t have many options at home and were trying to grab a quick bite without being noticed.

Conversely, it’s nearly impossible to interpret Kardashian’s attendance at a playoff game watched by millions as anything but a very public showing off support for her cheating baby daddy.

Which makes us sad, but not shocked.

Those who have been keeping up with this Kardashian and her response to Thompson cheating on her left and right have likely been reading various quotes that make it clear Khloe isn’t ready to walk away from the romance just yet.

Is she ignorant of his infidelity?

Is she in denial that he would do it again?

Is she putting aside her personal feelings in order to do what she thinks is best for her daughter?

Does she think that getting married will change everything for the better?

We can’t get inside Khloe’s head. We don’t know her exact thinking on the topic right now.

However, an insider told Us Weekly last Friday that the two are “fully back together” following the scandal that went viral in mid-April.

“No one in her world is supporting Tristan and she’s still in love with him,” the source told this tabloid, adding that Khloe feels as if “the whole world is against Tristan.”

Well, yeah.

The guy stuck his penis in basically any person with boobs for months on end, even while his girlfriend was pregnant with his kid.

Should we not be against Tristan for this reason?!?

Photos published by The Shade Room back on April 7 showed Thompson entering a hotel with Instagram model Lani Blair, while Khloe was over eight months along.

Elsewhere, a video posted by TMZ on April 10 depicted the Cavaliers rebounding machine kissing two different women in Washington D.C. in October.

Those close to Khloe are attempting to support whatever she decides, but are clearly struggling with any acceptance of Thompson.

“I’m so proud of that kid,” Kris Jenner said last week while appearing opposite Ellen DeGeneres, adding:

“I get choked up because she’s such a good mom and honestly I get so emotional.

“I was in Cleveland last week, it was snowing, and she was all nestled in the nursery and the baby. She’s just concentrating on that, just being a mom, her baby and that’s what her sisters are doing as well.

“She’s so excited about motherhood and trying to get the nursing thing down, which is a little tricky. She’s trying, she’s really trying.

“That was a little bit tricky when I was there … She’s figuring it out one day at a time, she’s just the best mom already.”

Take a look below at snippets from this emotional interview:


Tristan Thompson and Khloe Kardashian: Spotted! Together! In Public!

Over the past three playoff games, Tristan Thompson has been a very pleasant surprise for the Cleveland Cavaliers.

He’s helped the team win a trio of vital matchups by being aggressive on the court, battling for rebounds and earning his club second chances.

Similarly, in his personal life, it now appears as if Thompson has been given a second chance.

Or would this be a third chance?

Perhaps even a fifth chance?

Just a few weeks after the Internet blew up with VERY strong evidence that Thompson has been cheating basically non-stop on Khloe Kardashian, the basketball player and his long-time girlfriend were spotted out in public.

In a video obtained by TMZ, the parents of brand new daughter True dined at TownHall restaurant in Cleveland, where they lunched with a few friends.

And, based on this website evidence, it appeared as if Khloe was happy, relaxed and very content with her dishonest baby daddy.

Despite pressure from various family members to kick Tristan to the curb, it’s evident at the moment that Khloe isn’t ready to do so.

Does this mean she actually wants to marry Thompson, as one recently report shocking claimed?

No, not necessarily. That sure does seem like a huge step for the couple to suddenly take.

But it certainly says something that Khloe has not yet returned to Los Angeles.

She’s still in Cleveland, still apparently hoping to raise her child under the same roof as her father.

“She always planned to stay in Cleveland the first three months,” an insider says of Khloe, adding:

“Now with Tristan in the playoffs for possibly another month, no decision needs to be made right now.”

It’s true: The Cavs are up two games to none on the Toronto Raptors and look well on their way to advancing to the Eastern Conference Finals yet again.

Thompson has suddenly become an integral part of their playoff rotation,while remaining an integral part of Kardashian’s life.

“No one in her world is supporting Tristan and she’s still in love with him,” this same Us Weekly insider claims.

Back on April 12, Khloe welcomed her first child into the world.

Thompson was reportedly by her side, but the two got into a screaming match nearly as soon as they became parents, according to Radar Online.

Can you blame Khloe?

Literally a day before she went into labor, word (and surveillance footage) leaked about Thompson sleeping way, way around.

He seemingly slept with at minimum one woman while Khloe was three months pregnant and one while she was eight months pregnant.

It’s just so, so, so very wrong.

But we can understand why it’s challenging for Khloe to know what to do in the face of becoming a mother AND discovering that the man who helped her to do is basically a huge liar.

We aren’t gonna judge.

We’re just gonna hope these two stars do what is best for little True.


‘Bad Girls Club’ Star Nicky Vargas Topless During Arrest for Public Sex

“Bad Girls Club” star Nicole “Nicky” Vargas is living up to her show’s name … and at the same time giving a literal meaning to getting busted, and TMZ has the video to prove it. The Brevard County Sheriff’s Office tells TMZ … Nicky was arrested…