Prince William Confirms Royal Baby is Sort of Sleeping, May Be Named Jerry


Mere days after Prince William and Kate Middleton welcomed their third child into the world, the Duke of Cambridge attended an Anzac Day service at Westminster Abbey in London.

This was an event meant to honor the military.

After paying his respects (along with future sister-in-law Meghan Markle), however, William spoke to reporters briefly and answered a few questions about his son’s first few days.

“Sleeping’s going reasonably well so far,” the Royal Hunk told The Daily Mirror’s Victoria Murphy, quipping as a follow-up:

“So, he’s behaving himself, which is good.”

LOL. We’re glad to hear that a three-day old is on his best behavior.

William also said that his son and his wife are “doing very well,” prior to touching on the only subject matter anyone cares about right now.

What will he and Middleton name their kid?!?

When Australian High Commissioner Alexander Downer asked William if he’s considered the name Alexander for the little one, William responded:

“Well, it’s funny you should say that. It’s a good name.”

Alexander actually is a leading contender for the baby’s name.

From there, The Dean of Westminster joked that Sir Jerry Mateparae, New Zealand’s High Commissioner to the United Kingdom, would like the baby’s name to be Jerry.

How did William reply to this suggestion?

“Jerry is a strong name, absolutely.”

(Yes, this was a joke. Ain’t no way we’ll soon be greeting Prince Jerry.)

Based on William and Kate’s first two kids, we can expect to learn the child’s moniker by the end of this week. Maybe even by the end of today!

Middleton, of course, gave birth to the fifth heir to the throne at St. Mary’s Hospital in London on April 23. Kensington Palace announced the news on Twitter as follows:

Her Royal Highness The Duchess of Cambridge was safely delivered of a son at 1101hrs. The baby weighs 8lbs 7oz.

The Duke of Cambridge was present for the birth. Her Royal Highness and her child are both doing well.

Upon debuting the infant to the public on Monday (below), Middleton paid tribute to her late mother-in-law by wearing a dress similar to the one donned by Princess Diana back when she debuted Prince Harry.

Pretty cool, huh?

As for how four-year old brother George and two-year old sister Charlotte are responding to the arrival of their small sibling?

“Will and Kate [are] making sure [the children] felt included in everything,” an insider tells Us Weekly.

Of course they are. We’d expect nothing less from such amazing parents.

We continue to send our best wishes to Kate, William and all their kids.

We cannot wait to watch them all grow up!


Stormy Daniels Tweets About Sleeping with Trump

Donald Trump is having a no good, very bad … couple of years. And things seem to be poised to get worse.

Stormy Daniels is suing Trump, as her legal team believes that the NDA that prevents her from speaking directly about their alleged affair is void for multiple reasons.

But even if she can’t speak out directly, she’s still finding ways to talk about their alleged affair.

Word to the wise:

Do not antagonize Stephanie “Stormy Daniels” Clifford on social media.

She is not going to take that lying down. (No joke intended)

A Trump supporter took to Twitter to voice their condemnation of Stormy and attempt to slut-shame her for being a sex-worker. Many Trump supporters, embarrassed by yet another scandal surrounding the Orange In Chief, hope to intimidate her into silence.

This backfired spectacularly, as Stormy — while avoiding disclosing any details — hit back with a tweet of her own.

Stormy Daniels Tweets about Trump Affair

“Technically I didn’t sleep with the POTUS 12 years ago. There was no sleeping (hehe) and he was just a goofy reality TV star. But I digress…People DO care that he lied about it, had me bullied, broke laws to cover it up, etc. And PS…I am NOT going anywhere. xoxoxo”

Note that she accuses Trump of lying, bullying, and law-breaking (things that most Americans have observed him doing regularly for years), but very carefully does not say anything about sex.

She simply says that she did not sleep with him.

You have to love seeing her turn that euphemism on its head and use it literally.

She is, as the youths say, serving up that tea.

Stormy continued when asked if she was worried about being unlikable by being involved in this political scandal.

