Sister Wives Season 9 Episode 2 Recap: Groomzilla

The drama is never far away from the Brown family. 

On Sister Wives Season 9 Episode 2, Mykelti went dress shopping, and Tony went along for the ride, and Meri was shocked when she let the other sister wives view the B&B she wanted to purchase in Utah. 

When the episode got underway, Christine and Mykelti were getting ready to look at some wedding dresses. The date was fast approaching, so they needed to try and get ahead of things. 

However, Christine took issue with the fact that Tony was joining them, and it’s understandable why. It’s not exactly traditional for the husband-to-be to go along for the process, but Tony seemed dead set on doing the opposite of what everyone wanted. 

While Mykelti and Anna were looking for the dresses, Christine made sure Tony was proving his worth. She wanted to know whether he had sorted the pinatas out. 

He admitted that he wanted life-sized pinatas of himself and Mykelti, and he wanted his new wife to break his open. 

Yes, that did not go down well. 

The conversation quickly turned to the dress Mykelti brought out, and not everyone was impressed with it. The negative comments put a dampener on the whole day. 

Then, Tony went one step further and started to make comments about the way he wanted Mykelti to wear her hair on the big day. Again, the mothers disagreed with him. 

After that, Christine went to a voice lesson to somehow improve her voice before the big day. Yes, she was still making it known that she was singing at the wedding. 

Elsewhere, Meri continued to get over-enthusiastic about the whole running a bed and breakfast. If you watch Sister Wives online, you will already know that Meri is one of the most out there wives, so it makes sense that she’s not giving up on her plans.

The house she wanted to purchase to run the business was her great-grand parent’s house. The house did go down a treat with the other wives, but it became clear Meri wanted to keep it in her family. 

Kody continued to be cynical about it, and he may have a point. There were only four rooms to rent out, so it’s difficult to imagine the place turning in much of a profit. 

Then, they found out that one of the rooms is haunted, and the wives seemed to get on board when they heard about it. The reason? More money. 

But things did not go down well when Meri said she planned on having an apartment there in case she was in town. The other wives thought this would mean Meri would be away from them for good. 

Meri said that it would make her happy to have the business, but reiterated that she would not leave the family. Meri made her best point yet: She had no kids at home, so she wanted to challenge herself. 

Finally, Maddie returned home with Caleb and dropped a bomb of epic proportions:

She was pregnant! 

This represented a milestone because it would be the first grandchild in the family.  It’s hard to believe, we know. 

What did you think of the episode?

Hit the comments!

Sister Wives continues Sundays on TLC. 


Meghan Markle and I are Totes Tight, Half Sister Alleges

With all the talk surrounding Meghan Markle and the family into which she’s about to become a member, a certain someone would like to remind folks about Meghan Markle’s actual family.

And that certain someone is her half-sister, Samantha Grant.

Grant has become somewhat of a celebrity herself ever since Markle entered the mainstream conversation early last year.

She has been granting interviews and trying to get her name out there on a frequent basis for several months now.

In the latest case of Grant attempting to capitalize off her sibling’s fame, Grant sat down and spoke to Fox News about various rumors surrounding the soon-to-be Mrs. Prince Harry.

“Don’t believe anything you read in tabloids,” Grant says. “Those stories are written to create controversy and sell magazines.”

In this initial case, the topic at hand was chatter that Markle would be walked down the aisle by her mother, NOT her father, because she isn’t especially close to her dad.

(The former actress’ parents have been divorced for years.)

“My father, when we see these tabloids, and it’s every day, we just roll our eyes,” Grant explains, adding:

“There are so many rumors, like Meghan doesn’t get along with her dad or he’s reclusive. He’s not.

“They talk regularly… Her relationship growing up with him was great. It’s still great now.”

Thomas Markle lives a quiet life in Mexico and is on record as saying he would love to walk Markle down the aisle on her wedding day, which is scheduled for May 19.

“My father is very close to Meg,” continued Grant, elaborating:

“All of that perception created by the press is a horrible, despicable lie… It’s really unfortunate and it has caused the family a lot of pain… It’s atrocious.

“And if I’ve had billions of dollars, there are about 50 publications I would go after and sue… But I’m in a wheelchair. I don’t have time or energy to be doing all of that.”

Grant has been offered a TLC special and has claimed in the past that she plans to write a tell-all about Markle.

