Tom Schwartz to Scheana Marie: Sorry I Got Drunk & Called You a Kardashian!

Tom Schwartz is inarguably the least confrontational member of the Vanderpump Rules cast.

He really only fights with his wife, Katie Maloney, and only then when he’s full of liquor, or she’s telling the entire world that his penis doesn’t function properly.

So viewers were stunned when Tom went on the offensive against Scheana during a boozy gathering of SUR staffers.

It all started when Scheana went off on Katie for continuing to claim that spread rumors about Robert Valletta cheating on her.

When Scheana called Katie fake, Schwartz jumped in with what was actually a pretty solid burn, especially coming from such a mild-mannered dude:

“Scheana, look at your nails! You’re the fakest person in this whole building!” he slurred.

“You’re fake from head to toe. You have no personality. You’re nothing! You’re a bootleg Kardashian. All you care about is a f-cking selfie.”

“Bootleg Kardashian” cuts pretty deep, as the ladies of Vanderpump have been accused of thinking they’re on the Kardashians level.

They’re not, of course – even though their show is far more entertaining – so it probably stung to be reminded of that during filming.

Tom was applauded for sticking up for his wife, but many thought he was too hard on Scheana.

Not surprisingly, Schwartz returned to his soft-spoken, retiring self when he sobered up the next morning.

Appearing on Andy Cohen’s Watch What Happens Live this week, Tom was asked if he regretted going off on Scheana, and he admitted that there was some serious morning-after remorse.

“In the moment, I didn’t, but the day after, I felt terrible. Like I said before, I’m so sorry, Scheana,” he told the caller.

“Can I just say, I’ve never exercised that muscle,” Tom elaborated.

“It felt good in the moment, but I felt so bad the next morning,” Tom told Andy Cohen alongside wife Katie Maloney, who he was sticking up for during a recent SURver scuffle.”

Clearly trying to make amends, Schwartz concluded:

“Scheana, I love you. I hope you have an empire just like them, and I’m sorry I said that shit.”

Not quite as scandalous as Jax cheating on Brittany, but seeing Tom’s aggressive made for one of the season’s most surprising moments.

Which is saying something, as this season has been loaded with stunners.

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Scheana Marie: Caught Cheating on Rob Valletta?!

If you’ve been watching Vanderpump Rules this season, then you know that Scheana Marie has had one thing and one thing only on her mind.

Scheana’s obsession with Robert Valletta is matched only by his obvious indifference toward her.

Someone should edit all their scenes together to make an instructional video on how to tell when a guy’s just not that into you.

Despite the fact that Scheana recently got divorced and Rob speaks exclusively in inspirational meme-style cliches, she’s absolutely head over heels for him.

Or at least she was at the time the show was filmed.

These days, Scheana and Rob are broken up, and both have been tight-lipped with regards to the exact reasons for their split.

The consensus among fans is that the rumors about Rob cheating on Scheana turned out to be true, and she finally came to her senses and cut him loose.

But if there’s any truth to the latest rumor about Scheana, then Rob might not have been the only one engaging in shady shenanigans.

Summer House is the Bravo snooze-fest that for some reason is categorized as a Vanderpump spin-off.

(You almost have to admire the show’s shamelessness in trying to piggyback on the success of VPR.)

We’ve seen the two casts spend time together, and apparently they’ve been known to hang out off camera, too.

So what does all of this have to do with Scheana and Rob’s relationship?

Well, it seems Summer House Stephen McGee and Carl Radke are no longer friends, and Stephen has decided to burn that bridge by calling out Carl’s affair with Scheana. 

“Can I just tell you something? Carl f-cked Scheana,” McGee blurted out during a recent podcast interview.

“Oh my god, I’m so sorry I didn’t mean to say that. I can’t believe I said that,” he added sarcastically.

Asked about the timing, Carl added, “This was in early December.”

Vanderpump fans have been quick to point out that Scheana announced her separation from Rob in early December.

So either there was some overlap there, or Scheana moved on from Rob in a flash.

Hopefully she realized she banged Carl as revenge for months of listening to Rob’s lame-ass bumper sticker slogans.

Watch Vanderpump Rules online to get caught up on what’s already been one hell of a drama-packed season.


Robert Valletta Blames Vanderpump Rules Cast For Scheana Marie Breakup: They’re Savages!

Long before Vanderpump Rules Season 6 debuted at the beginning of December, word got out that Scheana Marie and Robert Valletta had broken up after just a few weeks of dating.

