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Mike ‘The Situation’ Pleads Guilty to Tax Fraud, Judge OKs trip to Florida for ‘Jersey Shore’

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino just entered a guilty plea in his tax evasion case … but this situation ain’t ALL bad news. The “Jersey Shore” star — flanked by his girlfriend Lauren Pesce — entered his plea in federal court Friday in…

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Jersey Shore Family Vacation: New Trailer Released!

Remember back in November, when we told you that you'd see the familiar stars from Jersey Shore return to MTV and your television screen in 2018?

Well, it's 2018. And MTV has dropped a new trailer, teasing locations where we might see these infamous beach hooligans.

Honestly? This trailer, which you can watch below, looks bonkers.

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"No," you say, backing away in disbelief. "No, it's 2018, and the only orange idiot on television is the one who somehow lives in the White House."

One, it's funny that you should say that, as you'll see when you watch the video below.

Two … Jersey Shore: Family Vacation is a real thing that is happening in the year 2018.

And during the season finale of Floribama Shore, a show that sounds like a parody of Jersey Shore (and … kind of is), MTV aired a new teaser trailer for the revival series.

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Before you worry that these won't be the familiar faces that you remember, know that time has passed, but they wouldn't be doing this if they couldn't do a decent job of getting the gang back together.

Here's a list of returning castmembers:

-Deena Nicole Cortese

-Paul "Pauly D" Delvecchio

-Jenni "JWoww" Farley

-Vinny Guadagnino

-Ronnie Ortiz-Magro

-Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi

-Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino

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Sammi Sweetheart is not returning. We're sure that he'll be missed.

In the new teaser for the show, MTV asks the real questions, like "Where the f–k they going?"

And they tease a number of possibilities:

"F**kin' New York? F**kin' Dallas? F**kin' Chicago? Ole F**kin' Faithful? F**kin' Miami? F**kin' Las Vegas? F**kin' Grand Canyon? F**kin' San Fran? Mt. F**kin' Rushmore? F**kin Seattle?"

As you watch the video below, try to decide for yourself which of these are actual destinations.

Or … are all of them destinations?

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Many of the stars are arguably different people than they were in their misspent youth.

We should mention, of course, that Vinny Guadagnino is one of the stars who's changed the most.

Remember when Trump tried to bash climate change and got roasted on Twitter?

One of the people tweeting at him was none other than the esteemed Mr. Guadagnino, who actually went on to get an education and is clearly better informed than and more competent than Donald Trump.

Seeing a reality star President get taken to task by another reality star is just … part of the world in which we all live, now.

Oh, and speaking of the Orange Menace:

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Though countless people would tune in, we cannot imagine that the Jersey Shore crowd meets with Trump.

And not only because he'd see their tans and assume that they're … not the sorts of people with whom he freely associates.

But maybe they visit D.C. and, from a distance, muse about which of them might one day gain the confidence of a sizable minority of Americans and end up miserable in the Oval Office.

Or maybe they'll see the Washington Monument and start making dick jokes.

We'll all find out together.

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Floribama Shore Season 1 Episode 9 Recap: Snuggle Puddle

Floribama Shore has been a wild throwback to the trashy days of MTV’s past, and it’s difficult to believe we’re at the season finale already. 

But here we are, and we have a lot to get through. 

When Floribama Shore Season 1 Episode 9 kicked off, Aimee and Kirk were caught up in a big blowout, and Nilsa was trying to get them to go to bed. 

Yes, Nilsa actually has some sense. Who would have thought it? Nilsa is the Snooki of Floribama Shore, and sense does not come to her naturally. 

Things got rather serious when Kirk took his anger out on a door and went a little too far with his words. 

“She’s lucky that’s not her fucking face, for real,” he said about Aimee who was less than enthused. 

Just when we thought it was all over, Aimee started charging like a wild bull and aimed straight for Kirk. Given how red Kirk was with anger, he should be thankful Gus was around to restrain her. 