Many quickly assumed this memoir (titled “The Diary of Princess Pushy’s Sister”) would be a hatchet job, but Grant now insists she’s been misunderstood.

And so has the relationship between her and Markle, who did not grow up in the same house because they are 17 years apart in age.

“My relationship with my sister for a while was really hurt because of the perceptions out there,” says Grant.

“And I have to say, my book’s not what all of these people are saying it is… Just because it has the word ‘pushy’ doesn’t mean it’s a slamming tell-all… I was making fun of the tabloids…

“My goal is really to show how lovely and amazing she is. I look forward to the both of us hopefully laughing over this.”

What about the rumor that Grant and Markle have not spoken in a decade?

“We spoke in 2014,” Samantha swears.

“That doesn’t make us estranged by a decade… When you got someone in the family who is famous, just because they jet-set and have a busy, distracting life, it doesn’t mean anyone in the family is estranged…

“Our families have always been very much in touch. And certainly growing up, we were very close.”

Still… they haven’t talked in four years?!?

Grant simply chalks this up to Markle being “busy” with her career, which took off thanks to her role on the USA Network hit Suits.

In conclusion, Grant thinks she’ll be invited to Markle and Harry’s wedding.

“I would be honored and to the best of my knowledge, I’m going [to the wedding],” she says.

“That’s all I will say… I [still] see her as my little Meggie. She’s a woman now, but I still see her as my baby sister.”

We think Samantha may be in for a major disappointment.


Meghan Markle’s Sister: Is She Trying to Cash In On the Royal Romance?!

These days, when one hears Meghan Markle’s name mentioned in the press, it’s usually alongside some breathless exclamation about how “the whole world is in love” with Prince Harry’s bride-to-be.

Unfortunately for Meg, there’s at least one iconoclastic holdout who refuses to share the opinion of Harry and the other 7 billion or so inhabitants of Earth who think Ms. Markle is just the bee’s knees.

Long before Harry and Meghan’s engagement was announced, Samantha Markle began throwing shade at her half-sister’s relationship like it was her job.

And in a way, we suppose it is.

Meghan’s shady sister has made a career out of tearing the actress down in interviews, and she’s soon to publish a memoir with the hilariously un-subtle title of The Diary of Princess Pushy’s Sister.

Among other wildly salacious claims, Samantha writes in the book that Meghan severed their relationship because Samantha’s physical disability clashed with her posh lifestyle.

Obviously, if that were true, it would forever change the way we look at Meghan.

But it’s clearly not, so no need to worry.

These days, Samantha is on a non-stop press tour, attempting to extend her fame into 16th-minute territory in the final months before Meghan and Harry’s wedding.

Unfortunately for her, most of her media appearances are painfully awkward affairs that basically consist of the interviewer going, “But seriously, WTF is your problem?”

Accused of cashing in on her sister’s fame during a recent appearance on the UK’s Channel 5, Samantha had this to say in her defense:

“I think the term ‘cash in’ is a low blow. I think any of us who have experiences and feelings, positive, warm, insightful or otherwise and we are able to share them apparently—I wouldn’t say that it’s we’re cashing in because there’s certainly a large audience and market of people who are interested and curious.

“So why not share information that is socially and historically valuable? I feel like it’s kind of a service to do that.”

Oh, so she’s performing a service by publicly portraying the sister she’s had no contact with in the past decade as the worst kind of monster. Got it.

As for that horrendous title, Samantha says the whole world has it all wrong:

“People have taken the title so literally, and I think that’s funny,” she said.

“I chose the title because I was more making a mockery of tabloids who, at one point, called my sister Princess Pushy. The opposite is true. And so I thought, you know, to make fun of that and illustrate that she really is not, I’m going to choose that title and run with it.”

Ah, yes. Foolish tabloids. Why would they think a book that insults its subject in the freaking title is some sort of hit piece?!

Clearly, Samantha is a completely well-adjusted grownup who simply wants to celebrate her sister’s engagement in the traditional fashion–by publicly denigrating her in exchange for money.

So stop judging her! You people are acting just like Princess Pushy!


Meri Brown: 19 Shocking Facts About the Sister Wives Star!

Meri Brown has been a key cast member on Sister Wives ever since the premiere of this controversial reality show.

But just because she's been in the spotlight for a number of years, that doesn't mean she's a known commodity.

