Angelina Jolie Wants THIS Actor for Her “Revenge Romance”

Angelina Jolie has heard all the rumors.

She’s read all the celebrity gossip sites.

She knows that Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston may soon make babies together.

But a new report claims the famous actress has a plan to get back at her estranged husband for his possibly rekindled romance.

She’s figured out exactly how to attack Pitt where it may hurt him the most:

By sleeping with a guy who sort of looks just like him!

According to Radar Online, Jolie has been in contact with Garrett Hedlund, a 33-year old actor who is very easy on the eyes.

And he apparently thinks there’s something between himself and Jolie, or is at least confident that something could happen between the stars, considering his alleged aggression.

“It’s gone from exchanging the odd email to texting several times a day and planning to meet up for dinner,” claims an insider of the connection between Jolie and Hedlund, adding:

“It’s Garrett who’s making all the moves!”

Hedlund dated actress Kirsten Dunst for four years after they met on the set of 2012’s On the Road.

He also actually co-starred with Pitt way back in 2004 in Troy and he grew close to Jolie after she cast him in Unbroken a decade later.

Might these two really end up dating? Or at least banging?

“Angie’s incredibly flattered and enjoying Garrett’s attention,” Radar writes.

The website then goes on to compare Hedlund with Pitt:

“He’s like a younger, hotter Brad and she’s confessed to a couple of girlfriends that she’d be up for a fling with him. It would be the ultimate revenge romance!”

Well, let’s be honest here:

If Pitt really does get back together with Aniston, that will be the ultimate revenge romance.

It will be the ultimate revenge romance to end ALL revenge romances.

Within seconds of Internet users learning that Aniston was splitting from husband Justin Theroux, pretty much anyone with a Twitter account was assuming Pitt and Aniston would start getting it on once again.

That would be cool with us, but not nearly as cool as the flipside:

What if Jolie and Theroux decided to sleep together?!?

Yes, this is another rumor making the World Wide Web rounds.

“Angelina is interested in working with Theroux, she actually put feelers out before he and Jennifer’s split,” Hollywood Life wrote about a month ago, adding:

“Apparently she’s a big fan of The Leftovers.

“When Justin and Jennifer were together no one expected it to happen, but now that they’ve split the chances of him saying yes to Angelina are way up.”

Yes, this report claims Angelina just wants to work with Justin.

But she merely worked with Pitt on the set of Mr. & Mrs. Smith and we all know what transpired from there, right?

Red. Hot. Sex.

We’re just sayin.


Farrah Abraham: Plotting Revenge on Teen Mom OG Cast?!

As you’ve likely heard by now, Farrah Abraham has been fired from Teen Mom OG after refusing to give in to producers’ demands that she stop performing in live sex shows.

There was a time when it was nearly impossible to imagine the show without its number one source of drama, but at this point, the Farrah firing is a done deal.

It was announced this week that Mackenzie McKee will replace Farrah as the show’s fourth cast member.

To further drive the nail in the coffin of her career, Farrah is suing her former employers for $ 5 million dollars, claiming that she was unfairly discriminated against and wrongfully terminated.

And now, it looks as though the situation is getting even uglier ahead of the TMOG reunion show taping set for this weekend.

In a recent interview with Us Weekly, Farrah revealed that she will not be in attendance at the taping:

“MTV is not allowing me to attend the reunion, and my dad won’t attend if I don’t go. I can’t speak for my mom,” she revealed to the tabloid.

That doesn’t mean, however, that Team Abraham will not be represented.

According to Us, MTV is hoping that Farrah’s parents, Michael Abraham and Debra Danielsen, will stop by the taping to offer their two cents.

But it seems Farrah has different ideas.

The Ashley’s Reality Roundup is reporting today that Farrah will have some spies in attendance at the reunion.

It’s been widely rumored that Farrah is plotting to sabotage the show in an effort to take revenge on the showrunners and cast members who she feels did her wrong.

Unfortunately for fans of off-camera drama, it seems Ms. Abraham doesn’t have anything quite that nefarious in mind.

“Farrah obviously won’t be there but someone she knows is going to attend the reunion, just to see what is said,” a source tells The Ashley.

“They’re just going to take it in, not to start any trouble or anything. The person is planning to stay under the radar.”

The source adds that Farrah’s reps will offer her a full report on the proceedings, but will not interfere with the taping:

“It’s all in good fun,” the source says, “nothing malicious.”

Watch Teen Mom OG online to relive Farrah’s long and ridiculous history on the show.


Angelina Jolie & Justin Theroux: Planning An Epic Revenge Bang?!

As you’ve no doubt heard by now, Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux have called it quits after two and a half years of marriage.

Based on accounts from those who knew the couple best, Justin broke up with Jen, and the decision was primarily the result of lifestyle differences.

(Justin loved Manhattan; Jen was a lifelong California girl; neither wanted to relocate permanently. Seems like the sort of thing they should’ve worked out before getting hitched, but we digress.)