Aimee finally opened up about why she lashed out at Kirk, and it was rather sad to watch. 

It turns out, Kirk belittling her was similar to the way her ex treated her, and she was not going to stand for it. 

“No one knows how bad I’ve suffered,” she said while crying as it became apparent that this girl has a dark history with the man. 

The next morning, all of the drama was brushed under the rug because it was family day. Yes, all of the families were making their way down to the shore. 

Remember back on Jersey Shore, Vinny’s family would show up with enough food to feed the entire shore? Yeah, they don’t make them like those anymore. 

“Call my mom hot, we’re fucking fighting,” Kirk warned his fellow housemates. 

Candace seemed the most concerned about her parents making their way into the house because they were super conservative and she did not want them to think less of her. 

Toya and Ray did look around the house like it was the debauchery-filled one they thought it would be. Before they got to speak their minds, Jeremiah appeared to show off his body. 

That kid needs to learn that T-shirts do exist. Something strange happened. Jeremiah hit it off with Ray, and before we knew it, Jeremiah was BFFs with Candace’s parents. 

While Nilsa told all about her failed relationships in the house, her father gave her some words of wisdom that we’re sure no father has ever given his daughter. 

“When you wanna get drunk, you get drunk. When you wanna get laid, you get laid,” he said with a grin. 

The families departed, and it was time for the group to cut the bull and make things right before the end of the summer. 

“I am really, like, genuinely sorry for hitting you with the mayonnaise bottle and pushing you,” Aimee admitted, and Kirk felt the same way. 

Maybe there is hope for this group to be as likable as their Jersey counterparts after all. 

Codi returned to the house and got a little bit more than he bargained for when Aimee and Nilsa flashed him upon his entrance. 

You stay classy, ladies. 

In the end, the group all made personal achievements throughout their time on the show. 

  • Aimee learned that she needed to love herself and not pay attention to what anyone else wants from her. 
  • Gus got a job as a cover boy for romance novels, so he’s definitely moving up in the world. 
  • Kortni finally made her way out of her parents’ home and grew up. 
  • Jeremiah managed to feel less sheltered because he got to show off his abs all day, every day. 

What did you think of the season finale?

Hit the comments below. 

MTV has renewed Floribama Shore for Season 2, and it debuts this summer!

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Floribama Shore Season 1 Episode 7 Recap: A Death Rocks the House

The boys and girls of the Floribama Shore cannot seem to play nice with one another, and it’s growing rather tiresome. 

When Floribama Shore Season 1 Episode 7 got underway, it was time to deal with the aftermath of the possible fight between Gus and Jeremiah. 

The lack of fight was somewhat disheartening when you consider the way MTV ramped up the excitement for the episode, but maybe it helped prove that some of the people in the house had a brain. 

Who wants to get drunk and go on reality TV to fight with people? Yes, you make a name for yourself, but it’s for all the wrong reasons. 

The housemates wanted to find out the cause of the argument, and if you watch Floribama Shore online, you will know it was Codi. 

He, however, continued to try and throw the blame on someone else and acted like he had no idea what was going on. Codi reiterated several times that the word “bet” did not escape his mouth. 

Katrina struggled to process the fact that two of the men were making bets about her, and decided it was time to call it a night. 

Drunk Codi could be likened to Single Ronnie from Jersey Shore, and it’s not a bad thing. The sheer entertainment this dude brings to the show is excellent. 

The housemates chatted about how much Codi likes to stir the pot, but they were shocked the next morning when a phone call changed everything. 

Codi’s grandfather passed away through the night, and everyone who was mad at him changed their tune. This brought out the family aspect of the shore house, and it helped us connect with these wannabes. 

Codi made his exit from the shore house, but not before the group said a prayer with him and gave him one of those awkward hugs a distant family member gives you. 

Jeremiah, who has proven to be all muscle and little brain, did something that made us change our perception of him. He urged the others to invite their families over. 

