Kim Kardashian: I Regret THIS About My Engagement!

Everybody has regrets in life, and the mega rich aren’t that different.

Their regrets are different — probably having less to do with how they spent money — but even Kim Kardashian thinks about how she could have done things differently in the past to bring about a different future.

Kim says that she has one big regret … and it’s about her engagement to Kanye West. And whatever you might be thinking … this will surprise you.

Kim Kardashian appeared as a guest on makeup artist Patrick Starrr’s YouTube channel.

(Note: yes, those are three Rs. Patrick Starr, the pink starfish from Spongebob Squarepants, has but two Rs in his last name)

Obviously, Kim doesn’t need all many pointers for her makeup — she’s kind of known for her contouring and stuff.

But that’s more or less the point.

She made this guest appearance so that Pat Starrr could use her products on her — her Kim Kardashian West Beauty contouring products.

All on camera, of course.

It’s basically a mutually beneficial commercial.

Kim Kardashian’s done her own makeup tutorials before for this exact same purpose.

But she can widen her audience among people who are serious about makeup (rather than simply her fans) by buddying up with Pat Starrr.

Pat Starrr, in the mean time, gets a nice viewership boost.

And, you know, good for them — though we have to wonder how much more money Kim could possibly want to make at this point.

But they talk in the video, obviously, and Kim speaks up about her biggest Instagram regret.

Kim Kardashian says that one thing that she doesn’t like about her body is her fingernails.

“I hate my hands,” she says.

She notes, in particular, that all of her sisters have longer fingernails than she does.

“One of my biggest photo regrets is like when I got engaged, and I had the shortest nails when I showed my picture.”

As you can see in that photo, her nails were very short.

They’re shiny enough that she was definitely wearing some sort of polish.

They don’t get that degree of luster just from buffing, believe us.

“And I was like, ‘Ugh, it would have looked so much better with long nails.’”

First of all, all eyes were on that ring, Kim.

Nobody was like “whoa weird photo Kim shared of her scandalously short nails … gee that’s a big ring … oh wow congrats!”

(For best results, imagine that hypothetical line in a ’90s surfer dude accent)

Second of all, though … she’s right.

Longer nails do look good.

Not, like, the nails that look ultra fake or start to curve like claws (and tend to be fake).

Those can be great with Halloween costumes.

They make your fingers look longer and feel longer and you feel like your every gesture and action is a little more imperious in a way that’s hard to explain.

But even slightly longer nails can have that effect.

The fact of the matter is that, if Kim Kardashian’s biggest regret — even her biggest regret specific to Instagram — has to do with the length of her fingernails, then she’s lived an enviable life.

We already knew that.

After all of Kanye’s antics and worrisome behavior and his effect on her career, we’d think that she’d have other regrets when it comes to her engagement.

Though we can understand why she wouldn’t voice those while getting her face contoured.


Rachel Lindsay: I Admit it, I Regret My Choice!

The first and most important news out of The Bachelorette: Men Tell All was, of course, that Dean Unglert is a clear favorite and would be perfect as the next Bachelor.

We already knew that, because we have sense.

Rachel Lindsay, looking back on Men Tell All and the entire season of The Bachelorette, is admitting that she regrets one decision — and would do it differently if she could.

In an interview with Us Weekly, Rachel Lindsay says that if she could go back and change one thing, she would have kicked one of the suitors to the curb way, way sooner:

“If I’m just honest, I’m going to be 100 percent honest, I’m just going to say one word: Lee.”

That would be Lee Garrett, folks.

You know, the one who got slammed for racism.

“I would have sent him home sooner.”

We should hope so.

You might think that the first black lead on The Bachelorette (shameful that it took so many seasons, by the way) wouldn’t be an inviting bride for, you know, racists.

But racism and reality television are both much, much more complicated than that.

First of all, not everyone goes on reality dating shows to find the love of their life.

They can’t all win, and they go into the show knowing this.

Getting to appear on another show in the Bachelor Nation or even just getting more social media followers an exposure is an amazing opportunity.

So long as they make a good impression.

Lee Garrett did not seem like a good guy — we’re not sure what he was hoping for, unless he thought that The Bachelor was going to cast him to court Trump fans or something.

As far as the idea of a racist guy trying to win the heart of a black woman goes, well, racism doesn’t make people blind.

Having black friends doesn’t mean that someone isn’t racist.

Having a black girlfriend or wife doesn’t mean that someone isn’t racist.

(And yes, that gets extra screwed up when children enter the mix and one of their parents has all of these prejudices that apply to them, too)

So … it’s sadly no surprise that Lee Garrett was competing for Rachel Lindsay’s hand.

If you remember from our The Bachelorette: Men Tell All recap, Rachel Lindsay was part of calling out Lee Garrett for racism.

During the special, Lee Garrett  tried to defend his actions, which really didn’t help.

During The Bachelorette, he kept getting into heated conflicts with other suitors.

Those other suitors tended to have something in common with each other — they were black.

Fans noticed.

Just about everybody noticed.

Lee’s excuse that he was “uncomfortable” and trying to “joke” to excuse his behavior … didn’t go over well.