It’s a strange situation for viewers, who are just now getting their first real insights into Rob’s character and personality, despite the fact that he has no real ties to the cast any longer.

Of course, it sounds like if Scheana gets her way, he’ll soon be welcomed back into the fold.

Yes, as you may have noticed if you caught Monday night’s episode, Scheana–to borrow a phrase coined by Tom Sandoval–is a bit “Rob-sessed.”

At one point, she openly discussed her desire to marry Valletta, even though they’d only been formally dating for a few months and she was still married to Mike Shay at the time.

But the clearest indication that Scheana would lay down in traffic if Rob asked her to may have been her willingness to ignore the many obvious signs that Valletta was cheating.

In the past, Scheana has harshly criticized friends of hers for being naive about their boyfriends’ infidelity, but she was hearing none of it when several members of her inner circle tried to convince her that Rob had been unfaithful.

Even now that their relationship is over, both parties claim they called it off for reasons that have nothing to do with infidelity.

Scheana appeared on Watch What Happens Live Monday night, and Rob called in, seemingly for no other reason than to blame her friends for their breakup:

“The truth is, it’s really hard in her circle of friends,” Rob said. 

“Individually, when they’re by themselves, they’re really great people, but you put that group of people together and they’re savages. They come after you, and it’s really hard to have a successful relationship with those people coming and attacking you from all sides.”

“Friends say Rob is using her,” an insider claimed.

Here’s the thing:

Despite the fact that he’s the sort of unrepentant d-bag who toasts to “falling in love with something new every day,” we’re actually with Rob on this one.

Scheana’s friends are a pack of sociopaths, and we can’t imagine any healthy relationship existing in that environment.

But that doesn’t mean Rob isn’t shady as hell.

These days, Valletta and Scheana are friends with benefits, and those who know the couple best say he’s only maintaining ties with the SUR girl in order to help his career.

“Every single time Rob is in town, she invites him to an event with her,” one insider tells Radar Online.

“They know that they are much more in-demand together than apart.”

Sadly, it seems Scheana doesn’t see the situation for what it is, and in fact still looks at Rob as husband material.

“Scheana would marry him in a heartbeat if he wanted to marry her,” the source claims.

“But he’s told her that he does not want to be tied down, and she keeps telling him that he will regret it.”

Scheana, you’re helping this guy’s career and having no strings attached sex with him, all the while assuring him that you’ll happily settle down and get married if he ever decides he wants to.

Believe us when we say you’re not giving him a ton of incentive to hurry up and settle down.

Watch Vanderpump Rules online for more bad decisions and horribly unhealthy relationships.


Scheana Marie: Is She Getting Cheated On By Robert Valletta?

Obviously, the scene from last night’s Vanderpump Rules that’s attracting the most attention today is the one in which Brittany Cartwright flipped out on Jax Taylor after hearing a recording in which he trash-talked her to the woman he later slept with behind her back.

(She already knew about–and was cool–with the cheating.)

But it wasn’t the only interaction that has VPR obsessives buzzing today.

Though he made his debut in the season premiere, last night’s episode offered the deepest insight yet into the character of Scheana Marie’s then-boyfriend, Robert Valletta.

Turns out he’s a giant douche.

Okay, that might be a bit harsh, but Rob is the type of dude unironically toasts to “falling in love with something new every day.”

And it seems he may also be the type to sleep around on his girlfriend.

These days, Rob and Scheana are broken up, but back when the show was being filmed, they were still moving at warp speed.

Or perhaps we should say Scheana was moving at warp speed.

On last night’s episode, she discussed her desire to get married to Valletta the moment her divorce with Mike Shay was finalized.

Valletta dodged that topic of conversation, for the obvious reason–Scheana is clearly a smidge insane–but also because he almost certainly banging someone else at the time.  

In the episode, Kristen Doute informed Scheana that Rob made out with some random hostess well after the two of them had gotten serious as a couple.

Scheana–who has criticized several of her female friends for being naive about their boyfriends’ infidelities–refused to believe Kristen, explaining that Valletta “isn’t a kisser,” whatever the hell that means.

The fact that Rob and Scheana recently downgraded their relationship to “friends with benefits” status has led many VPR fans to conclude that Scheana eventually discovered the truth.

But remarkably, both parties still claim Valletta was never unfaithful, and they’re offering up some incredibly lame “evidence” to support their claims.

Scheana appeared on Andy Cohen’s Watch What Happens Live last night, and Valletta called in to the show to basically say “who ya gonna believe, me or your own eyes?”

