Tristan Thompson Gets ROASTED for Cheating on Khloe Kardashian!

It’s been nearly a week since Tristan Thompson was caught cheating on Khloe Kardashian.

Since then, Khloe and her family haven’t yet weighed in on the scandal, in which Tristan has been romantically linked to several other women during Khloe’s pregnancy.

But Khloe’s fans have a lot to say, and they’ve been flooding Tristan’s Instagram with hundreds of thousands of comments.

While Tristan Thompson suffers humiliating defeats in the world of sports, he is also getting brutally owned in the comments of his own Instagram posts.

It’s bad for a number of reasons to post outright threats on social media (please do not do that, folks), so his detractors have gotten creative and expressed their hopes and dreams for his future.

“I hope you step on many Legos.”

If you’ve never stepped on a Lego, you’re lucky. It is a notoriously painful experience.

“I hope you get taken and Liam Neeson doesn’t find you!”

That one is, of course, a movie reference.

“I hope you stub your pinky toe!!”

And another shared their fondest hope that “Blac Chyna hits you with a stroller!

That conjures up quite an image.

“I hope Kris Jenner has a plan for you.”

That one is vague yet the tone is spine-tingling ominous.

“I hope you don’t use ‘we were on a break.'”

It’s 2018, but people are still making Friends references.

“I hope you get hiccups for the rest of your life.”

That would be horrible, and there are probably a couple of medical mystery cases of people who’ve suffered just such a fate.

“I hope you get stuck in an elevator with Solange.”

Ooooh. That one’s intense.

“I hope every time you eat a skittle you never taste the rainbow.”

A lot of these sound like petty curses that someone would cast. Like we said, they get pretty creative.

“I hope you get shampoo in your eyes when washing your hair.”

Some are more painful than others.

“I hope you always bite the inside of your cheek when you chew your food.”

A lot of people seem to suspect that Tristan has more to fear from Khloe’s mother than from anyone else.

“I hope Kris [Jenner] ruins you.”

They might be right.

These mild curses continue.

“I hope every time you’re about to fall asleep you realize you have a full bladder.”

Even Khloe’s Australian fans pitched in, with one writing:

“I hope when you go to order a ice cream from maccas the machine breaks.”

Maccas is Australian nonsense for McDonald’s. A lot of Australian words are nonsense. They refer to sweatpants as “trackydacks.” Their poor, sun-baked brains.

A few comments got really harsh and really serious.

“I hope one day your daughter looks at you and says but you’re not my dad….”

Interestingly, Tristan Thompson still has his defenders. Though even they don’t seem to be denying the cheating allegations.

“Could everyone stop being horribly rube to Tristan. Let him play basketball and stop sending mean comments he made a mistake just let the guy be.”

He’s a grown man who appears to have hooked up with multiple women during Khloe’s pregnancy. That’s a little hard to sell as “a mistake,” right?

Another wrote, thinking that Khloe deserves this.

“What about his 1st baby mom dies she count? Khloe knew this so she is getting what she deserve.”

Even if she does somehow deserve this — which we are not suggesting — that wouldn’t make Tristan’s behavior any more excusable, right?

This whole thing is such a mess, but it’s good that some folks are having fun with it on social media.


Ben Affleck Lied About His “Fake” Back Tattoo & Now He’s Getting Roasted on Twitter

Back in 2015, a photograph of Ben Affleck sporting a huge back tattoo made its way around the interwebs, and a good laugh was had by all.

Being the kind of guy who pretends he doesn’t care what anyone thinks but who actually lives for public adulation, Ben claimed the tattoo was fake.

He insisted the garish phoenix rising from the ashes was airbrushed on for a movie he was directing and starring in called Live By Night.

“[It’s] fake for a movie,” Affleck very explicitly stated in a 2016 interview.

“I actually do have a number of tattoos but I try to have them in places where you don’t have to do a lot of cover up they get sort of addictive, tattoos, after awhile.

Since no one actually saw the film, no one pieced together that Ben’s Prohibition-era gangster never actually disrobes to reveal a giant, brightly-colored, anachronistic tattoo.