It’s incredible how such a selfless act can change things up. For Nilsa, this meant Jeremiah’s brother, Josh, was headed back to the house, and she was a little too excited about it. 

For Nilsa, her potential relationship with Josh represents the most feels she’s had for a man ever since her divorce, and while that creeps some people out, it’s kind of cute. 

“I really probably don’t want to go on this date,” Josh tells Nilsa citing the fact that she was talking about her ex, and that was enough for Nilsa to end the potential romance. 

Nilsa declared that she was headed home, but Aimee was not prepared to let her pal go home over one man. 

“You’ve know this dude for a week,” Aimee yelled. “Fuck him.”

To help Nilsa get back to being the fun-loving gal we all know she is, Aimee called up her ex and demanded he delivered two pizzas to the house. 

Before long, she even said: “I’m gonna shit on your porch, bitch!”

Yes, we have no idea where these people get it, but they’re hilarious. 

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Floribama Shore Season 1 Episode 5 Recap: The Aftermath of Another Pub Brawl

Pub brawls appear to be the norm on Floribama Shore. 

Floribama Shore Season 1 Episode 5 picked up in the immediate aftermath of some dude saying derogatory comments to Gus. 

Candace, who we forgot even existed because of her severe lack of screentime proved she was supportive of her roomies and went out guns blazing at the man. 

Before we knew it, the entire cast had been kicked out of the bar because, well, they were all prepared to fist pump all over the dude’s face. 

Jeremiah’s brother, Josh, was coming town and the two men were like two peas in a pod.  

“He’s my gym partner, and he’s my boy,” Jeremiah said to the camera. 

Before we got to the big entrance, Kirk took everyone out on some pontoon boats to get full of alcohol and to make themselves look like a bunch of idiots. 

They had fun but never got involved in another brawl with the locals, so I couldn’t help but feel a little short-changed. Like Jersey Shore, Floribama Shore is at its best when the cast is exchanging expletives with the locals. 

Candace and Jeremiah were on the hunt for some hot people to have some hot times with. Wouldn’t it have been easier for them to just sleep with each other? 

Maybe it’s for the best. Ronnie and Sammie fighting on Jersey Shore grew tiring real quick. Jeremiah as “Single Ronnie” wouldn’t be all that. 

Nilsa was also on the hunt, and she got up close and personal with Josh who seemed to think that all of his muscles made up for his lack of brain cells. 

While everyone seemed to think Josh and Jeremiah were a great double act, Kortni was surprisingly against both of them. 

“I don’t think either one of these homeschool freaks are fun.”  Maybe Kortni had a good point, but she’s the woman who was marking her territory on beds a few weeks back. 

Nilsa, however, was intrigued by Josh and made him promise to sleep in her bed with her. They proceeded to make out right next to Jeremiah. 

Codi made the biggest mistake yet when he thought he could swoop in and sleep with Aimee. 

“I’m gonna come in there, and I’m gonna scoop you off your feet, and I’mma wear that motherfucker out,” he says with a grin, but Aimee was not interested. 

She liked all of the men in the house as brothers, but did not want to have sex with any of them. Smart move. 

Nilsa and Josh made it to the bedroom, but it was evident they were too drunk even to function. 

“If I taste like nasty pasta, will you tell me?” Nilsa asked. 

“I love pasta,” said Josh. 

While it’s unclear if they actually did the deed, Jeremiah did not seem impressed. 

Jeremiah took his rage downstairs when he heard Kirk and Codi trying to conclude why Aimee did not want to have sex with them. 

“We can all have our personal opinions … but you don’t say that shit out loud,” he said to the two men. 

Codi got mad, and he and Jeremiah stepped outside to have a good old fight. 

Oh, Floribama Shore, you’re becoming a guilty pleasure. 

What did you think of all the drama?

Sound off below. 

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Floribama Shore Season 1 Episode 4 Recap: The Aftermath

It would be the understatement of the century to say we weren’t a little bit intrigued to find out what happened on Floribama Shore Season 1 Episode 4 after the epic brawl that broke out in the streets. 

