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If you watched the Vanderpump Rules Season 6 reunion show on Monday, then you bore witness to some instances of genuine emotion – and of course, some truly cringe-inducing melodrama.
Naturally, most of the moments in the latter category belonged to Scheana Marie, who should really 86 the four pounds of fake eyelashes if she’s gonna keep crying nonstop at these things.
Before Jax’s tantrum sent Scheana running from the stage in tears, she welled up over a different conversation.
And if you watched the show all season, you’ll probably have no trouble guessing the single syllable that sent her into an emotional tailspin.
At the mere mention of the word “Rob,” Scheana lapsed into a bittersweet daydream about being ignored while watching some dude mount a flatscreen on the wall.
Though the split wasn’t featured on the show, the world learned right before the Season 6 premiere that Scheana and Rob had broken up.
More specifically – and bluntly – he dumped her.
The reunion was really the first time that Scheana spoke publicly and at length about the split – and many viewers were very surprised by what she had to say.
“I was head over heels in love with [Rob],” she told host Andy Cohen.
“I was for a really long time and it didn’t work out but I’ve loved Rob for 12 years and he broke my f-cking heart. For the first time, that genuinely broke me.”
“The divorce, there were some many things that I was able to justify, we shouldn’t be together for this, this, that, and the other, but Rob genuinely broke my f**king heart.”
There’s a lot to unpack there, but fans mostly focused on two things:
The fact that Scheana claimed to be in love with Rob for 12 years, and the revelation that it was the first time a relationship “broke” her.
We suppose it wouldn’t be so odd to say those things, were it not for the fact that until last year, Scheana was married to Mike Shay.
In other words, she was in love with another guy the whole time and the end of her 4-month relationship with Rob was harder than her freakin’ divorce!
Here’s the thing – we believe her.
Normally, the idea that being dumped by a casual fling could be harder than the end of a marriage would seem absurd, but Scheana is a creature of pure ego.
With Mike, she was in the driver’s seat, and at the time of their split, she seemed to have definitively “won” the breakup.
(Although the revelation that she was pining for another dude the whole time definitely casts that relationship in a whole new light.)
With Rob, however, we saw her a reverse of the reacher/settler dynamic.
Rob was very clearly just not that into Scheana from the start, and despite her desperate efforts to make it work, in the end, she suffered the humiliation of a public dumping.
On social media, both Mike and Rob had their say during the reunion show.
Asked if Scheana ever thinks about anyone other than herself, Mike replied simply, “No.”
For his part, Valletta was warned by a fan that he was “about to get dragged tonight.”
He responded, “I know. That’s why they didn’t invite me to the reunion.”
Interestingly, the reunion revealed that Scheana is single for the first time in a very long time.
For her sake, she might want to stay that way for a while.
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Jax Taylor has had a rough year.
Granted, many of his problems are self-created, such as the drama that ensued when he was caught cheating on Brittany Cartwright.
But Taylor has also encountered some misfortunes that were not of his own doing.
In December, for example, Jax’s father died following a long battle with cancer.
Though the Vanderpump Rules star and his co-stars have had their share of ups and downs over the years, Jax’s friends, former friends, and even ex-girlfriends rallied around him in his time of need.
In fact, the entire Vanderpump cast was in attendance at one or both of the two memorial events held in the elder Taylor’s honor … with one notable exception.
Yes, Scheana Marie not only failed to attend either funeral, according to Jax she couldn’t even be bothered to offer her condolences.
Granted, Scheana had a lot on her plate what with her fixation on Rob Valletta’s ability to mount a flatscreen on the wall in seven minutes flat, but she still could’ve taken ten seconds to fire off a text.
Of course, it’s a classic he said, she said situation, with Jax claiming he never heard from Scheana, and Scheana insisting that she texted him as soon as she heard the news.
We may never know for sure who’s telling the truth (smart money is on Scheana, obvi), but the situation made for some major fireworks during the first part of this season’s Vanderpump reunion show.
It all started when Jax aptly pointed out that it was sort of messed up of Scheana to try and set Brittany up on dates
(Encourage your friend to dump her problematic boyfriend all you want, but don’t getting third parties involved in an already messed-up situation.)
It didn’t take long for Jax to leap from one sore subject to another,
“You didn’t even call me when my father died,” he shouted.
Scheana became visibly upset, but as we learned earlier this season, once Jax loses his cool, it’s not easy to reign him in.
“F-ck you! You can’t even keep a boyfriend for more than five minutes,” he screamed, causing Scheana to run off stage.