Rumors about the big ugly ink persisted, but Ben made headlines for so much other bad behavior that fans never launched a full-blown investigation.

Remarkably, Ben has kept his torso pretty well covered over the past two and a half years, but that might have more to do with booze-bellied dad bod and less to do with hiding the big bird.

(Feel free to use that as a euphemism for sex, btw.)

Sadly, Beantown Benny slipped over the weekend when he removed his shirt for a beach scene in a movie he’s filming.

Hopefully, the Ben’s character is the type of guy who collects samurai swords and lost his virginity to a prostitute at 29, because this tatt is not the sort of thing that can be edited out in post-production.

Yes, we now know for sure that Ben was lying about the tattoo being a fake, and Twitter is having a field day.

“Don’t mock Ben Affleck’s phoenix tattoo. It symbolises how he has risen from the ashes, reborn as a guy with a tattoo that sucks,” tweeted Pixelated Boat.

“I’ve been following the Ben Affleck back tattoo drama more closely than the Mueller investigation,” quipped Sophia Benoit.

“Ben Affleck’s back tattoo is, and I’m saying this without hyperbole, one of the funniest goddamn things I’ve ever seen in my entire life,” Dashiell Driscoll opined.

All we need is Dril and DaShareZone to sound off on this thing, and all of Twitter will have had its say.

So how is Affleck reacting to ironically being roasted for a phoenix tattoo.

Well, thus far, he’s about the only one who hasn’t sounded off on it.

Even Ben’s ex Jennifer Garner flamed his ass, telling Ellen DeGeneres that she “take[s] unmbrage” at being represented as the ash from which Ben’s metaphorical phoenix arises.

Must suck to realize you spent a massive chunk of your life married to a guy who would not only get that fugly of a tattoo but would proceed to lie to the whole world about it.

Hmmm … we may have finally figured out what horrible revelation came to Garner at the Oscars.


Jill Duggar Pays Birthday Tribute to Derick Dillard … Who Promptly Gets Roasted By Fans

It’s been a rough few months for Derick Dillard.

The troubles started when Derick got fired by TLC after launching an unprovoked social media attack on fellow network star Jazz Jennings.

In the months since, things have only gotten worse for poor Der.

It’s almost like costing his family their only source of income in order to settle some petty social media score wasn’t the smartest move.

This week has been a particularly hard one on Derick, as he was torn to shreds for complaining that TLC refused to pay his son’s medical bills.

(As many followers pointed out, employers give you money in exchange for labor, so that you can pay for unexpected expenses yourself.)

But it’s Friday, and it’s Derick’s 29th birthday, so right about now he probably just wants to kick back with a spicy Virgin Mary and forget about the online world for a bit.

Unfortunately for Big D, the internet doesn’t take days off.

Earlier today, Derick’s wife, Jill Duggar, posted the above photo along with a heartfelt birthday message:

“Happy birthday My Love! You’re the best hubby and father! I’m so in love with you! I hope this last birthday in your 20s is a good one,” Jill captioned the pic.

Unfortunately, the last year of Der’s twenties isn’t off to the greatest start, as Jill’s followers took the opportunity to roast the controversial house husband within an inch of his life:

“Derick, happy birthday. As you blow out your candles, you should wish forgiveness from God for the things that come out of you mouth,” wrote one follower. 

“May Derick learn the true meaning of being a Christian for his 29th year,” another commented.

“Wow! 29 and still doesn’t have a real paying job! How very sad,” another roast-master remarked.

“I don’t think this year will be a good birthday. After all, he posted on Twitter yesterday he seems really emotional and upset. I have a feeling Derick will be on Twitter again all day complaining how life isn’t fair.”

Needless to say, there’s not a lot of birthday love out there for Der today.

Maybe he should flip the script and give Twitter a present by deleting his account.

Watch Counting On online to relive the days before Derick got himself and his wife canned from the world’s cushiest gig.