Far from it, in fact.

Scroll down for a list of Meri Brown facts and figures that may come as a shock, even to those who watch Sister Wives online (or on television) each and every week…

1. She Was HOW Old When She Married Kody Brown?

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Only 19, way back in 1990. Meri was studying to be a psychologist at one point, but gave it up once the reality show became a hit after its 2010 premiere.

2. For How Long Did She Know Kody Before They Got Married?

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Just four months. They got engaged after just two months.

3. She Has HOW Many Siblings?!?

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Six in total: four sisters (Teresa Barber, Rebekah Barber, Elaine Barber, Deborah Barber) and two brothers (Adam Barber and Marc William Barber).

4. Meri and Kody Struggled with Infertility for Years

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They tried to have kids from the very beginning, but it took them nearly a half decade. Finally, Meri and Kody welcomed their first child, a daughter named Mariah Brown, on July 29,1995.

5. When Did Meri and Kody Get Divorced?

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In 2014, after almost 25 years of marriage. But she has remained on the show and by Kody’s side ever since.

6. Wait… What? Why and How?

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She only agreed to the divorce so that Kody could adopt Robyn’s three children from another marriage, which is something which Meri hinted at during an episode of Sister Wives, saying: “If ever I’m having an emotional moment about what I’ve lost, I just think, it’s not about me, it’s about the kids.”

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Sister Wives Season 8 Episode 1 Recap: They’re Back!

It’s hard to imagine it’s been a year since Sister Wives last graced our television sets. 

But here we are. 

It wouldn’t be an episode of Sister Wives without Kody Brown freaking the hell out about the latest wedding in the family he has to foot the bill for. 

When Sister Wives Season 8 Episode 1 got underway, Kody and his wives were the ones who went venue hunting for Mykelti’s wedding. 

If Kody is the one handing over the cash, he wants to make sure he can get things for the best price possible, and that’s a good thing. 

Far too often, reality TV stars squander all of the money they make from appearances and wind up in a horrible position when the cameras stop rolling. We’re looking at you, Speidi!

Mykelti and Tony were going for a whole different theme for their wedding.

“The theme of our wedding is going to be Mexican vintage because I think it sounds cool and what I’m trying to do is bring two cultures together,” Mykelti said to the cameras. 

“Mexican is Tony, vintage is me. We don’t want to serve a $ 50 plate for everybody. We’re going to do something simple, inexpensive: a taco buffet.”

But Tony thought that came with some big drawbacks: The Brown family are not good at making tacos. 

“When you go to Mykelti’s house, and you want a taco, a really white taco comes out… we want street tacos with like, real steak,” Tony admitted. 

This was music to Kody’s ears because he likes to keep spending to a minimum, but the venue then dropped the bomb that inside caterers absolutely had to be used. 

“We want to give Mykelti this awesome wedding, but 400 people is a lot. She has to realize somewhere in her mind that that’s really expensive. We don’t want to feel like we’re being taken advantage of,” Christine tells the camera.

“We want to give her the nice awesome wedding that she and Tony want, but 400 people is a lot.”

The inside caterer also charged $ 30 per plate so 400 guests would amount to an astronomical figure. 

“We’re just starting out here, but I’m standing here in a bit of shock thinking that we could deal with the reality of 400 people,” Kody says as though he is getting ready to use GoFundMe to pay for the event. 

Meanwhile, Meri was still trying to move on from the whole catfish scandal and decided it was time to make some changes.

She wanted to open an inn at her family home in Utah, and she seemed ecstatic at the prospect of it. 

As expected, Kody was less than enthusiastic about all of it. He wanted to know the ins and outs of it before agreeing that it would be a good idea. 

“Going through this process, this is my first reaction, and I’m very sorry for this–what value is this to us, even to Meri?” Kody said in a confessional. 

“It’s three hours away. How is she going to manage it, how is she going to run it? The reason my concern is there is because every bed and breakfast I’ve ever known of is family-run…It doesn’t have affordability to have employees.

“You have to do the work yourselves.”

Will Meri’s business venture get off the ground running? Will the wedding live up to Mykelti’s expectations?

Hit the comments below!

Sister Wives continues Sundays on TLC!


Amy Duggar: My Sister Is Getting Married!!!