Lee wasn’t only controversial for his actions on The Bachelorette — he also got into trouble for his antics on social media before he even went on the show.

Specifically, Lee Garrett’s racist tweets landed him in hot water with fans and on Men Tell All.

(Dude, even if you’re going to tweet super offensive stuff for whatever reason, maybe go delete them before you become famous)

They weren’t even old tweets that someone dug up — they were from within the last year.

There’s just no excuse.

Considering what those of you following The Bachelorette Spoilers already know, there are plenty of fans who think that Rachel Lindsay made a bigger mistake than letting Lee Garrett hang around.

Not everyone, to be clear.

But more than a few.

Actually, you don’t even need spoilers to know that sending Dean Unglert home before narrowing her suitors down to three was positively foolish.

But Lee Garrett had to go, as much because he and she clearly wouldn’t work out as to demonstrate to viewers how unacceptable he was.

But, you know, hindsight is always clearer.

And Rachel Lindsay didn’t know as much about Lee Garrett at the beginning of the series as she does now.

In many ways, if there were viewers who saw some of themselves in Lee Garrett and his excuses, maybe his example served as a wake-up call to them about their own choices and behaviors.

Still, we wonder if, in a year or so, Rachel Lindsay won’t have a larger regret about this season.


Kate Middleton and Prince William Lose Housekeeper Over Excessive Demands: “They Will Regret” It, Source Says

Kate Middleton may not be perfect after all.

This is a stunning declaration to make, and it may prove to be untrue.

But a couple of recent stories are making us question the unparalleled awesomeness of the Duchess of Cambridge for the first time in history.

Last week, Middleton came under fire after photos emerged of her three-year old son, George, standing and looking out the window of a moving car.

He wasn’t wearing his seatbelt and the Internet went OFF on Middleton in response.

It’s worth noting that the car was on a private road at the time, with no other vehicles in the vicinity… but still. Everyone should wear his or her seatbelt at all times.

Especially toddlers.

It’s not as though one-car accidents don’t exist, right?

Elsewhere, Middleton was even criticized for her behavior at Pippa Middleton’s wedding to James Matthews on May 20.

Many of the pictures that surfaced online featured Kate with an annoyed or angry look on her face, disciplining her young kids instead of just allowing them to have fun.

“Kate didn’t have the time or the patience for his shenanigans,” one witness said of Middleton and George.

Somewhere, every mother of a toddler is shaking her head over the gall of anyone to make this critique.

But this brings us to the latest Kate Middleton scandal, one that also involves her handsome husband, Prince William.

According to The Sun, the beloved couple just lost one of their top employees after housekeeper Sadie Rice decided that Kate and William were asking too much of her.

An insider tells the British newspaper that Rice was making $ 35,000 pounds per year (about $ 45,000 dollars), yet chose to leave both this paycheck and the Royal Twosome behind due to excessive demands on her time.

The issue stems from Kate and William’s planned move to Kensington Palace.

They had been spending about two-thirds of their time at Anmer Hall, but will will relocate on a full-time basis to Kensington after William leaves his air ambulance job this fall.

“They wanted her to spend more time at Kensington Palace and her work was increasing all the time,” The Sun writes of William, Kate and Sadie, explaining in further detail:

“Sadie’s a hard worker but the job’s demands got too much, even for her…

“She wasn’t having a normal life outside work. Sadie’s serving her notice and it seems nothing will change her mind. It’s their loss.”

This same source describes the situation as a major blow to the famous family, considering how much two-year old Charlotte and little George had grown to love Sadie.

Rice was reportedly responsible for cleaning, laundry, shopping and cooking during her tenure as a housekeeper and occasional nanny.

In 2015, Kate lured Sadie away from Norway’s Prince Haakon and wife Mette-Marit in Oslo, where she had spent the previous five years doing similar tasks and chores.

Prior to that stint, she served as a Buckingham Palace maid and was well liked by the Queen.

William and his lovely wife have been hiring more staff member as they prepare to move to London and step up their Royal duties.

But they may have trouble replacing someone such as Sadie.

“They will regret losing Sadie, as the right people aren’t easy to find,” concludes this The Sun report.

Is the shine finally coming off this popular couple? Are we at last seeing a few chinks in their pristine armor?

Or must we realize that no one is, in actuality, perfect… yet Kate Middleton still comes as close to this ideal as anyone conceivably could?

Anything is possible, we suppose.


Caitlyn Jenner: The Kardashians are All Drama, I Regret Nothing!

Caitlyn Jenner is still out there promoting her new book, The Secrets of My Life — she’s doing interviews, she’s making statements, she’s getting intimate.

And the Kardashians are still not cool with it.

But although Caitlyn’s former family has made it clear that they don’t approve of all of her stories, she’s not about to stop anytime soon.

In fact, she may have just given her shadiest interview yet!

She spoke with Australia’s Today show, and she seemed to respond to the statement Kim Kardashian made during her appearance on Ellen — the one where she said that she doesn’t respect Caitlyn right now.

“I love Kimberly,” Caitlyn began, “I think she’s a wonderful person. But, well, to be honest with you, I really haven’t talked to her in a long time.”