Of course, Scheana’s absence didn’t bring an end to Jax’s tirade:
“Once in a while be a human being and don’t be an ‘I’m on a TV show all the time.’” he went on.
“Maybe that’s why half of her relationships have gone down the sh—ter.”
We can’t help but think there’s more going on between these two than social faux pas from six months ago.
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Gym, Tan, Laundry?
This motto may have been applicable to the first version of Jersey Shore, but Ronnie Ortiz-Magro clearly has a new tagline for the revived version of this MTV series:
Insult, Cheat, Dump.
The controversial MTV personality has been in the news for all the wrong reasons this week, having broken up with girlfriend Jen Harley in the most public and cruel way possible.
Over the course of numerous social media messages, Ronnie…
… slammed Harley as a “cum dumpster.”
… accused of her keeping old sex tapes she made with an ex-boyfriend.
… alleged that she cheated on him with a friend.
… called her a “hoe.”
The pair went at it over Instagram this past weekend, prior to Ronnie apologizing for taking his issues public.
Except then Ronnie deleted his Mea Culpa and bashed Harley even harder.
You can relive the very ugly situation below, vicious blow by vicious blow:
Sadly, there’s even a video included in the above summary of Ronnie and Jen nearly coming to physical blows.
It’s terrible. You can watch it HERE.
“I am done with all this drama,” Harley told Instagram followers yesterday, adding:
“I am a grown woman with a beautiful little girl and a little boy.
“I don’t need a cheating abusive man in my life who’s only tearing me apart not building me up. From now on it’s just me and my kids.”
One of those kids belongs to Ronnie, as he and Jen welcomed a girl named Ariana into the world early last month.
Ronnie, however, doesn’t seem too broken up over the break-up.
Last night, in fact, he seemed downright giddy while spending time with … Scheana Marie?!?
The Jersey Shore star apparently hung out yesterday with Marie and many others for a Vanderpump Rules season finale viewing party.
In videos posted to Marie’s Instagram Story, Ronnie can be seen hanging with fellow MTV stars Chester Lockhart and Kailah Casillas, as well as Kailah’s boyfriend, Mikey P.
“I mean, while watching the Vanderpump Rules finale, like we have our own reality show in my condo,” Scheanna says in one piece of Instagram footage.
Now, just because Ronnie was chilling with Scheana, does this mean they’re an item?
Or at least that they’re hooking up?
No, not necessarily.
But we know Marie is single, considering she basically invented a romance during this past season of Vanderpump Rules.
And we also know that Ronnie would knock proverbial boots with anyone that has boobs, so… it’s a match made in drunken reality television heaven!
Mikey P, meanwhile, defended his boy with the following caption last night:
“There are two sides to every story,” he wrote, clearly referring to the Harley mess and adding:
“I don’t give a f-ck what you think you saw or heard or whatever. I’ve been one of @realronniemagro’s best friends for 10 years now.
“Don’t come at me with some bullsh-t, I ain’t tryna hear it. PIPE DOWN. #rideformydogs.”
We’re gonna stay away from comment on that passionate defense and instead cite an E! News source who claims that Ronnie and Scheana are just friends.
That may be true.
But it doesn’t mean they can’t be friends with some sexual benefits.
As for Ronnie’s ugly split from his baby mama?
This was the final thing he told fans about it this week:
“I want to apologize to my family, friends and fans. This is a private matter that should have never been made public.
“I remain focused on my daughter and she is my number one priority.”
If you’ve been watching Vanderpump Rules this season, then you may be under the impression that Scheana Marie has had one thing and one thing only on her mind.
We’re talking, of course, about Rob Valletta and his uncanny ability to count a TV on the wall in 7 minutes flat.
Scheana’s obsession with Rob has reached the level where some fans are genuinely concerned about her mental health.
But despite all appearances to the contrary if you scanned Scheana’s brain, the monitor wouldn’t show an endless loop of shirtless Rob securely attaching a 32-inch Samsung above a fireplace.
No there would also be interludes in which Snoop Dogg and Willie Nelson hang on Scheana’s repeat the same boring-ass anecdotes ad nauseum.
You see, Scheana isn’t just obsessed with Rob; she’s also obsessed with the devil’s lettuce.
And she says the reason she’s prattled on about Rob literally every freakin’ time she’s been on camera this season is that her weed-addled brain simply can’t keep track of which stories she’s already told.