If you watch Floribama Shore online, you will already know that Jeremiah was the only housemate who decided against joining in for the big fight. 

That’s not a good position to be in when you’re supposed to be showing your fellow housemates how loyal you are to them. But how did things pick up, exactly?

The exciting thing about the fight was that Gus was the one who managed to get everyone out of the area and back to the comfort of the house before the police arrived. 

Given that these kids are fighting on reality TV, we’re not so sure they will be able to stay out of the drama for very long. The fight did successfully bring the house closer together. 

Jeremiah was not impressed that the house got embroiled in the fight and actually felt like Nilsa should not have been letting some lewd comments get to her. 

Maybe he was putting on a front because it seemed like he was scared to get caught up in the fight. While he never gave much of an answer about his part in all of it, you could tell everyone was mad. 

This could be the start of a division in the house, and Jeremiah seems all too happy to be playing along with it. Jeremiah tried to stir the pot some more by inviting Kayla Jo out with everyone. 

Nilsa implied that she was playing nice with her enemy, but it quickly became some petty high school drama. The two women were trashing each other to the rest of the house. 

It was sad and proved that they are very false. When Nilsa learned that Kayla Jo was Wiccan, things only got stranger.Codi, Candace, and Aimee took issue with Kayla Jo hanging around all the time. 

Maybe they were scared of her doing some spells on them or something, but their hatred seemed to come out of nowhere. Jeremiah learned what was going on and called an impromptu family meeting. 

Jeremiah dragged Nilsa for trashing Kayla Jo and essentially said that it was fine for Kayla Jo to trash talk Nilsa. Everyone seemed confused because it was petty as hell. 

Nilsa did not roll over and had it out with Jeremiah before the pair finally stopped fighting. How long will this last? It’s tiring to watch such unlikable characters get so much screen time. 

Later, someone thought it would be fun to call Gus a derogatory name at a bar. Candace got ready to tear someone apart, and the episode came to a close. 

There is a lot of drama on this show, but it’s nothing compared to Jersey Shore. 

What do you think of it?

Sound off below.

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Floribama Shore Season 1 Episode 3 Recap: Bar Brawls, Body Shaming & So Much More!

The cast members of Floribama Shore are eager to emerge from the shadows of the cast members of Jersey Shore, and that’s why they will go to extreme measures to prove they are worthy of making good TV. 

On Floribama Shore Season 1 Episode 3, Nilsa was still pursuing Jeremiah, but he had another woman in his sights: Kayla Jo. 

This sent Nilsa on a downward spiral which resulted in her calling her ex-husband for some assistance in what to do in the situation. 

Codi, who has been trying to get closer to Nilsa since he laid eyes on her was not impressed by her actions and took issue with her body.

“Maybe you want [your ex] to buy you some more a— implants, or fake eyebrows?” he yelled in a disgusting rant that proved he was no good. 

Nilsa then started saying that her vagina was “made of steel.” As if that was not bad enough, she started spreading her legs on the couch to show it off to the whole world. 

“He could f—ing beat this s— to the ground. You could put this s— in its grave, and it would still be left standing. The autopsy guy would stop and be like, That thing is still alive!”

Um, alright, then. 

Kirk was sleeping on the other couch, but Nilsa woke him up with her crazy actions. 

“Nilsa, usually, could probably get whatever she wants,” he wondered. “But Jeremiah really isn’t feeling her that much, so I feel like she really is just acting a fool. Straight up.”

After spending the night, Kayla Jo made Jeremiah breakfast and everything. Maybe she’s a keeper. 

Meanwhile, Aimee revealed to the audience that she absolutely hates doing any work. 

“I dread work every day,” she dished. “I’m biting my tongue until I can become a trophy wife, because that is my dream job.”

After a bust-up with Kirk, Aimee thought it would be a good idea to show off her lack of culinary skills to her friends. 

“I grew up super poor,” she admitted. “This is like, kind of embarrassing, but I don’t know how to cook fancy.”

