Brad Pitt & Jennifer Aniston: Reunited?! ENGAGED?!?!

It’s been 15 months since Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie separated, and during that time, the tabloid press has linked Brad to just about every actress in Hollywood, with the possible exception of Betty White.

So it was only a matter of time before rumors of Pitt getting back together with his most famous ex began to make their way across the media landscape.

Yes, according to such reliable and reputable outlets as the esteemed Star magazine, Brad is back together with Jennifer Aniston.

The outlet claims that Brad and Jen enjoyed a secretive rendezvous in Aspen this week.

Sadly, their cover was blown when some plebe was all, “Whoa, that’s Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston. And it appears they’re conoodling!”

The tabloid reports that Jen revealed to friends last week that she was “about to make some very happy memories with her ex, by escaping with Brad to Aspen, Colorado for a hush-hush reunion.”

As for the fact that Aniston is married to Justin Theroux, Star says you should quit being such a nerd about it:

“With her marriage to Justin Theroux on very thin ice, sneaking away behind her husband’s back for a snowy rendezvous with Brad could rekindle the flame between the exes.” 

Yes, there’s snow and flames!

Apparently, George R.R. Martin is writing for Star magazine now.

Speaking of awkwardly shoe-horned references to beloved television shows, In Touch is doubling down on Star’s report by claiming that Brad went full Maeby Fünke during his weekend with Jen.

“Marry me!” Pitt reportedly blurted out, prompting a whole lot of flustered Rachel Green-esque stuttering from Aniston.

“Brad and Jen have bonded like never before over the past year… He flat out told Jen that if he ever had the chance, he would marry her again.” an “insider” tells the magazine.

“She was left speechless by Brad’s stunning admission. Jen was deeply touched by Brad’s heartfelt words, and it has remained on her mind ever since,” the source adds.

“She’ll always be his greatest love, his soulmate, and he’s relying on her as his closest confidante right now.”

Yes, now that Brad’s fake relationship with Kate Hudson has come to a close, the media is fully committed to his fake relationship to Jen.

Obviously, they’ll get bored eventually, and it’s still anyone’s guess as to what’s next for Brad’s fake love life.

Here’s hoping Betty White is still with us to inspire some 2019 rumors.


Adam Lind: Reunited With Daughter Following Drug Scandal?!

Adam Lind has long been widely regarded as the very worst baby daddy in the history of Teen Mom franchise, which is no mean feat.

Other dads have abused their spouses, neglected their children, struggled with addiction and had run-ins with the law, but Adam  has managed to do all of those things and so, so much more.

Recently, Lind tested positive for meth just moments before a scheduled visit with his youngest daughter.

It signalled the start of a harrowing downward spiral that he's somehow managed to recover from. We think…

Join us as we delve into Adam's recent past to examine his shocking behavior–and its equally shocking lack of consequences:

1. Bad Dad

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Adam has two daughters, but shows no signs of slowing down. Chelsea Houska’s ex is still prone to drug benders and fits of rage, and his two baby mamas reportedly live in fear of the effects his wild behavior might be having on their children.

2. A New Rock Bottom

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Lind has managed to retain superivised visitation rights despite numerous brushes with the law and a handful of shocking, racially charged social media tirades. But it looked like that would change following an incident that took place back in April.

3. Meth in the Afternoon

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As part of his arrangement with his exes, Lind is subject to random drug testing prior to his visits with his daughters. A urine analysis taken just before a scheduled visit with youngest daughter Paislee revealed that Adam had meth in his system. Since amphetamines don’t stay in the body very long, he was likely using in preparation for the visit.

4. The Downward Spiral

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From there, Lind’s situation deteriorated further, to the point that many Teen Mom 2 fans began to fear the worst.

5. Drugs Are Like Children, Right?

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Last month, it was reported that Lind had ceased paying child support to Chelsea and Taylor Halbur, allegedly spending his money on meth instead. Support a child, support a habit … same thing, right?

6. Skinny Lind

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A recent photo in which Lind appears much thinner than usual has sparked concerns that his habits are beginning to take a toll. And unfortunately, his weight loss isn’t even the most worrisome development of recent weeks.

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Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez: Reunited at Last!

This is going to sound nuts, or like the fever-dream that some tween superfan had in 2014, but bear with us.

