Khloe Kardashian: I Don’t Need Pregnancy Advice! My Sisters Can Shut the F–k Up!

Khloe Kardashian is expecting, and that’s been out in the open for months, now. Khloe even finally confirmed her pregnancy.

And while Khloe melted the internet with her “mom” photo, she says that not everything’s quite perfect. Namely, she’s getting way too much family advice.

She wants one of her sisters in particular to “shut the f–k up.” Uh-oh.

Khloe Kardashian spoke to Entertainment Tonight and gushed about her pregnancy. And what’s been getting on her nerves.

For one thing, she’s pretty darn tired of hearing people tell her to stop her workouts.

“It’s bizarre to me that people don’t want me to be happy and stay healthy and fit.”

We don’t know that we’ve heard that sentiment from anyone … except maybe from Amy Schumer that one time.

But we guess that people have been concern-trolling Khloe about her workouts, saying that it’s “not good” for her pregnancy.

“My doctor wants me to work out everyday if I could, so I’m doing doctor’s orders and I feel good.”

We’ve seen countless “fit mom” pregnancies, and it never seems to harm the baby, folks.

In case some mothers read this and go “wait, the doctors never told me that,” Khloe explains why the doctors want her to keep working out.

“Whatever you do before you’re pregnant, you’re allowed to continue, and they say it leads for a better delivery.”

To clarify, she means in terms of fitness. Obviously, you don’t get to keep drinking alcohol.

“I feel great, and I would feel horrible if I was just sitting around, overeating all day…”

Ah, yes. What a nightmare it would be to sit and overeat. (That is sarcasm, folks)

“I don’t have swollen feet, I don’t have a lot of these things because I’m staying so active right now. So, as long as I can, I want to keep that up.”

Khloe then goes into talking about her show.

No, not Keeping Up With The Kardashians. The one you’ve probably forgotten about: Revenge Body.

“From season one to season two… we change the format a little bit, and also I now have celebrity guests that want to come on and join the show, which is cool.”

Honestly, the celebrity guests that she had on Kocktails With Khloe were a selling point, so this sounds like a good idea.

“There’s way more pressure for season two, I will say, but it’s exciting.”

And Khloe talks about the show’s title.

“I never thought of my body as revenge, I just did something for myself, but everyone else was like, ‘You have this revenge body.’ So I played with it.”

Success is the best revenge, folks.

“I was like, OK, cool let’s run with that.’ And now, I think the hardest thing is maintaining.”

Yep. One day we’ll all get patches or cybernetic implants to keep our flesh prisons looking how we want. In the mean time … we’re stuck with exercise.

“I think its important to show people you can turn your life around. You can go through hell and high water, and you can still come out and have a beautiful positive happy life.”

And then Khloe talks about a major pain in her pregnancy: getting advice from her family:

“[I got] a lot [of advice from my sisters]. Too much.”

She’s a first time mom, and her sisters include a couple of very experienced moms.

“I’ve gotten to the point… I’m like, ‘OK, shut the f–k up and take your own advice.'”

That’s … pretty harsh. And Khloe singles out once sister in particular.

“Like, I love Kourtney, but… I’m going to figure it all out, I promise you. We’re all going to learn.”

Honestly, I’m going to figure it out is not a reassuring line from a soon-to-be parent. Also, Khloe’s never balked at giving people “advice.”

“So some advice is great, but it’s also not what you say, it’s how you say it.”

Speaking to Ellen, Khloe said that her pregnancy was miserable for the first trimester.

And she reiterates that point:

“The first few months is not sexy, because it’s like, you’re just a little chubby. No one will know you’re pregnant, they’re just like, ‘Oh, you should get back in the gym.'”

Well, she kept it secret. Also, anyone telling you to get back to the gym is probably a terrible friend.

“And you just feel the worst. So I think now that I’m showing more I feel sexy.”

Uh, sure.

“Gosh, just having a family [is the most unexpected gift].”

Not too unexpected though, right? 


Genius Brother Inserts Pennywise Into Sister’s Engagement Pics

Ready to both crack up… and freakout?

Jesse McLaren of BuzzFeed recently added Pennywise (of the horror book/film It) to his sister’s engagement photos, sharing the images on Twitter and saying his sibling was unaware of his edits.

"Countdown until she notices," he jokes along with the creative (and scary!) snapshots.

Check each one out below, along with the Internet reacting to this work of creative genius…

1. So Romantic, So Beautiful, So…

So romantic so beautiful so
… FRIGHTENING! Look out, you two!

2. Peekaboo!

Yikes! We see you.

3. In the Bushes

In the bushes

4. Phew. He’s Gone.

Phew hes gone
Wait, no! He’s still there!

5. The Full Original Tweet

The full original tweet
With caption included.

6. Twitter Reacts!

Twitter reacts
In hilarious fashion.

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Josh Duggar, Sisters Lose Lawsuit Against Tabloid

In the wake of the Josh Duggar sex scandals, the perpetrator’s famous family lashed out in every direction, desperately seeking a way to blame anyone other than Josh.