Appearing on Heather McDonald’s podcast this week, Scheana responded to the inevitable question of why she was perpetually unable to up shut about Rob, despite the fact that her friends weren’t even pretending to be interested in what she had to say.
“I watch it and I just want to reach in the TV, grab Scheana on Vanderpump Rules and strangle her and be like ‘Shut up!’” joked Scheana.
“Here’s my excuse. Look y’all, I smoke a lot of weed. I tend to repeat myself a lot. I forget things a lot. And I think I was just so impressed by him that I just kept saying it over and over again.”
Here’s the thing:
We appreciate that the cast of Vanderpump is showing their progressive side by openly talking about their love for the jazz cabbage, but Scheana blaming her stalker mentality on too much THC is quite lame.
These days, Rob and Scheana are broken up, and while she says she’s still holding out hope for a reconciliation (of course), she’s also finally willing to discuss the specifics of their split.
And naturally, she blames the whole thing on her castmates.
As you may recall, one of the first dust-ups of this drama packed season had to do with allegations that Rob cheated on Scheana with a random hostess.
While he denied the accusations and she believed him, Scheana says she now believes that confrontation was the beginning of the end of their relationship.
“I stepped outside and I called him. I was like ‘look, I just got to tell you something, obviously I don’t believe it,’ thinking that he’d be like these girls are so silly. But no,” Scheana recalled.
“Sadly, like literally, his switch just went to off in that moment on that phone call,” she revealed. “And when he got back, nothing was ever the same.”
Sheana and Rob continued to date for several months, but from the way she describes t, that period consisted of her clinging to the corpse of a long-dead relationship:
“I kept telling myself that everything was fine and he would get over it, that he just needed a little bit of time. And then a week [passes], and then two weeks, and he just never became himself again,” she told McDonald.
“And after filming wrapped, about two weeks later, he broke up with me.”
As for the specifics of how he cut loose – well, it’s unfortunate that it dumping wasn’t caught on tape because this is a textbook case of “he’s just not that into you.”
“I was over there [at his place], it was fantasy football time and that was priority that night,” Scheana said.
“So he was literally doing his drafts and I’m just sitting there like are we going to talk? Like what’s going on? And finally he finished picking his players and I was cut and traded.”
We assume that joke was followed byu an extended crying jag.
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If you’ve been watching Vanderpump Rules recently, then you know the season’s most compelling storyline revolves around the doomed relationship between Scheana Marie and Rob Valletta.
Now, before we go any further, it’s important to note that sometimes, reality stars become the victims of bad editing and are portrayed in a fashion that’s inconsistent with their real life behavior.
But that’s not what happened with Scheana.
It couldn’t have happened with Scheana.
Unless she was forced to read scipted lines at gunpoint, or what we’ve seen this season is a flalwess CGI rendering of Scheana, then those words really formed in her brain and came out of her mouth.
Which means the aspiring pop star went through a period of time in which she was deeply, troublingly obsessed with Rob Valletta.
Fortunately, Valletta got out before coming home to find an al denté pet rabbit waiting for him on the stove.
Yes, Rob dumped Scheana just a few months into the relationship that she was so sure would end in marriage.
(Homegirl even named their future kids after a few weeks of dating, which we’re pretty sure is literally a scene from that movie where Kate Hudson tries to scare off a pre-McConnaissance McConaughey.)
The breakup didn’t surprise anyone, but the fact that Rob hasn’t since changed his name and relocated to the Alps is downright shocking.
Not only has Rob decided to roll the dice by remaining in the States, he’s even been openly discussing his breakup on social media.
Fortunately, Rob is aware that the first rule of dealing with potential psychopath is “don’t say anything that might set them off.”
Asked by a fan if he’s happy he broke with Scheana, Rob went the diplomatic route, replying:
“No one is ever happy when they break up with anyone if they truly care.”
That’s good. This dude might have to give up his career in TV wall-mounting to run for office.
Rob was considerably more terse (and less truthful) when asked if he believes Scheana was obsessed with him.
Rob replied simply, “No.”
He went on to dash any hopes for a reconciliation, however, saying that he rarely speaks with Scheana these days.
Asked about The Divorce Closet, the website that he planned to launch with Scheana that would enable divorced couples to sell their items online, Rob said he’s planning to ahead with the project, but Scheana has chosen not to invest.
Sadly, he didn’t answer any questions about why the hell divorced couples can’t just sell their sh-t on eBay.
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If you’ve been watching Vanderpump Rules this season, then you’re likely aware that Scheana Marie was dating Robert Valletta during filming.
