“Demonic Child” Goes On Rampage, Screams for 8-Hour Flight

The next time you want to complain about noise or commotion on board an airplane, please remember the video featured below.

And keep in mind: It could always be worse!

Earlier this week, passengers on a Lufthansa plane from Germany to New Jersey were forced to endure constant screaming from a three-year old child that sources tell The Daily Mail suffers from some kind of disability.

It's unclear exactly what is the matter with the toddler, but it's VERY clear in this footage that he is unable to sit still or be quiet.

Stuck on the eight-hour voyage with this unnamed child, New York City artist Shane Townley documented the stunning behavior at various point of the eight-hour trip.

Yes, the boy screamed, yelled and jumped all over various seats for eight consecutive hours.

The five-minute video – which was filmed a few seats back from the unwanted action – depicts this restless kid climbing all over the passengers’ seats and jabbering, while his mother tries to calm him down.

At one point, she asks the flight attendant to please (PLEASE!) get the wi-fi going so that she can distract her son with his iPad

Alas, this makes no difference in the end.

In his description of the footage on YouTube, Townley describes the energetic three-year old as "demonic" and the situation as a "nightmare," the latter of which we most definitely understand.

Heck, at one point, the child sits on top of the seats and hits the ceiling of the plane, ignoring his mom's request to "calm down."

Elsewhere in the video, we see passengers covering their ears and trying to ignore all that's taking place around them.

But it's a virtual impossibility.

On Twitter, most users were sympathetic to the mother here, although some offered a few suggestions for the airline:

A representative from Lufthansa told the British publication that most passengers were understanding of the incident and that their crew did its best to de-escalate the situation.

Only so much could be done, however.

Check out the viral footage below:

Demonic child goes on rampage screams for entire 8 hour flight

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NFL Heiress Goes on Drunken, Anti-Semitic Rampage

The very rich, seemingly very spoiled and apparently very racist daughter of ex-Washington Redskins owner Jack Kent Cooke was arrested yesterday following an altercation on New Year’s Eve.

And we’re talking about one doozy of an altercation.

According to TMZ, People Magazine and other outlets, the ugly incident took place at Caravaggio, a restaurant on the Upper East Side of Manhattan.

It also took place on New Year’s Eve.

Cooke was allegedly waiting in line to get her coat when she grew irritating, yelling at a 77-year old in front of her:

“Hurry up, Jew. I got places to be.”

In response, the woman’s son, Matthew Haberkorn, followed the 29-year old Cooke outside and confronted her about this inappropriate comment.

And Cooke stood quietly, listened to the man and apologized.

Just kidding!

She reportedly attacked Haberkorn with her glass purse, opening up two huge wounds on his face.

head wound

There’s actually video of the beating, in which you can hear Matthew say “She just f*cking hit me!”

Cooke fires back: “You called me a f-cking bitch. You called me a cunt.”

And then Matthew again: “You called me a f-cking Jew.”

Haberkorn also shared two photos of his lacerations on social media shortly after everything went down.

big scratch

Cooke and her boyfriend eventually left the scene, but authorities later arrested her for felony assault.

In addition to the physical harm caused to Haberkorn’s head, his attorney says the normally “mellow Californian” is “very distressed.”

Translation: he will be filing a major lawsuit against the heiress.

“The damage was what you saw in the photo, but it goes beyond that,” Andrew T. Miltenberg tells People Magazine.

The lawyer adds that Haberkorn intends to press charges and sue Cooke civilly for what they allege was a hate crime and civil rights violation.

Jack Kent Cooke passed away in April of 1997 after having owned the Redskins and, at other times, the Los Angeles Lakers and Los Angeles Kings.

He left behind about $ 1 billion in assets, according to the Washington Post.

However, he only provided his daughter with a $ 50,000 annual stipend, prompting her to file a lawsuit against her father’s estate in 2007 because she wanted more money each year.

She sounds like a real peach.