This meant giving interviews in which the blame was placed on the police department that released Josh’s records, and of course, on the tabloid that first broke the story that nearly destroyed the Duggars.

Back in May of 2015, In Touch magazine was the first to report that Josh had molested five young girls, four of whom were his sisters, and was assisted in covering up his crimes by his parents.

Several of the older Duggar sisters sued the magazine’s publisher, Bauer Media Group, claiming that the company violated victim protection laws by publishing police reports without redacting the Duggar name.

(The victims were not named in the published documents, but the Duggars argued that it would be easy to deduce the identities of the victims based on the information provided.)

Josh Duggar attempted to join his sisters’ lawsuit, but was rebuffed by their legal team.

Eventually, Josh filed his own lawsuit against In Touch, seeking $ 75,000 in damages and arguing that the magazine had criminally impinged upon his privacy.

On Friday, both cases were thrown out by U.S. District Judge Tim Brooks, who decreed that In Touch was well within its First Amendment rights to publish the information contained in the police reports.

“Even if one assumes that the disclosure failed to comply with Arkansas statutory redaction requirements, it is clear that the Bauer defendants cannot be held liable, for the city’s and county’s failure to follow the law,” Brooks wrote in his ruling.

The Duggar girls named several other parties in their suit, including the City of Springdale, Arkansas, Washington County, and several city officials, who they claim were responsible for the release of their information.

While Brooks dismissed most of the defendants, the Duggars’ claims against a few parties, including former Springdale Police Chief Kathy O’Kelley, were allowed to remain active.

Those cases will be decided at a later date.

Despite that sliver of remaining hope, however, this is nothing less than a devastating legal blow for the Duggars.

Their case was never about the damages being sought, but instead constituted an effort to save face by demonstrating that there were numerous guilty parties who were in some way involved in the now-infamous Josh Duggar sex scandal.

The judge’s ruling confirms what millions already knew:

No one but Josh and his parents is responsible for the atrocities that took place in the Duggar home.

Watch Counting On online for more from reality TV’s most famous family.


Josh Duggar: Locked In Court Battle With His Own Sisters?!

It’s been over two years since the world learned that Josh Duggar molested five young women while he was still in his teens.

Four of those women were Josh’s sisters, and while they were outraged by news of his abuse going public, it seems their anger was not directed at their oldest brother.

Instead of seeking legal recourse against the perpetrator of the heinous misdeeds, Jill, Jessa, Jinger and Joy-Anna Duggar sued the police department that released the records of Josh’s abuse, as well as the owners of In Touch for publishing the report.

The suit not only promised a lucrative settlement, it also sent a message that Josh had been forgiven by his sisters and that the Duggars remain united against a hostile outside world.

The plan backfired, however, when Josh attempted to join his sisters’ lawsuit, claiming that he too was a victim, as the released report resulted in irreparable damage to his career and reputation.

(That’ll happen when the world learns you’re an unpunished and seemingly unrepentant sex criminal.)

But while the Duggar women have been astonishingly forgiving in their behavior toward Josh, it seems they draw the line at allowing him to piggyback on their lawsuit.

In court documents obtained by E! News, attorneys for the Duggar sisters argue that Josh’s case must be decided separately in order to ensure a fair outcome for Jill, Jessa, Jinger, and Joy-Anna”

“Deciding claims based on protecting victims of sex crimes from disclosure, while at the same time, having those claims consolidated with the perpetrator of those crimes will be confusing to the jury,” the documents state.

“It would be next to impossible for a jury to ignore the perpetrator sitting next to the victims, yet decide the different issues, different claims and different damages that apply for victims as compared to perpetrator.”

The lawyers go on to echo the sentiments of many fans, claiming that a joint lawsuit with Josh gives the impression that the sisters and their abuser are on the same side.

“Consolidation would undoubtedly give the false impression that the victims and the perpetrator are ‘in this together,'” the attorneys argue.

“Forcing the victims to join their claims with their perpetrator’s claims would further traumatize the very victims Arkansas law is designed to protect.”

The documents are significant, as while there have long been rumors of divisions witin the Duggar family, this is the first time that those reports have been confirmed from the inside.

It may be largely for the purpose of ensuring a favorable outcome, but the Duggar woman do not want to be on the same side as Josh in this lawsuit, and they don’t care who knows it.

Back in May, the Duggars released a statement outlining their reasons for filing suit:

“This case is solely about protecting children who are victims of abuse. Revealing juvenile identities under these circumstances is unacceptable, and it’s against the law,” the statement reads.

“The media and custodians of public records who let these children down must be held accountable. This case has vast implications for all our children. We hope that by bringing this case to the public’s attention, all children will be protected from reckless reporting.”

The language here is important, as the Duggar women are seeking protection for children.

Josh was not a child when he committed his crimes, or when his records were released.

And as the attacker, he’s certainly not in need of protection.

We’ll have further updates on this developing story as more information becomes available.

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