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Kim Kardashian Reads a Kanye Mean Tweet to Jimmy Kimmel!

We all love those "celebrities read mean tweets" segments that Jimmy Kimmel does. Honestly, we sometimes wonder if some of the hateful tweets are really just attempts to get on TV.

Well, to celebrate Jimmy Kimmel's birthday, the show put together mean tweets about Jimmy Kimmel — giving him a taste of his own medicine — and had his various celebrity friends read them to him.

There are a lot of gems, here. But what might be the best one is Kim Kardashian reading a mean tweet about Jimmy … written by Kanye West.

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Ray Romano is Kimmel's birthday guest, and the tweet that he read was:

"Jimmy Kimmel needs a kick to his d–k hole."

That would take some impressive aim.

Michael Keaton, one of those rare actors who's played both a superhero and supervillain (Batman and also The Vulture), read the first of many tweets that shame Jimmy's appearance.

"I thought I saw Jimmy Kimmel @ Home Depot. Turns out it was just a sloppy dude with big dimples."

That's not actually one of the meaner ones.

Halle Berry, who is looking jaw-droppingly gorgeous as always, reads: 

"@jimmykimmel you are a jackass d–k sucker keep your mouth shut and do your little Tv show or get the f–k out of our country."

That bit of nuanced opinionating sounds political in nature.

Blackish star (and former Law & Order star) Anthony Anderson shared a strangely introspective hateful tweet:

"@jimmykimmel you represent everything I hate about myself. You bloated douche bag."

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Controversial radio host Howard Stern jumps in, after wondering how he managed to get roped into doing this bit:

"Is Jimmy Kimmel crosseyed or just ridiculously ugly?"

He dismisses that particular mean tweet as "stupid." He's right.

David Spade seems a little too enthusiastic as he reads:

"@jimmykimmel go suck a gorilla d–k u dumb fatass."

Honestly, all that we can think about when we see David Spade is his feud with Danielle Bregoli.

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Chris Hemsworth reads a backhanded compliment, though he's distracting in his handsomeness … and in that he trips over one word.

"@jimmykimmel is a comedy god. Like a deformed, lame, hideous god, such as ancient Greece's Hephaestus. But that ugly bozo was still a god."

As you'll see in the video below, Chris really struggles with the name Hephaestus. Way more than anyone should, since most people learn about the Olympians in elementary school. Maybe not in Australia?

(Since Thor: Ragnarok was absolutely incredible and probably the best MCU film to date, we'll give Chris a pass on that)

Speaking of stars of excellent media, Kristen Bell reads a tweet that body-shames Jimmy Kimmel in more ways than one:

"@jimmykimmel R u kidding me w that flabby body? What the f–k – get 2 the gym man. Do u really shave ur pits??? Scary!"

That's rude. Also hair-removal doesn't have to be gender-based.

(You know she's starring on The Good Place, which was so good that I binged the first season in one day … whoops)

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Jon Stewart, who's not doing much recently other than getting roasted by Kathy Griffin on Twitter over his response to the Louis C.K. revelations, reads:

"Jimmy Kimmel is that same fat kid from Win Ben Stein's Money who grew up to become that fat kid from Win Ben Stein's Money."

Ouch!

Larry David's might be the funniest (as you'll see, he just about loses it) but also one of the meanest:

"This is going to sound fantastic, but I forgot Jimmy Kimmel's name so I googled 'Ugly late night talk show host' and I got him, top link."

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There are plenty of others, including actors Liam Neeson and Jennifer Lawrence and convicted rapist Mike Tyson.

But who really got our attention was Kim Kardashian.

Most of these stars were reading tweets from random, quasi-anonymous internet strangers.

Kim Kardashian, however, was reading a tweet from a fellow celebrity … who is also her husband.

Kanye West's words, as read by Kim:

"JIMMY KIMMEL PUT YOURSELF IN MY SHOES … OH NO THAT MEANS YOU WOULD HAVE GOTTEN TOO MUCH GOOD P—Y IN YOUR LIFE."

Kim seems to think that it's a fair point.

Watch the full video below!

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Barack Obama Reads Mean Tweets, Slams Donald Trump

You’ve heard of dropping the mic before, right?

Well, as you can see below, Barack Obama dropped the cellphone on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night:

For the second time in his Presidency, the Commander-in-Chief read some Mean Tweets about himself as a guest on this ABC talk show.

And they were all pretty funny.