But she did know how to cook taco soup, so there’s that. 

The cast then headed out to the bar for some dollar draft beers, and the drama went into overdrive. 

A local decided that Nilsa was all over the place as a person and needed to dial it back before it was too late. 

“You’re beautiful, you just need to stop acting like it,” he said.

“You just like, strive for attention. You’d actually get it if you just shut your mouth.”

This did not sit well with Nilsa who started wailing, and before long, it descended into a big bust up in the street with everyone seemingly involved. 

Wait, Jeremiah watched from a distance. This is going to get interesting!

What did you think of the episode?

Sound off below. 

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Jersey Shore: The REAL Reason Sammi Sweetheart Won’t Be Returning!

Just a few days ago, we got the most wonderful news that we’d heard in a very, very long time …

Jersey Shore is coming back!

For real this time, too, not just for one lame special.

MTV announced the big news during the series premiere of their new show, Floribama Shore, a Jersey Shore “spin-off” set down south.

Or really, Snooki announced the big news in a short little teaser that aired along with the show, screaming “We’re back, bitches!”

It’s enough to warm your heart and give you hope in the hopeless time, isn’t it?

We don’t have too many details yet — we know the new show will be called Jersey Shore Family Vacation, and it will air sometime in 2018.

Snooki — or Nicole Polizzi, as she may prefer to go by now — will be there, of course, as will her bestie, Jenni “JWoww” Farley, and her fellow meatball, Deena Nicole Cortese.

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino will also be going on that family vacation, along with Vinny Guadagnino, Ronnie Ortiz-Magro, and the delightful Paul “Pauly D” Delvecchio.

So who’s missing? You know, besides Angelina, lovingly known by her former castmates as the Staten Island Dump.

You know who’s missing — Sammi Giancola.

Yes, for some totally unfair reason, we’re getting new Jersey Shore in 2018, but we won’t be seeing Sammi Sweetheart.

And we came so close to heaven, didn’t we?

Ever since the news of Sammi’s absence broke, Jersey Shore fans everywhere have been in mourning — and they’ve also been demanding answers.

Up until now, we haven’t had any real explanation for why she won’t be there with the rest of those lovable guidos and guidettes.

Some sources claimed that she was working on a deal to appear on Celebrity Big Brother, but most fans assume that she just doesn’t want to film with Ronnie again after all these years.

It makes sense — if you’ve seen literally any footage from the show, you know that Sammi and Ronnie had a ridiculously toxic relationship.

Remember how many times they broke up and got back together, just to break up again? How many times they made each other cry?

What about the time that he trashed her room after a fight? Or the time that she punched him in the face just for talking to JWoww?

Ooh, ooh, how about the time that he referred to her “Fred Flinstone toe” and she lost her mind?

Yeah, so Ronnie and Sammi have some history, and it would make sense if they didn’t want to be around each other after everything that’s happened between them.

But is that the whole reason Sammi’s not coming back?

According to Snooki, yep.

On a podcast earlier this week, Snooki said “Everyone’s asking why Sammi’s not doing it. You have to ask her that, I’m not gonna speak for her.”

But then she went on to say that “Sammi is just in such a happy place that I feel like she doesn’t want to jump back into that drama if it does happen.”

“And being that there was a lot of Ron and Sam drama when we did film, it was just really hard on both of them,” she added. “So I just think she doesn’t want that anymore.”

That’s more than fair, but still disappointing.

Don’t give up hope yet though — filming still hasn’t started yet, and Snooki revealed that the rest of the crew has been “begging her to come back on the show” because “it’s gonna be different.”

“Everyone pray that Sammi comes back,” she said, “because I feel like she might change her mind.”

“Sam, if you’re listening, come to the show. Like, stop being — stop it. Stop it right now before I spank you.”

Yes, Sam, please. Stop

Or, to speak to her in her own language, “OH MY GAAAAAHD, STAAAAAHP.”

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