Chris Brown Posts Birthday Shout-Out to Rihanna, Gets Roasted By Fans

Thankfully, Chris Brown hasn’t been in the news much lately.

Generally when you see Breezy’s name in a headline, it’s a sure sign that you’re face will soon be firmly planted in your palm.

And we’re sad to say this latest case is no exception.

Today, Rihanna celebrates her 30th birthday, an occasion that she’ll probably mark by smoking 31 blunts.

(The last one is because she lost count.)

Milestone birthdays can be times of poignant reflection, and obviously RiRi has a whole hell of a lot to be proud o.

But like most of us, there are some aspect of her past that she likely wishes would remain in the past.

And today, one of the ghosts of her early twenties swooped in to remind the Barbadian queen of a time she’d probably prefer to forget.

The photo above was posted on Instagram by Brown with a caption reading simply, “HAPPY BIRTHDAY @badgalriri.”

Rihanna Baby Pic

Needless to say, some fans weren’t thrilled to see the man who brutally assaulted Rihanna attempting to steal her birthday shine.

“This isn’t cute,” wrote one follower. “He put his hands on her. Grow up. Move on. Respect.”

“DELETE THIS!” another commented.

“I wouldn’t like to have my abuser show affection to me after getting my head bashed in to the floor,” a third remarked.

The consensus seemed to be that Chris remains a dumbass and should probably be considered as a first ballot inductee into the Dumbass Hall of Fame.

But believe it or not, for reasons that defy explanation and make us seriosly consider taking up residence in the deep woods, several miles from the nearest router, there are still folks out there who want Chris and Rihanna to get back together.

“Can y’all get married now like damn it’s long overdue!” wrote one eager fan.

“Aww him and Rihanna would have a cute baby,” observed one clueless user.

Yes, in just 9 short years, many seem to have forgotten just how brutal Chris’ attack truly was.

If you still had any hope left for humanity, it might be time to abandon it.

On the bright side, Chris doesn’t appear to have dated anyone seriously since he broke up with Karrueche Tran for the last time in 2016, so maybe he’s finally realized that he should be removed from the gene pool.


Cardi B Diss Track by Joseline Hernandez ROASTED on Twitter!

Joseline Hernandez might not be happy that Cardi B is on top of the world right now, but the Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta star knows an opportunity when it comes a-knocking.

She has a diss track on Cardi, and she teased the music video on Twitter. And she's getting roasted mercilessly over it.

You can see and hear this panned diss track music video teaser below … if you dare.

Joseline hernandez cardi b splitJoseline hernandez shows her rear

Joseline Hernandez, the self-described "Puerto Rican Princess," is best known for her role on Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta, where she brings boundless drama.

A huge source of that drama is that Joseline generally believing that she's better than everyone there. As it turns out, that feeling of superiority doesn't just extend over her costars in Atlanta, but over the entire franchise.

Cardi B is best known for, you know, her meteoric rise to fame with one of 2017's hottest singles. But before that, she appeared on Love & Hip Hop: New York.

Cardi B and Joseline both worked as strippers before joining the Love & Hip Hop franchise.

Now, however, their careers are on very different paths.

Cardi b in white

These days, Cardi B is famous.

"Bodak Yellow" is a smash hit. If it weren't for "Despacito," it might have been the song of 2017.

Cardi B landed her contract with Atlantic Records and left her reality career in the dust — for the moment, anyway. Her wedding to Offset may get televised if the money is right.

That doesn't mean that things are perfect, what with a woman claiming to be Offset's baby mama so soon into Cardi B's engagement to him.

(It doesn't help that Offset is reluctant to take a paternity test, which really raises people's suspicions)

Still, Cardi B's star is high and shining bright. "Bodak Yellow" is certified triple-platinum.

Joseline hernandez in yellow

There's a line in Cardi B's "Bodak Yellow" that goes:

"These expensive, these is red bottoms /  These is bloody shoes"

In Joseline's diss track, "Hate Me Now," there's a reference to that bloody shoes line:

"…drag a Bronx b–ch yea I said it… Fabricated, illustrated, cartoon a– b–ch, bloody, my a–! Who the f–k cosigned this hoe?"