According to the “actor”, he and Scheana broke up not because of his cheating, but because of her catty group of friends.

Amazingly, Scheana sat there and co-signed his explanation.

“The truth is, it’s really hard in her circle of friends,” Rob told Andy.

“Individually, when they’re by themselves, they’re really great people, but you put that group of people together and they’re savages,” he continued.

“They come after you, and it’s really hard to have a successful relationship with those people coming and attacking you from all sides.”

When Scheana was informed by Cohen that 85 percent of viewers polled believe Rob cheated, she replied:

“Well, 85 percent of the people don’t know the man I was dating.”

Interestingly, Valletta never addressed the allegation directly.

We think that might tell you all you need to know.

Watch Vanderpump Rules online for more infidelity and horribly unhealthy relationships.


Scheana Marie Asks Fans: Should I Get a Boob Job?!

If a pretty woman posts photos of herself on social media, a lot of people are going to come out of the woodwork and give her their opinions on her boobs. It’s not fair, but that’s how it is.

It’s rare, however, for a woman to actually ask for the opinions that random strangers might have about her breasts.

But that’s what Vanderpump Rules star Scheana Marie is doing — asking if her fans think that she should get a boobjob.

One would think that Scheana Marie, if she really needs opinions on her breasts, would just ask Robert Valletta.

After all, they’re broken up but they’re still banging.

You don’t have to crowdsource your boob assessments when you can pick the brain of somebody with plenty of hands-on experience.

But, for whatever the reason, Scheana decided to poll her fans.

Posting the photo that you’ll see below, in which she models lingerie, Scheana poses a question for her followers:

“To get boobs or not? That is the question …”

She followed that by a contemplative or thinking face emoji, a woman emoji, and a woman symbol (Venus) emoji.

And here’s the photo that she selected to accompany her query:

She looks gorgeous, of course.

But we’d point out that she’s not exactly posed in a way that would emphasize her breasts.

They’re very apparently there but we all know that torso features are minimized when you lay back and arch your back.

Honestly, you get a better look at her bust in the video where she strips down for PETA wearing only body paint.

Getting painted to look like an orca obscures a lot, but it sure doesn’t hide much.

Interestingly, Scheana has been accused in the past of having gotten a boob job.

During a 2015 appearance on Watch What Happens Live, Scheana looked particularly busty, and rumors started flying that she’d gotten breast implants.

Scheana tweeted her response to the rumor at the time:

“I’m not against it whatsoever I just don’t have them lol. If I did I’d say I did.”

We believe that — if Scheana gets breast implants, she’ll tell us all. She’s, well, not a shy person.

Her perceived bustiness on WWHL was probably makeup (the right cleavage airbrushing can make mountains out of molehills, if you catch our meaning) or a really effective bra.

Ultimately, the question of whether or not Scheana should get breast implants can’t be answered by fans or boyfriend or exes or followers.

Only Scheana can answer that question. It’s her body, and she’s the one who lives in it.

Now, if she’s asking if she needs implants … of course not.

If Scheana wants them, that’s fine, but she obviously looks great just the way that she is. Some people like large boobs or small boobs or medium boobs, and, for anyone, getting implants (or a reduction) is likely to deter just as many people as it will attract.

For what it’s worth, most comments encouraged the Vanderpump Rules star to embrace her body for how it is, though there were a few who very vocally wanted to see her look a little more “top-heavy.”

Scheana should do whatever will make her the happiest. Just like when she split from Mike Shay.


Scheana Marie & Robert Valletta: Broken Up But Still Banging!

It can be tough to keep track of all the romantic comings and goings on Vanderpump Rules.

There are couples who have broken up, couples who should have broken up, and then there’s something in-between…

It seems Scheana Marie and Robert Valletta currently find themselves in the third category.

Scheana and Robert began dating at the beginning of this year, but Vanderpump Rules viewers just met Valletta on last week’s season six premiere.

The debut should have served as a sort of national coming out party for the happy couple, but there was one major snafu.

Just days before the episode aired, it was announced that Scheana and Robert had broken up.

The news was not entirely unexpected, as Robert and Scheana seemed to rush right into a relationship before she’d had time to fully process her divorce.

Those who know the SUR server best say they felt she was not looking for a boyfriend, but instead “another husband.”

So those Scheana’s friends were likely somewhat relieved when she and Rob called it quits–and they’re probably a bit concerned by news that the breakup is not entirely a done deal:

“They kind of broke up and they kind of didn’t,” a source tells Us Weekly.