It can be tough to stand out in a family the size of the Duggars, but Amy Duggar has managed to make a name for herself, even though she’s not one of Jim Bob and Michelle’s many children.

Known to fans as the Duggars’ rebellious cousin, Amy lives a lifestyle unencumbered by the far-right views and strict code of conduct adhered to by the Counting On clan.

(She’s even allowed to listen to secular music and use birth control!)

Amy’s way of life is conservative by the standards of just about anyone outside of the family, but to the Duggars she’s a regular maverick.

Back in 2015, Amy got married to Dillon King, and even her wedding became a source familial controversy.

Jim Bob and Michelle left early before the dancing (a major no-no according to the Duggars’ belief system) could begin.

And now it looks as though the famously pious couple will be forced to stand around awkwardly at another nuptial reception.

Amy announced today that her sister-in-law, Loren King, has gotten engaged.

“My sista sista is engaged!! Love you Lo!” Amy captioned the above photo on her Instagram page.

Loren is set to marry her longtime boyfriend, David Bullard, a guitar player and self-proclaimed “wannabe composer.”

Yes, Amy has strayed so far from the Duggars’ belief system that she’s married into a family that’s permitted to mingle with–gasp!–musicians.

Given their emphasis on family, one would expect Jim Bob and Michelle to be in attendance, even though they have no direct ties to either the bride or groom.

Considering Loren and David’s beliefs seem to fall to the left of even Amy and Dillon’s, however, the famous branch of the family may sit this one out.

We’re sure the Bullards won’t be too heartbroken.

It’s been suggested that the Duggars are slowly severing their ties with Amy due their inability to see eye-to-eye with the 31-year-old.

If Amy and Dillon wind up getting divorced (it’s been rumored that they’re having marital troubles), then you can bet that she won’t be invited to many more family functions.

Either way, it seems that Amy is on thin ice with her high-profile aunt and uncle these days.

If video of her doing the Funky Chicken at this wedding makes its way online, she’s liable to be booted out of the family for good.

Watch Counting On online for more from reality TV’s most controversial family.


Meghan Markle’s Sister Claps Back at Prince Harry

Prince Harry may have received enthusiastic blessings from his future in-laws in regard to his impending marriage to Meghan Markle.

But the Royal Slab of Red Hot Meat hasn’t exactly received the same warm response from another relative of his beloved fiancee.

Quite the opposite, in fact.

On Wednesday night, Markle’s half-sister, Samantha Grant, actually clapped back pretty hard against Harry and a recent disparaging remark she felt he made against her and her loved ones.

Allow us to explain…

During a special edition of Radio 4’s Today program this week, Harry talked openly about his first holiday season as an engagement individual.

Did Markle enjoy the time she spent with Kate Middleton, Prince William and their kids for Christmas?

What about attending church along with these same members of The Royal Family

“We had an amazing time,” Harry said in response, adding:

“We had great fun staying with my brother and sister-in-law and running round with the kids. Christmas was fantastic.”

Simple enough, right? Totally harmless and not worthy of any kind of rebuke, right?

Not quite.

Continuing on about Markle, Harry noted:

“She’s done an absolutely amazing job, she’s getting in there and it’s the family that I suppose she’s never had.”

There it is. The family she’s never had.

Markle, of course, has a family.

She’s actually received some unfortunate hate mail because she’s of mixed descent (her father is white and her mother is black) and, by all accounts, she is very close to her parents.

She is NOT close, however, to her half-sister.

And it’s this half-sister who took exception to Harry’s remark.

“She has a large family. She always did,” Grant wrote on Twitter last night, adding:

“Our dad is amazing and completely self sacrificing. We made it so that she had two houses. How fun it was!”

hey, harry!

Grant, it is worth noting, has basically no relationship with Markle.

Insiders have said they were raised separately (they are 17 years apart in age) and Grant has taken a few shots at Markle ever since the actress became an international celebrity.

Back in April, for example, she directly said Markle only pretends to be a humanitarian in order to make positive headlines.

There’s also been talk that Grant will soon release a tell-all that slams her siblings, even Tweeting about the memoir last night as follows:

“Excited for my book coming out and wait until you see what our home life was like!”

Then again, in November, Grant seemed pretty psyched about the couple when asked about them on Good Morning Britain.