Joseline's diss track is getting roasted, however, with Twitter users saying things like:

"Joseline just had to be a nice hoe and thinks would have been okay. Evil hoes never prosper."

"This is sad."

"Rapping is NOT for you Auntie."

Cardi b in many colors

Joseline Hernandez isn't the first to try to cling to Cardi B's coattails by trying ot bash her publicly.

Azealia Banks tried to feud with Cardi B. Remember that?

It didn't turn out so well. When you bash someone's musical talent but then you're recorded dancing to her irresistibly good song, it really takes the wind out of your argument.

But the point behind bashing someone who is a soaring success isn't to drag them down, but to get yourself noticed.

Unfortunately for Joseline Hernandez, the attention that she's drawn to herself has been decidedly negative.

Joseline hernandez in white

See for yourself if the epic dragging that Joseline's received on social media has been well-deserved.

I can't claim to be a rap expert, and few of us can neutrally listen to a Cardi B diss track without having an opinion — one way or the other.

And Joseline already has a less-than-ideal reputation among those who know her for her role on Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta.

Maybe people just hate her. Or maybe, just maybe, her diss track is really that awful.

Cardi b diss track by joseline hernandez roasted on twitter

Justin Timberlake: Roasted on Twitter by Dylan Farrow!

It wasn’t so long ago that Justin Timberlake’s #TimesUp tweet got him slammed for hypocrisy

Well, he tweeted what looked like an innocent question on Tuesday, and Dylan Farrow seized the opportunity to roast him.

Read the tweets for yourself and decide whether or not it was well-deserved.

On Tuesday, Justin Timberlake tweeted out a question:

“Random question: Can someone please explain the saying, ‘You just want your cake and to eat it too.’ What else am I about to do with a cake??”

Now, obviously, he’s trying to get to how that saying came about.

We would assume that it comes from many cakes being works of art. Colorful, full of writing, and perhaps even containing sculpted shapes made from frosting.

Cakes really are beautiful — and we just mean regular cakes. Then there are the cakes that you’ve seen on those cake-based reality shows over the years.

So it’s easily conceivable that someone would have had to explain to a young, distressed child that they cannot have their cake — this piece of ephemeral artwork — and also eat it.

Dylan Farrow decided to spell out her answer using an … example.

She tweeted her reply:

“The saying means, for example, you can’t support #TIMESUP and praise sexual predators at the same time.”

And, specifically:

“You can’t retain your credibility as an activist (i.e. – retain the cake) and, at the same time, praise a sexual predator (i.e. – eating the cake).”

That might be a little harsh, but she’s absolutely right. Praising and uplifting a known sex monster goes against everything that #TimesUp is supposed to represent.

In case you’re wondering what issue Dylan Farrow has with Justin Timberlake … let us refresh your memory.

JT is one of the leading stars in Woody Allen’s next film, Wonder Wheel, in which he’ll play a lifeguard being pursued by a mother and her estranged husband’s daughter.

Woody Allen is infamous for his films about older men pursuing younger women, but he’s also infamous for allegedly having molested his daughter (Dylan Farrow) and for definitely having married a woman, Soon-Yi, whom many view as his daughter.

So he got roasted for his #TimesUp post before the Golden Globes.

It sure struck a lot of folks as being majorly hypocritical.

Dylan Farrow, of course, is very close to this story.

The rest of us look on in disappointment as stars who should know better — Justin Timberlake, Selena Gomez, Blake Lively — have work with Woody Allen of their own volition.

But for Dylan Farrow, we’re talking about a man whom she accuses of transforming her life for the worst. You don’t get a second chance at childhood, folks. And the scars of childhood trauma stay with you for the rest of your life.

Just recently, Dylan Farrow spoke about how Woody Allen molested her — and it was the first time that she spoke about the terrible trauma on camera. 

Justin Timberlake is talented and beautiful and charming, but that doesn’t excuse him for being tone-deaf on Twitter.