“They are still talking. Their schedules have been tricky. When he’s in town they act like a couple. They are in between broken up and still on.”

In an interview with the tabloid, Scheana confirmed that she and Rob decided to take it easy, due largely to the fact that she’ll be spending most of the next few months in Vegas, performing in the stage show Sex TIps For Straight Women From a Gay Man.

“You’ll see a lot of me with Rob on the show, probably not a lot outside of that, because we’re not together right now,” Marie told Us.

“We’re still friends, we’re good, just timing-wise with where our careers are both at right now, it’s not a good time for a relationship, which we both agreed on. I’m moving to Vegas next week for four to six months.”

“We’re just friends right now. We tried the friends with benefits thing, but it’s hard.”

Shoutout to Scheana for the unintentional innuendo!

Marie says the transition from official couple to whatever they are now hasn’t been easy, but it seems they’ve been through this before … both in this life, and in others:

“I know. I’m still confused sometimes,” Scheana said.

“But now that it is so close to the time that I’m moving, I know that it is best to just be friends for now. We’ve done it before, we can do it again. He’s been in my life for like 12 years now.

“Apparently, I just found out from a psychic, that we’ve been together in past lives before. We have some karmic connection that keeps bringing us back together.”

Damn, we had so much sympathy for the girl until she started in with the psychic-babble.

Watch Vanderpump Rules online for more on Scheana and Rob’s short-lived romance.


Scheana Marie: Pissed About Mike Shay’s New Girlfriend?!

Your totes enlightened friend who curates her ex’s Tinder profile might disagree, but we all know that there’s a winner and a loser in every breakup.

Sometimes, it’s not immediately clear who came out on top.

Other times it’s a blow-out victory, such as in the case of Scheana Marie and Mike Shay.

If you’re a Vanderpump Rules fan, then you’re likely aware that Scheana and Shay’s divorce was an ugly one, and Scheana emerged from the wreckage looking like a courageous survivor …

… while Mike came off as more of an uncaring, unemployed, drug-addicted adulterer.

It wasn’t a great look.

Anyway, Scheana continued her victory tour by being the first to move on from the marriage with a guy who not only has a job, but appears to not have any serious drug addictions, thus making him considerably less likely to drain her bank account.

Scheana began dating Robert Valletta almost immediately after parting ways with Shay.

She revealed on the Vanderpump Rules Season 6 premiere that she and Valletta have been “friends with benefits” on and off for seven years.

(She also revealed that Valletta is considerably more blessed in the dong department, which probably wasn’t Shay’s favorite moment of the episode.)

But like the Atlanta Falcons in the second half of Super Bowl LI, Scheana appears to have taken her considerable lead for granted.

We’re not saying Mike will ever be victorious–dude’s like 30 and still trying to make it as a rapper–but he’s been making major gains lately.

Apparently, Shay even has a new girlfriend, whom he’s describing to friends as the love of his life.

“Mike is finally over Scheana and has been posting about his new girlfriend non-stop on social media,” an insider tells Radar Online.

“He is telling his friends that the new girl is the love of his life!”

Scheana’s reportedly been seeking comfort with Valletta, but seeing as he’s also her ex these days, that might not be a totally effective strategy.

“Scheana has been spending time with Rob more so lately while he is in L.A. at her premiere party and other festivities,” a source tells Radar.

“However, the two are not back together and she has recently been trying to reach out to Mike.”

Yes, it seems like Scheana just didn’t know what she had until it was gone.

Or she’s just pissed that she’s single and Mike isn’t anymore.

Either way, most unemployed 30-year-olds rarely find themselves in the situation of being fought over by two girls, so enjoy it, Mike!

Watch Vanderpump Rules online to relive the short-lived trainwreck that was Mike and Scheana’s marriage.


Scheana Marie: My Split From Mike Shay Has Made Me Stronger!

A new season of Vanderpump Rules is upon us, and while we're sure to see plenty of new beefs and breakups among the staff at SUR, at least one cast member has been enjoying a steady upswing in recent months.

After enduring a painful divorce from Mike Shay, Scheana Marie has moved on and found love again with actor Robert Valletta.

Those who know her best say they've never seen Scheana happier, and they claim this new relationship couldn't be more different from her short-lived marriage.

But while Scheana is understandably eager to leave the past in the past, she's also admirably candid in discussing the ways in which she's been changed and strengthened by the struggles that brought her to where she is today:

1. The Newcomer

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When we first met Scheana back in Season 1, she was the new girl at SUR. As Vanderpump fans know, that’s a difficult position to be in, but Scheana met the challenge with grace and courage.