Remember when we told you that Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber might get back together? Well, we weren’t kidding.

After years apart and after all of the no-holds-barred songs and all of the heartache and the various new lovers, Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber have finally had their little reunion.

From 2011 to 2014, Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez were one of the most famous couples on the planet.

Selena Gomez is gorgeous, a talented actress who gives great line delivery and is also one of the greatest singer’s in human history.

Justin Bieber is mega-famous as a teen heartthrob and … some of his music is genuinely enjoyable. Like, a lot of his music isn’t quite my thing, but he’s a popular singer and he’s produced some genuine bops.

(Honestly, his best song is “Despacito” which … is not by any stretch of the imagination his song)

Also, Justin Bieber was a top-notch hottie. He’s still handsome, though some fans can’t stand his look now that he looks like he got into a fight with a printing press … and lost.

Together, they made quite a power couple. But aside from the fact that they were off-and-on and then finally broke up, you can tell that there were problems.

Because … song lyrics.

Maybe the most damning song that’s believed to be about their relationship is “Sober,” from Selena’s Revival album.

Part of the chorus goes: “You don’t know how to love me when you’re sober/When the bottle’s done you pull me closer.” Does that ring any alarm bells? It should.

Because, well, it’s no secret that Justin Bieber had some serious issues.

Scooter Braun says that Bieber was in such bad shape, just a couple of years ago, that Justin might have died if he’d gone on tour before cleaning up.

We know about quite a few instances of Justin Bieber’s terrible behavior. Egging, speeding, that sort of thing … that’s public knowledge.

How much absolute childish nonsense did Selena Gomez put up with behind the scenes? How much will we never, ever know about?

You have to wonder.

So, yeah, they broke up.

Even well after the couple split, though, it’s been no secret that the two of them have lingering … what are those things called? Felines? … Feelings!

Yes, they’ve made it apparent that not everything was quite resolved.

You don’t have to pick your way through song lyrics and analyze them to death to know that.

Justin Bieber’s throwback pics and the included captions are, uh, not subtle.


Since their split, Selena’s been focusing on her career — both music and acting.

She’s also been waging a battle against Lupus, the debilitating autoimmune disease that is ravaging her body.

After a frightening incident this summer in which Selena Gomez was rushed to the hospital with kidney failure, she covertly received a kidney transplant thanks to her friend Francia Raisa’s donation.

Friend and fellow actress Francia Raisa says that giving her kidney transformed her life, and we can imagine so.

Some friends take ride or die to a whole other level.

But, though Selena hasn’t been speaking on this publicly, this isn’t a cure to Lupus by any means. She’s been undergoing serious treatments, including chemo, to treat her Lupus — and it still managed to shut down her kidneys.

This is scary. And, as much as none of us want to think about the possibility, even with modern treatments and virtually unlimited medical resources, Lupus could claim Selena’s life.

That would be a tremendous loss to the world. It would also be a gutting loss to those who know and love Selena.

And that, we think, is why Justin Bieber reached out to her.

As we told you, Justin Bieber saw the kidney transplant news just like the rest of us did, and reached out to Selena’s mother.

Because Selena Gomez has not been in contact with him for a while. It sounds like she needed a detox from him, you know?

With her mother acting as the initial intermediary, Selena agreed to meet, however. Maybe three years is enough time.

TMZ reports that Selena and Justin have reunited. It happened on Sunday.

Justin Bieber showed up at Selena’s home in Studio City where they, and some mutual friends, reportedly hung out until midnight if not later.

For two people who weren’t even talking on the phone until very recently, that’s huge progress.

Where was Selena Gomez’s boyfriend The Weeknd in all of this?

On tour.

But as much as people like to toss around salacious rumors when someone invites their ex over to their house while their boyfriend is away, TMZ says that The Weeknd knew and was totally cool with it.

That’s not really a surprise.

We know that Selena was looking for a low-drama boyfriend.

In fact, before she started dating The Weeknd, she spoke in an interview about how the kinds of guys that she wished would date her never spoke to her, while the kinds of guys who felt confident enough to hit on her were … 

… Well, she didn’t say it, but they were too much like Bieber.

A chill, supportive boyfriend who’s secure in their relationship? That’s what Selena has found in The Weeknd.