“When I watch her with him it’s very real and normal,” she said at the time, expounding:

“You know, we only get that once in a lifetime if we’re lucky. It’s not about royalty so much as it is about love. And that’s wonderful for them.”

So perhaps Grant isn’t completely evil after all.

We can understand why she got a little offended at Harry’s “family” dig, even if he meant to harm by it at all.

This is a situation worth keeping your eye on, however.

The last thing the Royals want is some ugly family feud clouding the excitement over May’s big wedding.


David Eason’s Sister SLAMS Jenelle Evans: She’s a Slut! She’s Had a Ton of Abortions!

For months now, the feud between Jenelle Evans and David Eason's sister, Jessica Eason Miller, has been heating up.

Now, Jessica has fired the most devastating shots of the entire conflict, and it seems unlikely that Jenelle will just let this one slide.

Check out what David's sister had to say about her famous rival below:

1. Shots Fired

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It all started back in May, when Jenelle got angry after learning that Jessica had been spending time with David’s ex, Olivia Leedham. Evans expressed her frustration on Facebook, as only she can…

2. Facebook Burn!

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“Next time don’t text david asking to bail out your baby daddy,” Jenelle wrote in a lengthy status update. “Maybe that’s why she’s so mad … Mannnnnnn… I love owning my own home, not having any legal charges, and a closet full of nice shoes I paid for too.”

3. Jess Claps Back

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“Ya Smoked weed while pregnant….It must have been the fact that I didn’t like half the tasteless crap u gave me.. I’m sorry boo boo.. Don’t u have some rehab and custody court to attend to?” Jessica wrote in response.

4. Plenty of Females

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“And my brother has pllleeennnntyy of females STILL asking when is he kicking ya to the curb.. Line starts here … Don’t come at me ya drug addict pawning ya kids off left and right cuz you can’t handle them without David or my mama there to help u outta bed!” Jessica shot back.

5. Jenelle’s Mic Drop

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Evans went on to accuse her sister-in-law of committing larceny, abusing Xanax, and neglecting her kids. “You will never be considered family to me and david already texted you about this bullsh!t, so tell the truth. [David] hates your f–king guts and told me that he will just ignore you the rest of his life so talk to him about that,” Evans conclided.

6. Jenelle vs. Jessica

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Needless to say, there’s no going back for these two, and the feud has raged on in the months since. This week, Jessica fired some of her most savage shots to date in a phone message that was leaked on Reddit…

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Sister Wives: A New Season (And New Drama) Coming Soon!

It’s been a very, very, very long time since we’ve been blessed with a new episode of Sister Wives.

How have we even survived without seeing the Brown family and all their wild and crazy polygamy drama?

It’s a mystery for the ages.

Believe it or not, the last new episode of Sister Wives aired all the way back in January. Yep, it’s almost been a whole entire year since we saw anything new from these people.

We’ve barely heard anything about them, either — sure, there have been plenty of rumors, and of course the big things like Maddie’s new baby and Mariah’s new girlfriend are going to go public.

But besides those few stories and the odd report that Meri, Janelle, Christina, and/or Robyn have finally come to their senses and plan on leaving Kody

Well, it’s been a dark year for Mormon gossip, we’ll say that.

Thankfully though, 2018 is really looking up!

After months and months of cancelation rumors — and no real word one way or the other from the Browns — TLC went and dropped a trailer for the new season yesterday!

The premiere will be on January 7th — less than a month away!

The trailer opens with footage of Mykelti’s wedding, which happened nearly a year ago to the day. We see Kody walking her down the aisle, and it really does look like a beautiful ceremony.

Next, we see Mariah work up the courage to introduce her girlfriend to her parents!

“Yep, Mariah has a girlfriend,” Christine acknowledges in an interview — and she doesn’t really seem too happy about it.

Which is kind of hard to understand, because in the brief bit of footage we see of Mariah with her girlfriend, they look pretty happy and adorable together.

Next, Maddie gathers the whole family — or most of them, anyway, it’s kind of hard to do a quick headcount when five spouses share 18 kids — to tell them she’s pregnant!

She unzips her hoodie to reveal a little “Baby on Board” sign she slapped on her stomach, and everyone is very excited.

All of that is great and wonderful and lovely for sure, but where’s the drama? Where’s that good ol’ Sister Wives strife that makes the show worth watching?

Don’t worry, Meri is about to bring it!