It’s pretty much impossible to miss this fact, as every word out of Scheana’s mouth has had something to do with Rob.
Yes, despite the fact that she was not yet divorced from Mike Shay at the time, Scheana fell head over heels for Rob over the summer.
Unfortunately, it seems like the attraction was primarily one-way.
While Scheana has spent much of the season gleefully describing Rob’s penis and television-mounting skills to her increasingly uninterested friends, Valletta has pretty much behaved like the human embodiment of the phrase “he’s just not that into you.”
This is the woman who rose to fame by banging a married Eddie Cibrian and then grinned her way through a disastrous, short-lived marriage, so it’s not like we’re used to seeing her in healthy relationships.
But even by her own manic standards, Scheana’s behavior has been absolutely bonkers this season.
Needless to say, fans have taken notice.
“Is it embarrassing for you to watch the show and see how pathetic you look chasing Rob and not even being with him anymore when you acted like you were married already?” wrote one user on Scheana’s Instagram page.
“Tonight’s episode f-cking embarrassing!!! [You’re] delusional and need professional help!!!” opined another commenter.
“This season is hard to watch. I’ve never seen someone come across so desperate and insecure. Honest to God I’ve never seen anything like it,” remarked a third.
The situation is made even more cringe-worthy by the fact Scheana and Rob broke up before the current season of Vanderpump even made it to air.
The 32-year-old former pop singer has been outspoken in her own defense, claiming that she’s simply a victim of bad editing.
Fans remain unconvinced because of course Scheana is defending herself.
So now Rob is speaking out on his ex’s behalf, and basically telling viewers to STFU:
“A lot of people are watching a TV show that was shot months ago, and TV shows are shot to create drama and intrigue. No one knows what happens behind closed doors and or when the cameras are off,” he tweeted this week.
It’s hard to think of a more self-defeating phenomenon than the weird habit reality stars have of informing the public that their popular reality show is total bullsh-t.
We know producers have gone to great lengths to convince us Rob is a Super-Successful Hollywood Guy, but really this is the only project he’s ever been involved with that people have actually seen.
If you don’t believe us, just check out his Wikipedia page.
Oh wait … you can’t because Famous Actor Man doesn’t have a Wikipedia page. In 2018.
Look, we’re sure Rob does alright for himself at … whatever it is he actually does for a living, but maybe he and Scheana should both pipe down and learn to shrug the hate off a bit.
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Tom Schwartz is inarguably the least confrontational member of the Vanderpump Rules cast.
He really only fights with his wife, Katie Maloney, and only then when he’s full of liquor, or she’s telling the entire world that his penis doesn’t function properly.
So viewers were stunned when Tom went on the offensive against Scheana during a boozy gathering of SUR staffers.
It all started when Scheana went off on Katie for continuing to claim that spread rumors about Robert Valletta cheating on her.
When Scheana called Katie fake, Schwartz jumped in with what was actually a pretty solid burn, especially coming from such a mild-mannered dude:
“Scheana, look at your nails! You’re the fakest person in this whole building!” he slurred.
“You’re fake from head to toe. You have no personality. You’re nothing! You’re a bootleg Kardashian. All you care about is a f-cking selfie.”
“Bootleg Kardashian” cuts pretty deep, as the ladies of Vanderpump have been accused of thinking they’re on the Kardashians level.
They’re not, of course – even though their show is far more entertaining – so it probably stung to be reminded of that during filming.
Tom was applauded for sticking up for his wife, but many thought he was too hard on Scheana.
Not surprisingly, Schwartz returned to his soft-spoken, retiring self when he sobered up the next morning.
Appearing on Andy Cohen’s Watch What Happens Live this week, Tom was asked if he regretted going off on Scheana, and he admitted that there was some serious morning-after remorse.
“In the moment, I didn’t, but the day after, I felt terrible. Like I said before, I’m so sorry, Scheana,” he told the caller.
“Can I just say, I’ve never exercised that muscle,” Tom elaborated.
“It felt good in the moment, but I felt so bad the next morning,” Tom told Andy Cohen alongside wife Katie Maloney, who he was sticking up for during a recent SURver scuffle.”
Clearly trying to make amends, Schwartz concluded:
“Scheana, I love you. I hope you have an empire just like them, and I’m sorry I said that shit.”
Not quite as scandalous as Jax cheating on Brittany, but seeing Tom’s aggressive made for one of the season’s most surprising moments.
Which is saying something, as this season has been loaded with stunners.