For what it’s worth, Kim said it had been a couple of weeks since she’d spoken to her, so either someone is fibbing or Caitlyn doesn’t have a strong grasp on the concept of time.

“I’ve kind of let everything calm down,” Caitlyn continued. “So I kind of stay, you know, I keep my distance.”

“I’m out there trying to make a difference in the world.”

Get it, because the Kardashians don’t make a difference? They just take selfies and manufacture drama and then take more selfies?

Yeah, you get it.

Caitlyn said that while “There’s a lot of drama in the Kardashian family,” and no kidding, “This is my book about my opinions on things that happened with me and my family.”

“Any time I express my opinion, you know, with my family, there’s always challenges in doing that.”

She definitely has a point — she’s allowed to tell her story, and it’s obviously very important to her that she does — but she could still manage to show a little more tact when it comes to her stepchildren.

She could perhaps even stand to be a little kinder to her wife of 23 years, Kris Jenner — but as we see in another interview Caitlyn did, this one with The Talk, she’s not interested in doing that, either.

When asked if she regretted anything she wrote about Kris in her book, she said “I regret nothing, OK? I have no regrets. I got over regrets a long time ago.

“I don’t want to hurt anybody, especially family members,” she went on, “but, um … if you saw the show over the last ten years, eleven years or whatever, my opinion was never really brought forward.”

“It was everybody else’s opinion, I was with a lot of very strong women, which is fine, I love them all, but this book is about my story.”

Caitlyn said that she was “so nice to Kris” in the book, but that obviously they have different interpretations of what happened in their marriage.

“We’re not talking as much as we used to, but I’m sure that’ll change when everything calms down,” she added, and she said the same thing for the Kardashians.

For everyone’s sake, we hope that’s the case.


Trump: Thousands Now Express Regret Over Voting for Him!

Donald Trump has been president for such a short time, but so many people are already over it.

From his whiny little hissy fits over the crowd at his inauguration — or the lack of a crowd, we should say — to the decisions he's made to … it's all bad, OK?

We could take the time to break down all the developments over the past week, or over the past couple of months since he won the election, but we don't have the heart.

Instead, let's just check out some pitiful tweets from some unfortunate souls who actually voted for the guy.

Yep, there's a lot of regret over on Twitter these days …

1. "A Small Minded Petulant Baby"

A small minded petulant baby
May be time to work on your perception skills, bud.

2. "You’re Out of Control"

Youre out of control
… Because before he became president, he was the very picture of self control?

3. "Obama Had Me Covered"

Obama had me covered
Next time, it might be a good idea to do a little research for the jackass you’re voting for, huh, Glenda?

4. "Dude …"

Again, did these people simply never pay attention to Trump before voting for him? How could you miss this?

5. "I Voted for You to Make America Great Again!"

I voted for you to make america great again
Raise of hands, who actually thought that Trump would be a decent human being about this issue?

6. *Rage Tweet*

Star rage tweet star
Maybe ask around next time, Em. People would’ve told you.

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Tiger Woods: I Don’t Regret Cheating on Elin Nordegren!

The douche in here is thick enough to cut with a knife. 


Legendary golfer/philanderer, Tiger Woods, doesn’t regret cheating on his ex-wife, Elin Nordegren. 

To be clear, Tiger Woods cheated on Elin Nordegren, and he’s totally okay with it. 

In a bombshell interview, Woods told Charlie Rose, “[My only regret in life was] not spending another year at Stanford,” his former university. 

Rose incredulously asked if that was the only regret from his life – a life of many regrets by all outward appearances – yet Woods was firm in his “no.” 

When further pressed about his divorce from Nordegren, and if Woods had ever expressed remorse to his children about his infidelities, Woods said, “No.” 

“No. I don’t. I haven’t said that,” he replied.  

“I said ‘Everybody makes mistakes, and the reason why mommy’s living in her house and daddy’s living in his house is because daddy made mistakes, and it’s okay.” 

Except for the part, you know, where it’s not, and apparently Tiger has a communication breakdown in the syanpses of his brain, because most mistakes culminate in regrets. 

You’d probably have to have a conscience to experience regret, though. 

“I made a bunch of mistakes,” he conceded. 

“But in the end, Elin is my ex-wife.” 

“She’s one of my best friends,” he added. 

“We’ve had two beautiful kids.” 

(That weren’t figured into the remorse equation when Tiger was boning his many mistresses, apparently.)

There’s only one thing certain, and that it’s that nothing is certain when it comes to Tiger Woods (except for, perhaps, a dong wandering deep into the woods to find his balls). 

It’s nothing short of shocking that he’d say that he has “no regret” about cheating on his ex-wife … 

… But then again, it was nothing short of shocking when we found out the extent of his infidelities. 

His career hasn’t really recovered from the 2009 cheating scandal, and sorry to say, we’ve got no “rebound” joke there – things were just too deep. 

Tiger’s public persona has basically been out of control ever since, and it’s high time we start learning that he’s nothing but a talented loose cannon. 

Unfortunately, there’s a lot of them floating around out there these days.