In the next little section of the trailer, Meri tells Robyn that she plans on opening a bed and breakfast back in Utah (remember, the family moved to Las Vegas a few years ago).

She seems really excited about it, but later we see Christine tell her “You’ve been struggling to find your place in the family. Do you think that having something like this … it’s not going to make you more connected, and you haven’t really been connected.”

She sure hasn’t, and for good reason.

All the way back in 2015, she and Kody, the only ones who were legally married, divorced so that he could legally marry Robyn. That was the only way he could adopt her three children from her previous marriage.

They made it clear that it wasn’t a traditional divorce — they’d still be spiritually married, it’s just that Robyn needed that legal marriage more than Meri did.

But you could still tell that it hurt her feelings.

Even before that though, she seemed to be pulling away from Kody and the rest of the family. Part of the issue was likely the fact that she was only ever able to have one child, Mariah, and she’s all grown up and out of the house now.

So while the other wives had their houses full of children and Kody’s attention on their little ones, Meri lived all alone except for the couple of days a week she was able to spend with her husband.

It’s no wonder she ended up getting catfished.

It’s been over two years now since Meri admitted that she’d been in an emotional relationship with someone online, and that that person turned out to be a woman who’d been lying to her.

And, as we’re seeing now, that relationship is still causing issues for Meri, and also for her relationship with Kody.

Elsewhere in the trailer that keeps on giving, Kody reveals that “Meri’s ready to go back into a deep and intimate relationship, and I’m not.”

“I don’t know what’s going to happen,” Meri says later. “And I feel like I’m just kind of walking in the dark.”

It’s all very sad, but in a sweet moment, her sister wives pull her aside to tell her that “No matter what is happening with you and Kody, we still love you.”

And then finally we see Maddie giving birth in a bathtub at one of the Brown family homes.

It’s … it sure is something.

Can you even wait to see this family back on TV?!


Samantha Markle: Meghan’s Shady Sister Lands TLC Special

The whole world is in love with the story of Meghan Markle, the self-made actress whose fairytale romance is soon to make her a member of the royal family.

Well, perhaps we should say almost the whole world loves the saga of MegMar…

Meghan has a half-sister named Samantha Grant, who has apparently decided to devote herself to a career in professional shade-throwing.

Having re-branded herself as Samantha Markle, Meg’s semi-sibling is attempting to make a name for herself by exposing the former Suits actress’ checkered past.

It’s a job that would no doubt be much easier if Meghan actually had a checkered past.

Meghan and Samantha were born 16 years apart, and they haven’t seen each other since 2008, which means Meghan’s doorman probably knows more about her life than Samantha does.

But that’s not stopping Ms. Grant Markle from cashing in on her sister’s rise to the A-list.

TLC has announced a new special cornily titled When Harry Met Meghan: A Royal Engagement, which will apparently serve as a soapbox for Samantha.

“The tabloids wanted to create this African-American, rags-to-riches Cinderella, if you will, which is so far from reality, you know,” Meghan says in a preview.

So … is Samantha really contesting the fact that Meghan is African-American?

Guess we’ll have to watch the special to find out!

You got us again, TLC!

This is far from the first time that Samantha has endeavored to make a buck by publicly slamming Meghan.

Back in April, Samantha landed a deal to write a tell-all about Meghan entitled–wait for it–The Diary of Princess Pushy’s Sister.

While promoting the book, Samantha accused Meghan of turning her back on their relationship simply because Samantha is wheelchair-bound with MS:

“[Meghan] ignores a sister in a wheelchair because it is an embarrassment to her,” Samantha told UK tabloid the Sun.

She added, “I didn’t feel a separation from [Meghan] until I was in the wheelchair.”

But don’t worry, Samantha swears she has nothing but nice things to say about the sister who dropped her due to a physical disability:

“Everyone assumes my book is a slamming tell all, which it is not, now it can be egg in their faces and everyone can say what they think, my book is not a slam piece and it is important historically,” she recently told Us Weekly.

We can’t help but think that assumption has something to do with the fact that Samantha calls her “Princess Pushy” right in the awful title that sounds more like a Judy Bloom novel than a document of historic importance.

Oh, and there’s the fact that you accused her of abandoning you because your wheelchair clashed with her outfit or whatever.

We’re sure the book is a regular hagiography, and the wedding invitation is on its way!