“Do you seriously think I give a flying f–k if people ‘like’ me? I’d have become a kindergarten teacher if that was my goal in life. And for someone who doesn’t want to ‘see’ me, you took the time to come to my twitter and type a message to me? OK”

If you’ve ever been friends with an elementary education major, you know the type well.

Someone then replied, asking if, technically, her job is to make people like her.

“Technically, it is my job to get dicks to grow…which I have a pretty good record of doing judging by my long career in front of/behind the camera in porn. I got some cool awards, too!”

Sex workers don’t need to be ashamed of their jobs, and Stormy has good reason to be proud of her work.

Many have assumed that Stormy Daniels is looking for a big payday to tell her story, but she is shooting down this rumor.

“I was NOT paid a dime for the interview with 60 Minutes (or anything else relating to telling this story).”

That really quashes a lot of arguments that she’s just money-hungry and wasn’t satisfied with the $ 130,000 in hush money.

It sounds like Stormy’s real goal is to expose the truth.

People have tried to degrade her online, but she’s not having it.

“I really question the priorities of someone more worried about the quality of a pornstar than a president. The only decisions I’m really responsible for is what position I want to do next & what color lipgloss best compliments my costar’s penis. SMH”

Don’t come for her, folks. She will roast you online. Most of the critical tweets that she quotes have since been deleted.

A number of Trump supporters shrug off this story (from Stormy and from other brave women who are coming forward), saying that she’s simply lying.

We suppose that she could be making this up … but that’s not what Stormy’s lie-detector test results say.

See, she took a polygraph back in 2011 to verify her story, though the interview was only published this year.

(Trump is accused of using this tactic of using money and connections to bury stories before they’re ever released, often through media companies)

In the polygraph test, Stormy answered “yes” to questions like:

“Around July 2006, did you have vaginal intercourse with Donald Trump?” and “Around July 2006, did you have unprotected sex with Donald Trump?”

The polygraph confirmed her answer for both.

Of course, polygraphs can be beaten, but that usually requires careful training and preparation. One struggles to imagine what her motive might have been for doing so in 2011.

That would have been a lot of trouble to undergo just to slightly embarrass a foolish reality star.

Now is probably a good time to remind everyone that Stormy Daniels is raising funds so that she can expose the truth about Trump.

These funds go directly to her attorney to pay her daunting legal fees as Trump and his allies attempt to silence her with legal muscle.

It has been revealed that Stormy has also been physically threatened, though it is unclear whether this was done by someone directly working with Trump or merely a fan hoping to intimidate her into silence.

Hopefully, her upcoming 60 Minutes interview will tell us more.


Indiana Couple Arrested for Incest, Sleeping with Own Kids

A man and woman from Indiana were arrested this week and charged with multiple counts of incident.

According to a local news outlet, Keylin Johnson and Sheila Johnson were taken into custody after the couple’s 19-year old son told a friend that his parents had been having sex with him and his two siblings.

gross parents

Based on court records, an investigation was opened by the Montgomery County Sheriff’s Office after it received a report about these allegations on February 25.

A woman reportedly told a police officer that the couple’s two oldest children had come to visit and talked with her about “possible sexual abuse.”

Authorities then spoke that same day with the oldest, unnamed child… who said his dad had explained to him that “incest was a normal way of life” and “the best way to build a family bond was to have sex with your parents, particularly your mother.”

The legal documents also state that Johnson “advised it was safer to have sex with people in your own family, rather than strangers.”

It doesn’t get much sicker than this.

Until one consider’s another snippet from this document, which reads:

The oldest child “also indicated that his mother was involved in sexual relations with the family dog.”

According to this report, the youngest child was taken out from the family’s home in Montgomery County the day after police were told about what was allegedly going on at home.

Investigators then seized cellphones and computers from the home that same day as well.

Authorities are on record as quoting this youngest girl as saying “both of her parents would do gross things in the home,” with court documents elaborating;

“She was shown sexual videos and pornography and that her aunt used to bring adult things to a residence in Mooresville and she observed the adults would do sexual things.”