Anyway, despite – or perhaps because of – the seemingly dull cause of the split, the rumor mill has been running wild with reports that Aniston is planning to get back together with Brad Pitt.

As far as we can tell, those claims are entirely baseless, and of course, the internet is deeply bummed about about it.

Maybe that’s why we’re suddenly hearing rumors about a different sort of rebound hookup:

It’s been almost two years since Pitt and Angelina Jolie broke up, and news about Angie’s love life has been scarce to non-existent,

There are those who think that’s because she was biding her time, Maleficent-style, waiting for a hookup that would devastate her rivals and cement her place as the queen badass of Hollywood.

Okay, maybe no one really thought that, but an anonymous source tells Hollywood Life that Angie has her eyes on Justin.

“Angelina is interested in working with Justin Theroux, she actually put feelers out before he and Jennifer’s split,” the source claims.

“Apparently she’s a big fan of The Leftovers. When Justin and Jennifer were together no one expected it to happen, but now that they’ve split the chances of him saying yes to Angelina are way up.”

Oh, man. The appropriateness of Angie scooping up Jen’s sloppy seconds because she loves The Leftovers is simply too much to bear.

Anyway, the source adds that the interest is mutual, and we may see Jolie and Theroux working together very soon:

“Justin’s a very ambitious guy and his star is on the rise,” says the insider.

“Doing a project with Angelina could really take him to the next level.”

Obviously, the situation is not without potential complications:

“Of course it would really hurt Jennifer, so that may be a deterrent for him, but it’s certainly going to be tempting for him,” the source adds.

Yeah, we suppose the possibility of having one’s genitals fed to a pack of starved hyenas would be a deterrent for anyone.

Nothing against Justin, but we’re hoping it happens just so Jen can drop a sick Bond villain line like, “There will be no … leftovers.”


Kim Kardashian: SMH Over That All That Rob Revenge Porn!

On this Sunday's brand new episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, we'll learn that Kylie Jenner is pregnant.

No, wait, that's the wrong scoop.

While there's been buzz that Kylie will, indeed, reveal to viewers that she's expecting on this special two-part installment, that's not what we're here to discuss.

Instead, we're here to listen in as Kim and Khloe Kardashian discuss their wayward brother.

In the clip below, the sisters shake their heads over the roller coaster relationship between Rob and Blac Chyna.

They reference Rob releasing naked pictures of Chyna a few months ago, an incident that garnered very negative headlines for Kardashian, along with talk of revenge porn charges and jail time.

"Listen, there's a plus and a minus," Khloe said of Rob and Chyna constantly fighting.

"One of the plus of all this – there's no way Rob and Chyna could get back together after this, right? Let's focus on the positive. The negative is all of this other shit right now."

That's both funny and accurate.

Long after this scene was filmed, Blac Chyna filed legal documents in which she alleged Kim, Khloe and their family have been lying about her and trying to destroy her career.

It's definitely safe to assume this relationship is beyond repair.

"He should have just like controlled himself," Kim tells her sister of Rob's impulse to shame and embarrass his ex-fiancee.

To which we reply: d'uh!

In a confessional, Khloe later continues as follows:

"Rob and Chyna have officially broken up, but they obviously still have to communicate for the custody of Dream.

"They're still having a hard time getting along. The legal battle that has been going on between the two of them has been super frustrating.

"I feel like this is escalating to a place that none of us could have ever imagined."

We're gonna go ahead and disagree. We think anyone remotely familiar with Blac Chyna and the Kardashians could have imagined this scenario.

"It just sucks… he's made out to be this bad guy when she's taunting him," Khloe tells Kim below. adding:

"Like, love makes you do f-cked up things. You think anyone's proud of that? No. You don't f-ck with someone's heart and emotions."

Deep stuff here, folks.

Watch and see for yourself:

Kim kardashian smh over that whole rob revenge porn thing

Brielle Biermann Explains Kim Zolciak Pregnancy Prank: I Wanted Revenge!

Almost exactly one month ago, Brielle Biermann tweeted that Kim Zolciak was pregnant with baby #7. It was a strange, weird claim.

At the time, we theorized that she was pranking her mother to get revenge for her mom’s Snapchat antics, but Brielle didn’t exactly explain herself … until now.

As it turns out, 

So, back in November, Brielle Biermann took to Twitter and shared that her mother was pregnant with what would be her seventh child.

She deleted the tweet without explanation and Kim clarified that she was not, in fact, pregnant.

At the time, we guessed that perhaps Brielle was getting back at her mother for sharing a Snapchat video of Brielle flashing her boob. It had been part of a conversation (with Khloe Kardashian), and clearly not something that Brielle had wanted to go public.

But we were just speculating.

Now, Brielle Biermann tells TooFab the reason why she tweeted that goofy claim about her mom.

“My mom posted a video of me on her Snapchat that really irritated me, so I was sitting downstairs with two of my best friends, and I was like, you know what, I’m gonna tweet that she’s expecting.”

We told you so.

“I didn’t think it would take off as quick as it did, but within 10 minutes, it was everywhere.”

