Floribama Shore Season 1 Episode 7 Recap: A Death Rocks the House

The boys and girls of the Floribama Shore cannot seem to play nice with one another, and it’s growing rather tiresome. 

When Floribama Shore Season 1 Episode 7 got underway, it was time to deal with the aftermath of the possible fight between Gus and Jeremiah. 

The lack of fight was somewhat disheartening when you consider the way MTV ramped up the excitement for the episode, but maybe it helped prove that some of the people in the house had a brain. 

Who wants to get drunk and go on reality TV to fight with people? Yes, you make a name for yourself, but it’s for all the wrong reasons. 

The housemates wanted to find out the cause of the argument, and if you watch Floribama Shore online, you will know it was Codi. 

He, however, continued to try and throw the blame on someone else and acted like he had no idea what was going on. Codi reiterated several times that the word “bet” did not escape his mouth. 

Katrina struggled to process the fact that two of the men were making bets about her, and decided it was time to call it a night. 

Drunk Codi could be likened to Single Ronnie from Jersey Shore, and it’s not a bad thing. The sheer entertainment this dude brings to the show is excellent. 

The housemates chatted about how much Codi likes to stir the pot, but they were shocked the next morning when a phone call changed everything. 

Codi’s grandfather passed away through the night, and everyone who was mad at him changed their tune. This brought out the family aspect of the shore house, and it helped us connect with these wannabes. 

Codi made his exit from the shore house, but not before the group said a prayer with him and gave him one of those awkward hugs a distant family member gives you. 

Jeremiah, who has proven to be all muscle and little brain, did something that made us change our perception of him. He urged the others to invite their families over. 

It’s incredible how such a selfless act can change things up. For Nilsa, this meant Jeremiah’s brother, Josh, was headed back to the house, and she was a little too excited about it. 

For Nilsa, her potential relationship with Josh represents the most feels she’s had for a man ever since her divorce, and while that creeps some people out, it’s kind of cute. 

“I really probably don’t want to go on this date,” Josh tells Nilsa citing the fact that she was talking about her ex, and that was enough for Nilsa to end the potential romance. 

Nilsa declared that she was headed home, but Aimee was not prepared to let her pal go home over one man. 

“You’ve know this dude for a week,” Aimee yelled. “Fuck him.”

To help Nilsa get back to being the fun-loving gal we all know she is, Aimee called up her ex and demanded he delivered two pizzas to the house. 

Before long, she even said: “I’m gonna shit on your porch, bitch!”

Yes, we have no idea where these people get it, but they’re hilarious. 


Meghan Markle Rocks Sexy Santa Outfit, Reminds Us Prince Harry Is a Lucky Man

Before Meghan Markle met Prince Harry and became future royalty, she was just another Los Angeles-based model and actress with dreams of success and stardom.

Sure, she enjoyed some pre-Harry success and lived out every young girl’s dream of starring in a USA Network legal drama, but like so many others struggling to make it in Hollywood, Meghan had to pay her dues.

And in her case, that meant holding a briefcase and pretending to be amused by Howie Mandel.

Fortunately, Deal or No Deal was taken off the air due to a government probe into the inhumane demands of its producers.

Or it was canceled because everyone got sick of watching a super-elaborate version of “guess how many fingers I’m holding behind my back.”

We forget which.

Whatever the case (pun fully intended), there’s been a resurgence of interest in the show now that one of its former models is soon to become a royal.

And this week, the retroactive ogling has taken on a seasonal tone, thanks to this photo of Meghan wearing a sexy Santa outfit.

Unlike the other girls, Meghan seems to be genuinely enjoying Howie’s antics in this pic, which is a testament to her acting ability.

It’s also a reminder that Meghan is the opposite of a stuffy royal, which is probably exactly why Harry was drawn to her.

And of course, like the now-famous photo of her in college, this pic reminds us that Meghan hasn’t aged, and presumably will never age.

That’s also a pretty nice bonus for ya boy Harold.

In a way, we suppose being a briefcase girl on Deal or No Deal is pretty good preparatin for life as a royal.

You have to spend a lot of time standing around and pretending you’re not bored out of your mind.

You have to feign joy whenever the peasants get all excited.

And of course, you have to await the deaths of those more powerful than yourself, so that you can move up the briefcase girl line of succession.

We’re pretty sure that’s how it works.

The important thing is, Meghan proved that the always-questionable sexy Santa get-up can work under certain circumstances, and for that, we thank her.


The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 10 Episode 5 Recap: Another Fight Rocks the Group

Who would have thought having Kim Zolciak back would reinvigorate the series like never before?

On The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 10 Episode 5, the bitter feud between Zolciak and Kenya Moore reached dizzying heights, and it made the whole cast question what the heck was going on.

We picked up right in the middle of the fight, with Kim reacting in anger at Kenya’s comment about what she said about pimping out Brielle. 

Luckily for Kenya, Kroy was on hand to drag her out of the party before any real damage was done. Wouldn’t it have been better to let the fight continue? 

Nene followed Kim outside to check how she was doing. 