Dylan Farrow on CBS This Morning 2

Watching her interview was hard. Despite herself, she cried during it.

It is difficult for abuse survivors to talk about the horrors that they experienced without actively reliving them.

(Either that or dissociating; either of which can be awkward in an interview)

None of us can make her life better or redo her childhood.

But surely the least that we can all do is refrain from lending aid and comfort to people accused of monstrous deeds.

Otherwise, their time will never actually be up.


Anna Duggar Returns to Twitter, Gets Roasted By Fans

Anna Duggar is something of a controversial figure.

Some view her as one of the many victims of her husband, while others believe her to be complicit in the Josh Duggar sex scandals.

Whatever your personal take on Josh’s controversial wife, it’s not hard to see why she’s mostly decided to avoid social media in recent years.

And it’s also not hard to see why her recent return to Twitter resulted in an avalanche of criticism.

The mother of five returned to the social media platform with belated holiday wishes and a photo of her ever-expanding family.

“Merry CHRISTmas!” she captioned the photo, not so subtly reminding her followers that she’s all about JC.

Needless to say, the pious greeting coupled with a photo of a known child molester didn’t sit well with many Twitter users.

And some of them were quite vocal in their criticism of Anna.

“How can you all proclaim to be followers of Christ yet turn a blind eye to Josh’s horrific Child molestation?” one follower posted.

“I never even heard him apologize,” she added, which is a fair point.

For all the apologies that heve been issued on his behalf, for all the excuses and equivocations and tearful pleas for unserstanding, we’ve never once heard Josh actually admit to any wrong doing and simply apologize.

Some say Anna is putting her children in harm’s way by not leaving Josh and demanding full custody.

Others, however, believe she’s one of her husband’s many victims, and may feel that she has no choice but to stay with him.

As you may, recall in the months after the world learned that Josh molested five young girls, it was revealed that he had gone to great lengths to try and cheat on Anna 

It was only then that Josh checked into rehab for sex addiction treatment, a move that led many to believe the Duggars take marital infidelity more seriously than child molestation.

Shortly after he returned home, it was revealed that Josh and Anna were expecting a fifth child, and many further criticized the long-suffering mother and wife for bringing another kid into a dangerous situation.

Obviously, the situation is complex, and it’s entirely possible that Anna is both victim and accomplice.

Whatever the case, it seems she won’t be receiving the warm welcome she used to enjoy on Twitter anytime soon.

Watch Counting On online for more from reality TV’s most controversial family.


Britney Spears Lip Syncs New Year’s Eve Concert, Gets Roasted On Twitter

It’s 2018, and Britney Spears still has a career.

If you’d made that prediction eleven years ago at peak of Bald Britney-mania, you would’ve been shunned from society and forced to spend your remaining days in the mountains, shearing alpacas, or something.

Yes, the simple fact that Britney is alive, healthy, and continuing to make millions is downright remarkable.

Still, there are those who expect more from her.

They’re not satisfied by the fact that Brit has full custody of her kids, is no longer under the sway of either a psychiatric hold or the master manipulator the neighborhood children called the Federline.

These people see fit to criticize the divine Ms. Spears for such minor offenses as “not actually singing at her concerts.”

The nerve of these ingrates!

Yes, Britney rang in 2018 on the confusingly-titled Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve With Ryan Seacrest, and sure she didn’t actually sing, but at least she didn’t just stand around asking for hot tea.

But apparently, some folks on Twitter haven’t gotten the memo tht Britney has officially reached Mariah-level icon status, which means she can spend the rest of her days just showing up places and being paid to do literally nothing.

The same haters and losers who want Donald John Trump to stop tweeting and govern also want Britney to stop being fabulous, and … sing.

“Performing” at the Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino in Las Vegas, Britney moved around on stage to the tune of “Work B-tch” and “Toxic.”

And sadly, she began the year by being savagely corn-cobbed on Twitter.

“Oh great, Britney is going to mime AND lip sync another song for us,” tweeted one blasphemer.