This is so very disgusting.

In an interview with police, Sheila Johnson (pictured below) confessed to multiple acts of child abuse, along with incest with two of her children and an attempt at bestiality with a dog.

She said her husband “would always want to role play and suggested mother-son sex scenarios.”

As for Keylin Johnson?

He told cops that “I am guilty of internet porn and other stuff.”

He described himself as being addicted to adult entertainment, according to these court documents and confessed to cops he had downloaded and saved images of one of his kids nude from the child’s cellphone.

As a result of these heinous acts, Keylin Johnson faces 18 charges, including multiple counts of child molesting and incest and one count of possession of child pornography.

Sheila Johnson faces 17 charges, including multiple counts of child molesting and incest and one count of bestiality.

The family has lived in homes in Crawfordsville, Ladoga, New Market and Waveland since 2012.

As of Tuesday afternoon of this week, the couple remained in custody at Montgomery County Jail on $ 50,000 bond each.

A jury trial is set for Sheila Johnson on July 31 and for Keylin Johnson on August 14.

We’ll update this incomprehensible story as more news breaks.


Colin Firth’s Wife Admits to Sleeping with Her Stalker

It turns out love, actually, has not always been around Colin Firth and his wife, Livia.

The Oscar-winning actor and his wife have been forced to issue an unusual statement that sheds light on their troubled past and also makes public a relationship Livia once had…

… with the man she now claims has been stalking her.

According to British newspaper The Times, Livia has been accusing an Italian journalist named Marco Brancaccia of “frightening” her with harassing messages.

And while these allegations stand, while the Firths are still adamant that Brancaccia has been acting in an inappropriate matter, the couple now admits that Livia has a naked history with him.

This is the statement they released on Friday morning to the press:

“A few years ago Colin and Livia privately made the decision to separate. During that time Livia briefly became involved with former friend Mr Brancaccia.

“The Firths have since reunited.

“Subsequently, Mr Brancaccia carried out a frightening campaign of harassment over several months, much of which is documented.

“As a consequence of his stalking, threats and refusal to desist, the legal complaint was lodged with the Italian authorities.”

Colin and Livia got married in 1997.

The couple shares two sons together, 16-year-old Luca and 15-year-old Matteo.

The latter’s dalliance with Brancaccia took place at some point between 2015 and 2016.

A rep for the pair explains that neither half of this couple spoke publicly about Livia’s affair for “obvious reasons.”

However, when La Repubblica published details of the police investigation prompted by Livia’s recent accusations against her former lover, the two felt the need to address it.

Concludes the statement:

“The reporting this week on this case is understood to be the consequence of a leaked court document. This is greatly to be regretted.

“It does not serve the interests of any of the parties involved.”

For his part, Brancaccia has denied the stalking allegations, telling anyone who would listen that he had this sort of past with Livia.

But he didn’t stop there when speaking to The Times.

“We were romantically involved, she wanted to leave Colin for me,” he told the newspaper, alleging that his supposed “stalking” consisted of two WhatsApp messages and an email to Firth once the affair ended and adding:

“I wrote an email to Colin about my relationship with Livia, which I now regret sending, and she filed a complaint against me for stalking out of fear that I could go public with what she had revealed to me about her marriage and work.

“In a year she sent me hundreds of messages of love, photos and videos, even a diary.”

Firth himself has not spoken directly about this hiccup in his marriage or this ongoing investigation.

One (who uses terrible puns) might say the situation has left this faux king… speechless.


Tamar Braxton Gets Husband Arrested for Spousal Assault, Calls Pregnant Woman a ‘Whore’ for Sleeping with Him

Tamar Braxton went ham on a woman claiming to be pregnant with the help of Tamar’s hubby .. and speaking of her husband, it looks like Tamar got him arrested for spousal assault. Tamar posted a rant against the woman, whom Tamar refers to as a…