“I believe that kids are off-limits,” NeNe said to the camera, but she did reveal that Kim brought all of the drama on herself because of what she said on Twitter about the tickets. 

Kim seemed to think that Kenya did not know much about her relationship with Chrissy Teigen. Yes, Kim likes to name drop, but who wouldn’t want to if it meant their argument had some weight?

Kim made her way to Porsha’s house to let her pal know what happened at the party. 

“You don’t mention someone’s children, period,” Porsha said. “You need to stay away from her.”

Aside from all of the fighting, Cynthia finally opened up about her new man to her daughter. 

The mother-daughter duo made some cupcakes and chatted about what was going on for each of them. 

Cynthia said that her relationship with Will was blossoming and they were going steady. This seemed to be music to Noelle’s ears, who wanted her mother to be happy with someone closer to her age. 

There was a tragedy for Kenya in the aftermath of her blowout with Kim. Kenya’s grandmother who was instrumental in her being the woman she is today passed away. 

Kenya was all alone because her husband was in his hometown of New York. Cynthia appeared to check in and reveal the deets about a girls’ trip. Kenya seemed unsure about it, but the producers likely forced her to go for some guaranteed drama. 

When the ladies met up to go on the trip, Sheree revealed that she wanted the trip to squash all of the crazy drama that transpired between the girls. 

When everyone was opening up to one another, Sheree dropped the bomb that she was in a relationship with a man who was incarcerated. 

“We’ve been talking on the phone,” Sheree said. “We started going out before he went in.”

Kandi was happy about her opening up to them, but Nene did not believe that Sheree did not know why he was in prison and found it all a bit too much.

Things took an exciting turn when it emerged that Nene invited Marlo along for the trip. 

“I don’t remember giving NeNe a plus one,” Sheree said to the camera with a shocked expression on her face. 

Sheree quickly aired her thoughts on the whole matter because she was mad Nene did not invite Porsha to her party. 

Nene felt upset because she had defended Porsha in the past, and that they were too far gone to attempt to fix things. 

“I don’t remember giving NeNe a plus one,” Sheree said to the camera.

Nene then opened up about Porsha making comments about her during the radio show. 

“You talk bulls–t every day at your job!” NeNe said. You sit up and talk s–t about me!” 

All hell broke loose when Kenya joined in on the argument. 

“I never called and tried to get you mother-f—ing fired!” NeNe shouted at Porsha. “Nobody had your back but me, bitch!”

Yes, these ladies will never be able to have a getaway without fighting. 


Ariel Winter Rocks Cleavage, Bares Her Butt While Serving Glamor

If you were one of those who worried that Ariel Winter was done taking sexy photos, let us lay those fears to rest.

Ariel Winter made the cleavage-tastic cover of LaPalme, but that’s not the only photo that they snapped of her. The Modern Family actress’ glorious peach also made an appearance.

She’s gotten criticism for her sexy pics in the past, with haters claiming that they’re lewd, not artistic. We wonder if these tantalizing images will change their minds.

Ariel Winter’s cover photo alone is enough to knock you dead and then bring you right back to life.

That vibrant, powerful red, the intense contrast between her raven hair and fair skin as she serves up classic Hollywood glamour in its 2017 incarnation.

But her out-of-this-world cleavage takes center stage and eats up all of your attention.

Way back in 2015, Ariel Winter underwent breast reduction surgery for multiple reasons.

She was tired of every report talking about her breasts. Mind you, this was happening to her as a minor, and grown-ass adults who should have known better were talking to and about her on the red carpet as if she were just a pair of disembodied melons.

Also, extra-large breasts are massively (pun not intended) inconvenient for the boob-haver, whether they’re shopping for bras or trying to lay on their stomachs or even just trying to move about like a normal person.

But as you can see, it looks like she not only achieved a perfect size balance for herself, she is looking positively perfect.

Don’t worry; the camera and the good folks at LaPalme did not forget about Ariel Winter’s other good side.

That image is enough to make anyone wish that they’d never quit practicing art and could turn that into a painting, you know?

Her leg and the entire right side of her butt are bare, but even Ariel Winter’s worst critic — her horrible, slut-shamng mother — would have a hard time trying to call this crass or shameful.

This is art. This is beauty. This is Ariel Winter.

She’s so perfectly framed by those vines that this would be a lovely picture even if we were only seeing a silhouette.

And we also get a close-up of Ariel Winter’s stunning makeup.

That intriguing wig is a major callback to classic Hollywood glamour, as is so much of the look that she’s rocking.

That goes well with her fair skin, facial features, and curvier figure.

Ariel Winter is a classic beauty.

And we have tos ay that, even though we’re not necessarily the biggest fans of bangs, those raven bangs that she’s sporting are so intriguing that it does not in any way detract from the photoshoot.

Oh, and speaking of classic Hollywood looks. …

Ariel Winter stuns and amazes, even when she’s in black and white.

Even in the background, her cleavage grabs your attention.

Everything’s working for her — her look, her pose, her lighting, her outfit.

That said, we don’t mind the poolside selfies. Or the twerking videos.