2. Scheana and Shay

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At the time, Scheana was in what appeared to be a stable relationship with Mike Shay, and both parties openly discussed their desire to get married and start a family.

3. A Memorable Wedding

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The couple tied the knot in a swanky ceremony befitting Scheana’s unique sense of style. Unfortunately, not long after they exchanged vows, life for the Shays took a sharp downturn.

4. A Secret Addiction

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Shortly after the wedding, it was revealed that Mike was struggling with an addiction to prescription painkillers. He had reportedly gone to great lengths to hide his substance abuse from Scheana.

5. Toughing It Out

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Scheana stood by her husband’s side as he battled his personal demons, but as Mike withdrew deeper into himself, kept her at a distance, and began disappearing for days at a time, she began to feel she was left with no choice but to bring the marriage to an end.

6. An Example to Others

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Now, Scheana is opening up about the painful decision to call it quits, and the challenges of being married to an addict. As opioid abuse continues to destroy lives in record numbers, Scheana’s is sadly a situation that millions can relate to.

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Vanderpump Rules Season 6 Trailer: Is Scheana Being Cheated On?!

Well, fall is here again, which means it's time to find out exactly how the men and women of SUR effed their lives up over the summer.

Yes, another season of Vanderpump Rules is upon us, and things are a little different this year.

For one thing, Season 6 doesn't debut until December (boo).

But on the bright side, Lala Kent will return after abruptly quitting the show last season (yay).

As for your favorite couples–we're afraid we have some bad news.

With the exception of Tom Sandoval and Ariana Madix, it seems just about anyone everyone on the cast has endured a breakup since last season.

The dissolution of Jax Taylor and Brittany Cartwright, of course, was chronicled in the little-watched Jax and Brittany Take Kentucky.

(Count your blessings if you skipped that ill-conceived slog.)

The rest of the splits, however, will apparently be documented on VPR.

The trailer focuses primarily on the Scheana Marie-Robert Valletta breakup what we learned about last week.

One scene explains the split by showing Lala inform Scheana that Robert cheated on her.

A bit ironic, perhaps, given that Lala walked away from the show last year due to scrutiny of her love life, but whatever.

As long as there's drama we're happy … and it certainly looks like this season delivers.

Watch Vanderpump Rules online to get caught up in time for Season 6, and check out the full trailer below:

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Scheana Marie & Robert Valletta: It’s Over!

Last we checked in on her, Scheana Marie was naked on Instagram and blissed out on life.

After a tumultuous divorce from Mike Shay, Scheana moved on quickly with a new relationship that will reportedly be documented on the new season of Vanderpump Rules.

Word that Scheana is dating Robert Valletta first went public back in February.

The couple moved quickly, and over the summer there were even rumors that Scheana and Robert had gotten engaged.

But now it seems that either those reports were bogus, or the relationship deteriorated just as quickly as reports out of West Hollywood today indicate that Scheana and Robert are officially dunz-o.

Well, maybe “officially” is the wrong word to use.

Sources close to the (former?) couple say that Scheana and Robert are stuck in a holding pattern–not really dating but, but not exactly broken up, either.

“They kind of broke up and they kind of didn’t,” one insider tells Us Weekly.

“They are still talking. Their schedules have been tricky. When he’s in town they act like a couple. They are in between broken up and still on.”

Sounds like Scheana and Rob are keeping up appearances so that all their declarations of undying love on the upcoming season of Vanderpump will seem slightly less depressing.

“They are still hanging out. He has been shooting in San Francisco and she has been in L.A. It’s complicated,” the source adds.

“They still make future plans. Things aren’t as official but they are still going on dates and hanging out.”

You may be thinking that it sounds like the tipster has announced the death of this relationship a bit prematurely, and frankly, we had the same thought ourselves.

But apparently, Robert recently confirmed the breakup himself in a since-deleted Instagram comment.

On a photo posted on October 17, a fan asked why Valletta hasn’t been posting any pics of Scheana lately.

“Sadly we broke up, we are still amazing friends and we adore each other. We will see what happens,” Valletta replied.

Sounds like Scheana is back on the market once again.

Fortunately, she’ll have plenty of company, as castmates Jax Taylor, Stassi Schroeder, Katie Maloney, and Tom Schwartz have all reportedly gone through breakups since last season.

Watch Vanderpump Rules online to stay up to date on the ever-changing love lives of your favorite SUR-vers.