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If you’ve been watching Vanderpump Rules this season, then you know that Scheana Marie has had one thing and one thing only on her mind.
Scheana’s obsession with Robert Valletta is matched only by his obvious indifference toward her.
Someone should edit all their scenes together to make an instructional video on how to tell when a guy’s just not that into you.
Despite the fact that Scheana recently got divorced and Rob speaks exclusively in inspirational meme-style cliches, she’s absolutely head over heels for him.
Or at least she was at the time the show was filmed.
These days, Scheana and Rob are broken up, and both have been tight-lipped with regards to the exact reasons for their split.
The consensus among fans is that the rumors about Rob cheating on Scheana turned out to be true, and she finally came to her senses and cut him loose.
But if there’s any truth to the latest rumor about Scheana, then Rob might not have been the only one engaging in shady shenanigans.
Summer House is the Bravo snooze-fest that for some reason is categorized as a Vanderpump spin-off.
(You almost have to admire the show’s shamelessness in trying to piggyback on the success of VPR.)
We’ve seen the two casts spend time together, and apparently they’ve been known to hang out off camera, too.
So what does all of this have to do with Scheana and Rob’s relationship?
Well, it seems Summer House Stephen McGee and Carl Radke are no longer friends, and Stephen has decided to burn that bridge by calling out Carl’s affair with Scheana.
“Can I just tell you something? Carl f-cked Scheana,” McGee blurted out during a recent podcast interview.
“Oh my god, I’m so sorry I didn’t mean to say that. I can’t believe I said that,” he added sarcastically.
Asked about the timing, Carl added, “This was in early December.”
Vanderpump fans have been quick to point out that Scheana announced her separation from Rob in early December.
So either there was some overlap there, or Scheana moved on from Rob in a flash.
Hopefully she realized she banged Carl as revenge for months of listening to Rob’s lame-ass bumper sticker slogans.
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Long before Vanderpump Rules Season 6 debuted at the beginning of December, word got out that Scheana Marie and Robert Valletta had broken up after just a few weeks of dating.
It’s a strange situation for viewers, who are just now getting their first real insights into Rob’s character and personality, despite the fact that he has no real ties to the cast any longer.
Of course, it sounds like if Scheana gets her way, he’ll soon be welcomed back into the fold.
Yes, as you may have noticed if you caught Monday night’s episode, Scheana–to borrow a phrase coined by Tom Sandoval–is a bit “Rob-sessed.”
At one point, she openly discussed her desire to marry Valletta, even though they’d only been formally dating for a few months and she was still married to Mike Shay at the time.
But the clearest indication that Scheana would lay down in traffic if Rob asked her to may have been her willingness to ignore the many obvious signs that Valletta was cheating.
In the past, Scheana has harshly criticized friends of hers for being naive about their boyfriends’ infidelity, but she was hearing none of it when several members of her inner circle tried to convince her that Rob had been unfaithful.
Even now that their relationship is over, both parties claim they called it off for reasons that have nothing to do with infidelity.
Scheana appeared on Watch What Happens Live Monday night, and Rob called in, seemingly for no other reason than to blame her friends for their breakup:
“The truth is, it’s really hard in her circle of friends,” Rob said.
“Individually, when they’re by themselves, they’re really great people, but you put that group of people together and they’re savages. They come after you, and it’s really hard to have a successful relationship with those people coming and attacking you from all sides.”
“Friends say Rob is using her,” an insider claimed.
Here’s the thing:
Despite the fact that he’s the sort of unrepentant d-bag who toasts to “falling in love with something new every day,” we’re actually with Rob on this one.
Scheana’s friends are a pack of sociopaths, and we can’t imagine any healthy relationship existing in that environment.
But that doesn’t mean Rob isn’t shady as hell.
These days, Valletta and Scheana are friends with benefits, and those who know the couple best say he’s only maintaining ties with the SUR girl in order to help his career.
“Every single time Rob is in town, she invites him to an event with her,” one insider tells Radar Online.
“They know that they are much more in-demand together than apart.”
Sadly, it seems Scheana doesn’t see the situation for what it is, and in fact still looks at Rob as husband material.
“Scheana would marry him in a heartbeat if he wanted to marry her,” the source claims.
“But he’s told her that he does not want to be tied down, and she keeps telling him that he will regret it.”
Scheana, you’re helping this guy’s career and having no strings attached sex with him, all the while assuring him that you’ll happily settle down and get married if he ever decides he wants to.
Believe us when we say you’re not giving him a ton of incentive to hurry up and settle down.
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