Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin: Back Together! Canoodling In Public!

You knew this day would come, Jelena fans.

Sure, you may have been cautiously optimistic when you learned that Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez had gotten back together for the 47 bajillionth time, but on some level you suspected that eventually, the Biebs would get busted engaging in some hardcore canoodling with someone who is very much not Selena.

If you go way back through Justin’s relationship Rolodex (that’s a thing your great-grandparents used to store their contacts in), you’ll find the name Hailey Baldwin.

Justin and Hailey dated back in 2016.

It’s really not all that long ago, but Justin has had sex with approximately all the women in the two years since they split.

In recent months, of course, Justin briefly reconciled with Selena, while Hailey (allegedly) dated Shawn Mendes.

Now that those relationships have gone bust, it seems Justin and Hailey are once again hooking up.

(Justin and Selena may have split because Bieber was hooking up with Hailey, but more on that later.)

According to Us Weekly the Biebs and Baldwin enjoyed a weekend in Miami that began with a “rare, low-key night” at the W club in South Beach.

Witnesses say the probable couple was spotted “being very flirty and dancing on each other” while “holding hands.”

“Justin [put] his arm around Hailey throughout the night,” says one onlooker.

“[They] didn’t shy away from the crowd or onlookers.”

The next morning, Justin and Hailey were spotted enjoyed poolside, during which she was seen toweling him off. 

That night, they enjoyed a romantic dinner at Casa Tua before going clubbing again, this time at exclusive hotspot LIV.

To the surprise of absolutely no one, Justin is rumored to have reached out to Hailey several months ago … while he was still dating Selena.

Naturally, a rep for Justin has been quick to claim that he got in touch with his ex solely “as a friend.”

“Justin reached out to Hailey. They didn’t talk on the phone and it wasn’t in person, just an exchange of texts,” the source exclusively tells Us.

“There is nothing going on between her and Justin. She’s not interested in Justin in the slightest and he’s not interested in her.”

Based on the sound of that denial, we’re about three days away from an official relationship announcement.

Guard your feelings, Hailey.

If history has taught us anything, it’s that Justin will break your heart and kick you to the curb with a text that includes the word “gurl.”


Man Spills Soda on a Stranger in a Public Bathroom, Begs Twitter for Help

On Thursday, May 10, an unthinkable tragedy struck.

A man, while using a public bathroom stall — already in what most would consider dire circumstances just for being there — had a container of soda with him.

Which he apparently spilled in an explosive manner, dousing not only the floor … but the shoes of another man in that restroom.

One can only imagine Twitter user Joe Grabinski's horror.

But, since humans sadly do not come equipped with self-destruct buttons — though the only socially acceptable response to this situation would be to promptly cease existing — he had no options left but to remain silent and immobile within the stall.

And, of course, to crowdsource some advice from Twitter.

The resulting thread details the advice that he received, and the remainder of his journey of humiliation and shame.

Take a look.

1. Disaster strikes

Soda horror 01 soda drops
Lacking the matches and accelerant needed to politely immolate himself in apology, Joe did the next best thing: asked Twitter for advice.

2. The first rule: do NOT exit the stall

Soda horror 02 you live there now
For the moment, he at least has a degree of anonymity. That will change if he walks out that door. He needs to remain unseen in a state of quantum uncertainty (I know that this isn’t what that means) for as long as possible.

3. Chad asks the question that we all immediately wondered

Soda horror 03 why even bring it in there
You don’t bring a DRINK into the bathroom with you!! You leave it with a friend or you finish it or you throw it out. Maybe if you’re just checking your hair in the mirror, but CERTAINLY not if you’re going to take a seat in the stall.

4. To Joe, this was apparently new advice

Soda horror 04 lesson learned
Not to sound like a germophobe, but microscopic fecal particles are flying all over those public bathrooms at all times. Also, everywhere else inside of every building, including your home, but nowhere with as much concentration as in a bathroom. No drinks need to be in there.

5. Chad points out that the floors are already bad

Soda horror 05 floors sticky enough
Joe didn’t have any business making them worse.

6. Chad even demonstrates his alternative

Soda horror 06 cocktail demo
Please don’t do what Chad did, either. It’s more polite, but someone could slip something into your drink. Finish it, leave it with a trusted friend, or abandon it. Don’t take it into a public restroom.

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Dannielynn Birkhead: Anna Nicole Smith’s Daughter Makes Rare Public Appearance

The Kentucky Derby was held at Churchill Downs over the weekend, and as usual, many of Hollywood’s best and brightest made the trip to Louisville.

For most of the celebrity attendees, the Derby was just one of many high-profile red carpet events on their calendar for 2018, but for one famous name, this is the social highlight of the year:

The family of Anna Nicole Smith’s daughter, Dannielynn Birkhead, generally tries to keep the 11-year-old out of the spotlight as much as possible.

But on the first Saturday of every May, equestrian enthusiast Dannielynn dresses to the nines and steps out with her father, Larry Birkhead.

Larry tweeted the above photo on Saturday along with the following caption:

“Celebrating the Kentucky Derby with Dannielynn,” he wrote.

“Rain won’t spoil our awesome Derby day! #halfwaycooldad.”

Birkhead also shared the above photo from a Derby after-party, noting that there’s a special poignancy to the event:

“Dannielynn before she raided the dessert room at the Barnstable-Brown Party where I met her Mom in 2003,” Larry captioned the pic, adding the hashtags:

“#lifefullcircle #BarnstableBrownParty.”

Though her mother died of a drug overdose when Dannielynn was just 5 months, she and her father often pay tribute to Anna Nicole, so as to ensure that the young girl always feels a connection to the late model.

In February of 2016, Larry memorably shared a letter that Dannielynn had written him during a candid 20/20 interview:

“Ever since my mother’s death, a friend of hers said she would send me pretty butterflies,” Dannielynn wrote.

“So, butterflies chase me everywhere and I let the butterfly come out of my pencil and fly on my paper with its wings of love.”

In the past, Larry has been accused of exploiting Anna Nicole’s death to boost his public profile, but these days, it seems he’s devoting most of his time and attention to his daughter.

Despite her often tumultuous upbringing, Dannielynn seems remarkable well-adjusted, and those who know the girl say she shares her mother’s ability to light up a room.

Here’s hoping Larry continues to mostly keep Dannielynn from the spotlight, for her sake.