One mocked both his dancing and his infamous dad jeans.

Another mocked what he likely puts on his hot dogs.

Another referred to Obama as the “Nickelback” of President, while yet another questions whether he lifts any weights.

But the best response was most definitely saved for last.

Toward the end of the nearly-two minute segment, Obama read out loud the following Tweet:

“President Obama will go down as perhaps the worst president in the history of the United States!”

See for yourself who wrote it:

How did Obama react to this diss from the embarrassing Republican nominee for President? In the best way humanly possible.

“Well, @realdonaldtrump,” he said with a smirk. “At least I will go down as a president.”

And, with that, the 55-year old dropped the phone in subtle celebration as the crowd cheered.

During his actual sit-down with Kimmel, however, Obama turned a bit more serious when the subject turned to the election.

“We joke about Trump, but I do think part of the reason you’ve seen Michelle passionate in this election, part of the reason we get involved is not just because Hillary’s going to be a great president, but it’s also because there’s something different about the way Trump has operated in the political sphere,” he said.

“I ran against McCain, against Romney. I thought I could do a better job, but they’re both honorable men.

“And if they won, I wouldn’t worry about generally the course of the country.”

The host then asked if Obama would have considered running again if it was permitted under the law.

“If I were able to run for a third term, Michelle would divorce me,” Obama replied. “So it’s useful that I don’t have that choice to make.”

“All the women in my life are looking forward to being able to live a more normal life,” he added.

Aside from taking jabs at Trump, Obama also spoke glowingly of his hopeful successor.

“It’s about getting policy right and making sure folks are doing a little bit better,” he explained.

“The brand of politics that Hillary represents, which is pragmatic and says that you don’t get everything done at once, you make progress and move pieces at a time, that may not attract as much attention, it’s not something that goes into 140 characters as easily, but I think she will be an outstanding president.”

As for folks who are depressed that he’s leaving office?

Obama appreciates their sentiment, but does have a reminder to pass along: he isn’t dying. And neither is his beloved wife.

“Michelle and I will still be alive after three months,” he said.

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Barack Obama Reads Mean Tweets, Slams Donald Trump

You’ve heard of dropping the mic before, right?

Well, as you can see below, Barack Obama dropped the cellphone on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night:

For the second time in his Presidency, the Commander-in-Chief read some Mean Tweets about himself as a guest on this ABC talk show.

And they were all pretty funny.

One mocked both his dancing and his infamous dad jeans.

Another mocked what he likely puts on his hot dogs.

Another referred to Obama as the “Nickelback” of President, while yet another questions whether he lifts any weights.

But the best response was most definitely saved for last.

Toward the end of the nearly-two minute segment, Obama read out loud the following Tweet:

“President Obama will go down as perhaps the worst president in the history of the United States!”

See for yourself who wrote it:

How did Obama react to this diss from the embarrassing Republican nominee for President? In the best way humanly possible.

“Well, @realdonaldtrump,” he said with a smirk. “At least I will go down as a president.”

And, with that, the 55-year old dropped the phone in subtle celebration as the crowd cheered.

During his actual sit-down with Kimmel, however, Obama turned a bit more serious when the subject turned to the election.

“We joke about Trump, but I do think part of the reason you’ve seen Michelle passionate in this election, part of the reason we get involved is not just because Hillary’s going to be a great president, but it’s also because there’s something different about the way Trump has operated in the political sphere,” he said.

“I ran against McCain, against Romney. I thought I could do a better job, but they’re both honorable men.

“And if they won, I wouldn’t worry about generally the course of the country.”

The host then asked if Obama would have considered running again if it was permitted under the law.

“If I were able to run for a third term, Michelle would divorce me,” Obama replied. “So it’s useful that I don’t have that choice to make.”

“All the women in my life are looking forward to being able to live a more normal life,” he added.

Aside from taking jabs at Trump, Obama also spoke glowingly of his hopeful successor.

“It’s about getting policy right and making sure folks are doing a little bit better,” he explained.

“The brand of politics that Hillary represents, which is pragmatic and says that you don’t get everything done at once, you make progress and move pieces at a time, that may not attract as much attention, it’s not something that goes into 140 characters as easily, but I think she will be an outstanding president.”

As for folks who are depressed that he’s leaving office?

Obama appreciates their sentiment, but does have a reminder to pass along: he isn’t dying. And neither is his beloved wife.

“Michelle and I will still be alive after three months,” he said.

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