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Tamar Braxton Gets Husband Arrested for Spousal Assault, Calls Pregnant Woman a ‘Whore’ for Sleeping with Him

Tamar Braxton went ham on a woman claiming to be pregnant with the help of Tamar’s hubby .. and speaking of her husband, it looks like Tamar got him arrested for spousal assault. Tamar posted a rant against the woman, whom Tamar refers to as a…

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Kourtney Kardashian Tries, Fails to Prank Sleeping Kendall Jenner

Even though she made the mistake of spending a decade of her life cleaning up Scott Disick's vomit, Kourtney Kardashian still has a lot going for her.

She has three lovely kids, enjoys a "career" that requires her to do literally nothing except live out her lavish life in front of a camera crew, and probably owns about a dozen pairs of shoes that cost more than your car.

But apparently, there's one area in which Kourtney is sorely lacking.

It seems the girl can't play a prank to save her life.

In a preview clip for this week's episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Kourtney and Khloe attempt to punk a sleeping Kendall Jenner.

Their plan is at once simple and intricate:

Kourt and Khloe plan to cram some chocolate in Kendall's butt crack in hopes of making the poor girl think she "sharted" herself in her sleep.

Like we said, not a terribly complex plan, and if executed properly, it probably has amusing payoff.

But that's the problem–you've got a couple first-timers attempting a prank with a pretty high degree of difficulty.

Granted, we've never tried to put food in a sleeping person's ass, but we imagine it's pretty hard to do so without waking them up.

This is a classic case of flying too close to the sun and Kourt and Khloe pay for their hubris in the end.

It's like a Greek tragedy, but with butt chocolate.

Next time, just draw dicks on her face and be done with it.

Check out the failed fake shart below, and watch Keeping Up With the Kardashians online so you don't have to watch this scene out of context.

We kid. Noting ever happens on this show.

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Kris Jenner: Apologizing to Khloe Kardashian for Sleeping with Lamar Odom?!

After ten solid years of being in the spotlight, is it even possible for the Kardashians to surprise us anymore?

Judging by this new interview with the family, we'd say yes, yes it most definitely is possible.

See, to celebrate that previously mentioned tenth anniversary of the Kardashians' rise to fame — meaning the tenth anniversary of the debut of Keeping Up with the Kardashians — there's a brand new special coming out.

In the special, Kim, Kourtney, Khloe, Kendall, Kylie, Kris, and Scott Disick all sit down for a nice little chat with Ryan Seacrest, who's been a producer for the show since the beginning.

In one section of the interview, which you can watch below, Ryan asks the family about some of the wilder tabloid rumors that have come out about them over the years.

And things take a weird turn real fast.

The first rumor is one about Kendall hooking up with Scott behind Kourney's back.

When she sees it, Kendall laughs and says "I didn't even know that existed!"

She shouldn't be surprised though — there have been rumors that Scott's hooked up with each of Kourtney's sisters at one point or another.

They all joke about it — Scott boasts to Kendall that "I had you when you were young," which is pretty cringey — but Kendall clarifies that the report is "definitely false."

But their reaction to the next tabloid story … well, the reaction to this one is a little different.

This one is about Kris allegedly sleeping with Lamar Odom while he and Khloe were still married.

Everyone admits that they could see the story being true, and Kris actually apologizes to Khloe.

The story adds that Kris ruined Khloe's life with her actions, and that one of her sisters knew but didn't say anything — Kourtney claims she's that sister in question.

Kris tries to turn the conversation around a little bit, telling Ryan that "you gotta laugh" when you hear such ridiculous stories.

But Khloe and Scott are still talking about Kris' alleged tryst with Lamar.

Now, are they all joking here?

It's pretty obvious that they are.

But still, it's pretty interesting to see how they all react to this, that's all.

Check it out for yourself in the video below:

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Congressman Jason Chaffetz Sick of D.C. Lifestyle, Sleeping on Office Cot (VIDEO)

Congressman Jason Chaffetz is calling quits on a career with a rising trajectory because he’s done sleeping on a cot most nights, far far away from his family.  Chaffetz says he can’t afford to support two homes … his wife and kids are in…

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Channing Tatum: Look at My Sleeping Naked Wife!

Give Channing Tatum credit.

For having a tight body, incredible dance moves and a winning personality?

Well, yes.

But mostly for being able to steal some attention for himself on Sunday night, despite not being nominated for a single Golden Globe Award.

Indeed, while Meryl Streep was roasting Donald Trump and Tom Hiddleston was making a self-righteous fool out of himself, Tatum was seemingly just hanging out at home.

But don’t feel too terrible for the guy.

He was hanging out at home with wife Jenna Dewan-Tatum.

And she was NAKED!

Tatum decided to have a bit of naughty fun with his sleeping/gorgeous/nude wife, snapping a picture of her in her birthday suit and actually sharing it on Instagram.

For real!

“Nap time = The Best Time,” Channing wrote as a caption to the sultry image, including with those words a couple hands-clapping emojis and a smiley face with a halo over its head. 

It’s unclear whether or not Jenna knew Channing was taking the photo.

Or if she knew that he shared it with his more than 13.2 million followers.

(As of this writing, the image has received 421,899 Likes, which actually seems like a smaller number than it should be, don’t you think?)

Jenna Dewan-Tatum, of course, is not shy about her body.

Remember that Jenna Dewan-Tatum nude photo from Allure magazine in 2014? Who could ever forget, right?!?

Moreover, Channing and Jenna actually have one of the sweetest, most underrated relationships in Hollywood.

They celebrated 10 amazing years together in August… by recreating a dance move from the movie Step Up, which is where they met back in 2006.

How awesome is that?!?

So we’re guessing Jenna was well aware of this nude picture and gave its posting her enthusiastic thumbs-up.

Otherwise, Channing would be a pretty huge idiot.

He’d be making his wife angry, which would likely mean he wouldn’t get to have sex with his wife any time soon, and have you seen his wife?!?

Scroll up and take a close look once again if need be.

Yeah. She’s a looker. Tatum would be wise to remain on her good side (which is every side, if you know what we mean!).

Of course, Jenna would be wise to do the same.

There’s a lot to like about her husband, which is probably why this marriage has worked as well as it has.

There are no Channing Tatum naked pictures here (sorry, ladies), but still. Peruse away and salivate!

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