“I think they should just put a cardboard cut out with a musical recording of Britney Spears singing. All she does now is seemingly lip sync. #RockinEve britney,” remarked another.

Who does @britneyspears think she’s fooling? If your dance moves aren’t the same as 2006, clearly your vocals wouldn’t be either…. good try though. #RockinEve,” echoed a third betrayer of the queen.

Yes, folks, it seems you can go take your hopes for a better and more just world in 2018 and toss them right in the trash.

Here’s hoping the world will be more appreciative of Britney’s terrible lip-syncing in 2019.


Donald Trump Fires Off Dumb Tweets About Global Warming & Vanity Fair, Gets Savagely Roasted

Look, we understand that headline’s not gonna please anyone.

Either you’re a dyed-in-the-wool #MAGA ass and you came here just to deride us as a bunch of libtard cuck-flakes in the comments, or you’re part of the majority of Americans who wishes the president would stop tweeting entirely, in which case, you probably think we didn’t go nearly far enough.

But hey, our New Year’s resolution is to piss off as many people as many people as possible, and we decided to get an early start!

We kid, of course.

Resolving to offend people in 2018 is like resolving to breathe in and out. It’s gonna happen no matter what, and it doesn’t require any active effort.

For evidence of just how easy it is to piss off tens of millions of people these days, you need look no further than the tweets of America’s P-ssy-Grabber-In-Chief, Captain Offensive Pants.

No doubt still clad in a Trump Hotel bathrobe, the president frequently outrages half the planet before he’s even dropped his morning Big Mac deuce.

While our more heathen-y presidents may have taken the holidays off in order to drink Starbucks and slaughter a virgin, the Trump Train kept right on rolling! 

By which we mean the 71-year-old leader of the free world spent the season of peace talking enough trash on social media to shame a recently-dumped middle school girl or a butthurt Star Wars fan.

And who were the Donald’s targets this time around?

Well, there was Vanity Fair, which committed the grievous offense of cracking jokes about a woman Donald once threatened to imprison, and then there was planet Earth, which has apparently pissed Trump off by continuing to exist despite his apocalyptic environmental policies.

First, some context:

In case you haven’t heard, it’s effing cold in the northeast. Like, even by “winter in the northeast” standards.

Someone told this to Donald, and his response was apparently to crack his knuckles and start sticking it to the libs:

“In the East, it could be the COLDEST New Year’s Eve on record. Perhaps we could use a little bit of that good old Global Warming that our Country, but not other countries, was going to pay TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS to protect against. Bundle up!”

Now, hopefully, we don’t have to tell you that’s a dumb thing to say or point out that weather and climate are not the same thing.

A cold day isn’t an indication that the planet is stable anymore than a single hot day is evidence that it’s heating up.

The world’s scientists are concerned due to data collected over several decades which indicates a disturbing trend toward hotter … ya know what? Let’s just move on to less-terrifying idiocy…

As you may have heard, there was controversy this week over a video posted by Vanity Fair, in which several staffers expressed their 100 percent-justified belief that Hillary Clinton should probably step away from the political arena for the foreseeable future.

The situation outraged the president, not because of the content of the clip, but because VF dared to issue an apology for the sake of those who found the video offensive.

“Vanity Fair, which looks like it is on its last legs, is bending over backwards in apologizing for the minor hit they took at Crooked H. Anna Wintour, who was all set to be Amb to Court of St James’s & a big fundraiser for CH, is beside herself in grief & begging for forgiveness!” Trump tweeted.

Never mind that our commander-in-chief is still devoting his days to picking petty fights with various media outlets, Anna Wintour is the editor of Vogue, not Vanity Fair.

Sure, they both star with “V,” but if we Donald off easy on this one, next week he’ll be referring to Justin Trudeau as the prime minister of Cambodia.

Needless to say, Trump was roasted to a crisp over both tweets, but sadly seeing our president get savagely corn-cobbed by the entirety of Twitter is one of the many things we’ve been forced to get used to in 2017.

Cheers to the new year!

*guzzles larce quantity of Dran-O*