Well, yeah. Kim Zolciak’s easily one of the most famous Real Housewives. And, again, this would have been her seventh child.

Brielle was entertained, and she also describes how her mother reacted.

“I was dying laughing. She wasn’t even mad, she was just like, ‘What the f–k is wrong with you?'”

To us, that sounds like a pretty healthy response for a mother to have to her (adult!) daughter.

In fact, Brielle has a very succinct statement for anyone who doesn’t like how close she is with her mom.

“F–k off.”

In general, she’s noticed that there are a lot of people with opinions about her.

“It’s my life, and I don’t know why people are so concerned with it.”

True — though if they were less concerned with her, she might have a harder time doing product endorsements on Instagram.

She understands that, though, and is grateful to have a balance. She’d just rather that people not get upset.

“I understand I’m in the public eye and people are interested, but my life does not affect you, and until it does, just let me live my life the way that I want to.”

Brielle actually talks about her mother-daughter dynamic.

We didn’t really expect to be saying this, but Brielle seems to have a pretty good grasp of healthy family bonds.

“People see my relationship with my mom as too friendly, but I don’t think you could ever be too friendly with your parents.”

Personally, I agree. Especially when we’re talking about adult children.

“I think some parents aren’t close enough with their kids, and communication is key in my family.”

You’d need a lot of it, in a family of 8.

“My whole life, I’ve told her everything that goes on, even stupid things or things she may not be comfortable with hearing.”

Wow. A lot of families would love to have that honesty. But you’d need a parent who is really, truly trustworthy.

“She is truly my best friend, and I hope that it stays that way.”

That’s so sweet!

“I tell her all the time, I’m like, ‘I know I’m your favorite.'”

We wonder what Kim would have to say about that.

“We’re super close, and I just like to f-ck with her.”

Brielle’s pretty conscious of her role as a young, hot reality star.

But she says that people don’t necessarily know the real her.

“People see only 30 minutes of my life once a week for like 12 weeks and that’s it.”

To be fair, plenty of people also see her on social media. But that, too, only shows part of the story.

“They don’t really know me, they don’t know what goes on behind the scenes and they don’t see what really happens.”

Of course.

“They feel like they know us because they see the show, but that’s not who I really am.”

She’s not just a gorgeous party girl with an unnecessarily hot boyfriend, but we kind of figured that.

“There’s a certain image I want the world to see and a certain image I have for my family and friends.”

We all wear different masks with different people.

And Brielle knows that, to a certain degree, we all play different roles in different environments.

“I feel like everybody needs that balance.”

So what is she or isn’t she?

“I’m not this ditsy, crazy girl that has no goals in life. I’m just struggling to find my passion.”

That’s totally normal — especially for a young woman in her twenties.


Kailyn Lowry: Javi Marroquin Is Only Dating Briana DeJesus For Revenge!

There’s not a soap opera on television that can hold a candle to the drama that plays out every day on social media between Kailyn Lowry and Javi Marroquin.

Of course, volatile relationships are nothing new in the world of reality TV, and they’re sewn into the very fabric of Teen Mom 2.

But what makes Kail and Javi’s situation so unusual is the fact that they’ve been divorced for over a year.

These days, the primary point of contention between the parents of 3-year-old Lincoln is Javi’s relationship with Briana DeJesus.

Briana, of course, is the newest addition to the TM2 cast

“Kailyn can’t help thinking that Javi‘s main reason for dating Brianna is to spite her,” says the insider.

“There are a million other girls out there, but Javi chose to hook up with another Teen Mom star, which he must have known would result in tons of publicity. It’s not even like it’s convenient for them to be together — they live over a thousand miles away from each other, so it just doesn’t make any sense to Kailyn.”

Obviously, the fact that Briana and Javi are co-stars who live far apart isn’t concrete evidence that they’re dating to spite Kail.

But if their goal is to piss off Javi’s ex, it certainly seems to be working:

“Each time she has to look at photos of the two of them together, or see yet another story about them dating, it’s like a stab in the heart, and it’s driving her crazy,” says the source.

“It must have crossed Javi’s mind that getting with Brianna would piss off Kailyn, so she really can’t stop herself from questioning his motivation.”

Kailyn may have a point, as there are times when it seems that Bri and Javi’s relationship is all for show.

Just two weeks ago, DeJesus denied dating Marroquin in an interview with E! News–but now it seems the co-stars are more serious than ever. 

On November 9, Javi tweeted, “Get to see bae this weekend,” just days after Briana publicly refuted rumors that they’re romantically involved.

It’s not hard to see why Javi and Bri’s renewed interest in one another might have less to do with romance and more to do with the fact that DeJesus is once again publicly feuding with Lowry.

Fortunately, Kailyn has no reason to be concerned.

If Javi and Briana are actually pretending to date just to get back at her for some imagined slight, then Ms. Lowry has already won this feud in decisive fashion.

Watch Teen Mom 2 online to relive Kailyn and Javi’s tumultuous relationship.